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Reese investigates corporate fraud and discovers some joker has been giving away free couches to the needy, because when a person can no longer afford the subscription service fees, all their furniture disappears. The bearer of sofas ends up in a ditch when blunt force trauma snuffs out the poor's best chance of not living in an empty room their whole life. Reese rolls up his sleeves. Time to get to work.

A comic collection of short plays, monologues, and sketches. Including: Homeless MonologuesDraconias MonologueFirst TimeTerminator - In Four Parts7 Plays in 7 DaysWorst Therapist EverThe ApocalypseZombie Jesus - In Three PartsOne LinersBlue's Clues Investigates Murder - In Three PartsNewsroomAliens at the CasinoAlvinPolish Grandpa MonologueThe Doctor's OfficeThe Clone Army - In Three PartsLittle House In Downtown DetroitET 2000Hare Krishna Cover Band LyricsGod Tech SupportUsed CarThe Chair

Cowboys and Drones is a collection of short stories including: The Entire Sperm Donor for a Cosmic Paradox Series: Jed finds out some disturbing news after a DNA test. He is his own great great grandfather. However, Jed's daily struggles involve video games and crippling self doubt. He's not the time traveling pioneer type. He may as well try to get to the bottom of the mystery. It's at least a reason to get off his couch. Anna is the time traveling type and Jed's ex-girlfriend. She finds herself in the Old West in a town terrorized by a man called the Gold Piece Bandit. Jed better get off his butt and help her. Although Anna has never been the type to let the men do all the shooting. Our Final Days on Bellicus Prime: 142 is a researcher from an advanced civilization that watches other pre-faster-than-light civilizations to see if they are fit to join the intergalactic community. Do the citizens of Bellicus value war over art and science? Is it right to kill a warlike species before they start the war? 142 must answer some difficult questions before he risks his career on the dominate species of Bellicus Prime. The stories in this collection: Sperm Donor for a Cosmic ParadoxCustomer Service ScientistRest Area of the FutureTime Travel Girl and the Paradox KidLiving Material Inside - Open ImmediatelyThe Government ShutdownBoxed Furniture and Other Dangerous EndeavorsRumspringaPhotographsOur Final Days on Bellicus PrimeTime BeastOne Way Trip to SolasomaKal's Fall

The air outside is unbreathable. Olson lives in a city that has been sealed from the damaged atmosphere. He's an Eleven Year and close to citizenship. As one of the trackless, he doesn't have a place in society. His life seems like it was predestined for failure, and there is nothing he can do about it.His life is upended when one of the few adults who cares about him commits suicide under mysterious circumstances. While investigating, Olson meets a girl named Natalie snooping around his school. He soon learns that one of her friends died under similarly mysterious circumstances. Together, they start looking for answers, and end up discovering the city's darkest secrets.

Fugitive 07760 woke to a busy city street. His memory was blank. A well-dressed man approached him. He left a locked briefcase at 07760's feet. An agent named Nanette tracked 07760. Her agency had been following the anomalous man through time. But the case was different than all the rest. Her well-dressed prot g had given the fugitive the briefcase. A fellow time agent getting involved was cause for panic. 07760's memory came back slowly as the technology in his body began to regenerate his neural pathways. Fragments of a past bubbled to his conscience. He wasn't sure if it was worth reliving. There was a blond woman from years ago, and she disappeared because she was curious and asked too many questions. 07760 would not disappear quietly in the night. He needed a plan, but there's no time to think with the time agents hot on his heels.

Shakespeare's classic tale of hubris, paranoia, and betrayal is reimagined against the darkly comedic backdrop of the post-apocalypse. ...And zombies.I ate thy brains ere I killed thee...

With great burrito comes great responsibility.Pete's food truck at the University of New Mexico isn't going well. Seniors dare freshman to eat his burritos. Frats use them for pledges and pranks. Rumors fly around campus that they are chupacabra ground up with rat.Pete needs a change, and it comes in the form of a physics experiment gone awry. After being sucked into the past, he stumbles across an ingredient that goes great in one of his creations. If he could only make it past that caveman with the giant ax...First, there was Marty McFly. Then came Bill and Ted. And now, Pete-

Olson is trapped in a city that is on the hunt for him. He has nowhere to run as the whole place is sealed from the toxic atmosphere. Nobody wants to help him until he meets a scientist who knows his true origins. Meanwhile, back home, his friends are caught under the thumb of a brutal regime, until they decide to fight back.

As one of Santa's Elite Fixers, Jing spends most of his time waterboarding greedy toy manufacturers or responding to terrorists holding Rudolph for ransom. While not on the job, he relaxes in the North Pole, a paradise where he can forget all the killing and bloodshed and curl up to some Christmas music and hot cocoa.Until a rogue group of elves betrays Santa and threatens what should have been a pleasant Christmas.Every time a bell rings, an elf gets his Glock.

Orion is dead... again. Whether death comes from a stab wound, a bullet to the brain, or just plain dumb luck, he always comes back. He is glad to have the opportunity because a princess in each life seems to be in trouble. Whether she's a nurse in the Vietnam War or medieval English royalty... ...Orion is determined to win her over.