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Weight He lost 17 lbs of it in fifteen days?Yes, he did -- and you can, too. Amazon best-selling author (and overweight yo-yo dieter) Andrew Mackay existed on fast food, processed meals, and gallons of soda. In between snacks, he made the mistake of checking his Body Mass Index... The Result? OBESE Something inside this math-hating, science-shunning, exercise-averse author snapped - and it wasn't his stomach sleeve (because he didn't need one - yet ) Devastated by the news, Mackay cooked up a plan to lose weight. To help, he kept a diary. Halfway through the adventure he stumbled across the only way to shed the pounds, and unearthed dozens of benefits for everyone to use: - The correct way to lose weight - and why it works. - The wrong way to lose weight - and why it never works. - How to start, what to do, and the pros/cons to watch out for. - Simplified explanations for the math and science even a two-year-old can understand. - Mackay's astonishing FOOL YOURSELF method to smash all obstacles in your path to success. No one said it was going to be easy. But... no one said it couldn't be an insightful, snarky and hilarious document of one man's weight loss triumph - or: a non-fiction Bridget Jones's Diary meets all those Lose Weight Real Quick books you dumped in the trash because they didn't work. Get your copy of this indispensable paperback now -- it might just change your life forever.

Can You Survive Pure Dark?Heroin junkie, and all-round good guy, Charlie Ferrari has overdosed one too many times. He's in an induced coma, trapped inside a series of nightmares he can't escape from unless he can find a way to wake up -- and you're tagging along for the ride... WELCOME TO HELL.Werewolves, vampires, zombies and shapeshifters are for pu$$ie$. The creatures and situations in the PURE DARK series are beyond messed up: Shape-shifting women, abusive clowns, malformed babies, violent teenagers, sexual revenge, and unflinching body horror Armageddon awaits YOU. A horror series designed deliberately to test your stomach and rip your mind in two, PURE DARK wants to see what you had for lunch, punch you in the face, and jump up and down on your head when you're down. Worse, these eight short stories all end in the most gore-soaked, vomit-splattered, twisted finale that will have you questioning your sanity (in a good way, obvs.) WARNING: Only a few brave souls have made it all the way through this disturbing first volume. Many of them refuse to talk about it. Practically all refuse to admit they've read it. Hey, don't take our word for it--check the reviews, below. But if you think you're brave enough. then scroll back up and get your beautiful, glossy paperback copy NOW. (And if you're not up to it? That's cool. Just click on Andrew Mackay's author page and buy all his other books instead.)

Cheating, lying, cutting class - and that's just the staff Meet high school teacher Rachel Weir The job is about to push her into a mid-life crisis. Journalist Joy Attwood has picked the worst day to follow Rachel at work The two women are about to produce one of the most outrageous and frank tales of school life ever written. No frills, no red carpet... just straight into the brown stuff Unruly students, Hungover teachers, and insufferable managers ensure the day is never short on laughter and shocks. It'll prove to be a day neither Rachel nor Joy may recover from. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll want to home school your children CLASS DISMISSED

Lights Camera Faction Meet actor and celebrity Pat Cake.He's trying to be everyone - but himself. Now, he's series journalist Joy Attwood's second assignment. Auditions. Castings. Film sets. Voice-overs. Theater stages. Nowhere is safe for Joy and Pat. They'll race around town to make appointments, all the while being chased by the ruthless paparazzi. It's a day they'll never forget in the hilarious rollercoaster of errors you'll struggle to remember... because you were laughing so hard reading it Get it now

She Knows What You Wore Last Summer.Meet Oksana Volkov. She's one of the world's most famous supermodels. Statuesque...Dazzling...Fabulous...... and extremely hot-tempered. She's spent her thirties clawing her way to the top. Now, she's struggling to cling to the middle. Oksana is journalist Joy Attwood's third assignment for her best-selling investigative series. Just how far will Joy go to discover the truth behind the curtain? What's the deal with the new fashion trends "selfie-harm" and "Tyrannarexia?" Will either of them survive the photo shoots, nasty interviews, and bright lights of the runway stage before the night is over? It's a thrilling and hilarious day you cannot afford to miss Get it now.

If you work at a multinational company, at some point you may be asked to travel the world to maintain or install equipment or seek to boost your firms reputation. It happened to Andrew Mackay, and he was unprepared from the moment he stepped on an helicopter to go to a Chevron platform in the North Sea, when everyone was dressed for freezing temperatures except him. Working as what he calls a travelling prostitute, Mackay was surprised to find that almost all of the time, he was on his own. Higher-ups never asked about his well-being, and he had to quickly adapt to indigenous populations, cultures, and traditions. In sharing his experiences while working abroad, he hopes to prepare other employees at multinational companies who may not appreciate what traveling on the job entails. If your organisation has not done its homework in advance, your very life could be at risk. From being kidnapped at an airport, left stranded, forced to spend extra time in strange places, and navigating dangerous situations, youll learn how to survive when working overseas in Trials and Tribulations of a Travelling Prostitute.

There Are No Rules Inside a Damaged BrainCan You Survive Pure Dark AGAIN? The only way out of Charlie's coma is through eight new nightmares that are twice as traumatizing and terrifying than the last: an abusive doll, a homophobic serial-killing cat, a violent jerk-off club, a twisted take on Downton Abbey, and buckets of blood, vomit, gore, and sticky white stuff await Charlie - and you - once again. Are you sure you want more of this? We ask because when you've finished, you'll need an explanation for your family and friends when they ask why you're always crying and insist on sleeping with the lights on. Okay, tough guy. If you've read this far, then you're obviously as demented as the author -- so stop wasting your time and mine and continue your brilliant paperback collection now. We double dare you.

IT AIN'T HORROR IF IT AIN'T PURE.Charlie's coma has gotten so bad that his imaginary demons are threatening to burst into reality. What was once just in his head may destroy life as we know it. THIS PAPERBACK HAS A GLOSSY, WIPE-CLEAN COVER FOR REASONS WE CAN'T GO INTO HERE.A shape-shifting politician, an international flight into hell, teenagers murdering bullies via WiFi, talk radio hosts compelling listeners to commit suicide, and a funeral where the beneficiary is decided by a stun gun fight... Can you survive Pure Dark's nasty, final third leg? Go ahead--get your paperback copy, complete your collection, and let's see if you can make it to the end of the series. We TRIPLE dog dare you.

Mom is missing.She's left the bed, and the front door is wide open... Iris Goddard has battled sleepwalking all her adult life. Until two weeks ago she had it under control. Tonight, her actions could get her killed. Terrified for her safety, her husband and young son race to rescue her. Chrome Valley's streets are hell on a Friday night, especially for a barefoot sleepwalker dressed only in her nightgown. The truth about Iris's condition simmers deep in her subconscious. Her sudden departure has put those she loves most in the firing line. The countdown to retribution has begun, and Iris has no idea of the violent nightmare she's sleepwalking into... or does she? Read as part of the Chrome Valley Thrillers series, or as a standalone, fans of psychological suspense thrillers will devour Somnambulist-the mind-bending thrill-ride from Amazon best-selling author Andrew Mackay. Join the hunt. Get your copy of this stunning paperback with exclusive series spine artwork now.

There's no space for the untrained.Jelly Anderson beat tens of thousands to become the first cat in space. Before she blasts off to Saturn with the crew of Space Opera Beta, we think she may need a little training. How do you prepare a cat for the trashcan that is outer space? You put her through USARIC's rigorous training program. That's how. A violent stealth mission, a suffocating spacewalk, and one death-defying space simulator should seal the deal.Sounds easy enough, right? Yeah. That's what the crew thought, too... Suit up, buckle up, scroll back up... and hit the buy now button. A blast of pure sci-fi adrenalin awaits you...

If you're going to shoot evolution in the back, you'd better not miss.Trying to get back home, Jelly Anderson and the surviving crew of Space Opera Beta have crash-landed on a mysterious planet. An alien entity much bigger, smarter, and violent than they can imagine is lurking on this dark planet. Its name is Mastazita, and it's waiting for the perfect moment to strike. The crew are desperately unaware, and dangerously ill-equipped to fight. Give a cat no option, and you leave her no choice. These alien beings mess with Jelly Anderson and her family at their peril. Now a towering feline monster ready to murder, she's ready to protect her loved ones, even if it means a fight to the death. Killer Instinct is the fourth instalment in the best-selling sci-fi fantasy series. An emotional juggernaut of pure action, suspense is coming for you. Get it now.

Your high school was never like this Come hang out with the students at Chrome Junction Academy... ... where backstabbing, bullying, and vandalism are staples of the curriculum Featuring all three books in the outrageous dark comedy series by Amazon best-selling author Andrew Mackay: Let's Kill Mr. PondSam created the plan. Jonnie carried out the attack. Together, they conspired to kill their woodwork teacher. It started out as just a bit of fun, but it didn't end that way... Vicky & Lizzie's First PeriodVicky and Lizzie kick-start a nasty rumor about a teacher which spirals out of control. Lives and careers are about to be destroyed in this riotous, blood-splattered, first-of-its-kind musical comedy novel. The Belch Park Field TripThe school inspectors are in So, the principal sends the worst students to an amusement park for the day. Bad idea With a rival Roman Catholic school at the park, the Chrome Junction kids are ready for war-and the rides may not survive the carnage Fans of South Park, Monty Python, and Robot Chicken, will love this side-splitting and shocking comedy of terrors Get your paperback copy of this tremendous trilogy now

Scratch first. Ask questions later.Star Cat Jelly Anderson, her daughter Furie, and what little remains of the original Opera Beta crew are stranded on a remote planet. They just want to get back to Earth but their ride is damaged beyond repair. Be careful what you wish for. The aftermath of the Star Cat Project has brought western civilisation to its knees. USARIC and the International Repatriation Initiative have joined forces to remove all Russian nationals from the US in a catastrophic mass exodus. The rebels at R.A.G.E. are set to retaliate, and have the firepower and mechs to pull it off. Alex and Jelly have a plan to get back to Earth--an idea so crazy that it might just work. Surviving the journey back to Earth is an almost impossible challenge; one that will test their physical acumen, survival instincts, and psychological well-being. Both Jelly Anderson and war are coming home. It's just a matter of who gets there first. Star Cat: Exodus is the fifth instalment in your favorite action-packed science fiction & fantasy series. Continue the ground breaking journey and continue your paperback collection right now.

In space no one can hear you purr. Meet Jelly Anderson--your new, favorite hero. She's 30 cm tall, weighs 7.5 lbs, and has nine lives. This fiercely loyal feline is no ordinary cat... She's the first ever Star Cat. What if Jelly is their only chance? Enceladus, one of Saturn's moons, may be where the lost expedition Space Opera Alpha crashed. It was assumed they'd all died, but a strange distress call from the ringed planet left Mission Control with hope. Tested for agility, prowess, obedience and combat, Jelly and her team of human mercenaries are going to Saturn for answers. The crew has no idea how important this fuzzball is to their success. She's been fitted with Infinity Claws--and with flesh-eating Shanta, murderous mechs, and snark AI lurking around every corner, she's going to need them. You'll love the first three tails in this action-packed sci-fi fantasy saga with shades of Douglas Adams, because everyone enjoys thrilling space adventures with snarky banter. Start your paperback collection with exclusive spine artwork now.

The epic conclusion to the best-selling sci-fi fantasy series.She left Earth as an adorable house cat. Now, Jelly Anderson returns to Earth as a ruthless killing machine, hell-bent on avenging those responsible for putting her crew's lives in danger. She's one angry cat desperate for blood. USARIC and CEO Maar Sheck are the only names on her hit list. USARIC found her escape pod first. They want to know everything about Opera Beta's doomed mission to Saturn. All Jelly wants is to be reunited with her owner. The corporation has thousands of mercenaries, death-droids, and mega-vehicles at their disposal ready to bury the truth about the Star Cat Project. It will be the war to end all wars. All we can do is pray that Star Cat Jelly Anderson is on our side. Complete your fantastic paperback collection now.

Jelly Anderson has nine lives. She'll need every last one of them fighting for humanity.The last three tails in the ground-breaking science fiction fantasy series. Jelly will have to harness her Killer Instinct to survive a rogue planet full of wolf-like creatures hell-bent on destroying the last of her crew. Back on Earth, USARIC has teamed up with the International Repatriation Initiative to perpetuate a mass Exodus of Russians from the US in a war that will involve the Rebels Against Genetic Engineering. Now, it's USARIC and the IRI versus The Misfits and The Rebels in a catastrophic war to end all wars. Jelly Anderson will crash-land right into the firing line. But which side will she take? Will she finally reunite with Jamie? Find out in Star Cat Forever, the action-packed, epic climax to the series. Star Cat: The Last Trilogy contains the spectacular final three tails in the six-part series from Amazon best-selling author Andrew Mackay. Complete your paperback collection with exclusive spine art now.

Are you using the bathroom? Or is it using you?Meet Willy Gee -- the shopping mall's terminally ill janitor. He's great at his job. Everything is kept in working order: Stock levels - check.Washbasins - check.Urinals - check.Cubicles - check.Secrets of the users - check.His own sanity... His is a workplace where civilians go to relieve themselves.Where babies get changed.Where strangers go to play...... and a host of bodily fluids go to rest. Come spend the day with Willy on his day shift.He's losing his mind...... in the very last place you'd want a mind to get lost. You'll love this tale of despair, repulsion and psychological terror. Will you be able to finish Convenience...... or will it finish you? This amazing paperback is the perfect gift for the extreme psychological horror lover. Get it now.

It ain't horror if it ain't PURE DARK. Junkie Charlie Ferrari has overdosed one too many times. Now, he's trapped in a coma-the perfect playground for horror. Twenty-four drug-fuelled nightmares will test the limit of your mind, sanity, and stomach. Murder, suicide, immolation, castration, infanticide, communal self-abasement, shape shifting politicians, murderous DJs, and hideous monsters will do everything they can to make sure he remains asleep forever. Can you and Charlie survive Pure Dark where others have failed? Discover how strong your tolerance for horror really is... and get your copy of this beautiful paperback trilogynow. WARNING: Pure Dark is not for minors, readers with a sensitive disposition. Kindle Unlimited.