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Andy Frazier likes living in France, it gives him a bit more time to watch the world go by. But it also gives him too much time to consider it, and then complain about it. Sometimes his complaints turn in rants. He rants about everything from the weather to world leaders. It is quite amusing.

"Another near-orgasm experience happened when I saw Cindy from 200 paces....The year was 1993 - I know that because I have a picture of Cindy on the wall in my study - naked "ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY TO READ THIS FILTH?At the tender age of 15, Andy Frazier was inadvertently immersed into a whole world that he - or few others on this planet - knew anything about. That world contained cows - many of them going on holiday.From then on, his was a world of alcohol, sex and travel along with an entire catalogue of shenanigans that kept him on the move for 25 years, visiting, exhibiting and generally participating in cattle events throughout the world.Whether you are a complete novice to all things bovine or a leading expert in cattle behaviour, this book with entertain you, insult you and generally have you in hysterical laughter from start to finish, as Andy recalls tale after tale of his exploits - each and every one of them true.If you were ever involved in that business, you may even get a mention - especially if you were that bloke Andy once shared a room with in 1984. "...they can't stop us laughing. It's all we've got left..." Bernard Manning."It made me laugh from start to finish...except for a few minor insults to the Royal family..." A Welshman "PS. Can't wait for the sequel, about sheep."

This touching tale tells of a calf born in a pedigree Aberdeen Angus herd, an unusual calf that although is black in colour, is the wrong kind of black. Her times of hardship and degradation evolve her into a somewhat exceptional character. Now an old lady nearing the end of her life she tells her own extraordinary and comical tale of her exciting journey towards fulfilling her destiny. The book is littered with colourful characters .... could only have been written by someone with a good knowledge of the livestock industry.- The Scottish Farmer James Cameron - Fife, Scotland. Farmer and cattleman A very enjoyable story for readers of all ages. Taken from the author's experience of the world of cattle and the art of showmanship, it takes the reader on a journey through the life of a young cow from humble beginnings, to the highlights of the agricultural year. A must read for any one interested in cattle and showing but also for the townie. Here's hoping there is more to come from this author Anne Taylor - France. Housewife, I read this book and couldn't put it down. What a lovely story. It would be appreciated by young and old. Easy reading...fantastic for parents/grandparents to read to the very young, or children to read themselves. Written with the author giving a farmers slant, as well as a nice story line. Hope there will be a follow up. Wendy Murray, Edinburgh - IT professional A lovely story with a great central character - a cow with attitude Would be enjoyed by children, who would empathise with the themes of growing up and leaving your family, but would equally be enjoyed by anyone with an interest in the countryside. The author also gives an insight in to the world of livestock showing - a sort of 'Crufts for Cows' with as much, if not more, competitiveness. He writes with knowledge and passion about his subject, told with great humour through the eyes of a young cow. A great read Kay Adam. Forfar - Farmer and mother At last got into it this week and couldn't put it down Just loved it and so many memories of Smithfield, Bob was also following it as I kept asking him who did what and when. You did it so well and all the tails and misshaps will live on.....Am going to make my 12 year old son read it and see if he thinks any of it would ever be true Your book was brill. All the best Kay xx Fiona Temple - Farmer and housewife Really enjoyed this book. Actually bought it for my Mum for Christmas, and she will love it. But couldn't resist a quick peak at it one evening before wrapping it, and before I knew it the evening was gone and the book finished. Made me feel quite nostalgic Julie Crowe - Farmer, Caithness, Scotland A wonderful book, written with knowledge and understanding of his subject. The story of Princess and her adventures in the show ring would appeal to all generations, farmers and town folk alike. It would make an excellent stocking filler for anyone this coming Christmas. We're already looking forward to Andy's next book. Becky Bishop - Farmers wife & sheep breeder Have finished The Right Colour and will try and compose a review. Really enjoyed it, couldn't put it down towards the end lovely story and so true Kay Kay Finally got chance to finish the book on a long journey. Maybe the people around me thought I was afraid of flying when the tears ran down my face But I loved it. Well done Andy. Informative, entertaining and full of emotion. A rare combination Jannine Anderson April 2011 I have just finished reading 'the Right Colour' and wanted to say that it is one of the best books I've read for a long time I don't think i will be able to look at our cattle in the same way again I'll always be wondering what's going through their minds Just a pity the story had to come to an end, i could easily have kept on reading

Andy Frazier likes sheep, it can't be denied.Otherwise why would he have taken one to a Christmas party and filmed a few acting as models?In this very funny sequel to In Bed With Cows, Andy reveals more hilarious stories about his life working with livestock, hairy warts and all. Whether you are a seasoned shepherd, a complete novice or just someone with a healthy - or unhealthy - interest in sheep, this book will insult you, warm you and make you laugh your heart out.I promise you, you will never look at a sheep with a straight face again.And no, he's not Welsh

Quote: 'Andy Frazier is always complaining ' That's not quite true, but he does have a bee in his bonnet about stupidity, absurdity and a few other general irritants in a world that barely makes sense. Even though he spends loads of time at his house in France, where the sun shines a lot, some things still bug him enough to put them into print. In this, the 5th in a series of a collection of rants, the author is back with more observations of cringe-worthy proportions. Brexit, banks and, as usual, Americans all get frequent mentions as he meanders another 5 years through life, hopping from one career to another, often giggling uncontrollably. Well, its good to laugh..

Manhattan born Jack R Dick was a winner, always a winner. Highlighted as the person most likely to succeed in his High School magazine, a publication he happened to be editor of, this bright young lad not only paid his way through University with gambling and running back door trades, but graduated with 15,000 dollars to spare. After taking over his father's business in New Jersey, Jack soon got bored of regular work and hit Wall Street. Some would say his rise to a 12 million dollar fortune in just one year could be put down to luck but those who knew him, of which there were few, were aware that lady luck never even lent a hand. Others would see his early dealings and high-life as rather more questionable and soon they would prove it.In 1960, depressed and penniless, Jack started dreaming again, and this time, it was for the fresh air. Armed with just an idea, on a farm in Duchess County, New York, Dick masterminded one of the greatest ponzi schemes in history, sucking in millions of dollars of cash from the rich and famous, and investing it - in Angus cows Even the legendary Bernie Madoff got pulled in. Cash Cow is based on a true story of a man who repeatedly made history in the world of Livestock, Fine Art and, most extensively, fraud. Some names may have been changed, some figures glossed over, but the fast moving lifestyle of a charlatan who made and lost more money than anyone else before him is exposed for the very first time in this page-turning thriller.'Just send him a few cheap ones, ' Jack pulled a grin, 'that guy Madoff wouldn't know his Angus from his anus ' Andy FrazierHaving had careers in livestock breeding, sales and computing in middle England, Andy Frazier moved to France nearly 10 years ago where he has now written in excess of 30 books on a variety of subjects. It was during research into a large volume about the history of cattle that Jack Dick first took his attention and, the more he uncovered, the more he realised that this story just had to be told.