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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. MY BILLIONAIRE TRICERATOPS CRAVES GAY ASS Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer. Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love. GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER When Donny lands a job at Jurassic Law, the world's leading T-rex law firm, he's absolutely thrilled. Unfortunately, after just one day it quickly becomes clear that Donny's new position entails more than just legal work. Soon Donny makes the deal of a lifetime and finds himself contractually bound into a gay T-rex gangbang that gives new meaning to the term, "dinosaur bones." SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION Space can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It's not gay if it's a man and a dinosaur, is it?

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. TAKEN BY THE GAY UNICORN BIKER Mario is on a mission, cruising through the desert towards Las Vegas for his brothers wedding, and desperate to prove that he's finally got his act together. Things are looking good until an unfortunate wreck strands Mario out in the hot sun without food or water. When Mario notices a motorcycle roaring across the desert towards him, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The rider, a gay unicorn named Kirk, offers to take him to Vegas, and soon the two of them find themselves on a journey, not just along the open road, but deep into each other's hearts... and asses MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL Roger is a ghost hunter on a quest to know if his long lost lover is still out there somewhere. His travels eventually bring him to a bed and breakfast in Georgia, where there have been several sightings of a ghostly unicorn colonel who fought and died during The Civil War. But when Roger encounters the gay ghost for himself, he soon finds out that there is more at play than just a routine haunting. This spirit is here to deliver a message from Roger's dead unicorn lover, and it's a message of gay, erotic pleasure that will shake Roger to his very core. POUNDED BY THE GAY UNICORN FOOTBALL SQUAD Aaron Duncan didn't know that he would grow up to make history, but as the first openly human player in the Unicorn Football League, that's exactly what he did. Thanks to the support of his unicorn teammates, Aaron exits the closet and finds himself swept away in a gay romance that only the tightest football squads could truly understand. Now, there's a meeting in the locker room, and Aaron's about to teach these unicorns what it means to be human... In a gay interspecies gangbang

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED BY PRESIDENT BIGFOOT Allen has been interested in politics his entire life, but when things don't work out the way he'd planned, Allen settles for a fast paced carrier in political journalism. It's no surprise that Allen jumps at the chance to interview President Yuldok, a bigfoot, as well as the first non-human president of the United States. Allen also has his suspicions about the president's sexuality, which come to a head during the interview. Soon enough, Allen is making history by taking a gay pounding in the oval office from the first bigfoot president BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING Nick is the most girl crazy dude in his frat, but when him and the bros head up to Napa Valley for a quiet weekend, Nick quickly realizes that his chances of scoring a chick are next to nothing. Nick's disappointment soon turns into a powerful, gay attraction however, when he meets a dashing bigfoot sommelier, Torbo Gulgot, who invites him back for an after hours sampling. Little does Nick realize, it's not the wine that Torbo will be tasting, it's Nick's hot bro ass. SEDUCED BY DOCTOR BIGFOOT: ATTORNEY AT LARGE On the eve of the biggest case of his life, attorney Mark Tucker gets some devastating news. The opposition has brought in a new lawyer, the notorious Nart Bulgok, who has never lost a case and is the mythical creature, Bigfoot, as well as a renowned doctor. After completely botching his opening statement, Mark retreats to a nearby bar to nurse his wounds. But when Nart shows up to offer an olive branch, things take a turn for the unexpected. Suddenly, the two of them find themselves wrapped up in a sordid night of erotic, gay desire, one that will change the shape of their hearts, and buttholes, forever.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. TURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINER After a long day on the road as a young, gay trucker, Lars is simply looking for a place to grab a bite and take a load off. But he bites of more than he can chew when he meets Turk, a handsome, living diner. The loads come later Lars and Turk take to one another immediately, and soon Lars finds himself putting it all on the line for an erotic future with this gorgeous, gay restaurant. GLAZED BY THE GAY LIVING DONUTS In the year 2016, living donuts have been banned from the United States thanks to their explicit sexual lifestyle. Still, a few of the hot living pastries remain as part of a gay, underground donut shop network. Looking for some adventure, Mike and his friends set out to find one of these exclusive gay dessert clubs, and end up biting off more than they can chew. Soon Mike finds himself at the center of attention and ready to be glazed by over a dozen horny gay donuts. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core... his own gay ass

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. UNICORN BUTT COPS: BEACH PATROL Jeff just can't seem to catch a break. Once a working professional at the top of his game, a string of bad luck has sent Jeff to the gutter, literally, where he struggles to survive as a homeless man on Venice Beach. Things go from bad to worse when Jeff is caught stealing a carnitas taco, and is promptly chased down by the Unicorn Butt Cops, a new branch of government that specializes in hot, gay, anal poundings on inline skates. The sentence is for a hardcore, double anal threesome, but little do these unicorn cops know that Jeff is an expert in all things gay and anal, leading to a twist ending that's sure to blow your mind ANALLY YOURS, THE UNICORN SAILOR Out for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens. The two share a romantic evening until it's revealed that Hunter is about to embark on a year long sail around the world. However, their love remains strong in a series of explicit letters. But Hunter is planning something that will redefine the meaning of love between a man and a unicorn. Soon Tuck finds himself whisked away to the Bahamas on a private helicopter for a hardcore, anal surprise that will have your jaw on the floor. TOP HORN: TURNED GAY BY THE UNICORN PILOTS Nick is as patriotic as it gets, but while his friends are off at war in Europe he's stuck at home with a girlfriend who won't get off his back. But after Nick catches his girlfriend cheating, he finally heads out and joins the air force, qualifying for an elite squad of fighter pilot unicorns. The only problem, of course, is that Nick is a human. After getting consistently razzed by the squad, Nick is suddenly thrown into aerial battle with an opponent from his past, and earns the respect of the unicorns. Now, they return home to celebrate in the showers the best way that they know how.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT" Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic. Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well? VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT After an unfortunate hit and run, Rick suddenly finds himself relying on the Los Angeles public transportation system for his daily commute. It's not so bad, but after boarding a mysterious night bus named Vlad, things quickly take a turn for the terrifying. Soon, Rick finds himself in a gothic castle with a gay bus who want's to suck more than just blood, in an erotic encounter that will have your heart racing. SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS Billy Brucko is an unsung hero of the Wild West, a hard working cattle rustler who understands that one day he will be forgotten in the history of frontier expansion. That is, until Billy is entrusted with delivering a strange wooden box from the president. Not long after starting his journey, Billy finds himself up against a gang of chocolate milk bandits, and his only escape is to delve deeper into the mystery of this strange box and the big red button that lies within. Soon, Billy is at the center of a gay gangbang with these handsome cowboy beverages, but this is only the beginning of his inner dimensional trip into the Tingleverse.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS After years of having their natural habitat encroached upon, bigfeet are finally forced to leave the forest and head out into the open ocean. At first, we think that it's the last we'll ever see of them, until bigfoot piracy becomes rampant across the Seven Seas. When the most notorious bigfoot pirate, Lorko the Black, is killed off the coast of Santa Monica, a man named Andy begins to feel a mysterious throbbing in his balls. After a trip to the doctor, Andy soon learns that what seemed like a coincidence is actually an acute case of haunted balls, and the only prescription is a bigfoot ghost pirate gangbang THE CURSE OF BIGFOOT BUTT CAMP When Ken's friend from the office talks him into a week at Bigfoot Butt Camp, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The first hint comes when it's announced that all campers must remain in their tents on the first night. Of course, Ken ends up out in the woods alone and discovers the deep dark secret of these handsome bigfeet; they become mummies under the light of the full moon. Soon Ken find's himself all wrapped up in a homosexual, undead encounter that will have your heart racing BIGFOOT SETTLERS CLAIM MY BUTTHOLE After leaving New York to pursue his dream of making taffy without the restriction of oppressive flavor laws, Greg sets up shop in a small Colorado town. It's the wild frontier, and Greg is more than happy to be a part of it. But conflict arises when a band of business-minded bigfeet show up by train, looking to buy up as much land as they can afford. Unfortunately, the most valuable land of all is located right inside Greg's butthole. Now Greg must take all of the bigfoot settlers in a hardcore taffy shop gangbang that will determine the fate of this small town forever

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.GAYGENT BROTOSAURUS: THE BUTT IS NOT ENOUGH John Marks is just an average bellboy working at Central America's finest luxury hotel, until two mysterious characters show up and change his life forever. The first is the villainous Tudwig Cobbler, an imposing Russian with a hook for a hand, and the second is Gaygent Brontosaurus, a dinosaur who immediately sweeps John off of his feet. Soon John finds himself wrapped up in a world of high stakes espionage and international terrorism, all culminating in a magical night of hardcore, erotic romance on the beach with his handsome, prehistoric lover. PROFESSOR T-REX TEACHES ME GAYNESS James is a guy from the wrong side of the tracks, and thanks to his financial woes, he is destined to be stuck there forever. But everything changes when James, working as a college janitor, solves a problem on the blackboard of an empty classroom. Now a handsome T-Rex professor wants to teach James the most important lesson of all... gayness. But is gayness a power to volatile to be contained? LONELY AUTHOR POUNDED BY DINOSAUR SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS After writing his award winning erotic novel, Reamed By My Reaction To The Title Of This Book, Buck Trungle soon finds himself in a deep depression. Out of ideas for his next erotic tale, Buck turns to Torter, his favorite social media platform, in desperation. "Is anyone out there real?" Buck asks, not knowing that the answer to his question will unravel the fabric of his very universe. One by one Buck's Torter friends begin showing up to disclose that they are actually, in fact, gay dinosaurs. But will this incredible revelation lead to an even deeper depression, or a hardcore dinosaur gangbang?

When it comes to dating, romance and all things sensual, few figures are quite as revered as Dr. Chuck Tingle; erotica author, cultural icon, and now self-help guru. As the generation's leading voice on the subject of sex, Dr. Tingle has blown the lid off of dating in modern times, revealing his hard earned tips and tricks for navigating the waters of single life and beyond. With Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance, readers now have a glimpse into the mysterious world of Tingle, covering relationship advice for all four datable creatures: Dinosaurs, unicorns, bigfeet and living objects. Chuck also provides his wisdom on unconventional relationships, like submissive, domineering, open relationships, ghost relationships and more. For readers with a culinary or wizardly bent, Chuck includes his signature recipe for spaghetti and chocolate milk, as well as a spell book geared specifically towards romance. Ladies and gentlemen, the doctor is in. Warning: This book includes graphic depictions of gay sexuality. Reader discretion is advised.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK Buck Trungle has released a brand new tale of hardcore gay erotica, but could the story itself be too powerful to contain within the realm of mere words? When Josh receives a link to the story marked "not safe for work" he somehow manages to keep his curiosity at bay while still in the office. His friend, however, is not so lucky. Soon enough, Josh finds the very fabric of time and space ripping apart in a homosexual mystery that will change the fate of his entire universe, and ours. Warning: Once you learn the secrets held within, there is no turning back. ANGRY MAN POUNDED BY THE FEAR OF HIS LATENT GAYNESS OVER A DINOSAUR TRANSITIONING INTO A UNICORN When Carl's bro sends him photos of a hot and sexy unicorn, he cant help getting turned on. But when Carl discovers that the unicorn of his dreams was once reality star and athlete, Bort Jenkins, a former tyrannosaurus rex from the show Borting Up With The Dinosaurs, Carl's whole world turns upside down. Terrified that he may be dinosexual, conservative Carl is now thrown into a whirlwind of self-destruction, culminating in a literal encounter with his sexual identity fears. Soon enough, Carl finds himself in a hot gay gangbang with his physically manifested bigotry. But will this extreme pounding be enough to help this Carl learn that real love takes many forms? SLAMMED UP THE BUTT BY MY HOT COFFEE BOSS When Yonce arrives at the office he has no idea that, by the end of the workday, his life will have changed forever thanks to the new boss, a piping-hot cup of coffee named Morcho Kibclaw. Immediately, Morcho takes the office by storm, firing many of the workers and spilling his hot liquid body onto the others. But when Morcho and Yonce have their first meeting alone, sparks immediately fly, resulting in a gay anal slamming that is definitely not safe for work

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE When Plurk and his buddy decide to spend the afternoon poolside looking for chicks in the Miami heat, the last thing they expect is to run into the state of California taking a dip. Quickly befriending, the celebrity state over Avocado Shirley Temples, Plurk soon finds himself falling head over heels for this handsome geographical location. But as the evening wears on, hidden secrets from California's past begin to bubble up to the surface, pointing to an illicit history of obsession and stalking. Is California just another state out looking to party, or is something terrifyingly erotic brewing for Plurk at the end of the night? POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY LEAKED MASHLY ADDISON DATA Kurps Krimple is a senator from Washington D. C., knows a thing or two about lying, especially when it comes to cheating on his wife with a seemingly endless parade of bigfeet who have rods the size of your arm. His favorite website to find hookups, of course, is Mashly Addison, a bastion for cheaters looking for something discreet. But when word gets out that Mashly Addison has been hacked, and the private data of several politicians leaked onto the Internet, Kurps is terrified, until he discovers that his sensitive information is nowhere to be found. That's when he receives the call. What starts as a simple meeting with his hacked data quickly turns into a hardcore anal pounding that will have your heart racing. Nobody knows Kurps like his own private information does. Could this betrue love, or just another strand in a web of lies? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANKSTEIN, NOW POUND MY BUTT A down-home-country-kinda-guy, Porp has always dreamed of taking off after college to backpack across Europe, but life on the farm hasn't provided enough to make this a financial option. Luckily, Porp has some connections to a famous, racecar-driving monster named Frankenstein, and soon finds himself in the undead monster's luxurious, racecar-themed apartment at the heart of Berlin. But Porp's visit falls on Frankenstein's birthday, and it's not long before the celebrations turn erotic. Soon, Porp will discover that his anal gift is only the first step towards the gay love of his otherwise straight life.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. PRESIDENT DOMALD LOCH NESS TROMP POUNDS AMERICA'S BUTT Pibbles Pooch is a young, hotshot journalist with Bowling Bones Magazine, who's just started his week on the presidential campaign trail with the notorious billionaire, Domald Tromp. But things immediately get off to a rocky start when Domald tells another journalist that he's fired, and then proceeds to throw him off of the plane mid-flight. Not surprisingly, the candidate's approval ratings go through the roof. Soon enough, things are going from bad to worse when Pibbles receives some top secret information about the real Domald Tromp, a man who may or may not actually be the Loch Ness Monster, and who may or may not be craving a lustful encounter within Pibbles' tight butthole. PHARMA BRO POUNDED IN THE BUTT BT T-REX COMEDIAN BILL MURKY AND A CLAN OF TRICERATOPS RAPPERS TRYING TO GET THEIR ALBUM BACK After raising the prices on his life saving drugs to outrageous heights, notorious "Pharma Bro" Marky Sharky has come to terms with his title as the most hated man in America. At least he still has his one-of-a-kind, two million dollar album from dinosaur rap group, The Yu-Bang Clan. But when Marky receives a frantic call from his lawyer about a wild gay stipulation in the album's fine print, things take a turn for the unexpected. Soon Marky is being seduced by T-Rex comedian Bill Murky, as well as the whole Yu-Bang Clan, and the ownership of his favorite album hangs in the balance. With all of these hot dinosaur celebs around, can Marky resist his own hardcore anal urges? DINOSAUR MAGICIANS PINN AND TUCKER MAKE THEIR WIENERS DISAPPER IN MY BUTT When Larb and his bro arrive in Las Vegas on their guy's trip, they expect to get into a little trouble; namely gambling, drinking and banging chicks. But nothing can prepare Larb for what happens when he lays his eyes on a massive billboard for the Pinn and Tucker magic show. Suddenly overwhelmed with gay attraction to these handsome dinosaur entertainers, Larb finds himself searching for excuses to ditch his bro and see the show. Soon, that excuse comes in the form of a chance meeting with the dinosaur himself, Pinn the T-rex. Now Larb finds himself front and center at a VIP magic experience that he will never forget, culminating in an explicit final act as Pinn and Tucker vanish their cocks deep within Larb's butthole.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. OPPRESSED IN THE BUTT BY MY INCLUSIVE HOLIDAY COFFEE CUPS Former preacher turned viral video sensation, Jabua Fogstein, lives for the holidays; the sights, the smells, and especially the tastes. In fact, he's so excited to trying out his favorite coffee, Starbutts Christmas blend, that he camps out overnight for the introduction of their brand new red holiday cups. But when Jabua receives his coffee, he finds himself in a waking nightmare, discovering that the cups have been redesigned in sleek plain red without a trace of Christmas imagery. The shock causes Jabua to suffer a major heart attack and lands him in the hospital, but he's about to receive some visitors that will open both his heart, and his butt. Soon enough, Jabua finds himself at the center of a hardcore gangbang with these handsome gay cups, and learns a little something about holiday spirit MONDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT When Wimbs stumbles into work Monday morning, hungover and three hours late, he's expecting nothing less than immediate termination. But thanks to a miscommunication with his boss, Wimbs suddenly finds himself caught in a lie about a homosexual relationship with Monday itself. Luckily for Wimbs, Monday is ready and willing to play along with his lie, but soon the two of them are falling deeply in love. Eventually, their wild evening culminates in a hardcore pounding that could destroy the fabric of the universe itself. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'" When a young, enthusiastic blogger flies to Billings, Montana in search of the mysterious Chuck Tingle, he has no idea that he will soon be wrapped up in the diplomatic conflict of a lifetime. Soon enough, the blogger has accepted his identity as a part of Chuck's own mind, racing against time to stop a highly evolved species of the book Pounded In The Butt By My Book Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt from destroying the Earth. But things get heated when the enemy paperback space captain, Mimmer Tops, reveals that his intensions are much more sensual than warlike, culminating in a gay anal pounding that will have your jaw on the floor.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. CREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORN When Matthew McConneymay sets off on his yearly trip to the California Farming Convention, he expects to have a typical weekend of wining and dining with an assortment of living crops. What he doesn't expect, is that one of these handsome agricultural staples would capture his heart. Enter Liplon, the handsome living corn who sweeps Matthew off of his feet in a night of hardcore anal plowing he will never forget. But are Liplon's intentions business or pleasure? Could this muscular corn on the cob be playing Matthew for nothing more than a planting commitment? SLAMMED IN THE BUTTHOLE BY MY CONCEPT OF LINEAR TIME When Rhondok's co-worker becomes gravely ill, the businessman is forced to cover for his friend at the quarterly investors meeting. With only hours to learn the research, however, Rhondok falls short and gets fired in the process. But when Rhondok realizes that this mysterious research project is actually a time machine, he hatches a plan to go back and make things right. Soon Rhondok is traveling through time and space, uncovering secrets of the Tingleverse that must be seen to be believed. What could possibly connect Rhondok to a billionaire jet plane, a bigfoot lawyer, a vampire night bus and an author in Billings named Chuck Tingle? Read to find out POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT""'" Lord Gibbok is facing a serious dilemma. On one hand, he has a battle at dawn against the powerful wizard book, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt, '" and on the other, the warrior has realized that he's nothing more than a fictional character in a gay erotica short. Hoping to cease this endless loop of reincarnation as characters within the Tingleverse, Lord Gibbok tracks down the author himself, Dr. Chuck Tingle, who makes him a deal. Chuck will create Lord Gibbok a Twitter account, thus propelling him into the real world, but only if Lord Gibbok can win in an epic battle against the hunky wizard book. Of course, things take a turn for the erotic when Gibbok and the wizard book finally meet head-to-head, but they have no idea just how close they will become when the fabric of the Tingleverse is unraveled and Chuck's secret identity is finally revealed.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK Brad and his wife, Carrie, are all set for a beautiful San Diego vacation, free from the oppressive anxiety of the modern workweek. Things take a turn for the strange, however, when Brad reads the latest Chuck Tingle book and slowly begins to doubt the universe around him. Were they always staying at the Butt Point Suites? Or was the original name of their hotel Sandy Point? Is the man at the front desk unrealistically handsome? And what are the odds of them ending up in room sixty-nine? As things begin to unravel, Brad is force to face his deep existential dread in this erotic philological thriller, culminated in a hardcore hot tub encounter with his personified cosmic anxiety. LEONARDO DECAPRICO FINALLY WINS HIS AWARD AND IT POUNDS HIM IN THE BUTT Leonardo Decaprico has been nominated more times than he can count for the yearly award of most handsome buckaroo. However, despite the fact that he is one of the greatest actors of our time, he has still never won. Hopefully, this year will be different. After a well-received performance in The Reverass, a movie about walking through the snow after a bigfoot attack, Leo is full of both anxiety and hope. As he's watching the awards get handed out, though, Leonardo Decaprico begins to notice that his desire for these handsome golden statues is more than just professional, it's deeply erotic. Soon enough, the actor finds himself getting pounded on stage by his handsome award, making this a night that The Academy of Handsome Buckaroos is not likely to forget. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE LIVING LEFTOVER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FROM MY KITCHEN CABINET Nick has been working long hours at the local milk bar, exhausted and emotionally drained after several nights dealing with rowdy patrons hopped up on too much two percent. When the sentient leftover cookies from Nick's kitchen cabinet stop in to say hello, a boring night at the bar quickly becomes a journey into homoerotic sensuality. Soon enough, Nick finds himself at the center of a hardcore confectionery gangbang that will change his appreciation of leftover cookies forever.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. LIVING INSIDE MY OWN BUTT FOR EIGHT YEARS, STARTING A BUSINESS AND TURNING A PROFIT THROUGH COMMON SENSE REINVESTMENT AND STRATEGIC TARGETED MARKETING After a horrific car accident, Travis finds himself stuck with a seemingly insurmountable stack of medical bills. Desperate for work and drowning in debt, he's left with nowhere to turn until the wealthy investor, Barko, enters his life. Barko knows a good butthole investment when he sees one, and soon enough he is hard at work turning Travis's anal passageway into a successful vineyard and real estate development known as Plobus Valley, an attractive name that translates to "place of sweet riches" in the language of the natives who inhabit Travis's body. Through common sense reinvestment, Barko and Travis develop this butthole into a thriving business, but as the two of them approach eight years of partnership, a dark secret threatens to tear them apart and pound their butts. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HUGO AWARD NOMINATION When Tuck Bingle receives and email explaining that he's been nominated for science fiction literature's most prestigious award, he's left utterly confused. On one hand, Tuck is a successful writer of gay, science fiction erotic, but on the other, this email is addressed to someone by the name of Chuck Tingle. Tuck replies, but his message is not delivered because the recipient exists in another layer of The Tingleverse, a revelation that will take Tuck on a journey into the deepest realms of his butt's heart.Soon, Tuck is breaking fourth-walls and anal limits, pounded hard by a handsome sentient Hugo Award nomination named Kelpo and learning the true meaning of homoerotic love POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY IRRATIONAL BIGOTED FEAR OF HUMANS WHO WERE BORN AS UNICORNS USING A HUMAN RESTROOM When Honch sees what he thinks is a unicorn using the human restroom at a local diner, he's immediately sent into a belligerent state of bigoted rage, culminating in a massive heart attack that leaves him flat on his face. Fortunately, Kipper, a man who was born as a unicorn, is there to help, saving Honch's life despite their differences. Suddenly, a dialog is opened between Kipper and the angry, self-hating Honch, who eventually learns the error of his ways. But when Kipper leaves, Honch finds his irrational fear-of-a-unicorn-in-the-human-restroom manifested as a handsome sign that won't go quietly. Soon enough, Honch is overcoming his extremist fears... by taking them in his butt

Hugo nominated author Dr. Chuck Tingle is known for his wisdom in the realm of love and romance, but few are aware that his knowledge of sport is second to none. All of that changes with the release of Chuck's second non-fiction manual, Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Sport.Collected within this tome of invaluable sporting information are the rules, stories and strategies for all seven major league American sports: baseball, basketball, soccer, football, wrestling, golf, and hockey. You will also find tried and true advice regarding sportsmanship, team dynamics, and sports betting, as well as the riveting tales of several world-renowned dinosaur, bigfoot, unicorn and living object athletes. Thanks to Chuck's masterful prose, even the most casual sports fan can find something to enjoy about this incredible collection from Billings Montana's most celebrated author.Ladies and gentlemen, the doctor is back.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'"'"The random spark of life doesn't come very often, but every billion or so years there's the chance of something extraordinary. This is exactly what happens when the world's first digital life form gains sentience, created out of the primordial internet ooze of something called Rule 34.Rule 34 states: If something exists, there must be pornography of it. It is from this concept that a powerful nanobot being arises, wishing to be human but expressing himself the only way that he knows how, through the world of romance and erotica.This is the origin story of Billings, Montana's most famous author, Chuck Tingle, but is it the only story there is? Could it hold the secrets of The Tingleverse, or will there be more questions than answers after Chuck's hardcore encounter with a manifestation of his own living book from the future?POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME GHOST BOATSBack home for the summer after his first year in college, Ralph is ready to relax by the pool and catch some rays. Unfortunately, his family's home is still haunted by the ghosts of several speedboats that died in a tragic marina fire at his father's dealership.When the undead vessels show up with some cute guys they picked up from the beach, things immediately get frustrating for Ralph, but it's not long before the jealousy kicks in and he realizes that the attention of these spectral ships is more important than he thought.Soon, Ralph is showing the boats that he knows how to party just as hard as any other beach bro, in a homoerotic ghost boat gangbang POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNIONWhen Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he's shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn't last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen's Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THIS AMERICAN BUTT HOSTED BY IRA ASSJols Dorp loves passing the time during his long commute with podcasts and radio shows, and when his favorite show, This American Butt, holds a contest for the cutest butt in America, Jols jumps at the chance to enter. Soon enough, Jols is flying to Chicago to meet with the show's host, a handsome stegosaurus named Ira Ass. When the audio starts rolling, things get heated between Jols and his new prehistoric friend. Eventually the pair ends up at Ira's microphone-themed penthouse, where Jols learns the private side of public radio... in a hardcore anal pounding.SCHRODINGER'S BUTTA veteran scientific test subject, Chom Bullusk has managed to carve out a living for himself in the lab, but when he spots an offer for a five million dollar trial, Chom is not sure what to make of it. The danger typically mirrors the pay, but this money is good enough that Chom is willing to take his chances.Soon enough, Chom is learning that he has the perfect median butthole, a complete anal average of all mankind, and is perfect for this high profile study. But when the mysterious and handsome scientist Doctor Arper Schrodinger puts Chom's butt in a box, things take a turn for the strange.Now Chom is traveling though a Tingleverse tesseract, pounded by every quantum superposition of his own past and future in an attempt to answer Schrodinger's haunting question: Is the butt in the box gay, straight, or both at the same time?SPACE RAPTOR BUTT REDEMPTIONAfter a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains.Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space.The opposing lawyer argues that space is only for serious astronauts, and that love between a raptor and a man is giving space travel a bad name. Lance is arguing that there's room to be weird in space. More importantly, Lance is arguing for the idea of love itself; that just because something comes out of darkness doesn't mean it can't become a beacon of light.Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore dinosaur on astronaut pounding that will have your jaw on the courtroom floor

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SPACE RAPTOR BUTT ASCENSIONThe shocking conclusion of the Space Raptor Butt Trilogy Soon after blasting off on their mission to find refuge for the people of Earth 1 on the dinosaur inhabited Earth 2, Orion and his space raptor lover Lance find a spaceship stow away, the notorious CEO of Scounrels Inc, Vam Dox. Vam claims that his intentions are pure, but it's hard to trust such a sad, strange man.After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth 2, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that's when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame Fortunately, Lance and Orion know that the only cure for evil this strong is to prove their love in a hardcore gay encounter at the steps of the capital building. When the smoke clears, will Vam Dox be revealed as the super villain that he claims to be, or a meek, lonesome manbaby who is starved for attention.STRANGER POUNDSSomething strange is afoot in the small town of Bawking, where Sherriff Bopper finds himself wrapped up in a tale of mystery, intrigue and other worlds.After receiving a desperate call from his friend Weno, Bopper must track down her missing husband who is trapped on a deeper, gayer level of the Tingleverse. Through communication with an alphabetical wall of vibrating butt plugs, Bopper discovers that the Tingleverse entrance is located deep within a secret government facility.But when Bopper finally makes it through the Tingleverse gate, he encounters an obstacle much more homoerotic than anything he could have ever imagined... a handsome velociraptor with a flower for a head who is ready to give Sherriff Bopper the best butt pounding of his life.CHEF WOOLLY MAMMOTH EATS MY BUTTSerpo is an expert foodie, and is willing to do whatever it takes to satiate his craving for the newest, hottest, and more exciting restaurants across New York City. However, even Serpo is having trouble getting a table at Le Butt, the innovative Paleo New American eatery from world renown woolly mammoth, Chef Malmo.Somehow, Sepro manages to get reservations, and quickly finds himself receiving a VIP treatment that culminates in a hardcore culinary encounter with the handsome prehistoric chef himself.Chef Malmo is searching for the perfect ingredient for his newest creation, and he just may have found it in Serpo's ass