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Cute college girl Sandy Miller lands a dream job blasting around an island preserve on an electric ATV. She comes to realize that the endangered wildlife she thought she was protecting is suddenly her. The new owner of a defunct factory has restored it to a pinnacle of production poison, enraging the island residents. One of them launches into hot-headed vengeance with a ghoulish knife that delivers unspeakable consequences. Sandy marvels why nobody seems particularly disturbed by this craze of events but doesn't ponder long because an horrendous hurricane thunders in... And shrieks across Turtle Island like Hell's Locomotive

A guiltless surfer is transported beneath the frigid ocean to a secret jail of sunken bubbles. Bloodthirsty sharks, mysterious sea creatures and unhinged inmates collide and kill with malignant humor. Meanwhile... Baffled, the surfer's girlfriend zigzags through obscure clues and oddball dudes in search of her missing beloved. When she finally finds him, she is confronted by the Blackwater warden in Wiki-Tweaked proportions. The weird warden has become fixated on humanity's malevolence and teeter-totters against his bubbled-up captives, cooking up a Twisted Finale of morbid mock justice. The doomed surfer surrenders to No Way but Cray-Cray except for one overlooked thing... He sure can swim.

Calling all cards, calling all cards... Harry Ordeal is on the loose and he's Bombed and Dangerous HIP HARRY spent the last thirty years stuffed inside a plastic box under the bed but now HE'S FREE From his early inception in the college newspaper (1975) to his final episodes in limited paperback(1984), for the first time ever, enjoy the entire lampoon of his madcap escapades through young adulthood. This publication includes a multitude of BONUS material, rare artwork and current sketches from the HIP HARRY Wishing Well of his vintage cartoons.

"It was Friday night and everyone was either gone or dead... " Benedict Spender, ex-quarterback turned snarky-cop, gets his day punted into the odd-zone when Hollywood's most eligible bachelor ransacks a major casino, loots an armored car, abducts a teenage girl and then blackmails a corrupt executive, all while a lightning storm plays Whack-a-Mole on meandering pedestrians. But it kicks the can out of uncanny when this derring-do fashion-bachelor pins the entire caper on some avant-garde Robin Hood with firefly eyes and hair like a chocolate waterfall. "I was on a Hell-Ride with Lucifer's Liberal " Shady ladies in shredded clothes, a snowball dog that pooches the scene, a bald headed avenger, a frog monster and the vanilla-gorilla all have way more to say than the chief of police