Kirjahaku

My father's crotch sang many songs, and the first of them all, was me. Now it is my turn to sing, and I will sing to you of many things.Here are my stories. Here are my songs.I will sing of a man who wrestles furniture, and of a sister who disappears.I will sing of modern day cannibalism, and Dwayne Johnson's elbow.I will sing of foul-mouthed butterflies and plastic sharks, and I will hum a few bars about cartoon trains. I will warble on about beards, sentient houses, monsters and Roald Dahl. But mostly, with this collection of short stories, I will sing songs about my father's crotch.Bizarro outsider, Dustin Reade, presents eleven stories of weirdo lit, culled from the deepest recesses of the human imagination, and sprinkled with thoughts and flakes from other parts of the body as well.Don't miss it. Or do. Whatever.

After the events of bad hotel, strange events continue to plague the world. Dustin and Rob ignore these events though, choosing to pretend they are heroes who saved the world years ago, and everything is fine. That is until Benjamin Franklin climbs out of a cow's ass. And they watch monsters harrass a children's show host on Public Access. Deciding something needs to be done, and who better than themselves to do it, Dustin and Rob once again hit the road in an attempt to save the mysterious Captain Knobby, avoid the Mothman, and finally put an end to everything they already thought they'd put an end to. "In 2017, Bad Hotel showed us what Bizarro was. Today, Better Call Rob points to what Bizarro has the potential to be" - Carl Fuerst, author of The Falling Crystal Palace