Kirjahaku

Kat, a lapsed Catholic and promiscuous stripper, never thought she would get into Heaven.Even as she stands there at the Pearly Gates, she naturally expects to be sent directly to Hell. She picks a fight with St. Peter just for fun, but rules are rules, and Kat makes it into Heaven on a minor technicality. Once there, Kat discovers, much to her dismay, the angels are jerks, the only music is God-awful Christian rock, and her brand-new halo comes with some most troubling conditions. As if things weren't dismaying enough, Kay reunites with her father, who found eternal peace in a bottomless bottle of scotch, and her pot-smoking aunt, whose demon dealer resides in Hell. When she tracks down the demon, he tells Kat about his home in the desolate, fiery pit - where it rains blood but possesses all the earthly pleasures she misses so much in her disappointing afterlife. Heaven isn't the paradise Kat was promised in Sunday school, and she wants out. But will they let her go?

Lacey, a goth introvert with sketchy people skills, befriends Colleen, a dazzlingly beautiful ghost, during a solo Ouija board session. At last, her loneliness comes to an end. An eclectic pairing indeed, but they form an odd-but-satisfying and far-from-platonic friendship. When Lacey begins work as a stripper, she and Colleen find themselves with a conspiratorial mystery to solve in the strip club. Unfortunately, Lacey's newfound supernatural lover has a secret... or two and isn't what she seems to be at all. Colleen is not a ghost at all, but a succubus with an unfortunate habit of killing people. Accidentally. It's not long before the mounting number of deaths occurring around Lacey draws the attention of a tenacious homicide detective... Can Colleen uncover the shady happenings at the club and keep her beloved Lacey out of jail?

Kat's journey into the afterlife she never expected, continues as she is made an intriguing job offer. Having escaped from Heaven, God and his awful angels, Kat is enjoying Hell. Satan is nothing like the evil being she was taught in church, but is instead a lovable, if not easy to look at, fallen angel. But he has asked her to return to the pious prison that is Heaven to rescue the other souls like herself who are miserable there. She accepts, albeit a little reluctantly at first...But with Satan's help, she sneaks back into Heaven where she finds a few friends but also the wrath of God himself.