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The Defendant: Frank Conniff.Comedian, writer, gout sufferer, and prolific tweeter, who understood that his incendiary social media posts might one day lead to calls for his head, but never suspected that the calls would be coming from inside his house. The Plaintiffs: Millie & Barney.Indoor cats. Eaters, sleepers, poopers, bladder emptiers. Frequent subjects of Conniff's Twitter, Facebook and Instagram timelines, until they finally decided that enough was enough and fought back against what they perceived as rank exploitation by the guy they had always assumed was working for them.The result was a bombshell Defamation of Character law suit, the repercussions of which were still being felt minutes after the trial ended.Now every sensational detail of the legal cage match that shocked the world can now be told. This volume contains the whole scandalous story of a precedent-setting judicial conflict that makes the O.J. Simpson trial look like a mere double murder.

ACTION-PACKED APARTMENTS Two exciting novellas in one thrill-a-minute volume THE CRAZY CAT LADY IN APARTMENT 2BA teenage dude gets hired to cat-sit for his neighbor across the hall, and finds himself experiencing the adventure of a lifetime, or at least the adventure of that particular afternoon. THE TRUE CRIME PODCASTER IN APARTMENT 3CIn his distant past, a man witnessed a murder that only he knows about. So to reveal the shocking details of this crime, he takes the unprecedented step of doing a podcast FRANK CONNIFF is a writer and comedian perhaps (okay, not perhaps, definitely) best known as TV's Frank from Mystery Science Theater 3000. He performs with Trace Beaulieu in the monthly live streaming movie-riffing show, The Mads Are Back. He is the author of six previous books.

Four conservatives in need of a second chance. Four media mavens desperate to fight their way back into the only place that mattered to them - the world of Cable TV News. Now this rag-tag group has come together for a commando mission so outrageously daring that it would only be attempted by A- a group of heroes, or B- a bunch of fools. You'll have to decide for yourself. (Hint: It's B.) Frank Conniff, author of the spine-tingling Twenty Five Mystery Science Theater 3000 Films That Changed My Life In No Way Whatsoever, the pulse-pounding Cats v. Conniff, and the nightmare-inducing How To Write Cheesy Movies, has now topped himself with his most action-packed, edge-of-your-tweet thriller yet

In 1990, Frank Conniff joined the staff of Mystery Science Theater 3000. First he was hired as a writer, then he was called upon to play TV's Frank, the bumbling yet lovable Mad Scientist henchman in Deep 13. And then he was given the sacred duty of finding the films that would be riffed on the show. Thus, because of his actions, the world now knows of Manos: The Hands of Fate, Monster A-Go-Go, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Teenagers From Outer Space, and many other cheesy movies that the world would just as soon not know about.In these essays, TV's Frank focuses on twenty-five of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 films he found and riffed with his fellow MST3K writers and cast mates. It tells the story of how a comedian who was lucky enough to work on beloved Peabody Award winning TV show was transformed into a comedian who was lucky enough to work on a beloved Peabody Award winning TV show. It's a story that will stay with you for the rest of your life, if you happen to die just as you finish reading the book.