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Get ready for an intergalactic adventure with Orlan, the ultimate con-man When he finds himself in a bind after hustling the wrong old lady, he's forced to take on an impossible task: assassinating a powerful Benoval alien, who rules not just Earth, but a thousand other worlds Despite being out of his element, Orlan takes on the challenge, but things don't go as planned. Instead of completing the mission, he accidentally saves the Benoval's life, which puts him in the crosshairs of the alien's own security chief. With danger lurking around every corner, Orlan's swept off Earth and into a high-stakes power struggle that's tearing the galaxy apart As if things couldn't get any more intense, Orlan's body is injected with alien tech, and his mind is filled with thoughts that aren't his own. He must navigate the treacherous waters of galactic politics, dodging deadly enemies and trying to stay alive. With his life on the line, Orlan must figure out who to trust and who to eliminate in this epic space battle between rival Benoval clans Join Orlan on his thrilling journey as he fights for survival, uncovers shocking secrets, and battles to overthrow the very forces that rule the galaxy This science fiction adventure will leave you on the edge of your seat until the very last page

War has engulfed the world, flooding the Wasteland with refugees and stretching its already sparse resources to the breaking point. But where others see a quickly unfolding tragedy, cyborg con-man and thief Trip sees a chance to make a fast buck. Determined to cash in on the war he started, Trip won't let anything stand in his way. Not competition from his nanomachine pseudo-daughter, a manipulative digital ghost in his cybernetic implant, his own massive ego, or even Death From Above -- a vast network of killer satellites programmed to incinerate anything that takes to the skies. Death From Above is the third book in the exciting, funny, and downright weird Scoundrels of the Wasteland series: #1 - Take the All-Mart #2 - We're Going to War #3 - Death From Above

Brothers. Cyborgs. Con-men. Idiots. Roaring across a post-apocalyptic hellscape on the run from a jilted warlord queen in a mind-controlled muscle car, smooth-talking con-man cyborg Trip and his stoner brother Rudy make a quick stop in the Beer Capital of the Wasteland to rob it blind. But when they're arrested and sentenced to death, they have no choice but to volunteer for a suicide mission into the monstrous All-Mart, an ever-expanding, Wasteland-devouring department store swarming with zombies, to rescue the daughter of a king. For fans of Mad Max, cyberpunk, and Hope and Crosby Road movies, Take the All-Mart is the first exciting book in the Scoundrels of the Wasteland series: #1 - Take the All-Mart #2 - We're Going to War #3 - Death From Above

Brothers. Cyborgs. Con-men. Still idiots. It's just another day in the Wasteland... While Rudy's celebrating getting hitched, Trip's declaring war on a cult of alien-god worshiping squid people. But is his ragtag army of robots built from spare parts up to the challenge of the Cthulists' genetically-engineered tree tanks? No, no it is not... and it's going to plunge the entire world into war. Especially if Trip has anything to say about it. We're Going to War is the exciting, funny, and downright weird second book in the Road Trips series: #1 - Take the All-Mart #2 - We're Going to War #3 - Death From Above

Near omnipotent tyrants returned from the dead. Cyborg ennui. Human brains in alien pets. Alien invasions through capitalism. Self-dissection and pleasure nanomachines. Slave-owning robots. Squirrels and pigeons at war. All that and more in these darkly comic science fiction stories of greed, sloth, arrogance, and shame from J.I. Greco, author of Take the All-Mart and Yuki Feldman: Licensed Space Pirate. This collection includes: MONDO HEETZE - He thought he was getting his brain transplanted into a nearly immortal, indestructible human body. What he got instead was his brain put into the body of an alien pet, and a new job as a rat catcher aboard an alien ship. AMERICAL SUICIDAL - Week in, week out, the desperate come to "Final Exit" to kill themselves in front of a world-wide audience. But when a knock-off Russian suicide show threatens to topple "Final Exit" from its number one spot, producer Jack Brasca knows he's got his work cut out for him to keep his show on top, and he's willing to do whatever it takes. WHEN THE SQUIRRELS AND PIGEONS HAD A WAR - The squirrels and the pigeons in the back yard have always provided entertainment to the house cats... especially now that their long simmering feud has erupted into a full-scale war. EDGY AND THE VOID - Mind-linked teens taunt a gang of cyborg killers into a midnight chase through a future Pittsburgh. THE CREDITORS - The aliens have landed, offering easy credit terms. SECOND UNIT - A second unit film crew heads out to the stars in an old tug to take some pretty pictures... even if it ends up killing them. DISSECTING HENRIES - A man becomes obsessed with getting to know himself, by dissecting his own clones. THE ROAD TO SENILITY - After a long and event-filled life, a one-hundred-and-two year old cyborg mercenary travels to Jupiter intending to end it all. But as he floats in orbit he see a face below in the gas giant's clouds. For anyone else, it would be a religious experience. For him, it's a sign that there still might be miracles to exploit... for cold hard cash. SALONA REX - A deposed, near-omnipotent tyrant escapes from her prison to wreak havoc on the galaxy that spurned her. HELMET TIME - His parents sold him into alien slavery -- and his life hasn't gotten any better since. Now he spends his days doing chores and dangerous work for his owners, his only respite time in a virtual reality.