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Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II puts the "vern" in "vernacular," offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in'fe-m ) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. "Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy." assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. "Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room " honor student ( n'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. "Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student." So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.

Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, here's the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, you'll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Here's your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like an- ar- chist (an-ar-kist ), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed one's lips to another's as an expression of affection or sensual desire. "Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . ." i- Pod ( -p d), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. "IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law."uri- nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. "If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home." No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your family's reading room, because three is definitely the charm.

Everyone's favorite redneck comedian Jeff Foxworthy offers up a bigger and better batch of his signature one-liners that will keep you and everyone you know who proudly claim to be a redneck entertained all year. See how many jokes in the You Might Be a Redneck If® . . . 2023 Calendar you can relate to. Features include:?Page size: 4.5“ x 4.5”Easel backer for desk or tabletop displayPrinted on FSC-certified paper with soy-based inkTear-off pagesBack of pages are blank—perfect for notes, lists, or to-dosDay/date reference on each pageCombined weekend pagesOfficial major world holidays and observancesA humorous Redneck joke on each page

If the most expensive meal you ever bought came with a moist towelette, if you own more cars than socks, if your mama saves aluminum foil, or if you drink soda with breakfast, you'll feel right at home with all the laughable one-liners in the You Might Be a Redneck If® . . . 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar. Features include: 4.6" x 4.6" page size No single-use plastic Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Includes an amusing redneck joke on each page Includes Daily Extra! Bonus content on the back of each day's page

In this hilarious collection of poems, comedian Jeff Foxworthy creates a neighborhood filled with fun, family, friends, and more. Here you'll meet Cousin Lizzy, Uncle Ed and Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, dads in sweaters, also sheep. From the thrill of flying to the imaginary planet Woosocket to bonding with a friend over a shared hatred of spinach, these poems capture the very essence of being a kid.Filled with sly humor and always affectionate, Dirt on My Shirt is sure to delight kids, big and little, everywhere.

In his bestselling picture book Dirt on My Shirt, Jeff Foxworthy warmed the hearts of kids both big and little. Now, in this I Can Read edition, poems have been hand selected for beginning readers to enjoy. From meeting Auntie Brooke and Uncle Keith to searching for tadpoles and snakes, young readers will love discovering Jeff's vibrant neighborhood all for themselves. Filled to the brim with hilarious poems and beautiful art, this book is the perfect addition to any I Can Read library

When you take a trip to Silly Street, don't forget to bring your sense of humor From balloon rides to crows that chew bubble gum, you'll wish you could stay forever

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