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Melissa is not afraid of being KIDNAPPED; she is more afraid that someone will guess her terrible secret--but are her kidnappers going to be too clever for her? And listen to this, because your sanity might depend on it--even though they are good for you, are you really going to be tempted to hand over any APPLES to Marek the magician? Is anyone about to tell Palmer about the nightmare that awaits him when he goes out on his assignment to provide SECURITY for Miss Hartnell? Hey, Palmer Sorry, man, but the answer looks as if it is going to be no It is so sad that Sam Parker's FEET seem to sink him ankle-deep into tragedy and insanity all the time--is there no escape for him despite all his attempts to be free of them? Too many patients in Intensive Care are dying, and no one seems to know why So is Inspector Jim Murray going to end up with a severe case of INTENSIVE CARE BLUES? Stop that man Look out, THE SHOPLIFTER is about to get clean away--for the love of Mike, isn't anyone going to listen to Shona? And, finally, is there not anything left in this weary old world that can convince Nigel that SANTA LIVES? Seven stories to make you check under the bed and behind the sofa before you dash to make sure that the front door is locked. Maybe now is the time to give up all hope, because what you have to ask yourself is--despite all your efforts--when it happens, will you see it coming? The first in a two-volume series, here are some scary stories to make you shiver as you look nervously up and down the road before you step out. Prepare yourself for the usual twist at the end Comment from beta reader: "whichever way you twist it, you'll never guess the twist".

MELANIE'S CHOICE is simple--but whose life will she choose to save? Hans Rohmer has heard all about the "famous British SPORTING SPIRIT," but then he has never met someone quite like Eleanor. The madman Jethroe Marmarik has placed a special order for a pair of ceremonial swords of finest SURGICAL STEEL, but will Ali discover just what it is that he intends to do with them? By the time Jason and Sandra find out that Mandy is too clever for them, it will be TOO LATE The lurching, nightmarish creature that Emma sees in her rear-view mirror has only one LAST WISH, but will she stop to listen? Delia Winters resorts to drastic measures to bring about some much needed CHANGES in her marriage---but has she gone too far? Mary's husband, Jack, has always managed to fix all her problems, but will Mary herself prove to be too big a problem for THE FIXER this time around? If you have already read volume one in this two-volume series, you might be thinking that there is nothing left in this world or the next that can scare you. If so, then be prepared to think again But first make sure that the 'phone is working. And that the curtains are fully drawn---because you really don't want anything unexpected to appear at the window, now, do you Comment from beta reader: "Whichever way you twist it, you'll never guess the twist".

Everything about Andy is too good to be true, so what is his secret? Has Joan really got everything that a woman could possibly wish for? Cathy is in no mood for the attentions of a cocktail -bar-Romeo, and it looks as if he's about to turn nasty What on earth is it that Gina's boyfriend wants her to do to make him happy? Just what is included for Becky in this supermarket's not to be missed special offer? Is Alison going to simply stand by while another woman walks away with her hard-won prize? How can Julia's husband Harry possibly hope to compete with all those other candidates who have applied for The Job to die for? Paul is always putting her down and Living In The Country would be Ali's idea of heaven if only she could get rid of him. But how? Here are eight carefully crafted stories designed to surprise and entertain you, the reader, and at the end to have you say, 'well, I'll be...... I never saw that coming ' "Will I read more? Most likely. I'm a sucker for things like this. I'm always the one at the state fair paying ridiculous amounts of money to see the bearded lady and the horse with the biggest ---- (Yes, I really did pay to see that ) It's a quick, easy read that will shock you and make you smile. Give it a try ----Kara Leigh Miller, US reviewer at www.karaleighmiller.com "As I read this delightful book, I found myself laughing out loud at the antics of the players and at my own flawed flow of thought. Of course, now my husband and kids no longer suspect of my sanity....they know with certainty that I'm nuts. If you're looking for a few tales that will make you think and make you laugh, Wacky Stories is the book for you." ----Melodee Aaron, US best-selling author of over 600 books, melodeeaaron.com Comment from beta reader: "Whichever way you twist it, you'll never guess the twist". A book of contemporary fiction presented as an anthology of relationship based short stories.

Now listen up, as Jeff will be quick to tell you, HAVING A BABY is no easy time for a man There is UNFINISHED BUSINESS between Martina and Gary from way back when, but is there time enough to consummate their passion now? Her daughter is late; WHERE IS THAT GIRL? fumes Angie as the coffee-shop Lothario approaches her with a broad grin. Will SHONA'S SHYNESS stop her from telling the hunky man about how much she fancies him? Come on, Shona, go for it Alan dumped Debbie long ago, but is she prepared to GIVE IT A WHIRL again after seven years? NOBODY DOES IT BETTER, Cathy wants to reassure John. But can she get him to listen? Sally will do anything to help her boss, Lisa, with SAVING TIME, but has she gone too far on this occasion? Is her ex-boyfriend, Paul, really stalking Angie or--as her boss, John, believes--is it ALL IN THE MIND? Eight more tried and tested carefully crafted stories designed to surprise and entertain you, the reader, Even if, by now, you have read volumes 1 and 2, the stories here will still leave you wondering how they will end--although all the clues are there "Whichever way you twist it, you'll never guess the twist". A book of contemporary fiction presented as an anthology of relationship based short stories.

Emily knows that MEN WILL SAY ANYTHING to get what they want, but can she be persuaded to take a chance on Jim? No man can resist TEMPTATION, and she can prove it any time, Jenny boasts to her friends....but has she bitten off more than she can chew on this occasion? Sally loves working on the PERFUME counter, but her boss seems intent on making her life miserable--isn't there anything she can do to fix the lousy creep? THE DIET isn't working; it's just not possible to give up all those wonderful snacks.....so can her marriage still survive? wonders Sally miserably. Paul has forgotten Shona's birthday, but isn't her carefully planned revenge on him somewhat OVER THE TOP? Men just seem to go racing away the moment they are let off the leash, so Fiona has spent most of her life looking for THE RETIRED GREYHOUND---but alas, it now looks as if she is in for yet another disappointment. Sara's friends have invited her out on a raunchy HEN NIGHT - - but what they don't know is that the star performer is no other than her husband, John The big question is, will he still belong to her after tonight? In the final volume of the series. here are eight more stories designed to surprise and entertain you. The question is, even as you are reading along, can you guess what is going to happen next? Be prepared for some amazing twist-endings "Whichever way you twist it, you'll never guess the twist". A book of contemporary fiction presented as an anthology of relationship based short stories.

I wrote this book out of a sense of frustration. None of my questions were being answered by the books I read. On the occasions when I stayed the course (even though my frustration mounted with every page) hoping that the reward for my perseverance would be a supreme moment of epiphany, I was invariably disappointed. But then I realised I wasn't being fair. These books were providing me with information, theories, esoteric data, ancient philosophical musings, dry and dusty logic. Loads of it. What they were not doing was drawing any definite conclusions because they seemed reluctant to commit themselves. Why, I don't know---maybe their publishers wouldn't allow it for financial or political reasons. After all, this is only to be expected when you have more than one interest involved in any project. And so I said to myself, well, all it takes is for one person to listen carefully to all of what these books are saying and then to form his own conclusions. Because people's lives are busy. They work long hours and need their rest and relaxation. They don't have the time to sit down and try to make sense of all the information thrown at them about the meaning of life. The now. The hereafter. The why. The religious take on it all. So I decided to take on the task. Because why should I be afraid to voice my conclusions if deep down I know I am only trying to be honest. Completely honest. And if anyone should take issue, for whatever reason, why, let them. They, too, are entitled to their opinions. All I will know is that I would have done my best And yes, so I decided to write my own book. My own, completely personal conclusions on life and death. What makes sense to me. The writing of this book has given me tremendous peace . It is tempting to say that it will do the same for you, but that wouldn't be honest. The truth is, I don't know what it will do for you. I cannot know this until I know you. And sadly, I will never know you, except perhaps from the feedback you might choose to give me. So be warned, this is not a feel-good book. I'm not going to patronise you by trying to inspire you, by telling you it's a wonderful life. I'm not here for you to find yourself, or to try and compose a message which is uplifting and will hopefully sell me a million copies and make me rich---there are plenty of other guys out there already doing a really good job of that. I'm going to tell you like it is. Rather, what I think it is like. You may agree. You may not. But if I manage to hold your attention long enough to finish this book, that'll be more than enough for me. I will have succeeded. What I will go as far to say is that there is a good chance that you will be uplifted. You will be satisfied. And you will be at peace, just as I am now. Especially if you, like me, believe that the truth will set you free. IMPORTANT INFORMATION This book was written for young people--young people who need to enjoy life and not worry about deep philosophical questions like the ones found in heavyweight, scholarly texts. So don

It is impossible to describe this book without giving away the plot. Nor is it possible to describe the content, for that might seriously interfere with your enjoyment of the roller-coaster ride upon which you are about to embark. No, a somewhat oblique approach is needed to give you, the reader, some flavour of this narrative."All power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely" (Lord Acton 1834-1902). History is a frequent witness to this simple truth. But what if someone is corrupted even before they have acquired power? If they were born with their brain wired up differently, completely bypassing available connections to the repositories of basic human traits such as understanding and empathy, pity and mercy, guilt and remorse, kindness and generosity? Do we have a name for such a creature? Yes, we do. A psychopath. Someone who will never hesitate for even a moment in their pursuit of power, self gratification and self aggrandisement. Someone who is utterly ruthless and cold-blooded in every way. And there are many in society. You probably passed a half-dozen on your way to work today. They are reported to particularly thrive in corporate environments and the legal profession. Determined and single-minded, their vaulting ambition invites fear and awe. But this is not as alarming as it may first appear. Because by and large society and its conventions manage to keep psychopaths at least somewhat under control. And then again, there are degrees to which someone may be psychopathic. Indeed, many regard some degree of psychopathy as desirable, for it provides a spur to significant achievement of any kind.However, what if a psychopath at the worst extreme end of the spectrum had virtually nothing to fear, and hardly any consideration to keep him under control? If he had power of life and death over any of those whom he drove past in his armour-plated car? So, in this book, are we then talking about Saddam Hussein in terms of what happened in Iraq? Are we really? The answer to this question may surprise you. So prepare yourself to be surprised......be very surprised.

Take one of the most ruthless and bloody dictators in modern history. Add a dash of smallpox, one of the most feared diseases of all time. Blend in a soupcon of black magic and superstition, the like of which will make your hair stand on end. Whip into these ingredients one psychopathic colonel whose appetite for murder is equalled only by his taste for the bizarre. Season liberally with alcohol-marinated soldiers, who rob and kill in broad daylight. Whisk briefly and pour over a strategy for victory where you have decimated your enemy before you have even declared war on them. Turn up the heat and simmer within one bankrupt country in complete anarchy after all the money has been spent on buying luxury goods for a hedonistic army elite---and finally sprinkle on two doctors, one Scottish and one Kenyan, who are bursting with the fragrant aroma of naivety and optimism. Garnish with a narrative that moves with breakneck speed, and serve while still piping hot.And what shall you call your culinary chef-d'oeuvre? How about A Crazy Act In Uganda?

Over the past year I made a series of posts on my blog to relate incidents from my life so far.Encouraged by the interest that they aroused, I decided to compile them into a free book to reach even more readers and this, then, is the result of my efforts.So, as I value my reputation of getting straight to the point, I'll let you begin without further ado........and, who knows, you might even have time to visit my website.I hope you enjoy the ride.

Gina needs to pass her exams for the sake of her sick mother. She has not had enough time to prepare, but the nasty man in charge of the exam centre is full of his own importance, asking everyone, "Do You Know Who I Am?" If he catches Gina cheating then that is the end of the road for her What would you call A Dangerous Game? Why, the game of love, of course--just be careful how you play it, as the stakes for losing this game can be very high Yes, It's So Easy to Fall in Love, but the price for falling in love can be more than Ellie can afford. Will that stop her? Not a chance Jodie's Luck is the kind of luck every woman dreams about. Looks, brains, money, good health....but there is a catch; men will never believe that they can measure up to her, and for that reason they will try to deceive her. It is no fun being lonely, so naturally Freda will accept any offer of friendship. What she chooses to ignore is that A Lonely Heart Breaks So Easily. There are some Simple Truths about greedy men, and Big Bertha is going to tell some of these truths to Marnie. Love can hurt you. It can wound. It can scar. It can devastate your life when it goes wrong, but whatever happens, Don't Lock the Door to your Heart It is important that we should count our blessings in life and appreciate how lucky we are, for You Never Know what might be waiting just around the corner. Sylvia has a story to tell you. She will say it is about The Cake My Mother Baked. Listen to her story carefully and you will learn a lot about human beings