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An average guy. An ancient treasure. A lost civilization. And a cyborg llama with a nose for adventure.Bob leads the ho-hum life of a Porkburger employee. But everything changes when he inherits a grand fortune from his grandmother and meets her posh, cybernetic llama butler.After learning of his grandmother's secret former life, he embarks on a journey to the pyramids to uncover the secrets of a lost civilization."Bob and the Cyber-Llama" is an exciting, laugh-out-loud, all-beef 12-pack of adventure fiction hot dogs. It's a fantastic read for kids, adults, teens, super-intelligent chihuahuas, flying robots, and otherworldly alien deities alike.

A lone explorer. An ancient, Aztec treasure ready to unleash a storm of destruction on the world. And a cybernetic llama with his monocled-eye set on adventure. Novice treasure-hunter Bob and his cyborg llama butler, Jeeves, are travelling to Mexico in search of an archaic pop-up book. And they've got nachos. But when a vengeful conquistador unleashes a force of unimaginable power, Bob and Jeeves find themselves in the fight of their lives. None can resist the allure of Bob and the Pop-Up Book of Destiny, now with 40% more calcium. It's guaranteed to entertain children of all ages, adults of every stripe, and poodles of every size.

Newbie treasure-hunter Bob Halibut embarks on his third adventure, this time traveling to jolly old England. Along with his cybernetic llama butler, Jeeves, he searches for Excalibur, the legendary sword of King Arthur. Little does he know that to find the ancient blade, he'll have to face fierce knights, brutal bunnies, and a diabolical sorceress.And behind all these forces lurks a sinister specter of the Round Table. To find Excalibur and save England from deadly peril, Bob and Jeeves must contend with the long-dead ghost of the Black Knight.4 out of 5 dentists recommend reading Bob and the Black Knight to prevent boredom, prudishness, cavities, and tooth decay (the preceding statements have not been approved by the ADA.) Enjoy

He is the labrador that scoots its behind across the carpet of villainy. It is he who burps the Tupperware(R) of evil.He is Alex Portobello, a.k.a. The Black Walrus, and he's back for another adventure Utilizing his radioactive super brain, this ingenious eighth-grader has constructed an arsenal of gadgets, recruited an army of martial arts walruses, and established himself as the Black Walrus, spandex-clad defender of Cremini City.But the Black Walrus alone isn't enough to slice all the crusts of villainy from the city's pastrami on rye. Not only is crime still rampant, the mysterious Questionable Science, Incorporated, is experimenting with dairy power technology. Someone is creating milk-fueled jetpacks and gouda-powered laser blasters. Alex knows it won't be long before some sinister force unleashes the cheesy arsenal upon the city's unsuspecting citizens.To combat this new threat, Alex must face his greatest challenge yet: training his hyperactive little cousin, Kevin, to be his sidekick.With an incorruptible sense of justice and lots of lots of sugar coursing through his veins, Kevin has the makings of a great hero. But can Alex mold Kevin into a top-notch crime-fighter before it's too late? Or will Cremini City collapse before the calcium-rich menace?Let's hope the Black Walrus and Kevin can cut the cheese