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Calm your mind. Be here, now. Take a breath. And kill.'What a breath of fresh air! Dark, very funny, totally engaging.' CRAIG RUSSELL, author of HYDETHE INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER - OVER 2.5M COPIES SOLDI didn't kill anyone until I was forty-two. That's actually a little on the late side for my current professional environment. Admittedly, I did kill almost half a dozen in the week that followed.Björn has been given an ultimatum: repair his work-life balance, or his wife Katharina will leave him - and take their daughter. He reluctantly starts a mindfulness class and to his surprise, it's a revelation. He becomes calmer, more focused, and he's starting to understand what's really important in life. So when his client and brutal crime boss Dragan Sergowicz tries to interfere with his precious family time, Björn remembers his new-found goal to find serenity - and kills him. Now Björn can deepen his practice and seek inner peace - violently.'This brutal but hilarious tale of German gangsterism . . . takes down the wellness industry while sending up the legal profession. Watching a worm turn - into a vengeful monster - has never been such fun.' THE TIMES'A razor-sharp satire on stressed-out modern society, a darkly comic and hugely entertaining crime thriller and - believe it or not - also a handy guide to improving your life through mindfulness.' ROBBIE MORRISON, author of EDGE OF THE GRAVE'A violent, feel-good rampage of a book where the pace and positivity never let up. Twisted and hilarious!' CALLUM MCSORLEY, author of SQUEAKY CLEANNOW A MAJOR NETFLIX SERIES

No more corpses. At least, that was the plan. THE MULTIMILLION-COPY INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER RETURNS Lawyer turned murderer Björn wants to stop killing. Unfortunately, the prisoner in his basement is getting restless, the parents' committee at his daughter's preschool is clamouring for his attention, and to cap it all, he's also being blackmailed. To manage all this stress, he turns to a mindfulness coach to learn about the unmet needs of his inner child. As he begins listening to this inner child, he finds it doesn't just have needs, but solutions: creative ways he can solve his problems. All of them. The trouble is, they involve murder. NOW A MAJOR NETFLIX SERIES READERS LOVE MURDER MINDFULLY: 'Funny, intelligent, can't wait for the next part.' ????? reader review 'Loved the intelligent spin on mindfulness and organised crime. Also, the pay off at the end is beautiful.' ????? reader review 'Real good read. Before I knew it, I was trying to be mindful myself!' ????? reader review AND YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHORS DO TOO: 'What a breath of fresh air! Dark, very funny, totally engaging.' CRAIG RUSSELL, author of HYDE 'A razor-sharp satire on stressed-out modern society, a darkly comic and hugely entertaining crime thriller and - believe it or not - also a handy guide to improving your life through mindfulness.' ROBBIE MORRISON, author of EDGE OF THE GRAVE 'A violent, feel-good rampage of a book where the pace and positivity never let up. Twisted and hilarious!' CALLUM MCSORLEY, author of SQUEAKY CLEAN

First off, I'm not a violent man. Quite the opposite. I didn't even kill anyone until I was forty-two. For fans of the Netflix TV show of the same name, this darkly comedic crime debut follows a shady lawyer who transforms his life through mindfulness--and uses his newfound techniques to kill his way to the top. Criminal defense lawyer Bj rn Diemel has been given an ultimatum: repair his work-life balance, or his wife will leave him--and take their daughter. He reluctantly starts a mindfulness course, and to his surprise, it's a revelation. He becomes calmer, happier, and more focused as he starts to understand what's really important in life. When his worst client, brutal kingpin Dragan Sergowicz, tries to interfere with his precious family time, Bj rn will stop at nothing--not even killing--to protect his peace.

Born Dimel - "grjaznyj advokatishka", vynuzhdennyj prikryvat i opravdyvat prestuplenija bolshogo kriminalnogo avtoriteta. Brak Borna Dimelja razvalivaetsja na chasti, ego zhena vot-vot sbezhit s obozhaemoj dochkoj v neopredelennom napravlenii. V otchajanii Born zapisyvaetsja na kurs treninga po osoznannosti. On esche ne znaet, chto osoznannost - zamechatelnyj sposob spravitsja so vsemi problemami, kak vnutrennimi, tak i vneshnimi. Strogo sleduja rukovodstvu po osoznannoj zhizni, Born kardinalno menjaet svoju sudbu i, glazom ne uspevaet morgnut, kak okazyvaetsja v epitsentre krovavykh razborok. I teper, kogda zhizn ego visit na voloske, lish neverojatnaja smekalka, akterskaja igra i, razumeetsja, osoznannost, mogut spasti Borna i vernut emu schaste, udachu i dushevnyj pokoj...

Vpervye na russkom prodolzhenie mirovogo bestsellera "Ubivat osoznanno"! Zhizn glavnogo geroja Borna Dimelja izmenilas k luchshemu. On uzhe ne "grjaznyj advokatishka" na pobegushkakh u mafii, no uvazhaemyj biznesmen i vladelets detskogo sada. S pomoschju tekhniki osoznannosti emu udalos vybratsja "iz stressovogo tupika brachnoj rutiny" i obresti vidimost vnutrennej garmonii. Odnako mozhno li nazvat Borna Dimelja po-nastojaschemu schastlivym chelovekom? On prodolzhaet ispytyvat stress, on prodolzhaet bojatsja buduschego, on prodolzhaet... ubivat. Problemy s zakonom, s mafiej, s lichnoj zhiznju vnov obstupajut ego so vsekh storon, zastavljaja esche raz obratitsja za pomoschju k znamenitomu Joshke Brajtneru, spetsialistu po osoznannosti. I zdes Born Dimel nakonets uznaet, chto mezhdu nim i polnotsennoj schastlivoj zhiznju stoit vnutrennij rebenok, so svoimi detskimi travmami, neispolnennymi zhelanijami i kaprizami. Vnutrennij rebenok, kotoryj khochet ljubvi i ponimanija i radi ikh dostizhenija ne ostanovitsja ni pered chem...

Dolgozhdannoe prodolzhenie mirovogo bestsellera "Ubivat osoznanno"! Zhizn glavnogo geroja Borna Dimelja izmenilas k luchshemu. On uzhe ne "grjaznyj advokatishka" na pobegushkakh u mafii, no uvazhaemyj biznesmen i vladelets detskogo sada. S pomoschju tekhniki osoznannosti emu udalos vybratsja "iz stressovogo tupika brachnoj rutiny" i obresti vidimost vnutrennej garmonii. Odnako mozhno li nazvat Borna Dimelja po-nastojaschemu schastlivym chelovekom? On prodolzhaet ispytyvat stress, on prodolzhaet bojatsja buduschego, on prodolzhaet... ubivat. Problemy s zakonom, s mafiej, s lichnoj zhiznju vnov obstupajut ego so vsekh storon, zastavljaja esche raz obratitsja za pomoschju k znamenitomu Joshke Brajtneru, spetsialistu po osoznannosti. I zdes Born Dimel nakonets uznaet, chto mezhdu nim i polnotsennoj schastlivoj zhiznju stoit vnutrennij rebenok, so svoimi detskimi travmami, neispolnennymi zhelanijami i kaprizami. Vnutrennij rebenok, kotoryj khochet ljubvi i ponimanija i radi ikh dostizhenija ne ostanovitsja ni pered chem...

Biorn Dimel povernuvsja - i vbivaje bilsh tsilisno, nizh bud-koli ranishe. Golovnij geroj "Moja ditina khoche vbivati usvidomleno" - advokat, scho opanuvav mistetstvo usvidomlenogo zhittja ta namagajetsja zastosovuvati jogo u vsikh sferakh. Bjorn poobitsjav sobi bilshe ne vdavatisja do nasilstva, pragne navesti lad u stosunkakh i znajti spilnu movu zi svojeju vnutrishnoju ditinoju, jaku nazvav Sasheju. Psikhologi radjat prijnjati jiji, nalagoditi dialog i navchitisja spivpratsjuvati. Ale Sasha maje svoji metodi. Shantazhist, jakij znaje zabagato, zmushuje Bjorna znovu prijmati nebezpechni rishennja. Vin namagajetsja trimati situatsiju pid kontrolem, ale scho bilshe pragne spokoju, to shvidshe vse rujnujetsja. Shljub i dosi trischit po shvakh, zagrozi stajut dedali realnishimi, a minule ne vidpuskaje. Popri vsi zusillja zhiti za novimi pravilami, Bjorn opinjajetsja u viri podij, jaki ne dajut jomu ani perepochiti, ani zrobiti vibir bez smertelnikh naslidkiv...PerekladachLjudmila Potupchik