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Some recent studies have shown that the vast majority of people who visit southern California's Morongo Basin and the surrounding desert cities are so dumb that they could try to throw themselves on the ground and miss. These ten short stories illustrate some of the many stupid things that some people do while visiting the Morongo Basin. This book was created in an attempt to entertain desert locals and possibly help educate desert tourists. All these stories about people who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel are, sadly, all based on true events. The Morongo Basin lies east of the San Bernardino Mountains and north of the Coachella Valley. These days it encompasses communities such as Morongo Valley, Yucca Valley, Landers, Joshua Tree, Twentynine Palms, Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center Twentynine Palms and Wonder Valley. Nearby attractions include the Joshua Tree National Park, the Sand to Snow National Monument, the Big Morongo Canyon Preserve, the Pacific Crest Trail, Desert Christ Park, the Oasis of Mara, the Integratron, Giant Rock and Pioneertown, USA. "It is very difficult for me to believe that all of the hard work which I contributed to the expansion of this great State of California, has, in its own part, lead to atrocities such as these. Nevertheless, this journaling of ten short stories is quite entertaining on a particularly humorous level." - Colonel Henry Washington "No, sir. I don't like it. JK 8)" - Summer Salt Freely "Short stories such as these tend to mend troubled minds. They often soften hard heads as they explore more of the humorous side of humanities misfortunes, rather than simply just pointing out individual random acts of idiocy." - Hidalgo Holliday

Inside This Big Book You Will Find Plenty Of Things Of Great Antiquity - A Little Of This & A Little Of That - Lots Of Collages In No Particular Order. There Are Over 5oo Pages & Over 2, ooo Images, Including Advertisements, Americana, Cartoons & Comic Books, Coupons, Drawings, Fine Arts, Flyers, Graphic Arts, Greeting Cards, Labels, Logos, Magazines, Maps, Memorabilia, Menus, Paintings, Photography, Portraits, Post Cards, Posters, Promotions, Propaganda, Public Announcements, Puzzles, Random Odds & Some Newer Ends, Recipes, Science... Things That'll Bring Back Old Memories; And Hopefully Confuse, Educate, Entertain & Inspire. This Is A Soft-Covered Pictorial In The Form Of A Coffee Table Book Like No Other. There Is bound to be something fun for everyone

A 2020 Calendar featuring black and white images from Pioneertown, USA's past.

Pioneertown, USA: Where the Old West Lives Again The first extensive, comprehensive and definitive account of Pioneertown's unique western history IN FULL COLOR. Pioneertown was established in 1946 by the infamous Dick Curtis along with his friends an co-stars, Roy Rogers, Dale Evans, Russell Hayden, Lillian Porter "Mousie" Hayden and The Sons of the Pioneers as a "living breathing movie set" in southern California. They were soon joined by actors, producers and directors like Gene Autry, Philip N. Krasne, Frank McDonald, Spencer Bennet, Rex Blair, Armand Schaefer, John English, John Sturges, George Archainbaud, Duncan Renaldo, Leo Carrillo, Minna Gombelle, Pat Buttram, Smiley Burnette, Gail Davis, Frank Richards, Gloria Henry, Robert Livingston, Jack O'Mahoney, Barbara Stanwyck, Barry Sullivan, Ralph Meeker, Peggy Stewart, Dickie Moore, William Fawcett, Kirby Grant, James Griffith, Lew Ayres, Teresa Wright, Thurston Hall, Harry Lauter, Anne James and many, many more. Over the 7o+ years of Pioneertown's history, many stories of the High Desert town have been lost, embellished or even misreported. Pioneertown, USA is the result of over a year of thorough research and diligent cataloging to help accurately detail the deep and rich history of this hidden treasure in the Morongo Basin of San Bernardino County, California.