Bark Mouglas enjoys archery and reenacting the Joker dance. Following a rehab stint for alcoholism, Bark is ready for a fresh start in life. He moves to Galena-a colorful old port city-with a new job, new apartment, and high hopes for the future. However, when a maniac with a green afro and wrapped torso to toe in filthy bandages begins stalking him, things take a turn for the weird. This maniac-dubbed the "L.A. Mummy" because that's all it ever says, sort of like a nightmarish Pok mon-invades Bark's daily life at the most inopportune moments with disastrous results, and Bark soon gets more than his fill of this menace. But who-or what? -is the L.A. Mummy? And what is it truly capable of? Bark Mouglas quickly finds himself in the ultimate battle of his life, and man, he's gonna be craving a stiff drink