This is a collection of some of my best and most entertaining writings. As the subtitle indicates, they run the gamut of genres and styles. Most are humorous, but a few are serious - and even inspiring. Many of them are unusual - genuinely "odd pieces" that defy easy categorization. While chiefly realistic and autobiographical, certain essays border on the absurd - because I've had a lot of absurd experiences. See if you can guess which ones actually occurred. I hope you enjoy reading these pieces as much as I enjoyed writing - and, in some cases, living - them.