Kirjahaku

Unlock the cage on this quirky collection of darkly comedic short stories and its curious cast of characters will take you to a place where reality blurs with fantasy and fear: A man stands crying in a room full of bodies trapped in their final, tortured death throes.On his very first scout camp, a tenderfoot is pitched into an alien world where a monster dog roams.The hushed sanctitude of a bird hide is broken by a suspicious stranger who delivers a chilling ultimatum.A defiant young factory worker of another world enters a speakeasy to perform the most dangerous act of her life.A must-read for fans of dark comedy and all things bizarre, these stories will leave you wanting more and questioning the very fabric of our existence.Whether you're howling with laughter or trembling in horror, one thing is sure - you will never, ever, look at a dog in the same way again...

It is the year 2043. A space shuttle crash-lands on Tycho, the clone planet of Mother Earth. Rib Meskitoe - one of the few survivors of Watershed - steps out to start a new life in the frontier town of Stonyville, where cowpokes and cowgirls work hard and play hard, all under the stern stewardship of Marshall Amps.Life on Tycho is strictly low-tech, on account of the mysterious force which scrambles all man-made technology - The Fearance. Closely observed by two giant ravens, Rib becomes sucked into a quest for the Fearance, to an alien land of ice and fire, a violent world of berserks and blood feuds, a Viking hell from which he has to escape... A high-protein tale plotting the surreal adventures of a fifteen-year-old, The Fearance is book two of the Meskitoe trilogy.

Brace yourself for a bumpy ride in the last explosive act of this gripping and hilarious sc-fi adventure In a ramshackle hut at the far end of Cabbage Beach, Rib Meskitoe awakens from a nightmare to find two huge birds sitting at the foot of his bed. One surreal space flight later, he is admitted to Bletchley Intelligence Park, a secret training camp where elite Protectorate cadets are put through their paces on a strictly controlled diet of candyfloss and toffee apples. A chilling message from a mysterious set of song lyrics sends Rib on a helter-skelter dash in search of the Third Stone. The runes are cast. The Disc of Doom sits on the turntable, ready to play. The deadly end-game has begun... Press 'Play' now to join Rib on the final thrilling leg of his incredible journey