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Move over, Mark Twain Make room, Oscar Wilde Here comes a fresh set of unique witticisms and wisdom "ditties," specially made to match the follies and messes of our modern age In Faith & Funnies: Wit & Wisdom from the Porch Swing, author Robert D. Dean gifts readers with this charming collection of original quotations and inspirations, culled from over ten years of the author's social media posts, dating back to 2011. Readers will find oodles of quotations, custom-fit for a vast array of events and situations in their lives. Inspired by observations of human behavior, various news stories, personal conversations, arguments, sermons, much-needed common sense, and other people's social media posts, Dean's cozy collection offers readers plenty of food for thought to chew on, with a good dose of homegrown faith in God spun into the mix. This book, designed and divided into a variety of wit and wisdom under direct biblical inspiration, is sure to delight, entertain, and educate readers of all ages, with a little touch of wit, wisdom, and pithy insight from the author's own comfy porch swing. So grab a steamy cup of coffee or tea, pull up a chair (or swing ), kick off those shoes, and get ready to smile, chuckle, and reflect on the glory of our gracious, heavenly Father

Join Grandpa and his three mischievous granddaughters-Josie, Emily, and Claire-on their wonderful storytelling journey. Discover the magical story of nature's greatest collaboration in "Who Colored the Leaves?"-a comforting bedtime story that will capture both children and the child in every adult. The amazing book is full of love, laughter, and the age-old art of storytelling, which soothes children to sleep while filling their dreams with wonder. Perfect for bedtime or any time, "Who Coloured the Leaves?" is a must-have for parents, grandparents, and anybody who appreciates nature's beauty and the power of a good story. With its heartfelt message and wonderful illustrations, this book will quickly become a favorite in your family's library.Why You'll Love This Book: A Story for All Ages: Whether you are reading to your kid or fulfilling your inner child, this story's whimsical charm will fascinate you. Its universal appeal makes it a book you'll read again and again.A Celebration of Autumn: "Who Colored the Leaves?" perfectly captures the wonder of the autumn season, making it the ideal companion as the leaves begin to change. The story brings a sense of wonder to every crisp autumn day.An Invitation to Imagination: This book's creative story and imaginative characters inspire creativity and enable children to perceive the world in fresh and colorful ways.Heartwarming Moments: The tender relationship between Grandpa and his granddaughters is central to this story, reminding us of the special bonds we have with loved ones and the simple joy of storytelling.Timeless Life Lessons: Using a colorful and engaging story, the book teaches vital lessons about nature, change, and the value of making people happy.Perfect for Bedtime: The leisurely pacing and calming tone make this a great bedtime story, allowing young children to fall asleep with a grin on their cheeks and a heart full of wonder.About the Author: Robert D. Dean is a retired father of three and grandfather of five, living in Franklin, Tennessee with his wife, Vicky. Before retiring, he worked in the Christian Music Industry for more than 40 years, in marketing, sales, advertising, and distribution. He's written hundreds of radio spots, print ads, product descriptions, sales brochures, and several trade magazine articles. A certified paralegal, he is also the author of Echoes of Andersonville, a Civil War novel for young readers, and Faith & Funnies: Wit and Wisdom from the Porch Swing, a collection of amusing life observations. Both are available on Amazon."Who Colored the Leaves?" is his debut children's book, fulfilling a lifelong dream.Give your child the gift of wonder and tuck them in with Who Colored the Leaves?-a bedtime story they'll treasure forever.

Join Grandpa and his three mischievous granddaughters-Josie, Emily, and Claire-on their wonderful storytelling journey. Discover the magical story of nature's greatest collaboration in "Who Colored the Leaves?"-a comforting bedtime story that will capture both children and the child in every adult. The amazing book is full of love, laughter, and the age-old art of storytelling, which soothes children to sleep while filling their dreams with wonder. Perfect for bedtime or any time, "Who Coloured the Leaves?" is a must-have for parents, grandparents, and anybody who appreciates nature's beauty and the power of a good story. With its heartfelt message and wonderful illustrations, this book will quickly become a favorite in your family's library.Why You'll Love This Book: A Story for All Ages: Whether you are reading to your kid or fulfilling your inner child, this story's whimsical charm will fascinate you. Its universal appeal makes it a book you'll read again and again.A Celebration of Autumn: "Who Colored the Leaves?" perfectly captures the wonder of the autumn season, making it the ideal companion as the leaves begin to change. The story brings a sense of wonder to every crisp autumn day.An Invitation to Imagination: This book's creative story and imaginative characters inspire creativity and enable children to perceive the world in fresh and colorful ways.Heartwarming Moments: The tender relationship between Grandpa and his granddaughters is central to this story, reminding us of the special bonds we have with loved ones and the simple joy of storytelling.Timeless Life Lessons: Using a colorful and engaging story, the book teaches vital lessons about nature, change, and the value of making people happy.Perfect for Bedtime: The leisurely pacing and calming tone make this a great bedtime story, allowing young children to fall asleep with a grin on their cheeks and a heart full of wonder.About the Author: Robert D. Dean is a retired father of three and grandfather of five, living in Franklin, Tennessee with his wife, Vicky. Before retiring, he worked in the Christian Music Industry for more than 40 years, in marketing, sales, advertising, and distribution. He's written hundreds of radio spots, print ads, product descriptions, sales brochures, and several trade magazine articles. A certified paralegal, he is also the author of Echoes of Andersonville, a Civil War novel for young readers, and Faith & Funnies: Wit and Wisdom from the Porch Swing, a collection of amusing life observations. Both are available on Amazon."Who Colored the Leaves?" is his debut children's book, fulfilling a lifelong dream.Give your child the gift of wonder and tuck them in with Who Colored the Leaves?-a bedtime story they'll treasure forever.