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Aliens are invading. The Earth is doomed. The end of the world is a bad time to fall in love. Joshy is a normal kid from an average town suffering through a mediocre road trip with his family. He's positive this vacation will be just as bland and uninteresting as every one that came before it. Then he meets Debra. She's everything he's ever wanted in a girl. She's smart, funny, and radiant. They love all the same things, right down to the same obscure comic books. There's a definite spark between them. Literally. The moment they finally kiss, a bolt of electricity from Debra's mouth knocks Joshy unconscious. He wakes up to a shocking truth. Debra is an alien. Worse yet, another race called the Globorians are about to invade Earth and enslave all of humanity. Now, Joshy and Debra must race against time to stop the Globorian plot and save the planet before it's too late. If you love young romance, alien invasions, coming of age stories, and non-stop action, then grab Invasion today. Get it now.

Albert Ross is the most miserable, pathetic, and terrible thing in the entire universe. He is reviled by many, most of all God. Albert Ross is an anomaly. Karma doesn't think anything he does is wrong. It's a glitch in the universe that God can't fix. Every trillion or so births in the universe, there is a karmic anomaly. That's not to say karma doesn't have its retribution. For every horrible act Albert Ross commits, karma punishes Vikram Suresh. Poor, sweet Vikram. He doesn't know why his life is so horrible. He doesn't know why the universe is unkind. It's unkind because of Albert Ross. That is the crux of the karmic anomaly. Karma thinks everything that Albert Ross does is actually carried out by Vikram Suresh. What a horrible lot in life. That's why Vikram kills himself. It usually doesn't matter when a poor, miserable schlub dies, but this death has instant ramifications. With his death, Karma can instantly see Albert Ross again and realizes its mistake. Like a rubber band, all the horrible things that Albert's ever done slingshot back to him at once. And God watches with glee as karma has its revenge. Worst Thing in the Universe is narrated by God, as he pontificates on the horrible fate of Vikram Suresh, expounds on the nature of the universe, and explores the flaws in the whole system.

What would you do for revenge? Akta is the best monster hunter in King Odgeir's kingdom. Whenever his army deals with a monster they just can't kill, he sends in Akta. And she always defeats the monster. Every time. She is brave, loyal, and fearless. She also possesses magic pixie dust, which allows her to disappear and reappear at will, teleporting anywhere she chooses in the blink of an eye. King Odgeir covets that magic. He desperately wants to use the dust to create an army of super soldiers to rule the world, but Akta won't give it to him. After she refuses him one too many times, the King poisons her drink and sends her to Hell. Consumed with vengeance, she fights her way across Hell and parlays with Velaska, the queen of the underworld, to send her back to Earth to seek her revenge. Velaska agrees, but upon returning to Earth Akta realizes she's been deceived. Her body rotted on Earth for over a week and it's falling apart. Worse, she's a monster and people treat her the way she used to treat other monsters, with scorn and fear. Now, she has to kill the king, with a decrepit body, or she will suffer a million years of torture in the pits of Hell. Join Velaska as she tries to fulfill her quest in this epic fantasy graphic novel which will have you turning every page.

Magic destroyed the world once. Now, magic users are the enemy. To be marked with magic is to lead a cursed life. Rosie is completely average. There is absolutely nothing extraordinary about her in any way.For most people, that would be a blessing, but Rosie wants nothing more than to have a spark of magic, even if people say that all mages are evil.She wasn't born with magic, though. She's sure of it. After all, she is 17, and magic always presents when you are 13.Always.So, when she's suddenly able to wield magic, Rosie is initially confused, then thrilled...until the soldiers come for her, and she realizes everything she's about to lose.No more school. No more friends. No more freedom.Her life is over...at least the life she knew.No. She won't allow herself to be locked in a cage. She must escape.There is one place that is truly safe for people like her.The lost city of Toledo - a haven for witches and warlocks since before the war, and the only place Rosie can be free.But it's only a legend. Nobody has seen the city in decades.Can she find the lost city before the army descends upon her? If you love Harry Potter, magic, coming of age stories, and non-stop action, then pick up The Marked Ones today.Get it now.

Rebecca never thought she was suicidal. However, that didn't stop her from jerking her car off the side of the road last night.Everybody thinks she swerved to hit a deer, but she knows the truth. She did it because a giant flaming being called from the void and beckoned to her to join it in the darkness.Was it a manifestation of her unconscious desire to die? Could the being really exist? Did it have anything to do with her sister's suicide just a year before?When Rebecca starts seeing the creature every time she closes her eyes, she has no choice but to find out the truth before it drives her mad.If you like H.P. Lovecraft, psychological horror, coming of age stories, or deep explorations of grief, loss, death, and junk, then make sure to pick up The Void Calls Us Home today.

The Universe is the Worst.Katrina was just a normal person with a normal life. Then, the Apocalypse descended upon her, and for two years she fought with and lived among monsters. They were neither pleasant nor polite neighbors, so she set out to Hell to kill the Devil in Katrina Hates the Apocalypse. Then, in her second adventure, she traipsed across the universe fighting Greek gods in Katrina Hates the Gods, until finally coming face to face with Cronos himself in Katrina Hates the Universe.And Death Followed Behind Her combines the first three Katrina stories into one epic volume. If you love action adventure fantasy stories, monsters, or mythology, this book is for you.

Pixies are real. They are being hunted. Julia Freeman must protect them. And Ruin Followed Behind Her combines three books into one. In Mystery Spot, Julia Freeman finds out that she is a pixie and must stop a dangerous cult from using her blood to open a portal to Hell.In Into Hell, Julia travels into Hell to rescue a young pixie who was kidnapped by an evil banshee as a gift for the dark lord, Lucifer.In Last Stand, Julia tracks a secret society that wants to use pixie blood to summon a demon to do their bidding, and only Julia and her new apprentice can stop them. However, when their investigation goes south, Julia must survive her most difficult challenge yet; the pits of Hell.If you love dark fantasy, demons, action, and adventure, then pick up And Ruin Followed Behind Her today.

Living is the best revenge...even if it's living in Hell. And Hell Followed Behind Her combines the three books into one. In Betrayed, Akta is poisoned, sent to Hell, sells her soul to the queen of the underworld, and comes back from the dead to seek revenge on the king that killed her.In Fallen, God asks Akta to retrieve a fallen angel in Hell, which sends Akta traveling across the underworld with her new guide, Lucifer, as she seeks to fulfill God's wish and achieve eternal salvation in Heaven.In Hellfire, a conspiracy has arisen to kill the Devil, and Akta is the only one who can protect the newly appointed king of the underworld, Lucifer, and assure he's not murdered before he's even settled into his new job.If you love action, adventure, magic, and demons, then And Hell Followed Behind Her is for you.

The Universe is a dangerous place...even for the godsRebecca Lobdell survived her planet being attacked by a vicious alien race in And Death Followed Behind Her, but now she has taken on her biggest challenge yet.Rebecca Lobdell has joined the Godschurch, an intergalactic agency that protects gods around the universe. For a time, their job was easy. However, a terrorist organization known as the Godless have found a way to kill gods, and they won't stop until every seemingly immortal being is vaporized into oblivion.Follow Rebecca Lobdell as she journeys from planet to planet to bring down the Godless and return peace to the universe. Continue your journey through the Godsverse with the follow-up to And Death Followed Behind Her, but now from a totally different perspective.And Doom Followed Behind Her collects Every Planet Has a Godschurch, There's Every Reason to Fear, and The End Tastes Like Pancakes into one epic volume.

Fairy tales are real.Rose Briar is a diabetic college student without insurance. She's been scraping by through a combination of maxing out credit cards and relying upon the kindness of strangers.Unfortunately, she's spent every dollar at her disposal. There's no money left to buy her life-saving insulin.Without her medication, Rose falls into a diabetic coma. She tumbles into a deep slumber and wakes up in a fantastical place called the Dream Realm, where fairy tales and legends of old are still very much alive.She has one chance to wake up.She must trek across the world, visit the most powerful object in the land, the Obsidian Spindle, and entreat with the fates; the only beings powerful enough to send her soul back to Earth.But evil forces don't want her to leave. They will stop at nothing to capture her and make sure she never goes home again.Now, with the help of her half-gorgon girlfriend and a mysterious red rider, Rose must race across the land fighting dragons, monsters, and the forces of the Wicked Witch, Nimue, in order to reach the Obsidian Spindle before her body dies on Earth and she's trapped in the Dream Realm forever.Will she be able to wake up? Can she survive? Find out by reading The Sleeping Beauty today. If you love mythology, fairy tales, and dark fantasy, then you'll love the first book in The Obsidian Spindle Saga.Get it now.

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Ichabod is dead, or so everyone thinks.However, the Apocalypse isn't done with him quite yet.Now, Ichabod will rise from the grave to take on the beasts of Hell once again.Together with a new ally, he must work to free the world from the clutches of Beelzebub and the demon who hold it hostage.Read the second volume of the smash-hit fantasy horror comedy that is equal parts gruesome and belly laughs.