Kirjahaku

A pageant queen out of time. A secretive assassin in the wrong body. Space pirates and demented droids. It's been a long day. Katra Zorento overslept the Milky Way's first ever Miss Universe pageant by 13,000 years. With her visa long since expired, she must return to the planet that once was Earth.... That is, of course, if dashing space pirates don't get in the way. Katra's only allies are a mysterious assassin trapped in a 9 year old's body and a droid with memory issues. But if she survives this, she could win the most valuable crown in the universe...

Sally Webber's dream is coming true: Zander is back and taking her out for a night on the town--on a planet hundreds of light years away from Earth. But when an accident separates her from her alien tour guide, she's thrown into the seedy underbelly of an insane city where nothing is as it seems. Suddenly lost and desperate to get back home, Sally is willing to do anything to get out, even if it means accepting spontaneous marriage proposals, crashing some fancy parties, or joining what appears to be the space mob. All she wanted was some decent interstellar pizza, but now it might be the end of the world as evil nanobots and an out of control AI try to take the universe by force, and the only one who can stop them is missing in action. Sally has no choice but to try to stop them herself--if she can stay alive that long.

Sally Webber's dream is coming true: Zander is back and taking her out for a night on the town--on a planet hundreds of light years away from Earth. But when an accident separates her from her alien tour guide, she's thrown into the seedy underbelly of an insane city where nothing is as it seems. Suddenly lost and desperate to get back home, Sally is willing to do anything to get out, even if it means accepting spontaneous marriage proposals, crashing some fancy parties, or joining what appears to be the space mob. All she wanted was some decent interstellar pizza, but now it might be the end of the world as evil nanobots and an out of control AI try to take the universe by force, and the only one who can stop them is missing in action. Sally has no choice but to try to stop them herself--if she can stay alive that long.

Ding Dong, the Technowitch is dead.As an illegal clone of the murdered galactic princess, Dora's face would get her killed the minute she steps off her dull farming moon. She spends her days tinkering with gadgets and gears, with Tau, her kitchen-timer-bot, for company. But when forces close in and threaten her family, her escape attempt lands her deep in the Outer Zone - and on top of the Technowitch of Night, crushing her in the process.Now a fugitive in two solar systems, Dora's only chance of survival is to find her way to the mysterious Technomage on his Emerald moon. In a place where science has advanced to be indistinguishable from magic, she must accept the help of an unlikely trio: a cryogenically-preserved girl with no memory, an obsolete theme park droid, and a bioengineered beast with a penchant for the dramatic.As Dora realizes there's more to the princess's death than what the universe has been told, she must choose - save her family, or risk everything to right a centuries-old wrong.

There's no better feeling than returning home after a long week exploring the galaxy, though being abandoned by one's friends and left to fend off a glitching robot spoils it. All that's left is to settle back into life. If only mysterious midnight SWAT teams and crop-circle crafting-sessions weren't getting in Sally's way.

There's nothing like being unstuck from space and time to make you seriously rethink your life plans. Sally just wanted a nice Florida vacation, but between literal jump-scares, internet scammers, and the not-FBI hot on their tail, just can't seem to find the time to relax. Will she and Zander ever have that candlelight dinner? When a mystery lands on their doorstep in the middle of the night, it seems like the answer to all their problems. From Florida malls to the dark side of the moon, the trio needs to stall their nervous breakdowns in order to save the planet from an extra-terrestrial murderer - and, apparently, themselves.

Book 7 in the Starstruck Saga

Starstruck is the first book in a ten-book science/space fantasy series.

Sally Webber's dream is coming true: Zander is back and taking her out for a night on the town--on a planet hundreds of light years away from Earth. But when an accident separates her from her alien tour guide, she's thrown into the seedy underbelly of an insane city where nothing is as it seems. Suddenly lost and desperate to get back home, Sally is willing to do anything to get out, even if it means accepting spontaneous marriage proposals, crashing some fancy parties, or joining what appears to be the space mob. All she wanted was some decent interstellar pizza, but now it might be the end of the world as evil nanobots and an out of control AI try to take the universe by force, and the only one who can stop them is missing in action. Sally has no choice but to try to stop them herself--if she can stay alive that long.

Can anxiety be weaponized? Asking for a friend.After saving the Alliance's butt at the ball turned massacre, Sally's excited to be home and sitting pretty with her presidential pardon. The only rain on her parade? She's overshot her time by three years, and everyone seems more wired and irritable than she left them - is anxiety suddenly airborne?When the Alliance begs the Siblings to find the source of this so-called Dread, her worst fears are confirmed: Earth is one of many worlds suffering intense agitation and escalating panic threatening the collapse of society. But the search forces Zander and Blayde to confront their past, uncovering secrets much more dangerous than flamethrower cats and talking sand traps.Between them and accidentally space-napped James Felling, saving the universe and finding answers shouldn't be this hard. Someone is clearly pulling the strings, and if Sally can't find out who, the entire universe could implode. But hey, it's all in an end-of-days work.

In case of breakup, saving the universe is not a healthy alternative to ice cream.Freshly single and with more free time than she knows what to do with, Sally Webber thought she was done with aliens, interstellar crises, and planet-saving heroics. But when mysterious texts lead her on a quest to save James Felling's soul, Sally realizes the universe is teetering on the brink, thanks to a time paradox her ex-boyfriend, Zander, unwittingly unleashed in a misguided attempt to play hero.With her not-quite-dead brother as collateral damage and the higher-dimensional unicorns seemingly on a coffee break from managing cosmic order, Sally's not just fighting for her own sanity - she's battling for the soul of the universe. Along with her glitch-prone emotional support AI hologram and a rockstar whose career's seen better days, it's up to them to take on the final frontier: saving the universe from itself.But as they weave through the fabric of time and space, Sally is forced to confront not just the chaos Zander has left in his wake, but her own place within the cosmos. With every jump, every battle, and every unlikely alliance, she inches closer to a confrontation with the very forces that keep the universe ticking.Can Sally ascend to a higher plane of existence and knit the fraying fabric of reality back together? Or will the final chapter of her starstruck journey end not with a bang, but with a whimper?Dive into the climactic installment of the Starstruck Saga, where the leap from existential dread to interdimensional heroism is but a jump away. When life hands you a universe of trouble, sometimes the only thing to do is face it head-on, armed with a little humor, a touch of defiance, and a whole lot of desperation. After all, when you've hit existential rock bottom, the only way out is up-into the stars.

She could barely look after herself. Now, she's looking after the entire planet.After an incident with a hot-air balloon causes college-dropout Sally Webber to lose her job, she sets off to find direction in her life. Crashing into a teleporting alien, however, is not on her to-do list. Now she's on the run from TV-drama-loving aliens, and things are just getting started. Zander won't stop reeling her into life-or-death situations to save her planet, as he waits for his laser-wielding sister to search the universe for him. Though Sally isn't quite sure if he wants to save Earth from annihilation, or just quell his curiosity of all things human. Sally has to find lost alien emissaries, as well as a job, and stop the planet from getting incinerated in the process. But with Zander as her roommate, what could possibly go wrong?

Sally, Zander, and Blayde, accompanied by their new friend Nim, have only one request: no more bizarre distractions on their hunt for Earth.But before their cells can complete a single jump, the team is shoved off course and crash into a dreary old temple. Worse yet, there seems to be some confusion over Sally's face, as it looks exactly like that the local deity, Selena, goddess of the moon and omniscient absentee. Sally's ticking every box on the ancient prophecies checklist. Fresh off of her meds and riding the withdrawal, and Sally must choose between embracing the role of Goddess so as to protect the planet from mysterious Sky People, or being thrown in a Volcano. Not the best way to start a tropical vacation. It's not going to be easy uniting warring factions, dealing with excitable whispering forests, or fighting both literal and figurative demons. Not to mention keeping up the appearance of divinity when all Sally wants is a nap. Armed only with some high school improv' classes and a basic knowledge of foreign pop songs, Sally must save the planet - before everything goes up in flames.

Sally's search for Earth isn't off to a good start: chased out of her hotel room and into the broom closet of a spaceship, she's accidentally become a stowaway on the Alliance Flagship, Traveler. But when sabotage and murder show the crew's true colors, Zander and Blayde are forced to stay and help them out of their mess. Lies, drama, and deceit lead them light years away to a mysterious planet on the edge of the galaxy, where the crew must band together just to stay alive. Which would be much easier if they didn't have to deal with a diva first-mate, a droid with a religious obsession, and Blayde's Ex whose brain is a spaceship. Finding Earth has to be put on the back burner, as Sally's stuck tending alien boo-boos - and she still has no idea what she's doing. And she might not live long enough to get off the planet in one piece.