Kirjahaku

Join Jeffrey and Janice in their drunken antics in this hilarious book based on a bestselling greetings cards range. Jeffrey and Janice are a perfectly normal couple who regularly enjoy a drink - sometimes with friends, sometimes together, sometimes on their own.. although are you drinking alone if your pets are with you? See them tackle the challenges of older age and embrace the holiday spirit as they prove to us all that you're never too old to fall off the wagon.You're sure to see a little bit of yourself in this very sweary couple!

Meet Jeffrey and Janice in this hilarious book based on the bestselling card range as they tackle the coming of the years with (dis)grace. Young at heart, but getting older in other places, Jeffrey and Janice used to climb mountains; now they steady themselves to fart. See them embrace a bathroom support "bar" and discover Google, as, just like fine cheese, they get stinkier and squishier with age. Isn't ageing mainly just resetting passwords, anyway? You're sure to see a bit of yourself in this very sweary couple!

From the creator of the bestselling Jeffrey and Janice greetings card range, this hilarious book is packed with tongue-in-cheek tips for being the perfect parentAll parents face the same predicament; they love their children, but if it weren't for wine they probably would have lost their sanity a long time ago. In this book, irreverent mothers and fathers draw on their years of experience and infinite wisdom to help you become an elite parent, just like them.The Jeffrey and Janice greetings card range has been a bestseller since 2017, bringing laughter and joy to every recipient. Sage, silly and sweary in equal measure, this cheeky twosome have kept us entertained with their musings on life's tribulations, including family, relationships, sex, ageing, friendship and (most importantly) drinking and partying.Parental Guidance bestows the following pearls of wisdom:- "Being a parent is mainly just googling how to do sh*t"- "The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink"- "Parent sleep... it's like regular sleep, but without the sleep part"And much more! So, dive into this hysterical little book and become a top-tier parent in no time.