Kirjahaku

"Your offer stands?" I wish your mattress stood like your offer - then maybe we wouldn't be spending Saturday morning in this fuckin' office..." Bernice's eyes damn near popped out of her head along with Tyler's and Jordan's. "Miss Robertson, please," Gordon interjected. "Please what? Huh?" I got so close to that man Jordan and Tyler stood up at the same time. Jordan put his hand on my shoulder and Tyler sat back down. I remained standing, but I was nowhere through... "Please what? " I got even louder. "Please forget that I could've broken my back? Please forget that the hotel staff and paramedics saw me sprawled out ass out? Please forget that what was supposed to be a night of passion turned into the night from hell? Please forget that I got a permanent fuckin' scar on my forhead? Please forget that Jordan was accused of raping me? Is that what you want me to do?

"Bitch, didn't I tell you mind your fucking business?" Once we heard the rumbling we knew what was going on..."Get the fuck off me bitch " Sissy yelled. Jordan and I were laughing with our hands over our mouths as we could tell that my mother was choking her... "Trudy, get the fuck off me " my mother yelled. "Trenice come back..." Jordan tried to stop me but I was in the door already... "Get the fuck off my mother " I yelled as I snatched Aunt Trudy by the back of the shirt... "Bitch please," Aunt Trudy said as she pushed me to the floor... "Bang "

"I just wanted everything to be perfect,"I cried as he stroked my hair. "Everything is perfect," he said as he picked up my face and kissed me. "We're here. Together. I don't give a damn about the food. I just wanna make love to you," he said as he pulled my face to his and kissed me passionately." I wanna make love to you too," I whispered as I started crying again. "Now that's more like it," he said as he started to lift up my skirt. "Trenice what the hell is this on your skirt? Is this blood?"

"So you gonna tell us what happened or do I have to make you tell us?" "I don't have the energy to keep you from tickling me Rachel so let's just eat - but I have to do one more thing before we eat..." "Ok Trenice - go 'head." "Can we all hold hands?" I asked. "Ok," Jordan said as he took Rachel and Jake's hands on the right side of the table and I took Jake and Rachel's hands on the left side of the table."Dear Lord, thank you for this food. Thank you for sending us such wonderful husbands. Thank you for showing me that I am not alone in this world and for being there with me when no one else could hear me. Thank you for bringing me back. Amen." "Amen " they all said in unison. "Trenice?" "Yea Rachel?" "What did you mean by that?"

I started praying immediately. "Lord, please don't let us wind up in jail," I prayed as her husband grabbed Jordan around the waist and started kissing him on the back of the neck... "Oh hell no " Jordan yelled as he turned around and was face to face with her husband. "Something wrong?" he asked. "You gotta back up off me with that," Jordan said as he pushed her husband away from him. As her husband put his hands up and backed away from Jordan his wife pulled me close to her and started kissing me on my neck as she said, "I thought we could play with you..." "We wanna play - but not with you," I snapped as I pushed her back.

"Your offer stands? I wish your mattress stood like your offer - then maybe we wouldn't be spending Saturday morning in this fuckin' office..." Bernice's eyes damn nearly popped out of her head along with Tyler's and Jordan's. "Miss Robertson, please," Gordon interjected. "Please what? Huh?" I got so close to that man Jordan and Tyler stood up at the same time. Jordan put his hand on my shoulder and Tyler sat back down. I remained standing, but I was nowhere through... "Please what? " I got even louder. "Please forget that I could've broken my back? Please forget that the hotel staff and paramedics saw me sprawled out ass out? Please forget that I got a permanent fuckin' scar on my forehead? Is that what you want me to do? Huh? You want me to pretend I don't have the fuckin' cast on my foot? Huh?"

"I just wanted everything to be perfect," I cried as he stroked my hair. "Everything is perfect," he said as he picked up my face and kissed me. "We're here. Together. I don't give a damn about the food," he said as he pulled my face to his and kissed me passionately. "I just want to be with you." "I wanna be with you too," I whispered as I started crying again. "Now that's more like it," he said as he started to lift up my skirt. "Trenice what the hell is this on your skirt? Is this blood?"

"You're not telling me what I want to hear," Jordan said. "You don't understand," Detective Barros said. "I understand perfectly," Jordan said. "You're the one who doesn't understand. He put his hands on my wife - now you have another problem - and you need to take care of it... before I do," Jordan said. "I can't do that," Detective Barros said. "You can take care of him just like you took care of what happened in the parking lot," Jordan said. "You don't have to threaten me," Detective Barros said. "I get it." "Glad to hear it," Jordan said. Detective Barros walked away from Jordan, got in his car, and drove off.

"Hey..." "Bazil... I miss you...""I found her...""Are you sure?""She's absolutely the one Trevor... she's everything I've been looking for and longing for...""Oh... I get it... you finally got some pussy so now you're in love...""Fuck you Trevor ""Soon my love... so tell me... when will I get some pussy...""NEVER I'll kill you first ""Damn... that good huh?""Yyyyeeeessss...""So you think she'll be down with us? Remember what happened with the last one..."That was unfortunate...""You loved her too Bazil... and she left you... they all leave you...""She didn't leave me Trevor...""What do you mean Bazil'"I couldn't let her leave me...""Bazil... please tell me you didn't...""I did... and if Beautiee ever tries to leave me... I'll do it again...""Bazil... you're scaring me...""Don't be scared Trevor... I'd never hurt you... unless you make me...""You don't wanna do that Bazil...""Oh please... I'm not worried about you Trevor...""You think you have it all figured out... you think you're invincible...""I am invincible... and as long as you continue to do my bidding... you'll be just fine Trevor...""So you still want my ass... I knew it...""Absolutely... I'll see you soon... I just need to marry Beautiee first..."

"You fucked me because you wanted to - because you wanted me..." I said matter-of-factly. "You've been fuckin' my husband for weeks - hell - for all I know - you probably fuckin' other men too - he can't trust you any more than I can trust him..." I laughed."It's not what you think " he yelled."What the fuck is it then?" I yelled back. "Have you been fuckin' my husband or not?""I love him " he yelled."You what?" I asked as I got up in his face."I love him," he sighed as he sat down and covered his face with his hands... "And I love you too...""You love me? Since when?""I've always loved you Beautiee," he said as he tried to put his hand on my shoulder."You've got major issues," I laughed as I pushed his hand off my shoulder."I'm serious Beautiee.""Well - you've got a fucked up way of showing it," I laughed."I never meant to hurt you...," he sighed."Yea - you and Bazil have that in common," I laughed."Look Beautiee... we couldn't help it...""Don't waste your breath Trevor," I interrupted as I got up to leave. "Ya know - it's a shame you're not straight," I said as I put my gun in my bag and I put my bag on my shoulder. "You're nice lookin', you have a good job, a nice portfolio, and a nice dick - you could use a refresher course in how to please a woman but overall, I'd say you have potential," I said as I put on my coat and headed towards the door...

"You didn't leave me..." Bazil whispered with tears in his eyes..." "I made you a promise..." I said as we kissed..."I'm so sorry Beautiee...""I love you my Thirst Quencher...""I love you too...""I need to get dressed... before we end up putting on another show," I laughed as I got up off of him...."Beautiee...""I'll be right there my Thirst Quencher... just let me finish getting dressed..."Beautiee...""Yes my Thirst Quencher... OH MY GOD BAZIL " I screamed as Dr. Preston came rushing into the room with Nurse Trinity..."Mrs. Osgood... we need you to leave... Dr. Preston said as he pushed past me along with Nurse Trinity... "On three... One... Two... Three " Dr. Preston yelled as he tried to revive Bazil with the defibrillator... "Again On three... One... Two... Three " Dr. Preston yelled again as he tried again to revive Bazil with the defibrillator to no avail... "Again ""Dr. Preston..." Nurse Trinity whispered..."I said again On three... One... Two... Three " Dr. Preston yelled as he tried one last time to revive Bazil with the defibrillator... "Call it..." he breathed."11:30 p.m." Nurse Trinity said."I'm so sorry Mrs. Osgood," Dr. Preston said as he put his hand on my shoulder... and I collapsed to the floor...

"Judge Duffey - your wife is on line one - she asked me to - what the hell is that?" the Bailiff asked as he looked over Judge Duffey's shoulder and saw him watching us..."What's it look like?" Judge Duffey answered, smiling mischievously..."It looks like they're fucking in your chambers I'ma go put a stop to this shit right now ""Leave it..." Judge Duffey ordered as he continued watching us..."Leave it?""Yes...""Very well - I'll go tell you wife you're in the middle of something...""Yes... do that..." Judge Duffey said as the Bailiff closed the door. Judge Duffey put his hand under the desk, pulled his dick out, and began stroking it as he continued watching us..."Your honor - lunch is over..." the Bailiff said as he came inside... "You want me to go get the defendant?""Yes..." Judge Duffey answered... "But give her a minute to get dressed..." he laughed..."Oh - so you saw that?" the Bailiff laughed..."I sure did..." Judge Duffey said as he smiled mischievously..."I heard it " The Bailiff laughed..."No shit " Judge Duffey laughed..."Bang Bang Bang " the Bailiff laughed..."Poor thing hasn't had any dick since she's been incarcerated - and from what I saw - she needed it - bad Haaaaa...... Haaaaa.....""You ain't right " the Bailiff laughed..."I love this job " Judge Duffey laughed..."Are you going to punish her?" the Bailiff asked..."Naaa... but when this trial is over - I'm going to send them a little gift to show them my appreciation " Judge Duffey laughed..."Oh shit You still have cameras in there?""Of course...""I'ma go get the defendant now..." the Bailiff laughed as he headed down the hall...

I started feeling uneasy as soon as she walked towards me... "Hello..." she said, smiling..."Hello..." I said as I reached for my drink..."Wait..." she said as she reached for my hand... "Bartender - put this on my tab...""Thank you - I appreciate it - but...""You're not interested... I understand... is that your husband over there?" she asked as she nodded towards Bazil. I looked over at Bazil and I saw him smiling mischievously at the both of us..."Yes he is - c'mon - I'll introduce you..." I said as I grabbed her hand and pulled her towards Bazil..."Hey..." Bazil said when he saw us..."Hi my Thirst Quencher - this is... what is your name?""My name is Dontress...""Nice to meet you Dontress..." Bazil said as he took her hand, kissed it, and looked at me mischievously..."Dontress bought me another drink... tee hee hee..." I giggled..."Thank you Dontress..." Bazil said as he pulled me close to him..."You're welcome - would you like a drink as well?""No thank you," Bazil answered..."I saw you both dancing earlier... May I dance with you?""That's up to my wife...""Would you like to dance with her... my Thirst Quencher?""Only if you join us..." Bazil breathed..."Okay..." I breathed as Bazil took us both onto the dance floor. We were all dancing to the beat of something besides the music and we were both holding onto Bazil. Bazil leaned towards me and kissed me fully and, to our surprise, Dontress pulled Bazil's face to her, and kissed him. Before I could react, Bazil turned to me and kissed me again, pulling me closer this time, kissing me longer... and, just like before, Dontress pulled Bazil's face to her and kissed him again. I could tell Bazil was hesitating and wasn't sure if I was comfortable with what was happening so I pulled Dontress closer and kissed her while we both held on to Bazil..."Mmmmmm... this is nice..." Bazil breathed..."It certainly is..." Dontress breathed...""Let's continue this in private..." Bazil breathed...

"You called the cops on me? You Lil' Bitch...""Mary - that's enough " Chandler yelled as I jumped up to let him in..."Mind your fuckin' business Chandler ""Starr is my business - and so are you - and you're not going to call her a Bitch again - not while I'm here...""What are you gonna do Sergeant? You gonna arrest me?""Mommy Stop it ""Starr - let's go..." Chandler said..."No ""Did you just tell me no?""Yes... I said no... I'm not leaving - not yet..." Chandler didn't say anything. He went to the table, pulled out a chair, and sat down... then I went in... "Mommy - you would be in a shelter right now if it wasn't for me ""You owe me You wouldn't have Section 8 in the first place if it wasn't for me...""You're my mother That's what you were supposed to do ""I went to jail Starr ""That's not on me That's on you ""So what - I didn't suffer enough? Now you expect me to go down to welfare and get cash and food stamps? And pay your father rent?""You were fine with me going down to welfare when I lost my job - so why can't you go down to welfare?""I shouldn't have to go down to welfare - you have a job...""Mommy - I love you - and I'll help you - but it's not my job to take care of you..."

"Please... just tell me what I can do... I'll do anything..." Mary said as she started crying..."That's what I wanted to hear..." Conrad said as he turned her around to face him... "Now... go get dressed..." he said as he let her go and he sat back at his desk..."Okay..." Mary whispered as she went into the bathroom, got dressed, and came back into the office with Conrad..."Now... you owe me $50,000... plus legal feels...""Okay...""If you run me my money in 10 days... I'll waive the legal fees - if not...""What?""You'll work with an associate of mine... until your debt is paid...""Oh hell no...""Oh hell yes...""Fuck it - you can have the pussy if you want it - I'd rather do that..." she said as she started to take off her clothes..."You don't understand..." Conrad said... "I'm not selling my ass...""I won't force you... but if you don't run me my money in 10 days..." Conrad said as he stood up from behind the desk and approached her... "and if you're not willing to sell your ass..." he said as he pulled her close and held her tight against him... "then I'll take out an insurance policy... you'll meet with an untimely death... and I'll collect..." he said as he kissed her... "You see... I'ma get my money... one way or the other...""Let go of me " Mary snapped..."Of course..." Conrad said as he let go of her and went and sat back behind his desk... "Remember... 10 days..." he said as Mary ran out...

"Oh please - you can miss me with the cumbia bullshit - when you were in labor I helped your ass deliver your son - now you wanna act like you don't know who the fuck I am " I snapped..."Yes Mary - you certainly did help me - here's a gift certificate to the Classic Nails and Day Spa at Trumbull Mall to repay you for your kindness..." Beautiee said as she handed me an envelope... "Are we done now - or is there something else we need to discuss?""Well - now that you mention it - why were you so adamant that I couldn't be invited to your baby shower?""I'm so glad you asked me that..." Beautiee said as she picked up a corn muffin, buttered it, and started eating it... "Our friends are throwing us a baby shower to celebrate the birth of our son - they're not throwing us a celebration of baby mommas - personally - I'd rather not have a shower to celebrate the fact that we both have a child with my husband - what would we be doing anyway - taking a trip down memory lane - comparing notes as to who sucked my husband's dick the longest?"

"I can't believe we're doing this..." Wayne breathed as he took off his clothes..."I'm so excited - when we get in the water I wanna go deep - and I want you to fuck me in the water..." I breathed..."Okay..." Wayne breathed as he took my hand and we ran into the water..."Oh yes... this feels so good...""It does feel good...""Finally - a moment away from the kids..." I laughed..."You're right..." Wayne said as he grabbed me around my waist and I wrapped my legs around him... "I can't believe I'm fucking you in public..." Wayne growled as he thrust himself up inside me..."Yes Wayne... Fuck me..." I moaned as I wrapped my arms around his neck and fucked him back..."You're so turned on... and so am I..." Wayne breathed as he fucked me under the water...

"You have a collect call from an inmate at the Bridgeport Correctional Facility - will you accept the call?""Yes I will..." I said..."Hey Starr...""Hey Mommy...""How'd everything go?""Oh Mommy... it was wonderful..." I sighed..."Starr... please don't tell me... you fucked him - didn't you?""Not yet... but I'm going to...""Starr What the hell's a matter with you?""Nothing ""Starr - I need you to stay focused ""Oh I'm focused alright..." I laughed..."Dammit Starr I didn't set this up for you to get some dick - I set this up so we could get revenge ""Well - I'ma get some dick whether you set it up or not..." I laughed...