Kirjahaku

Devin Fischer lost both of his parents when he was nine. His controversial mother was taken from him in a freak accident. His father made him an emotional orphan that same day. Devin's goal is to leave small-town Southern Idaho and the legacy of his mother's sensational death behind. The only obstacles in his path are the last two years of high school, and the many enemies he's made with his quick fists and quicker temper. Melinda Liddy dreams of the day she can escape from the nightmare her life has become. Her life has become a bitter tug-of-war between the need to escape from her drunken, abusive father, and her inability to leave her mother behind to face the monster's explosive, unpredictable violence alone. As Melinda struggles to hold on long enough for an academic path, instead of becoming a runaway like her older sister Theresa, she finds a kindred spirit in Devin. Together, they attempt to navigate the minefield of broken families, high school society, and the chaotic, sometimes confusing emotions that come with falling in love for the first time. 84,600 word novel Mature themes / language

A cynical government operative is sent back in time to 5th century France, during the rise of the Merovingian kings and the Frankish Empire. It's a critical juncture in history: Christianity is spreading across the continent while the divided Holy Roman Empire is in collapse, and armies are on the move in an effort to not just conquer, but to leave a lasting legacy in their wake. The mission: To find and eliminate Dr. Barnard Jameson, a rogue scientist, before history can be significantly altered. Finding Dr. Jameson, aka Bertric, Clovis' most trusted adviser, was the easy part. Eliminating the smirking, pudgy little scientist proves to be a lot harder than he expected. The smug doctor's plans of advancing human civilization by introducing 21st century concepts and technology more than a thousand years early sound like the ravings of a madman with a God complex... but is it really any worse than how the dark ages of history actually turned out? Adult Language

Jeremy Jefferson Jacobs Jackson--Forjay to everyone but his mother--grew the most potent marijuana on Earth. Some said the entire Federation of Allied Planets. When the Galactic Union declares humanity unfit to exist, only one man has what it takes to be a true hero to the citizens of FAP.Join Forjay, Ms. Marianna Templeton, Ambassador Dave Thatcher, and a large, diverse, generally annoying cast of the Galactic Union's alien species on an adventure that spans both time and the space. Relish in the glory of victory, plunge to the lowest depths of despair in defeat, and scream insults at stupid, uppity, snooty, gloppy alien jerks who act like they're better than human beings (and think they're tough).*** Definitely Fake Editorial Reviews of "The Big Bhang" ***"I didn't understand this book at all..." - Fijj Yom, Wroglarian (a dumb alien species not affected by weed)"There's a lot of commas and long sentences in this book " - some reader who complained about commas and long sentences"This book is not funny." - NYPD Patrol Officer Gary Garrison"Bark bark bark growl. Bark " - NYPD Drug Canine Mr. Fang"This is the lowest form of propaganda, the kind only a weak, mewling race of soup-filled meatbags would dare to popularize." - Tyx War General Boomz Blasterton"Reading this book is the dumbest thing you could ever do." - the author of this book"I don't get it... I raised Travis better than this " - the author's mother