This book reflects the personal views of a number of different types of extraterrestrials regarding the state of the local solar system and the state of the Earth: - Sharmarie, a Martian- Trome, a Saturnian- Churmay, a Venusian- Thaler, a Neptunian- Ruke, a Jupiterian- Jaffer Ben-Rob of Earth (Sarus)- Nisor of Moor- Tixer-Chock of Gracyea- Doy, a Woman of Maldec- Serbatin of Gee- Tillabret of Emarin- Rendowlan of Nodia- Petrimmor of Cartress- Ombota of MarsPlus: - The Great SETI Con Game- The SETI Messages