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Splurt is an article splurge on pop culture for those with teeny minds. Splurt addresses where the school bus has been, and where it's off to. Miley Cyrus, US' dream girl, was Christened Hope and Destiny. Like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, whose name's 'eagle' in Spanish, and Beyonc Knowles' all-girl group, Destiny s Child, Miley's name echoes mythically. After the movie, Star Wars: A New Hope IV (1977), and in an era of space-based missiles to knock out ICBMs, while incidentally imprisoning upon Earth anyone wanting to leave without US' permission, the 'Strategic Defense Initiative' (SDI) was named 'star wars' by US' President Ronald, 'Ray Gun', Reagan on March 23, 1982. The film featured a 'Death Star' of the evil Empire orbiting planets to kill them, whereas the 'rebels', led by Princess Leia, represented US' Manifest Destiny replacing early Imperial ambitions with the desire to be a colonizer of planets. Splurt It's out there

G-Eazy is the guest rap artist on Britney Spears song, Make Me (2016), and apart from the explosive lyrics, G-Eazy s rap references George Jung who, a well-known cocaine dealer, was sentenced to 60 years at Otisville Correctional Facility in Upstate New York, I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants Cocaine was the original snuff , now made from ground tobacco. Adolf Hitler, elected leader of the German National Socialist (Nazi) Party, became dictator after the election of 1933, and had chemists make the synthetic drug amphetamine as a cocaine substitute. The history of the Nazi Party s pogroms against the Jewish chosen people of the Bible, the Jews, suggests connections with illegal snuff movies, which are films made of killing, and recorded largely as a form of entertainment to be shown in private cinemas, or on video at home. Since the Empire of ancient Rome built amphitheaters, people have watched others being made to kill each other. G-Eazy raps on 'Make Me', 'I've always wondered what was off limits.' Let's see...

Scenes of UFOs descending with silver suited space aliens disembarking, or little green men and other types and varieties commonly supposed to emerge from flying saucers. Amid stereotypical Hollywood, 'Babylon', drug orgy scenes a smiling husband and wife sit at a dinner table with their two regulation kids and spear and chew thoughtfully with their forks at the undistinguished meat. It s surrealism to a high degree of banana souffl .

'The starships were gone for long ages, and the people of the Earth learned many of its secrets, which they called supernature, or mother science, and they bred huge spiders to catch whatever appeared in the heavens above and beyond the blue skies and pinkly luminous sun-burnished clouds of the planet. Occasionally there'd be some furor skywards and the peculiar mass of the intelligent arachnid would be scene scurrying across its invisible web towards a starship caught in its web. It'd become a part of the Earth's scientific ecosphere that returning ships could rely on the spiderly superscience of nature to give them a safe harbor. The starships would hang there in the silvery clouds as dark shapes beneath the bone white moon; as flies trapped in ice, their location pinpointed by their relation to the constellations of the diamond bodies of the stars. The starship Perseus, kept hanging amidst the fogs about the moon, its location had by reference to its namesake constellation, Perseus, was all very fine and good from a romantic perspective, but the engines were cold and dead, and the vessel couldn't any longer reach the belt of Aurora to escape with its crew beyond the barrier.'

In 'Castration Complex' MAP returns to the past to discover a more than dark secret, and in 'Deus Ex Machina' the secret becomes ever darker. In 'Galactic Guardian' the darkness of schizophrenia looms, while in 'If music be the food of love ...' space cowboys ride the range once more. In 'Little Red Riding and Robin - Hoods' some nursery crymes are committed, and in 'Love Bugs' MAP irons out a few. In Mobile Armored Personnel (MAP) our hero indulges in some mighty space opera, while 'Mythopoea' is much more of a cerebral trip. 'Special Angel Service' sees a return to space operatics, and 'Supramazonic' is in the tradition of Japanese Manga. In 'The House that Map Built' we find an ancient shoggoth in its labyrinth, before 'Valhalla For Starters' for returning space opera buffs. In 'Baby MAP' our hero returns to his childhood, and in 'Mapina' he experiences gender education. An evil alien is encountered in 'The MAP Of The Evil Alien', and in '"Ride " she said' MAP doesn't argue. Finally, in Well, it was like this doc . . . MAP meets the friendliest alien ever, and she isn't ET

The crews aboard the copters take off their headgear relaxedly. They re all women. Attractively so. The women amongst the hostages gravitate towards them in a friendly way as compatriots would. The men look vaguely displeased and glower at each other. The women ignore them. Some of the men gather in a small group and look intensely into each other's eyes as if they have something of great unspoken moment to communicate. Others of them stare angrily at their feet in their shoes. A few are seen staring out of the copter at the streets far below and the buildings as they zoom past on their way elsewhere. The giant blue birds seem to be heading off towards the mountains that can be seen close to the city from this perspective. But as they near one of the giant hotels on the periphery of the metropolis near the sea and the beach it becomes clear that the machines are going to land there. The rotor blades flip up above the hotel rooftop and the copters descend noiselessly. The women in their blue suits disembark and begin walking with the passengers over to a door in the roof which has an elevator inside.

Splurt III is a further article splurge on pop culture for those who want to see it go through the roof; land on the moon, and exit the solar system. Spurt III examines the legitimacy of Doctor Who's calls for assistants in the absence of full frontal nudity. Does Buffy The Vampire Slayer represent Sarah Michelle Gellar's stake in women? Is SMG a legitimate LGBT offshoot? Splurt III looks up Paris' skirt as she's getting out of a car with Britney, while listening to 'Stars Are Blind', and wonders how it is that the knickers on the back seat are still visible. It's all gone a bit too far, and it's going to go a lot further still.

Ironing the bugs out of Robert A Heinlein's Starship Troopers (1959), or wondering if Nova has nuts of her own in Planet Of The Apes (1968), First Foot has been there. If it's trying to understand how it is that Peter Parker has enough sense to be seeing Kirsten Dunst, but wants to climb walls like a spider, or whether the black squid headed Bunraku puppeteers in the Kate Bush video for her single release, 'Hammer Horror' (1978), are still invisibly manipulating her, First Foot has something more revealing to contribute. The damned kids are still going cuckoo in Midwich, according to John Wyndham's The Midwich Cuckoos (1957), while Harley Quinn is still persuading everyone that life is worth living to the full with Suicide Squad (2016), and Poe tries to keep a straight face as the blade dips ever lower towards his abs in The Pit and the Pendulum (1961), so leaving First Foot with but a leg to stand on when it comes to having more of an opinion than is meat to the eye.

Seeing how far the race will go in Death Race 2000 (1975), or examining trannies and TVs to hear what isn't worth seeing, First Foot is right there. Looking at our 'History and Moral Philosophy' course notes, after a lecture by Lieutenant Colonel Jean V. Dubois (Retired) of Robert A. Heinlein's Starship Troopers (1959), First Foot observes God's prohibitions, and has something else revealing to contribute, 'Thou shalt have no false guards before me.' Is the Hungarian word, ' lelmiszer', which means 'supermarket', suggesting that Heinlein's long-lived almost immortal, because rejuvenated periodically character, Lazarus Long (L.L.), a miser? Would you rather have Katherine Ross as a Stepford wife or Nicole Kidman? First Foot is there to help judge Ira levin. As the Starship Troopers drop ever closer to Klendathu, it's heads up with First Foot II.