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If Demi has a semi in Beckham, is it a manifestation of Ialdabaoth, the devil-worshiping Mason's demi-urge? First Foot doesn't mind Tolkien Turkey, and asks the question: was Traci Lords of the Rings? It's 12" to the Foot as a rule, and despite Jennifer Aniston's wearing a tie for the cover of January 2009's GQ, it's still not Ted. Looking with retro spectacles at Spice Girls, First Foot said, 'Look at the brains on that ' God goes down like a lead balloon with Led Zeppelin, and Pam Anderson is voted by women as 'The 20th Century's A Bit O' Me'. It's Rock n Roll, and First III Foot only stones adulterers it doesn't like.What's Rob Lowe doing on a plane with the 9/11 terrorists, apart from researching his role as Middle Number Two in Goldmember (2002)? All this and more as the Foot's shoe-horned in as it boots up. Why's a plum voiced Englishman hired as a GB proper gander, and the director has 'chippy' Miley Cyrus put in a cage, if 'Can't Be Tamed' (2010) isn't aimed by the KGB? Who ate Madeleine McCann? First III Foot rubber necks with the rest to see if Jo Guest could always see her friends going in and out all the time from where her head was at in the 1970s - and behind ...

Onan on with Snow White: the never ending story. Fact and Fiction examines the blizzard, and wonders if they'll get the drift by the fourth storey. Can the church recover from its shriveling members? That '77 TV run, Logan's Run, about a killer who wasn't born in Logan airport's toilet, Boston, Massachusetts. Just run that by us again. Cigs cigs cigs, 'the number of a man is the number of the beast' (Rev: 13. 8), and no one may buy if he doesn't have the dragon's smoke, 'Surely, this was the snuff, God' Fact and Fiction looks at soccer and examines the behavioralist perspective that the ball is a fertilizing sperm and the net is a girl, and rejects it for the more exciting theory that the balls are the girls' and the nets at either end are the ball snorting nostrils of the beast of Revelation. In the novel The Number Of The Beast by US' science fiction writer, Robert A. Heinlein (1980), two couples quarrel in the multiverse, where all possible worlds including those in fiction exist, and the enemy is 'the beast', a hermaphrodite. Bred as a single male brained creature wearing each other's clothes in TV transvestism for war, Fact and Fiction can understand why the TV's upset.

Bil Kretin is a medium sized heap of clothing with a smell irrepressible. Lounging beside an iron post with a lamp atop, he's observing the Los Angeles trams groaning up the hill to let passengers off in the dusk and the twilight while he waits to cross the street and go over to his favorite bar, Chopheads, where Sequined Ineffability, his girl, will be waiting. She gets off the tram, tall, be-booted in heels, and wearing a leather jack with a bag matching the lacquered extremism of the bonged blue color scheme of Jean's and dope. It's Bil 's girl, Sequined Ineffability, and he hugs closer to the iron support of the lamp as it becomes suddenly even brighter to illuminate the buttsky maiden as she prongs on beside the tram pulling away clanging its bell and discharging its Battery Park power workers with concertina-like collapsings and retractings of its hinged folded metal entranceways that gives visible substance to the sauce of the alarums.

The feathery green fronds of the flapping palm tree tops adds to the frippery as Laudy Penislop Bitchpot drives her pink cadillac with the inimitable number plate blazoned with the legend FABRIC 1 along Traci Island s main highway to Traci Island, who is awaiting the arrival of Laudy Penislop Bitchpot in FABRIC 1 at the hidden Thunderpuds installation, which contains the vehicles and equipment of the world renowned secretly helpful organization, I'n't A Notional Restcue, where Laudy Penislop Bitchpot expects to find succor.

Toddling, MAP s plainly irritated by the necessity of having to crawl from place to place and, occasionally, 'toddle', pulling himself up by means of some strong upright piece of furniture, or other of the fixtures and fittings within the small family's domicile, before staggering a few paces to another such convenient 'post' from which to monitor and gauge his chances of making further ground towards his goal, which is a cold box, a glass, some sticky-sweet liquid, and a straw; not in that order. The straw and the sticky-sweet liquid are brought into mutual understanding before the glass is able to take its claims for consideration and, as is the case this time, occasionally the sticky-sweet liquid has to go solo, lips and tongue alone being required to extricate the ambrosia from the neck of the bottle. Only the cold box, though not absolutely essential, remains a constant factor, because that is where the glorious nectar is kept.

It s a fabulously sunny day at the MAP complex of associated structures that make up the Institute. From the air, bodies can be seen far below, moving about the greenified environs of the center, and its huge sprawling collection of related housings that contain the giant brain of the MAP ethos. Spawned archingly over the entire scene in letters of different colored stonework that hang seemingly unsupported, but always visible to air traffic, and those who care to look up from beneath the legend, which is blazoned across the heavens, and spanning each unseen horizon, blares unsounded the ethos of the MAP Institute s complex brain, THE PEDOPHILES WON T BE VISITING THEIR SKULLS AGAIN. Like some giant mosque below, the complex of MAP buildings stretches out across the landscape as a very fat spider with more legs than can be safely descried and remain sane.

Oops Britney Spears in a Dalek romance is why we're IV. Emmanuel was a name Jesus was known by, so it's no surprise to discover Sylvia Kristel starring in yet another movie celebrative of celibacy for others. The Roman guard, Longinus, mumbled the words, 'Surely, this was the snuff guard ' (Matt: 27. 54) Or at least that's how it sounded to Fact and Fiction IV, when they watched the movie, The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965), with former US' superstar actor, now dead John Wayne, who heroically donated his cadaver to medical research on 'the Big C', as Billy Vin Longinus. IV listened to the Drac', 'Fangs For The Mammaries', and decided these must have been the jugs that the tattooed vampire wanted to sink its teeth into. Continuing investigating the curious case of the child killed by the Moslem Khidr, 'the green one', according to the Koran (610-30 C.E.) because he said it was evil, Fact and Fiction adopts the dangerously anti-Islamic position that the child was probably innocent. It's why were IV

As Jesus' head, the disciple, Peter, shaking his in three separate scenes, is fearful of his life. He stops shaking his head, which is a bit battered now; as he has it in his hand and is hitting the wall with it. He denies knowing the Mess higher up, and the captain's stable, because Jesus was born in a trough, and Peter didn't want to be associated with the animal. There are intermingled scenes of pigs running off a cliff, spaceports, starships, and war in heaven between starships, which is where the officer's Mess higher is, and where they speak the noble language of the French in conquered England (1066) revering the bowl of Jesus at the 'Last Supper', which was known as the Holy Grail or higher trough of le manger. A tweet is heard, 'Through baptism and belief is salvation, but unbelievers will have damnation '

Mayan and Greek architecture blend with Medieval Manse and 21st century glass and steel as the screen captures the names, Chemystery, Bo-atechnology, Liebury, Jeanius, His Story Centre, Her Story Centre, Eco-gnomey, Mini Stairs For Red Chalk Asians, Care My Girl Engineering Complex, Marine Biology, Space Marine Biology, Mythemaddicts, Count And See, Fizzeeks, and Fair O s. The flying eye of the camera zooms towards a building that has so far only been visible from the rear, and the eye flies over what resembles something built by the architect Christopher Wren who was responsible for St Paul s Cathedral in London, before turning to reveal the legend above the portico, Pooh Corner, Mill, N.E.

Then Mary took about a pint of pure nard, an expensive perfume: she poured it on Jesus' feet and wiped his feet with her hair. And the house was filled with the fragrance of the perfume. However, one of his disciples, Judas Iscariot, who was later to betray him, objected, "Why wasn't this perfume sold and the money given to the poor? It was worth a year's wages." He did not say this because he cared about the poor but because he was a thief; as keeper of the money bag, he used to help himself to what was put into it. "Leave her alone," Jesus replied. "It was intended that she should be saved for the day of my Resurrection and anointed erection. You will always have the poor among you, but you will not always have me."' (John: 12. 1-8)

Jesus told the demons to leave the men, so they entered the pigs near Gadarene, and the swine promptly ran over the edge of the cliff and drowned, saying 'My name is Legion. For we are many.' (Mk: 5. 9) Presumably, because the pigs didn't want to be demon driven, like the legions of Rome, who were then the Empire occupying Palestine. Jesus' subsequent decision to go to Jerusalem and be executed on the say so of the Jewish religious police, the Pharisees, who were collaborating with the slavers, suggests that the demons were back. Arresting the Jewish 'freedom fighter', Jesus, 'Christ', afterwards known as 'the chosen', they nailed him. A victim of bacon worship, Jesus' death upon the cross, Resurrection and Ascension to heaven, and as a celebrated castrate provoking the ball snorters' guffaws, beggared the question, 'What's going to breed the pigs up there'

The Japanese Manga Authority had developed an olfactory system that was quite modern. As R Spynes Amanga became a Sniff movie superheroine, her exploits were recorded as Ass Spines Manga Babe Productions. The Sniff movies were made by means of the olfactory system of humans who, as air breathers, took in 78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.039% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other gases through the nose and mouth, and so constituted the olfactory means of manga babe production for Ass Spines Manga Babe movies. All the Manga Authority needed for production was sexual libido. A sniff of a pulchritudinous bod was sufficient to flare the nostrils and leave the mouth agape in sexual desirousness. The Manga Authority believed that, given enough time, the futanarian human penis semen of the race of women would be resurrected and so would have an olfactory production system of its own and Heavy Adze would be eliminated as R Spynes Amanga s Holy Spirit triumphed over male braining and war.

'Like everyone in the Twenty-First Century, Hurry Wankoff has an incredibly ridiculous name. He's also having a nightmare. The rhinoceros in the swimming pool in his head isn't wearing a condom. Hurry can't think why it should be sporting a prophylactic on its curiously misshapen horn - he just feels uneasy about it.' Hurry is the anti-hero of Sweaty + Palms, just a dip into the cheese so far as Apple's Pies & Druther storeys is concerned. 'The proliferation of Nozti Dethktop computers were a severe obstacle to overcoming the resistance of terminal patients, and there were the whacks in the ears as well as the bogies up the nose who were the allies of 'the spirit of Satan' that, after killing the brain, remained deaf to the screams of the victim, and escaped through the anus in the name of the farter they all worshiped.' Snorter Paul Sup with an acidic comment from 'Pray Farter', and there's more ...

As the planes were hijacked at Logan airport, Boston, Massachusetts, the Hollywood, Babylon, movie metaphor was the science fiction feature film, Logan s Run (1976) in which Jessica 6 is a runner trying to escape from sandmen who want to kill her. The movie metaphor was made plainer after April 15, 2013, when terrorist bombers disrupted the Boston Marathon runners. In the film Logan s Run no one lives beyond the age of 21 and so the attack on the World Trade Centre to re-establish the paradigm of the homosexual society at the beginning of the 21st century was to prevent the futanarian woman with her own penis semen and host womb from escaping her role as an enslaved womb for the recorded celebration of men s wars against her on celluloid in Hollywood, Babylon, where the failure of her footrace to run is depicted on the big screen for audiences in cinemas the size of ancient Roman amphitheaters where circus featured human bloodbaths for the spectacle of the viewers.

A planet different from Earth s with a blue sun and oddly variegated fauna. The leaves on what seem to pass for trees here are closer to the brighter end of the rainbow spectrum with blue and purple distinct amongst the foliage. The fauna are of an unusual series that seems to be progressive in the sense that the creatures are clearly emanations of a single life form, and after a while it becomes clearer that one type amongst the emanations resembling the marsupials of Earth s Oceania is the dominant intelligence. They re visible in the branches of trees and along what seems an obvious path. Some are seen swimming in a river and by its bank beside the path. Upon the scene is a building, which the camera begins to move towards, as if through the air, following the intelligent branch of the alien genus until the inhabitants approach the portico of the structure bearing a curious set of hieroglyphical inscriptions translated for the viewing audience as Xenobiological Society . The camera enters along with the indigenous people. During the guided tour of the flora and fauna it must be made clear that the inhabitants are animals and people.

Jim Jerk bends forward, beads of sweat flowing copiously from the furrows in his brow as, concentrating furiously, he endeavors to complete what - to millions of fans (Fukkies) and ordinary viewers (Fuckers) all over the world - is affectionately known as the Captain's slog. Mister Spunk vents his muppetry, 'Pardon me sir, but do you think the bridge is the appropriate place for such a gratuitous display of human emotion' Jerk is his usual iracible self, 'When I want your opinion Mister, I'll ask for it ' Despite the vehemence of his tin pot god, Spunk has the persistence of his full can intellect: 'It's most illogical Captain.' Jerk, however, doesn't seem to have any respect for the cans of his fellow orifices, 'Damn you Mister Spunk Coming from a pointy-eared green-blooded alien with a three-inch penis -' Spunk cuts him short, 'A regrettable display of animosity Captain - and also grossly inaccurate. Current status is approximately 3.19231456 -'

Gooeymess is giving Umpteen one somewhere in the deeps of the Addums' labyrinth atop some sheets and sacking. It's a bit like the gardener did in the novel, Lady Chatterley's Lover (1928), by Nottinghamshire's D.H. Lawrence. There's dust with cobwebs and light through a grating high above the rutting pair. Although she's still wearing her white bra, her tits can be seen over Gooeymess' shoulder; flupping up and down like eggs being poached by Mellors.

Arriving at a planet through Hyperspace, Leia II and her entourage descend in ships, bearing the emblem of the Starbird, from the skies through the atmosphere away from the stars above where the ships had appeared by virtue of their Hyperdrives and they appear amongst the orange clouds between the green gaps where Earth s are blue. The ships jets hold them aloft while a few craft emerge from the larger vessels and descend to the planet where ancient structures are discerned awaiting Leia II s Advent. As they have been for eons. The planet looks collapsed although the structures are solid. Much of the scene is overgrown with plant life although there is movement amongst the larger verdure suggestive of large fauna invisible - and unimportant to - the visitant. A Flitter bearing the Starbird emblem and carrying Leia II opens on the floor of the new terrain and Leia II steps forth in her simple Forager s kit. Inland, two women naked are together in a bath. One has her toes up the holes of the taps. The other has her legs on the shoulders of the first, She's illegitimate; or a Virgin birth. Wriggling her toes in the tap holes, Unless she plugs her own hole.

'Lice takes the receptacle. She speaks as if to an unseen audience somewhat reminiscent of Apollo 11 astronaut, Neil Armstrong, relaying communications from his spacesuit to Mission Control at Houston, Texas, during the historical first man on the moon landing of July 21, 1969 (UTC: 2. 56). It sounds like her voice is radio transmitted from that distance too. It breaks up and there's some crackling, 'Prising open the peculiarly shaped cap and, squeezing the conveniently located bulbous pertuberances, I'm causing a jet of the sticky hot fluid to squirt down my eager-to-accept-it throat.' The Nudienaut swallows.