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294 tulosta hakusanalla Sass Cynthia
Has something or someone ever made you feel anger, frustration, and rage that you wanted nothing other than to put your hands on them? This is what debt did to me. I was not getting anywhere. Just living check to check with no budget, no plan, and no financial future. You are about to read my financial perspective on finances and the steps I took to not only get and stay out of debt but help others do the same. Are you ready to apply the tools I am sharing with you so you can whip debt's ass budget, save, invest, and live?I HAD A DREAM, AND YOU ARE READING THE OUTCOMEWe are executives of our lives and the choices we make. We choose to do what we want related to our life and our finances. The money we have has no power. We hold the power. We make our own choices, and we write our own book. We will no longer make excuses about money we do not have and instead, learn to be good stewards with the money we do have.
THE Wonderful Kindness of the Stripper's Ass and Other Poems
Apollo Starmule
Satya Yuga Books
2008
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Here are nine new stories by Alan Good, author of The War on Xmas. Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, occasionally a little of both, the stories in The Sun Still Shines on a Dog's Ass never seem to go where they're supposed to. Each story presents its own cast of weirdos and screwups for whom nothing ever seems to work out right except for those rare occasions when it does. People will toss around the word satire, as if that's a word with any real meaning, but despite all the absurdity and humor in these stories what they're mostly all about is love. What you'll do for love. What love will do to you. They're also a little bit about what the brain-poisoned sad cases who join death squads and phallus cults will do to you, if they get the chance. There's also that. Irreverent, bizarre, heart-breaking, and hilarious, this book is pretty much what you'd expect from a writer whose literary heroes are Kurt Vonnegut, Edward Abbey, Charles Portis, Paul Beatty, and Jerome K. Jerome.
Don't Be a Horse's Ass! Color Sweary Mandalas!: Sweary Word Mandalas for Adult Coloring Fun & Relaxation
Kim a. Flodin
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
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Reg. price: $11.99 SEE WHAT'S INSIDE: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vie47nBQn2g "Don't Be a Horse's Ass Color Sweary Mandalas" is my fourth mandala coloring book for adults and my second Sweary Mandala book. It follows the popular bestselling, "Oh Shit Let's Color Sweary Mandalas", which was an Adult Coloring Worldwide Top Sweary Coloring Book Pick, and my answer to the many, many requests I received to create a sweary adult coloring book and jump into the best-selling sweary adult coloring book niche' After that first book, my family jumped on the bandwagon and said you must do one for our almost 90-year-old Grandma, whose prolific swearing has become a hallmark in our family. If grandma's NOT saying "Don't be a horse's ass ", then you should be worried I get that swearing isn't for everyone and certainly not for everyone to color and I have no intention of offending anyone and apologize in advance if I do. However, having grown up around the creative cussing of my grandmother, I was inspired to create these books. I also confess to being quite sweary myself at times and find swearing to be both cathartic and empowering. I respect swearing and I love coloring...so these sweary word mandala books just make sense. I love creating them. I sincerely hope, like I hope for all my books, that it becomes a bestseller because that would mean there's a whole lot of people feeling the joy of the sweary word mandala. The fact that this is my forth mandala book is actually ironic. I don't really like mandalas - yes, they are beautiful and amazing, but I've never truly enjoyed coloring them...too stiff, too perfect somehow for my taste and I've stayed away from them in my art. Then I discovered a way to create my own version filled with my flowy and whimsical art - and in the case of this fun adult coloring book, a few choice sweary words and phrases - and it turned out awesome and was super fun to color Fun & Sweary Phrases Included: Asshat, Bitch, Blow Me, Cocksucker, Dick Face, Dick Pickle, Dickwad, Douche Bag, Eat Me, Far Fucking Out, Fuckface, Fuckity Fuck Fuck, Fuck This, Fuckwit Central, Don't Be A Horses Ass, LO-Fucking-L, Lube It UpPeckerhead, Pinch A LoafPink Wrinkle, Piss Shit Fuck.Potty Mouth, Rat Bastard, Shit Head.Twat Waffle Book Highlights: 26 All Original Designs, Designs for Assorted Skill Levels, Single Side Printing on White Paper, Stress-Relieving Patterns, Extra Blank Pages for Bleed through Side Effects: Lots of Joy, Endless Laughter, Relaxation, Lightheartedness, Way Too Much Fun Highly recommended for PTSD, anxiety, chronic pain, chronic stress and anger issues. Visit kelekilove.com for fun freebies and more.
Vampire Therapy: The Chronicles of The Cat's Ass Boutique, Seasons and Reasons
Shebat Legion
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
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Vampire Therapy The Chronicles ofThe Cat's Ass Boutique Seasons and Reasons by Shebat Legion. These are stories featuring the characters from the Vampire Therapy universe. They interconnect and follow the planned quadrilogy that begins with Vampire therapy, Jackson and Eva, Available on Amazon.com.
How Fear is Kicking Your Creativity's Ass: Why It Matters and What to Do About It
Jennifer Newcomb Marine
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Is self-doubt killing off your creative dreams? Break through your fears with the three simple steps in this book Fear is a part of everyone's creative process, no matter how sparkly the end result. Your goal is not to kill fear off, but to unearth its hidden wisdom and integrate it into a plan of action that fires you up. Here, you'll find potent, how-to content interspersed with an honest story of public triumph, financial catastrophe and eventual rebirth. Other books on creativity are heavy on inspiration, but lack practical steps. Or they're hands-on, but can't be read in one day. Learn how to trust your inner voice again and have fun conjuring something out of nothing. You're a wizard Transform your fears and get back to making creative magic with the three steps.
#Fuckcancer the True Story of How Robert the Bold Kicked Cancer's Ass
Robert Flores
Broken Sword Publications, LLC
2015
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Six Months To Live: Your Sunday School Lesson: Kickin' The Devil's Ass
Jay C. Polmar
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2014
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Six Months To Live John, a young seaman, only 22 years old, discovers during a routine physical examination, that he has terminal lung cancer with only Six Months To Live. The Navy discharges him, and we find him in a sleazy motel with a loaded gun and 2 bottles of Jim Beam ready to pull the trigger. But first, he goes across the street to a seedy bar to get a few drinks and fortify his difficult intent. One more night to live it up, perhaps before ending it? The next thing he knows, he's accepting drinks from a beautiful barmaid with golden blond hair who is wearing a gold cross. Pulled from his self-destructive haze by this Angelic woman, he's led through the smoke-filled bar into a private room where everything changes. Little does John know how interesting his life is about to become. ... Now part of the God Force - aimed at saving the world for God, and helping prepare it for the second coming of Jesus Christ, his military know-how will prove useful. He'll also discover how different God and Jesus are from what he'd been taught his entire life. God is stern and serious just as the Bible had said, but he was also loud, laid back, humorous and full of love and surprises. Jesus is a hippie, he lives for peace and love-and the occasional field of mushrooms. And then there's Angela. She's God and Mother Nature's daughter, strong, opinionated, and full of promise for a damaged planet and maybe even our young dying hero. Follow them on their mission to save Earth. See the Heavens in a whole new light through John's eyes as they conquer evil and go against the Mr. Evil himself-Satan. ... Laugh like you've never laugh before as the attack earth and spread God's gold love dust and gather all the evil and send it to Las Vegas. ... Mixed Genre: Humor, Religion, Politics, Medicine, Terrorism, Vampires, Alcoholism, Addictions, and much more. Laugh until it hurts, and then laugh more.
Sex, Drugs, Rock 'N Roll, and a Tiara: How I Celebrated Kicking Cancer's Ass
Beverly Diehl
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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