A New Book of Words.A zebra without stripes is first to die.To be different runs opposite to human nature. We want to be part of the collective and join in something bigger than ourselves and the biggest group of all is, you guessed it, idiots. You are aware of this and you may already be an idiot yourself. Most people around you are idiots already. This you know, because you see it every day.We say this, not to divide us, because at the end of the day, we, all of us have this in common. We really are feeble minded fools, every single one of us, or soon we will be. Most books demonstrate this in a million ways, which is why they are best avoided, but the easiest way to confirm this fact is just to turn on the television or look at your social media feed. You will see an endless parade of idiots doing and saying the most dull-witted things imaginable, and still, we listen to them, look up to them and often emulate and even imitate them.The Idiot's Guide to Idiots is small book of almost 700 words which will entertain, give you insights, helpful hints, and idiotic usage examples into the evolving English language.This is the new and improved English language. Embrace it. Not that you have a choice. Change is coming. If you want to be a hapless lummox or want to unlearn how to find the doorknob THE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO IDIOTSis for you.On the other hand, in the unlikely event you don't think you are quite ready to join the growing ranks of foolish idiots around you, this is the perfect guide to seeing the world as it is seen by dullards, without restraining the English language with archaic notions of tradition, convention or reality. In the final analysis this A to Z guide is a warm invitation to join the well-established and fast-growing universe of whimsical, wilful ignorance and boisterous buffoonery.
