Finally, a calendar made for the sarcastic weirdos of the world. Don’t let the cute and colorful art fool you. The Mr. Lovenstein 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar is brimming with dark humor and painfully relatable characters. A wizard uses an “ancient prophecy” as an excuse to bed rot instead of going out. “Hand wash only” clothing must survive the laundry gauntlet (AKA washing machine) or perish. A cute penguin invites his fellow “flightless” pigeon friend to join the “walkin’ buds club.” (Nobody tell him pigeons are just lazy.) Wholesome, heartwarming moments make the hilarious absurdities hit even harder. You’ll never predict what the next day will bring. Complete with secret bonus panels on the back of every page, you’re guaranteed to laugh or sigh at least twice a day. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354 x 4.488 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain bonus panels for each daily strip Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Each page features a full-color comic from the immensely popular Mr. Lovenstein
To the world, the husband and wife team, Chris & Susie McColl, are always making others laugh and are living life out loud on social media. As transparent as they are, there has been a hidden dark side to their story that needs to be told. The Day I Woke Up Dead shares both perspectives of how the McColl's fought a life-and-death battle against addiction and alcoholism. Take the journey with them and see how anybody is prey to this awful disease. Despite the heavy topic, you will find yourself laughing with them, crying with them and, most importantly, learning how they fight back to become the people we know and are inspired by today.
Sometimes what we need is already here; if we are willing to believe, and not give in to fear. So let us offer to you, a measure of cheer, and pray that your life will be prosperous next year as you join us on a shopping trip of love that is so dear.
Young Ella is back as a fun trip to her grandparents house takes a frustrating turn. Growing up is hard There is so much to discover and all that learning takes time. Not "yet" knowing how to do what you really want to do can be tough. But one rough day does not make a life.Growth happens everyday in the tiniest of steps. It all starts with a shift in your mind. Fill up your cup with Ella, and read along as one rough day turns to gold in this empowering tale about growth and finding potential in the power of yet.
SOMETIMES CUPID MISSES... These characters have had it with love-or, if not with that, with Valentine's Day. But no matter how they fight it, Cupid refuses to relent. From struggling singles to secret crushes to enemies turned much, much more, these lightning strikes of love will add a spark of hope to your holiday.
Edgar the Volcano Dragon has never been happier. He and his best friend, Quinn, enjoy learning at school and exploring their island home in their free time. But when Quinn's dog, Beau, goes missing, their happy routine comes to an end. Will they be able to find Beau and rescue him in time?Join Edgar and Quinn on their search for Beau in book two of The Volcano Dragon series
What's Your 5-1-1? A 28-Day Guide to Discover Your Purpose is designed to awaken the purpose that dwells on the inside of you. This guide allows you to reflect on your existence, who you are, what you have to offer, who will benefit from your purpose, and the influence you have on others becoming better. Your purpose is bigger than you and designed to be outward facing, through serving and helping others in becoming a success. Reading the inspirational quotes Monday through Friday will breathe life on your purpose. After reading the quotes five days a week, on Saturday, prepare for what you were called to achieve. Prepare by charting out the plan that you will take to accomplish the immediate goals that leads to the distant goal. Lastly, on Sunday, get quiet, reflect, and gain clarity about your purpose and how to execute the vision. In doing so, you will discover your why, the contributions you have to give to others, and the impact you will have on the world. Five days of inspiration, one day of preparation, and one day of illumination is your 5-1-1, 28-Day Guide to Discover Your Purpose. Discover the why, and then the why will lead you to the how and what.
THE YAKUB EXPERIMENT THE EXPLANATION OF RACISM. How can someone explain racism that is often demonic or otherwise unexplainable. The answer lies with Yakub, an African Big Head Scientist that spear headed a genetic experiment that created the Caucasian man and woman. This book examines and answers the age-old question are Caucasians genetically incline to hate and practice racism against people of color. The Yakub Experiment demonstrates how humankind developed from the original man, the African man and woman. In this Book, You Will Learn, -Yakub was the father of the white race.-Yakub's Experiment discovery and results.-Causes of Caucasian racism. -The use of Biblical justification for racism. -The Caucasian Burdens throughout the world. -Yakub's Experiment and modern-day racism.- A solution to Caucasian racism. -And much more Yakub was a scientist with an enormous head, he was known as the big head scientist. He noticed that unalike attracts and like repels. Using this law of attraction, he created a people who would have little to no conscious and would challenge the original inhabits on planet earth. He knew the black man and black woman contained the brown germ, the lighter of the two germs that mostly remained dormant. He knew that using a breeding process that one out of three children bred under his technique would be lighter and weaker than the original man and woman. The new species from the original man would be without a natural conscious.