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The Affliction, adepts and fantastic creatures make the world of Khatenia fatal to many who leave the safety of the cities. Keeping himself alive is something Lange of Arenes has taken for granted until a missing couple and a valuable artifact send him and his companions against the brutal forces of the power-hungry adept Thalizar.Lange is a tough, smart and fearless hero who always seems to find himself fighting for the weak against the powerful in dangerous Khatenia. The first book of The Affliction Chronicles, an exciting new epic fantasy series.
FREE Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE bonus MP3 audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's "Caveman Farts - The Story of the First Stinky Farts" with your purchase of this book. You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (over 20 minutes long...complete with disgusting sound effects ). That's twice the farting fun -- Grab the book and get this bonus audiobook FREE while it's still available From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode to the #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series.Milo Snotrocket's back...in time, that is A class-time nap turns into a prehistoric party as Milo witnesses the world's first human fart, as delivered by the young caveboy Zug. When a nearby tribe starts making trouble for Zug and his people, it's up to the young boy and his butt-trumpet to save the day Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing.""Absolutely hysterical ...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face ""This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish ...Talk about a fun Friday night "
FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent But Deadly" with your purchase of "The Fart Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun The #1 Bestseller Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations.You (& Your Kids) Will Laugh Out Loud Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - Milo Snotrocket - as he demonstrates all 27 different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage) like these: The Scream The Sputter The Rotten Egg Cloud The Cough Cover-Up The Sonic BoomWARNING: Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish "The Fart Book"...because you'll laugh so hard you might be farting yourself for the rest of the day Here's what kids of all ages are saying about this hilarious illustrated book for kids from 8-12: - "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing."- "Absolutely hysterical ...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face "- "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish ...Talk about a fun Friday night "
FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobookversion of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent ButDeadly" with your purchase of "The Booger Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun The #1 Amazon Bestseller That's right, we're talking boogers And whether you like to Pick 'em..Lick 'em...Roll 'em...or Flick 'em... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why: You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school... What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal's doorknob... Cramming them into the end of your sister's flute can be truly horrible... Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge... Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner..."This book is a HOOT "Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one Kids of all ages are laughing out loud at the "The Booger Book"...here's what some readers are saying: "I downloaded this book to read with my 6 years old daughter. I started reading but had to ask my hubby to continue reading with her. It is so well written that I could picture everything in it Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs. I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil ""My 9-year-old son & I read this together and he laughed and laughed.""Highly recommend ...No more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more "
FREE Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of "Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You". You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects ). That's twice the farting fun - From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'NeilOK: ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode of The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket...aka, the Fart Books Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing.""Absolutely hysterical ...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face ""This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish ...Talk about a fun Friday night "
BONUS - Includes FREE "Dog Farts" Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Dog Farts: Pooter's Revenge." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. Twice the farting fun Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing.""Absolutely hysterical ...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face ""This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish ...Talk about a fun Friday night "-Blame the dog at your own risk-Milo Snotrocket, the self-proclaimed master of bottom-burping disaster, is teaming up with his little sister Brittney in their most disgusting adventure yet: curing their pup Pooter's diabolical dog farts You and your kids will be holding your sides laughing as Milo, Brittney and Pooter: -search for the ultimate cure for doggie farts online -fart their way into a fifty-car pileup and get on the news -give Milo's Dad's car a methane-powered rocket boost -discover why mixing soap bubbles and farts is a bad idea -remix classical music with Pooter's butt-trumpet -and much more With almost 2 dozen hilarious illustrations, "Dog Farts" is you and your child's ticket to fun and laughs.Go ahead...purchase "Dog Farts" right now and download the FREE AUDIOBOOK (included right inside this book).
Includes FREE "Grandma vs. Zombies" Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of this New #1 Bestseller: "Grandma vs. Zombies".You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this hilarious audiobook (complete with super-hero sound effects ) while reading along & paging through 16 amazing comic book illustrations of zombie-slaying action & kick-butt weapons. That's twice the fun Here's what readers are saying about this FUNNY new action book for kids 9 to 12: - "Ridiculously perfect for a 9-12 year old boy ...Oh, and awesome pictures to complete the experience " - "J.B. O'Neil has scored another winner with Grandma Vs. Zombies The illustrations are a - delight also. With the addition of the free audio book, listening to the audio while looking at the pictures was great fun."- "My grandchildren have several of JB Oneil's other books and they love them but this one had them rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically." -Meet "The Family Avengers"-Hold onto your dentures...When a hoard of hungry zombies attacks a peaceful little town, there's only one person that can stop them. It's not a mutant superhero, and it's not a musclebound action movie hero...It's Grandma Beezer She's the oldest and greatest of The Family Avengers, a seemingly ordinary family out to save the world by any means necessary.Grandma Beezer has everything she needs right in her handbag to slay the zombies and get home in time for tea, like: -Her trusty old-lady cane...with an unbreakable titanium core -Her knitting needles...perfect for sweaters and for zombies Find out why -Her signature cookie-firing gatling gun, the "Cookie Carnage 9000"Find out how she'll save the town in this action-packed new book from bestselling author J.B. O'Neil