Creo que todos los que nos dedicamos a las artes marciales reconocemos que gracias a Bruce Lee a su inmensa popularidad estamos donde estamos. Sin l, sus pel culas, series de televisi n, libros y gran rebeld a, las artes de lucha orientales no hubieran pasado de ser lo que siempre fueron, un sistema ancestral de pelea transmitido de generaci n en generaci n. Chuck Norris es una de las muchas personas que a la sombra de Bruce Lee alcanzaron pronto gran fama mundial, lo mismo que le sucediera a su alumno Dan Inosanto, hoy nico representante moral del Jeet Kune Do. Justo es reconocer que esta fama no hubiera sido posible si detr s de ellos no hubiera un buen artista marcial, producto de miles y miles de horas de duro trabajo. Por desgracia, el cine de artes marciales fue poco a poco decayendo y los intentos de realizar una buena pel cula no resultaron. No bastaba ya conque intervinieran conocidos luchadores (se prob con Joe lewis, Bill Wallace, Ed Parker, Dan Inosanto, Benny Urqu dez, etc.), ni tampoco con buscar nuevos dolos semejantes a Bruce Lee, como es el caso de Jackie Chan. El p blico ya no mostraba inter s con el tema de artes marciales y las distribuidoras se negaban a sacar las pocas que les ofrec an. Algunas, como "La serpiente a la sombra del guila", "El retorno del Ninja", "Por encima de la ley" o " Fuerza 7", tuvieron modestos resultados econ micos, pero el xito no continu . Chuck Norris sigui perseverando apoyado por la Cannon Group, pero en los ltimos a os esta ayuda se acab junto con la productora, y solamente le vemos ya en la interminable serie televisiva "Ranger Walker". Tambi n ha aparecido en programas de televisi n y radio, ha sido modelo de pijamas en Play Boy, fue convocado por el Presidente Ronald Reagan, entrevistado en las mejores revistas de Estados Unidos, y actor de cine en Filipinas, Israel, M xico y un gran n mero de pa ses a lo largo del globo. Poco amante de los esc ndalos, su nombre brilla un poco m s cada d a, sin que por ello olvidemos que sus comienzos como hombre popular datan del a o 1960, fecha en que fue entrevistado por la revista Black Belt cuando alborot el torneo de Karate con sus patadas y golpes a media vuelta. Pero su paternidad hizo que las revistas especializadas se olvidaran pronto de l, por lo que abandon la competici n y trabaj duramente para vender su imagen, hasta lograr ser una gran estrella de las pel culas de acci n y poseer una gran cadena de escuelas de Karate.
I wonder how many tears dropped from my verbs. I wonder how many people think Chuck's Chatter is just words. How a person thinks is influenced by relationships, how a person loves is influenced by a bond. I always thought relationships would last forever but it's not the relationship, it's the bond. The relationship is a chain that can be broken but a bond is a connection that cannot be separated by time, space, nor thoughts. A relationship is known to be a typical boy/girl exchange of love. This book isn't about love it's about bondage; the bonds between male and female, plus the bond of a mother/son, father/daughter, role model/prot g and etc. The thought of seeing eye to eye is often unknown, but what keeps us close to others? We form bonds. It's something instilled in our bodies and embedded in our minds. The world is filled with hatred but this book is dedicated to the "Lovely Bones."
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. MY BILLIONAIRE TRICERATOPS CRAVES GAY ASS Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer. Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love. GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER When Donny lands a job at Jurassic Law, the world's leading T-rex law firm, he's absolutely thrilled. Unfortunately, after just one day it quickly becomes clear that Donny's new position entails more than just legal work. Soon Donny makes the deal of a lifetime and finds himself contractually bound into a gay T-rex gangbang that gives new meaning to the term, "dinosaur bones." SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION Space can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It's not gay if it's a man and a dinosaur, is it?
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. TAKEN BY THE GAY UNICORN BIKER Mario is on a mission, cruising through the desert towards Las Vegas for his brothers wedding, and desperate to prove that he's finally got his act together. Things are looking good until an unfortunate wreck strands Mario out in the hot sun without food or water. When Mario notices a motorcycle roaring across the desert towards him, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The rider, a gay unicorn named Kirk, offers to take him to Vegas, and soon the two of them find themselves on a journey, not just along the open road, but deep into each other's hearts... and asses MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL Roger is a ghost hunter on a quest to know if his long lost lover is still out there somewhere. His travels eventually bring him to a bed and breakfast in Georgia, where there have been several sightings of a ghostly unicorn colonel who fought and died during The Civil War. But when Roger encounters the gay ghost for himself, he soon finds out that there is more at play than just a routine haunting. This spirit is here to deliver a message from Roger's dead unicorn lover, and it's a message of gay, erotic pleasure that will shake Roger to his very core. POUNDED BY THE GAY UNICORN FOOTBALL SQUAD Aaron Duncan didn't know that he would grow up to make history, but as the first openly human player in the Unicorn Football League, that's exactly what he did. Thanks to the support of his unicorn teammates, Aaron exits the closet and finds himself swept away in a gay romance that only the tightest football squads could truly understand. Now, there's a meeting in the locker room, and Aaron's about to teach these unicorns what it means to be human... In a gay interspecies gangbang
Where will your imagination take you? Chuck's tales are intended for children between the ages of 8 and 12. They're written, however, to be enjoyed by anyone - so feel free to read a story while your child is off doing something else.
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED BY PRESIDENT BIGFOOT Allen has been interested in politics his entire life, but when things don't work out the way he'd planned, Allen settles for a fast paced carrier in political journalism. It's no surprise that Allen jumps at the chance to interview President Yuldok, a bigfoot, as well as the first non-human president of the United States. Allen also has his suspicions about the president's sexuality, which come to a head during the interview. Soon enough, Allen is making history by taking a gay pounding in the oval office from the first bigfoot president BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING Nick is the most girl crazy dude in his frat, but when him and the bros head up to Napa Valley for a quiet weekend, Nick quickly realizes that his chances of scoring a chick are next to nothing. Nick's disappointment soon turns into a powerful, gay attraction however, when he meets a dashing bigfoot sommelier, Torbo Gulgot, who invites him back for an after hours sampling. Little does Nick realize, it's not the wine that Torbo will be tasting, it's Nick's hot bro ass. SEDUCED BY DOCTOR BIGFOOT: ATTORNEY AT LARGE On the eve of the biggest case of his life, attorney Mark Tucker gets some devastating news. The opposition has brought in a new lawyer, the notorious Nart Bulgok, who has never lost a case and is the mythical creature, Bigfoot, as well as a renowned doctor. After completely botching his opening statement, Mark retreats to a nearby bar to nurse his wounds. But when Nart shows up to offer an olive branch, things take a turn for the unexpected. Suddenly, the two of them find themselves wrapped up in a sordid night of erotic, gay desire, one that will change the shape of their hearts, and buttholes, forever.
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. TURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINER After a long day on the road as a young, gay trucker, Lars is simply looking for a place to grab a bite and take a load off. But he bites of more than he can chew when he meets Turk, a handsome, living diner. The loads come later Lars and Turk take to one another immediately, and soon Lars finds himself putting it all on the line for an erotic future with this gorgeous, gay restaurant. GLAZED BY THE GAY LIVING DONUTS In the year 2016, living donuts have been banned from the United States thanks to their explicit sexual lifestyle. Still, a few of the hot living pastries remain as part of a gay, underground donut shop network. Looking for some adventure, Mike and his friends set out to find one of these exclusive gay dessert clubs, and end up biting off more than they can chew. Soon Mike finds himself at the center of attention and ready to be glazed by over a dozen horny gay donuts. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core... his own gay ass
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. UNICORN BUTT COPS: BEACH PATROL Jeff just can't seem to catch a break. Once a working professional at the top of his game, a string of bad luck has sent Jeff to the gutter, literally, where he struggles to survive as a homeless man on Venice Beach. Things go from bad to worse when Jeff is caught stealing a carnitas taco, and is promptly chased down by the Unicorn Butt Cops, a new branch of government that specializes in hot, gay, anal poundings on inline skates. The sentence is for a hardcore, double anal threesome, but little do these unicorn cops know that Jeff is an expert in all things gay and anal, leading to a twist ending that's sure to blow your mind ANALLY YOURS, THE UNICORN SAILOR Out for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens. The two share a romantic evening until it's revealed that Hunter is about to embark on a year long sail around the world. However, their love remains strong in a series of explicit letters. But Hunter is planning something that will redefine the meaning of love between a man and a unicorn. Soon Tuck finds himself whisked away to the Bahamas on a private helicopter for a hardcore, anal surprise that will have your jaw on the floor. TOP HORN: TURNED GAY BY THE UNICORN PILOTS Nick is as patriotic as it gets, but while his friends are off at war in Europe he's stuck at home with a girlfriend who won't get off his back. But after Nick catches his girlfriend cheating, he finally heads out and joins the air force, qualifying for an elite squad of fighter pilot unicorns. The only problem, of course, is that Nick is a human. After getting consistently razzed by the squad, Nick is suddenly thrown into aerial battle with an opponent from his past, and earns the respect of the unicorns. Now, they return home to celebrate in the showers the best way that they know how.
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT" Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic. Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well? VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT After an unfortunate hit and run, Rick suddenly finds himself relying on the Los Angeles public transportation system for his daily commute. It's not so bad, but after boarding a mysterious night bus named Vlad, things quickly take a turn for the terrifying. Soon, Rick finds himself in a gothic castle with a gay bus who want's to suck more than just blood, in an erotic encounter that will have your heart racing. SHARED BY THE CHOCOLATE MILK COWBOYS Billy Brucko is an unsung hero of the Wild West, a hard working cattle rustler who understands that one day he will be forgotten in the history of frontier expansion. That is, until Billy is entrusted with delivering a strange wooden box from the president. Not long after starting his journey, Billy finds himself up against a gang of chocolate milk bandits, and his only escape is to delve deeper into the mystery of this strange box and the big red button that lies within. Soon, Billy is at the center of a gay gangbang with these handsome cowboy beverages, but this is only the beginning of his inner dimensional trip into the Tingleverse.
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS After years of having their natural habitat encroached upon, bigfeet are finally forced to leave the forest and head out into the open ocean. At first, we think that it's the last we'll ever see of them, until bigfoot piracy becomes rampant across the Seven Seas. When the most notorious bigfoot pirate, Lorko the Black, is killed off the coast of Santa Monica, a man named Andy begins to feel a mysterious throbbing in his balls. After a trip to the doctor, Andy soon learns that what seemed like a coincidence is actually an acute case of haunted balls, and the only prescription is a bigfoot ghost pirate gangbang THE CURSE OF BIGFOOT BUTT CAMP When Ken's friend from the office talks him into a week at Bigfoot Butt Camp, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The first hint comes when it's announced that all campers must remain in their tents on the first night. Of course, Ken ends up out in the woods alone and discovers the deep dark secret of these handsome bigfeet; they become mummies under the light of the full moon. Soon Ken find's himself all wrapped up in a homosexual, undead encounter that will have your heart racing BIGFOOT SETTLERS CLAIM MY BUTTHOLE After leaving New York to pursue his dream of making taffy without the restriction of oppressive flavor laws, Greg sets up shop in a small Colorado town. It's the wild frontier, and Greg is more than happy to be a part of it. But conflict arises when a band of business-minded bigfeet show up by train, looking to buy up as much land as they can afford. Unfortunately, the most valuable land of all is located right inside Greg's butthole. Now Greg must take all of the bigfoot settlers in a hardcore taffy shop gangbang that will determine the fate of this small town forever
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.GAYGENT BROTOSAURUS: THE BUTT IS NOT ENOUGH John Marks is just an average bellboy working at Central America's finest luxury hotel, until two mysterious characters show up and change his life forever. The first is the villainous Tudwig Cobbler, an imposing Russian with a hook for a hand, and the second is Gaygent Brontosaurus, a dinosaur who immediately sweeps John off of his feet. Soon John finds himself wrapped up in a world of high stakes espionage and international terrorism, all culminating in a magical night of hardcore, erotic romance on the beach with his handsome, prehistoric lover. PROFESSOR T-REX TEACHES ME GAYNESS James is a guy from the wrong side of the tracks, and thanks to his financial woes, he is destined to be stuck there forever. But everything changes when James, working as a college janitor, solves a problem on the blackboard of an empty classroom. Now a handsome T-Rex professor wants to teach James the most important lesson of all... gayness. But is gayness a power to volatile to be contained? LONELY AUTHOR POUNDED BY DINOSAUR SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS After writing his award winning erotic novel, Reamed By My Reaction To The Title Of This Book, Buck Trungle soon finds himself in a deep depression. Out of ideas for his next erotic tale, Buck turns to Torter, his favorite social media platform, in desperation. "Is anyone out there real?" Buck asks, not knowing that the answer to his question will unravel the fabric of his very universe. One by one Buck's Torter friends begin showing up to disclose that they are actually, in fact, gay dinosaurs. But will this incredible revelation lead to an even deeper depression, or a hardcore dinosaur gangbang?
When it comes to dating, romance and all things sensual, few figures are quite as revered as Dr. Chuck Tingle; erotica author, cultural icon, and now self-help guru. As the generation's leading voice on the subject of sex, Dr. Tingle has blown the lid off of dating in modern times, revealing his hard earned tips and tricks for navigating the waters of single life and beyond. With Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance, readers now have a glimpse into the mysterious world of Tingle, covering relationship advice for all four datable creatures: Dinosaurs, unicorns, bigfeet and living objects. Chuck also provides his wisdom on unconventional relationships, like submissive, domineering, open relationships, ghost relationships and more. For readers with a culinary or wizardly bent, Chuck includes his signature recipe for spaghetti and chocolate milk, as well as a spell book geared specifically towards romance. Ladies and gentlemen, the doctor is in. Warning: This book includes graphic depictions of gay sexuality. Reader discretion is advised.
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK Buck Trungle has released a brand new tale of hardcore gay erotica, but could the story itself be too powerful to contain within the realm of mere words? When Josh receives a link to the story marked "not safe for work" he somehow manages to keep his curiosity at bay while still in the office. His friend, however, is not so lucky. Soon enough, Josh finds the very fabric of time and space ripping apart in a homosexual mystery that will change the fate of his entire universe, and ours. Warning: Once you learn the secrets held within, there is no turning back. ANGRY MAN POUNDED BY THE FEAR OF HIS LATENT GAYNESS OVER A DINOSAUR TRANSITIONING INTO A UNICORN When Carl's bro sends him photos of a hot and sexy unicorn, he cant help getting turned on. But when Carl discovers that the unicorn of his dreams was once reality star and athlete, Bort Jenkins, a former tyrannosaurus rex from the show Borting Up With The Dinosaurs, Carl's whole world turns upside down. Terrified that he may be dinosexual, conservative Carl is now thrown into a whirlwind of self-destruction, culminating in a literal encounter with his sexual identity fears. Soon enough, Carl finds himself in a hot gay gangbang with his physically manifested bigotry. But will this extreme pounding be enough to help this Carl learn that real love takes many forms? SLAMMED UP THE BUTT BY MY HOT COFFEE BOSS When Yonce arrives at the office he has no idea that, by the end of the workday, his life will have changed forever thanks to the new boss, a piping-hot cup of coffee named Morcho Kibclaw. Immediately, Morcho takes the office by storm, firing many of the workers and spilling his hot liquid body onto the others. But when Morcho and Yonce have their first meeting alone, sparks immediately fly, resulting in a gay anal slamming that is definitely not safe for work
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLE When Plurk and his buddy decide to spend the afternoon poolside looking for chicks in the Miami heat, the last thing they expect is to run into the state of California taking a dip. Quickly befriending, the celebrity state over Avocado Shirley Temples, Plurk soon finds himself falling head over heels for this handsome geographical location. But as the evening wears on, hidden secrets from California's past begin to bubble up to the surface, pointing to an illicit history of obsession and stalking. Is California just another state out looking to party, or is something terrifyingly erotic brewing for Plurk at the end of the night? POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY LEAKED MASHLY ADDISON DATA Kurps Krimple is a senator from Washington D. C., knows a thing or two about lying, especially when it comes to cheating on his wife with a seemingly endless parade of bigfeet who have rods the size of your arm. His favorite website to find hookups, of course, is Mashly Addison, a bastion for cheaters looking for something discreet. But when word gets out that Mashly Addison has been hacked, and the private data of several politicians leaked onto the Internet, Kurps is terrified, until he discovers that his sensitive information is nowhere to be found. That's when he receives the call. What starts as a simple meeting with his hacked data quickly turns into a hardcore anal pounding that will have your heart racing. Nobody knows Kurps like his own private information does. Could this betrue love, or just another strand in a web of lies? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANKSTEIN, NOW POUND MY BUTT A down-home-country-kinda-guy, Porp has always dreamed of taking off after college to backpack across Europe, but life on the farm hasn't provided enough to make this a financial option. Luckily, Porp has some connections to a famous, racecar-driving monster named Frankenstein, and soon finds himself in the undead monster's luxurious, racecar-themed apartment at the heart of Berlin. But Porp's visit falls on Frankenstein's birthday, and it's not long before the celebrations turn erotic. Soon, Porp will discover that his anal gift is only the first step towards the gay love of his otherwise straight life.
