A secret government research facility is destroyed. A genetic soldier will be tested. America is awoken from her cryonic sleep. A lunatic has amassed a mutant army to take control of Miami. CIA assassin Firefox enlists the only operative capable of helping her taking apart this villainous gang.Now enter all the action, combat, and sex appeal you can handle. One thing the military knows how to do, is dress their females in barely-there uniforms. Join the in the nonstop violence.
Camelot is under siege by a dark force. King Arthur, to save his majestic kingdom, travels through and inter dimensional wormhole to obtain victory over this evil foe. Our heroic King gets lost and winds up reemerging as a set of hairy balls between a high school girl's legs in present day. The girl, Heather, is now caught in this adventure, and that dark force comes after her, too. Even worse, how is she suppose to explain the hairy balls with Arthur's face to the hunky new boy that she met? The two unlikely partners must work together to save Camelot, vanquish evil, and get Heather back to her usual girl fix'ins. A ridiculously silly, over the top time travel story that bends history into an origami swan and then throws it in the toilet.
Forgetting Ireland is both a history and mystery, a story of western Ireland's Connemara coast and of Graceville, a small town in western Minnesota. In 1880, at the height of Ireland's second famine, a ship of paupers was sent from Galway to take up land granted them by a Catholic bishop in Minnesota. There they encountered the worst winter in the state's history and nearly froze to death in shanties on the prairie. National and international newspapers featured their plight as the welfare scandal of the year, and priests and politicians traded accusations as to who was responsible. The immigrants were at last removed from the colony; their name became the town's shorthand for lying, drunken failures. By chance more than a century later, Bridget Connelly, who grew up in Graceville, discovers her Connemara past. As Connelly uncovers the deliberately suppressed history of her family's emigration, she exposes an old scandal that surrounded the settling of the land around Graceville, one that pitted Masons, Protestants, Germans, and Yankees against Irish Catholicsand--one that set lace-curtain Irish against the Connemara paupers. She also learns of an archbishop who was, according to farmer lore, "worse than Jesse James". In this compelling combination of history and memoir, Connelly tells stories of an epochal blizzard, a famous Irish bard, an infamous Irish woman pirate, feuding frontier communities, and an archbishop's questionable legacy. She also learns why her family tried so hard to forget Ireland. "Bridget Connelly has a folklorist's ear for language, and she brings her characters to life as effectively as any novelist. But there is a page-turning suspense as well in the plot of this history. And there is, finally, confession and redemption--the admission and then the embrace of a denied past. Bridget Connelly is a born writer, and this is the book she was born to write." Jack Miles, author of God: A Biography and Christ: A Crisis in the Life of God "What a dazzling accomplishment: meticulous scholarly research that elucidates a family mystery so compelling that I kept reading into the small hours to reach the last page. Forgetting Ireland is the kind of book that startles with its depth, its insight, its sheer compassion, all told in a down-to-earth voice that makes me feel that I've joined Bridget Connelly and her relations for a long and satisfying visit." Mary Clearman Blew, author of All but the Waltz "A wonderful book Forgetting Ireland a fascinating account of a small Irish-American community on the Minnesota prairie, settled in the 1880s by immigrants from the Far West of Ireland. Yet it is also the story of how these immigrants, from feelings of shame and desires to be 'respectable, ' first &lsquoforgot' and then, generations later, recovered their memories of Ireland and of their immigrant origins--rescuing the true meaning of their ancestors' experience from the 'history' that had been foisted on them by the powerful and their professional apologists. And that story is immensely relevant to the descendants of Irish immigrants everywhere. I loved it and I urge every American of Irish descent, and every student of Irish-American history, to read it." Kerby Miller, author of Emigrants and Exiles: Ireland and the Irish Exodus to North America
A child wonders where cheese comes from and learns about the jobs of a dairy farmer and cheese makers and how milk is made into cheese at a cheese factory. This illustrated narrative nonfiction book includes a world map of where dairy cows are raised, glossary, and further resources.
A child wonders where chocolate comes from and learns about cocoa farmers and how cocoa beans are harvested in West Africa and chocolate makers and how cocoa beans are made into chocolate at at factory. This illustrated narrative nonfiction book includes a map of where cocoa trees are grown, glossary, and further resources.
Ice cream might be your favorite dessert, but do you know how it's made? This new series explains just that. Come along on the journey as common household foods travel from farm to factory to table. Learn how grapes are made into jelly and peanuts are made into peanut butter. With clear process explanations and charming illustrations, this series answers the questions of curious and hungry kids. A child wonders where chocolate comes from and learns about cocoa farmers and how cocoa beans are harvested in West Africa and chocolate makers and how cocoa beans are made into chocolate at at factory. This illustrated narrative nonfiction book includes a map of where cocoa trees are grown, glossary, and further resources.
Ice cream might be your favorite dessert, but do you know how it's made? This new series explains just that. Come along on the journey as common household foods travel from farm to factory to table. Learn how grapes are made into jelly and peanuts are made into peanut butter. With clear process explanations and charming illustrations, this series answers the questions of curious and hungry kids. A child wonders where ice cream comes from and learns about the jobs of a dairy farmer, a sugarcane farmer, and factory workers in an ice cream factory. This illustrated narrative nonfiction book includes a world map of where dairy cows and sugarcane are raised, glossary, and further resources.
Age range 3+When a little girl gets the words mixed up to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and Mary Had a Little Lamb, Star loves being Mary's new beloved pet. But Lamb doesn't appreciate his new 'starring' role. Will the mix-up ever be set right?'The cheerful sketches and cacophony of music notes make this perfect for storytimes.' — School Library Journal
From English Bulldogs to Welsh Corgis, Golden Retrievers to Dachshunds, London is full of dogs and the people who love them. In Canines of London, dog photographer Bridget Davey gathers up close to 300 adorable photos taken all around one of world's great dog-loving cities. Gaze upon delightful pups living large beside Buckingham Palace, the London Eye, Piccadilly Circus, and more. No London landmark is left unvisited, and no adorable dog left unphotographed. The follow up to Weldon Owen’s Canines of New York and Canines of San Francisco, this is the perfect gift for dog lovers everywhere–particularly dog-friendly fans of London. Diverse Breeds and Iconic Locations: Includes over 300 utterly delightful photographs of dogs out and about in London, from Big Ben to the London Eye to the local pub, plus captions that give cute details of each dog's personality. Sure to delight dog lovers everywhere. Perfect for Anglophiles: London is a world-class city beloved by those both in and out of the UK. it's also the most popular tourist destination in the world, attracting over 30 million international visitors every year. Latest in a Successful Series: Weldon Owen’s Canines of New York and Canines of San Francisco have pleased dog lovers across the world, and London is sure to be the most amazing dog destination yet. Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee will be celebrated year long throughout the UK and Commonwealth in 2022 and will make for a good marketing strategy.
Adult Coloring Book for Fairies Lovers. Various Fairies, Mandalas and other great designs to color at your leisure.Plenty of Lined Notes and some Fairy lined notes sprinkled throughout.
You don't have to be a Bible teacher or church leader to help your children get to know the Lord Jesus.Do you want to help your kids know Jesus, but aren't sure where to start? Are you feeling a tug in your heart to be more intentional about sharing the truth of Jesus with your children? I was there, too, and after asking the Lord for help, my family began going through the gospels. This book is born out of our experience and shares our simple and enjoyable practice for spending time together with the Lord. I also share things I learned along the way, real-life examples of how we did each activity, and encouragement for making this time together something your children look forward to. The activities I suggest as you read each gospel build on each other, helping your family learn to fellowship with the Lord in a natural, sustainable way that can be utilized long after you've completed going through the gospels. Inside this book you'll find: How to combine scripture with video to help your children see Jesus in the first century.How to go through all four gospels in a row and see Jesus from multiple vantage points.Simple activities to teach your children to connect with Jesus.Ways to regularly practice praying together as a family.
Here we go buckle that seat belt and put the bucket of fried chicken between yer knees; we got Nicholas Cage who can see two minutes into the future. He is approached by a FBI Agent- Agent Ferris. A nuke has been stolen and a rogue terrorist organization more evil than IKEA furniture in winter plans to detonate that nuke in the US. Agent Ferris needs to convince 'ol Nick Cage to help out. He will, but that sly celeb has one demand- he wants Jessica Biel And, that is where this fiction car slams into, SUPER SHORTS Say it again, SUPER SHORTS
This is my last story; love it, or hate it- jk, but felt like dying while writing it.Will is almost dead. He's been walking through the frozen woods for days. An apparition, Jennifer Love Hewitt, begs him to continue to follow. A second visitor, a bear with Tom Hanks Face, shows him a paradise of possibilities. Will has to choose and one of them is certain death.
"A Tidal Wave" is Bridget's first free verse poetry book that tells us a story about a past love. The title represents how her love started small and then raged up and ended. She is showing her real-life experiences in a way she can communicate her thoughts and feelings.
Grab dat Root Beer Float and take a seat, we got this band of warriors who are fighting off the Undead. Following a terrible battle, and the entire team nearly killed, Maggie and Michonne are left all alone. That was until a new stranger entered the scene, by the name of Casey Jones. Some walks are easy; others super violent, but that's how it goes when you are- The Walking Meh.
Jennifer Garner's daughter and husband were murdered, bad; like, in cold blood, bad- the coldest of blood, bad- if the blood were chilled in a freezer at Dairy Queen and then poured over ice, and served in Antarctica, bad. The distraught mother wants revenge, because nothing honors dead family better than merciless 'n bloody murder. She enlists the help of Dick Tracy and begins hunting for the gang responsible. One of the gang member's tattoo, leads our heroes to seek out a time machine and sets a path for ancient Egypt. Success rests on finding one man; but in searching him out, it brings new enemies who aren't human; in fact, they were created to TERMINATE all humans Bridget Chase wrote this story in 1957 after having attended a Master Class cooking class in Florida. While learning to make the 'oh so perfect' donut dough, Bridget unknowingly release Kintar Rimu an ancient Egyptian God. Kintar Rimu's soul had been vanquished to a pot of flour. Flour, which somehow ended up at the grocery store and in the hands of Bridget. The two hit it off as best friends and spent many a nights at the Mystery Emporium night club in the VIP Egyptian God section. The two discussed many things yet all conversation seemed to come back to Jennifer Garners tits. It was at this time that Bridget suggested that they team up to write the story 'Peppermint Pyramids'. Kintar and Bridget needed to do some research on Jennifer Garners tits; so, the two flew to LA. In a twist of fate while fondling those Hollywood tits a man by the name of Fred Nude stormed Ms. Garner's mansion and banished Kintar's essence into an old Virgin Olive Oil bottle. Bridget went on to write Peppermint Pyramids alone, but holds fondly the time the two had spent together at the Miami strip club.
