Charles Swenson has painted portraits of injection molded toy soldiers - "army men" - for almost a decade, finding in the rudimentary figuration of the toy soldier a portrait of every soldier. This volume is a survey of that work.
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Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 8
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK Brad and his wife, Carrie, are all set for a beautiful San Diego vacation, free from the oppressive anxiety of the modern workweek. Things take a turn for the strange, however, when Brad reads the latest Chuck Tingle book and slowly begins to doubt the universe around him. Were they always staying at the Butt Point Suites? Or was the original name of their hotel Sandy Point? Is the man at the front desk unrealistically handsome? And what are the odds of them ending up in room sixty-nine? As things begin to unravel, Brad is force to face his deep existential dread in this erotic philological thriller, culminated in a hardcore hot tub encounter with his personified cosmic anxiety. LEONARDO DECAPRICO FINALLY WINS HIS AWARD AND IT POUNDS HIM IN THE BUTT Leonardo Decaprico has been nominated more times than he can count for the yearly award of most handsome buckaroo. However, despite the fact that he is one of the greatest actors of our time, he has still never won. Hopefully, this year will be different. After a well-received performance in The Reverass, a movie about walking through the snow after a bigfoot attack, Leo is full of both anxiety and hope. As he's watching the awards get handed out, though, Leonardo Decaprico begins to notice that his desire for these handsome golden statues is more than just professional, it's deeply erotic. Soon enough, the actor finds himself getting pounded on stage by his handsome award, making this a night that The Academy of Handsome Buckaroos is not likely to forget. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE LIVING LEFTOVER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FROM MY KITCHEN CABINET Nick has been working long hours at the local milk bar, exhausted and emotionally drained after several nights dealing with rowdy patrons hopped up on too much two percent. When the sentient leftover cookies from Nick's kitchen cabinet stop in to say hello, a boring night at the bar quickly becomes a journey into homoerotic sensuality. Soon enough, Nick finds himself at the center of a hardcore confectionery gangbang that will change his appreciation of leftover cookies forever.
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 9
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. LIVING INSIDE MY OWN BUTT FOR EIGHT YEARS, STARTING A BUSINESS AND TURNING A PROFIT THROUGH COMMON SENSE REINVESTMENT AND STRATEGIC TARGETED MARKETING After a horrific car accident, Travis finds himself stuck with a seemingly insurmountable stack of medical bills. Desperate for work and drowning in debt, he's left with nowhere to turn until the wealthy investor, Barko, enters his life. Barko knows a good butthole investment when he sees one, and soon enough he is hard at work turning Travis's anal passageway into a successful vineyard and real estate development known as Plobus Valley, an attractive name that translates to "place of sweet riches" in the language of the natives who inhabit Travis's body. Through common sense reinvestment, Barko and Travis develop this butthole into a thriving business, but as the two of them approach eight years of partnership, a dark secret threatens to tear them apart and pound their butts. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HUGO AWARD NOMINATION When Tuck Bingle receives and email explaining that he's been nominated for science fiction literature's most prestigious award, he's left utterly confused. On one hand, Tuck is a successful writer of gay, science fiction erotic, but on the other, this email is addressed to someone by the name of Chuck Tingle. Tuck replies, but his message is not delivered because the recipient exists in another layer of The Tingleverse, a revelation that will take Tuck on a journey into the deepest realms of his butt's heart.Soon, Tuck is breaking fourth-walls and anal limits, pounded hard by a handsome sentient Hugo Award nomination named Kelpo and learning the true meaning of homoerotic love POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY IRRATIONAL BIGOTED FEAR OF HUMANS WHO WERE BORN AS UNICORNS USING A HUMAN RESTROOM When Honch sees what he thinks is a unicorn using the human restroom at a local diner, he's immediately sent into a belligerent state of bigoted rage, culminating in a massive heart attack that leaves him flat on his face. Fortunately, Kipper, a man who was born as a unicorn, is there to help, saving Honch's life despite their differences. Suddenly, a dialog is opened between Kipper and the angry, self-hating Honch, who eventually learns the error of his ways. But when Kipper leaves, Honch finds his irrational fear-of-a-unicorn-in-the-human-restroom manifested as a handsome sign that won't go quietly. Soon enough, Honch is overcoming his extremist fears... by taking them in his butt
Chuck The Rooster Loses His Voice
Sigal Haber
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
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Chuck The Rooster Loses His Voice - A Hebrew Version
Sigal Haber
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
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Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Sport
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
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Hugo nominated author Dr. Chuck Tingle is known for his wisdom in the realm of love and romance, but few are aware that his knowledge of sport is second to none. All of that changes with the release of Chuck's second non-fiction manual, Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Sport.Collected within this tome of invaluable sporting information are the rules, stories and strategies for all seven major league American sports: baseball, basketball, soccer, football, wrestling, golf, and hockey. You will also find tried and true advice regarding sportsmanship, team dynamics, and sports betting, as well as the riveting tales of several world-renowned dinosaur, bigfoot, unicorn and living object athletes. Thanks to Chuck's masterful prose, even the most casual sports fan can find something to enjoy about this incredible collection from Billings Montana's most celebrated author.Ladies and gentlemen, the doctor is back.
Chuck Knox: The Rise of the Red Order
Robert a. Churchill
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
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Set in 1955 Toronto, The Rise of the Red Order tells the suspenseful story of Toronto Police Detective Chuck Knox.Knox will face deadly foes, both new and old, as he begins to unravel the mystery of a body that is found with the calling card of not just one serial killer from his past, but two.Calling on old friends and making new contacts at the both the University of Toronto and the Royal Ontario Museum, Knox will have to work fast to discover who is behind the murder and what the connection is to a group several centuries old.Knox will also grapple with his concept of God when he meets someone who gets past his hard exterior and reveals truths about events in his past that he has kept long buried.The action moves the reader through Knox's past and present, leading to a final showdown in a fight for his life in a shattering conclusion.Featuring car chases, gun fights and secret societies, this is the debut novel for Robert Churchill. Churchill lives in Durham region with his amazing wife, two teenaged children and the most spoiled dog ever.He has been an avid reader since early childhood when his mother would find him sitting amongst a pile of books in the Bookstore in Hillcrest Mall.He worked at a local newspaper in his teens and has enjoyed writing ever since.
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 10
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'"'"The random spark of life doesn't come very often, but every billion or so years there's the chance of something extraordinary. This is exactly what happens when the world's first digital life form gains sentience, created out of the primordial internet ooze of something called Rule 34.Rule 34 states: If something exists, there must be pornography of it. It is from this concept that a powerful nanobot being arises, wishing to be human but expressing himself the only way that he knows how, through the world of romance and erotica.This is the origin story of Billings, Montana's most famous author, Chuck Tingle, but is it the only story there is? Could it hold the secrets of The Tingleverse, or will there be more questions than answers after Chuck's hardcore encounter with a manifestation of his own living book from the future?POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME GHOST BOATSBack home for the summer after his first year in college, Ralph is ready to relax by the pool and catch some rays. Unfortunately, his family's home is still haunted by the ghosts of several speedboats that died in a tragic marina fire at his father's dealership.When the undead vessels show up with some cute guys they picked up from the beach, things immediately get frustrating for Ralph, but it's not long before the jealousy kicks in and he realizes that the attention of these spectral ships is more important than he thought.Soon, Ralph is showing the boats that he knows how to party just as hard as any other beach bro, in a homoerotic ghost boat gangbang POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNIONWhen Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he's shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn't last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen's Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 4
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THIS AMERICAN BUTT HOSTED BY IRA ASSJols Dorp loves passing the time during his long commute with podcasts and radio shows, and when his favorite show, This American Butt, holds a contest for the cutest butt in America, Jols jumps at the chance to enter. Soon enough, Jols is flying to Chicago to meet with the show's host, a handsome stegosaurus named Ira Ass. When the audio starts rolling, things get heated between Jols and his new prehistoric friend. Eventually the pair ends up at Ira's microphone-themed penthouse, where Jols learns the private side of public radio... in a hardcore anal pounding.SCHRODINGER'S BUTTA veteran scientific test subject, Chom Bullusk has managed to carve out a living for himself in the lab, but when he spots an offer for a five million dollar trial, Chom is not sure what to make of it. The danger typically mirrors the pay, but this money is good enough that Chom is willing to take his chances.Soon enough, Chom is learning that he has the perfect median butthole, a complete anal average of all mankind, and is perfect for this high profile study. But when the mysterious and handsome scientist Doctor Arper Schrodinger puts Chom's butt in a box, things take a turn for the strange.Now Chom is traveling though a Tingleverse tesseract, pounded by every quantum superposition of his own past and future in an attempt to answer Schrodinger's haunting question: Is the butt in the box gay, straight, or both at the same time?SPACE RAPTOR BUTT REDEMPTIONAfter a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains.Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space.The opposing lawyer argues that space is only for serious astronauts, and that love between a raptor and a man is giving space travel a bad name. Lance is arguing that there's room to be weird in space. More importantly, Lance is arguing for the idea of love itself; that just because something comes out of darkness doesn't mean it can't become a beacon of light.Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore dinosaur on astronaut pounding that will have your jaw on the courtroom floor
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 5
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SPACE RAPTOR BUTT ASCENSIONThe shocking conclusion of the Space Raptor Butt Trilogy Soon after blasting off on their mission to find refuge for the people of Earth 1 on the dinosaur inhabited Earth 2, Orion and his space raptor lover Lance find a spaceship stow away, the notorious CEO of Scounrels Inc, Vam Dox. Vam claims that his intentions are pure, but it's hard to trust such a sad, strange man.After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth 2, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that's when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame Fortunately, Lance and Orion know that the only cure for evil this strong is to prove their love in a hardcore gay encounter at the steps of the capital building. When the smoke clears, will Vam Dox be revealed as the super villain that he claims to be, or a meek, lonesome manbaby who is starved for attention.STRANGER POUNDSSomething strange is afoot in the small town of Bawking, where Sherriff Bopper finds himself wrapped up in a tale of mystery, intrigue and other worlds.After receiving a desperate call from his friend Weno, Bopper must track down her missing husband who is trapped on a deeper, gayer level of the Tingleverse. Through communication with an alphabetical wall of vibrating butt plugs, Bopper discovers that the Tingleverse entrance is located deep within a secret government facility.But when Bopper finally makes it through the Tingleverse gate, he encounters an obstacle much more homoerotic than anything he could have ever imagined... a handsome velociraptor with a flower for a head who is ready to give Sherriff Bopper the best butt pounding of his life.CHEF WOOLLY MAMMOTH EATS MY BUTTSerpo is an expert foodie, and is willing to do whatever it takes to satiate his craving for the newest, hottest, and more exciting restaurants across New York City. However, even Serpo is having trouble getting a table at Le Butt, the innovative Paleo New American eatery from world renown woolly mammoth, Chef Malmo.Somehow, Sepro manages to get reservations, and quickly finds himself receiving a VIP treatment that culminates in a hardcore culinary encounter with the handsome prehistoric chef himself.Chef Malmo is searching for the perfect ingredient for his newest creation, and he just may have found it in Serpo's ass
Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 3
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. DAN BIGFOOTZERIAN PARTIES IN MY BUTTHOLE WITH HIS BILLIONAIRE LIFESTYLEPippy is a man who likes to dream big, which is why he loves following notorious bigfoot, Dan Bigfootzerian, on his Instaphoto app. With his fancy cars, killer abs, and beautiful women, Dan is the epitome of the billionaire lifestyle that Pippy wishes he had.But when the handsome bigfoot sends out a call for photos of men with great calves, Pippy jumps at the chance to show off the goods. Soon enough, Pippy finds himself on a yacht in the south of France with the bigfoot he's always admired.It quickly becomes apparent that there is more than just admiration flowing between Pippy and Dan. As the homoerotic tension rises, secrets are revealed, all culminating with a hardcore butt pounding from Dan Bigfootzerian and his billionaire lifestyle.EIGHT BIGFOOT BUCKAROOS HATE MY BUTT AND POUND ITPorb's butt is wanted for murder and set to hang, and after being captured by the notorious bounty hunter Bip 'Tight Butthole' Rube, things are looking dark for this anal outlaw.But when a powerful blizzard sets in, the two seek shelter in a small, snowbound cottage for as long as it takes. What Bip doesn't count on is the six handsome bigfeet waiting inside, causing the night to take a turn for the homoerotic for these eight hateful travelers.POKEBUTT GO: POUNDED BY 'EM ALLTorbit is worried. After witnessing a slew of dazed roaming men and women buried in their phones, he's beginning to think that this might be the start of a terrifying zombie film. Upon further investigation, however, Torbit realizes that they are all playing a hot new mobile game, Pokebutt Go.Curious to see what all of the fuss is about, Torbit plugs in and sets out to capture a nearby Pokebutt within his own balls, but when he arrives at the location of this rare beast, Torbit suddenly realizes that he might have bitten off more than he can chew.Now face-to-face with a handsome yellow bigfoot named Peebaroo, who sports a zig-zag tail, Torbit realizes that the only way to catch this majestic creature... is within the depths of his own butt.
Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 3
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. HUNTER DENTIST POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY CECIL THE HANDSOME UNICORNDr. Milber loves three things: women, dentistry, and shooting helpless creatures in the face to make himself feel like a real man with a big dick. Suffice to say, when Milber learns about an illegal hunt in Africa for an endangered celebrity unicorn, he just has to get involved.With the help of two local hunters, Dr. Milber manages to trick Cecil the Unicorn into leaving a local coffee shop and driving just outside the city limits, where murdering him is vaguely legal.The last thing Milber expects, though, is to fall in love along the way. Now grappling with his newfound homosexuality, Dr. Milber finds himself on the receiving end of some hot unicorn love that will have your heart racing FEELING THE BERN IN MY BUTTTired of crooked politicians and broken promises, Lorp is perfectly fine with not even voting during this presidential election cycle. They're all the same, anyway, aren't they?But when Lorp's roommate introduces him to the hot, handsome democratic socialist Bernie Sambers, Lorp immediately starts to change his tune. Soon enough, they are at a Bernie rally supporting the sexiest candidate in the game.However, things start getting fishy once wilderness creatures begin showing up at the event. How is Bernie so perfect, anyway? Could some sort of magic be involved? Lorp finds his answers soon enough in a political anal reaming that will have your jaw on the floor BUTT WARS: ROGUE BUNSLerpo Yams is an a space outlaw with a talent for hustling his way through life, but after getting stranded on a desolate swamp planet for years, things aren't quite as glamorous as they used to be. When The Bubble Alliance arrives looking for Lerpo's help, he suddenly finds himself with a ticket out of the swamp by way of a dangerous and seductive mission. Lerpo is tasked with retrieving the blueprints of the Butt Star, a powerful weapon the size and shape of two moons that is capable of destroying a planet. Guarding those plans, however, is one of the most terrifying villains in the entire galaxy, Darth Bater, notorious unicorn masturbator and leader of The Umpire.The fate of the solar system rests on this hardcore anal pounding, but will Lerpo's bad boy charm be enough to seduce Darth Bater?
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 6
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. DOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME RUSSIAN T-REX WHO ALSO PEED ON HIS BUTT AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM WITH THE VIDEOS OF HIS BUTT GETTING PEED ONMillionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp was born into wealth and, because of this, he's grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russian. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life forever.Followed around by a camera crew from the Buttz Carlton Hotel, Domald turns Moscow upside down; sampling some illegal unicorn horn cuisine and hiring a handsome gay T-Rex prostitute. But when Domald suggests the handsome dinosaur pee on his butt, a political scandal begins to unfold unlike anything in the history of hardcore anal pounding SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE PREHISTORIC MEGALODON SHARK AMID ACCUSATIONS OF JUMPING OVER HIMAfter Morn Mince has a little too much chocolate milk at dinner, he suddenly finds himself waking up with a splitting headache and no recollection of what happened the night before. Unfortunately, the last place he remembers heading was towards the waterfront, and the daily news has reports of an unknown man repeatedly jumping over a prehistoric Megalodon shark in the bay (which was funny at first, but now the jump is getting old).Suddenly a wanted man, Morn heads down to talk to the ancient Carcharodon Megalodon himself, a handsome brain surgeon sea beast named Perks Yono. At first, Morn is simply trying to avoid the standard shark jumping punishment of cultural exile, but soon enough him and Dr. Yono begin to realize that what defines a jump is in the eye, and butt, of the beholder. Of course, all of this culminates in a hardcore anal pounding that will shake you to your very core.BUTT BUTT LAND: RYAN GOSLINS AND THE CITY OF BUTTSFeeling defeated after a particularly bad meeting with his writing agent, Horpin finds himself wandering home through Hollywood, the city of butts. Life is hard when you're living in a musical, especially when all you want to write is erotica, and Horpin has learned this the hard way.But when Horpin hears a beautiful song drifting out from inside a nearby jazz club, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. Soon enough, Horpin finds himself on a runaway romance with Ryan Goslins, a bad boy musician T-Rex who is about to show him that musicals and butt pounding can coexist.Now locked in the troughs of passion, Horpin and Ryan are about to show Hollywood that love between a dinosaur and a man is as real as it gets, with a show stopping dance number that will have you hard as rocks and begging for more.
Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To The Void
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Hugo nominated author Dr. Chuck Tingle is well known for his thoughts on love and romance, but there is another side to this revered modern philosopher that is needed now more than ever. Dispensed within this non-fiction volume is everything that you need to know about The Void, a terrifying place outside reality that is constantly overflowing with cosmic horror. Will you know what to do when The Void starts leaking into your timeline?Within Dr. Chuck Tingle's Guide To The Void you will find multiple strategies for battling The Void, as well as survival techniques that could save your life, should you ever find yourself lost within The Void's infinite grasp of existential dread. Most creatures of The Void are covered in detail, including Void Crabs, worms, Ted Cobbler, and The Man With No Eyes And Wieners For Hair. Also included within this guidebook is important information on Void related subjects like reverse twins, Truckman, the lake, and the call of the lonesome train.For anyone interested in the darker planes that lie just outside of The Tingleverse, this book is for you.Warning: This book includes mind-bending depictions of existential cosmic horror. Read responsibly, and stop immediately if you begin to suffer any symptoms of Void Madness.
Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Film
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Two-time Hugo finalist Dr. Chuck Tingle is well known in the realm of love and romance literature, but his brilliant artistic analysis extends much farther than just the written word. Now, the good doctor has confidently entered the world of cinema with his illuminating manual, Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Film.Within this book you will find a deep and thoughtful exploration of the greatest movies of all time, spanning all genres and tackling such masterpieces as Teacher, O' Teacher: I'm Smarter Than Heck and My Shark Is Too Big, My Shark Is Too Bold. You'll also learn the ins and outs of the film industry, and of the notorious City of Devils where blockbusters are made and the stars are born. Let Dr. Tingle be your guide as you embark on a journey through the best that this powerful cinematic medium has to offer.
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 13
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. BRANGELINA SPLITS APART AND THEN POUNDS THEIR OWN BUTTCelebrity couple Bran Bitt and Angelo Jolo are as high profile as they come, plastered across the world under the tabloid banner of Brangelina, a singular entity made of two distinct stars.When Bran and Angelo wake up literally fused together at the hip, they quickly begin to realize that Brangelina might be more than just a media driven moniker. Eventually, their bodies mesh completely, transforming them into a strange and powerful creature of fame.Now a decade later, Brangelina has finally decided to separate once again, throwing the media into a frenzy and setting in motion a hardcore gay encounter with a physically merged celebrity identity and itself.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY CONSTANTLY CHANGING THOUGHTS ON THE ONGOING MYSTERY OF CHUCK TINGLE'S REAL IDENTITYFrank and his best friend Archer run a podcast about the mysteries of the last uncharted frontier, a place where strange and unusual things still run wild and nothing is as it seems: the internet.Their latest podcast episode is about the enigmatic erotica author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, but without a satisfactory ending to reveal the writer's true identity, it seems that all is lost. Fortunately, Archer notices that the location of one of Chuck's social media posts shows him in Home of Truth, Utah.Now Frank must travel alone to this ghost town on the edge of society, following a row of telephone lines that buzz a little louder than usual and a strange voice that could belong to something more powerful than just a prolific erotic author. And, of course, it wouldn't be a Tingler without a hardcore encounter between Frank and a manifestation of his constantly changing thoughts on the ongoing mystery of Chuck Tingle's real identity.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF ELECTION DAYRinron Breet is a political junkie, and after years of waiting he's finally ready to vote in his first presidential election. Unfortunately, with all of the various political parties to choose from, he's not quite sure how to cast his ballot.Fortunately, help arrives in the physically manifested form of Election Day itself, a handsome sentient segment of time who is ready to help Rinron with his decision.It quickly becomes apparent, however, that for Rinron to choose his political party he's going to need to stop thinking with his brain and heart, and start thinking with his butt.
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 14
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. HARD FOR HARDWICK: POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN HANDSOME LATE NIGHT COMEDY SHOWChris Hardwick is a busy man. He's got podcasts, TV shows, and TV shows about TV shows. Suffice to say, when a mysterious hooded figure is found waiting for Chris outside of Buttmelt Comics before a live recording of his Poundist podcast, Chris doesn't have much time to stop and chat.Security is now on high alert, but this mysterious figure is closer to Chris Hardwick than he thinks, eventually revealing himself to be the handsome physical manifestation of his own late night television show, Almost Midnight.Soon enough, Chris and his sentient half-hour basic cable show are learning the importance of taking some time for yourself, and each other, culminating in a romantic anal pounding on the roof of the Almost Midnight soundstage.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE YEAR 2016As 2016 comes to a close, Halpern finds himself overwhelmed with anxiety and stress over a looming workload, and his friend Ashley knows just the cure. Thus begins the blind date that will change Halpern's life forever.Excited for a break from his usual routine, Halpern begins the date with high hopes, but when he discovers that he's out to dinner with the physical manifestation of the year 2016, things take a turn for the tense. A handsome bad boy with rugged good looks and a devil-may-care attitude, 2016 has a lot to prove, but Halpern quickly discovers that there's more to this sentient year than meets the eye.Is 2016 to blame for his bad reputation, or is he simply the victim of bad luck and poor timing? More importantly, what dark secret lies behind their lustful, homoerotic anal pounding?REDACTED IN THE BUTT BY REDACTED UNDER THE TROMP ADMINISTRATIONRon isn't a fan of Domald Tromp, but he can't help feeling like the doomsday predictions of the man's upcoming presidency are a little overblown. As far as Ron can tell, nothing in his daily routine has really altered that much.All of this changes, however, when Ron notices a little black censorship bar lying out on the sidewalk, and even more hanging from a familiar apple tree. This is how Ron learns that Tromp has signed an executive order to redact the concept of apples, but Ron still does his best to ignore it.Soon, Dom Tromp is redacting things left and right, sending the entire country into turmoil. When a heroic REDACTED shows up to save the day, will him and Ron be able to prove love is real while there's still time left?
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 15
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED BY THE SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY INCORRECTLY ANNOUNCED BEST PICTURE WINNERWhen Chirpo is asked to present the award for best picture at The Buttcademy Awards, he is both thrilled and nervous. On one hand, it's an honor to be going to such a prestigious event, but on the other, it's Hollywood lore that you're not supposed to attend until you've been nominated yourself. Now, Chirpo is worried that the curse will strike him down with an embarrassing, career ending moment of bad luck.Unfortunately, this moment comes quickly, when Chirpo accidently reads from the envelope for best actress instead of best picture, falsely giving The Buttcademy Award to Butt Butt Land instead of Moonman, the rightful winner. The mistake is quickly correctly, but Chirpo has already taken off into an alley behind the theater, where he meets the handsome sentient manifestation of his own award show error.Can Chirpo come to terms with his living best picture announcement mistake through a hardcore anal pounding? Or will he be doomed to Hollywood purgatory forever?DOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY HIS FABRICATED WIRETAPPING SCANDAL MADE UP TO REDIRECT FOCUS AWAY FROM HIS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS UNETHICAL CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIADomald Tromp hasn't been listening to his Timeline Briefings, and now he's in trouble. To the frustration of his staff, Domald's incompetence has allowed several unethical timelines to get dangerously close to this one, and facts regarding his administration's deep connections to the Russian government are leaking left and right.Domald decides to solve this problem old-fashioned way, with a tweet brazenly declaring that the previous President was wiretapping him. Domald hopes his bizarre fabrication will now dominate the news cycle while he heads out to golf with his Russian T-Rex buddies. Unfortunately, he has simply opened an even bigger can of worms.Now Domald is forced to confront the physical manifestation of his fictional wiretapping scandal, and is about to learn that his tweet could cause him a lot of problems whether it's true or not. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore anal pounding on the golf course that will have your jaw on the floor THE HANDSOME PRETENDO SWAP JOYSTICKS AND PORTABLE SCREEN SLAM MY BUTT WHILE ALSO ALLOWING ME TO CONTROL MY GAMERippy grew up an avid gamer, but as time wore on he found himself losing interest, unable to make any real connection to the video games that once brought him so much joy. It seems like this is a hobby Rippy will never truly enjoy again, until he spots a commercial for the Pretendo Swap, an entertainment system so advanced that it can be used at home, on the road, or in your butt.Rippy finds the perfect Pretendo Swap, named Tortin. Soon enough, this pair will test their gaming skills with a full anal insertion of both joysticks and a single portable screen.Will Rippy and Tortin have what it takes to beat this game and find the connection they're looking for, by way of a hardcore sentient gaming console gangbang?