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Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 5
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SPACE RAPTOR BUTT ASCENSIONThe shocking conclusion of the Space Raptor Butt Trilogy Soon after blasting off on their mission to find refuge for the people of Earth 1 on the dinosaur inhabited Earth 2, Orion and his space raptor lover Lance find a spaceship stow away, the notorious CEO of Scounrels Inc, Vam Dox. Vam claims that his intentions are pure, but it's hard to trust such a sad, strange man.After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth 2, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that's when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame Fortunately, Lance and Orion know that the only cure for evil this strong is to prove their love in a hardcore gay encounter at the steps of the capital building. When the smoke clears, will Vam Dox be revealed as the super villain that he claims to be, or a meek, lonesome manbaby who is starved for attention.STRANGER POUNDSSomething strange is afoot in the small town of Bawking, where Sherriff Bopper finds himself wrapped up in a tale of mystery, intrigue and other worlds.After receiving a desperate call from his friend Weno, Bopper must track down her missing husband who is trapped on a deeper, gayer level of the Tingleverse. Through communication with an alphabetical wall of vibrating butt plugs, Bopper discovers that the Tingleverse entrance is located deep within a secret government facility.But when Bopper finally makes it through the Tingleverse gate, he encounters an obstacle much more homoerotic than anything he could have ever imagined... a handsome velociraptor with a flower for a head who is ready to give Sherriff Bopper the best butt pounding of his life.CHEF WOOLLY MAMMOTH EATS MY BUTTSerpo is an expert foodie, and is willing to do whatever it takes to satiate his craving for the newest, hottest, and more exciting restaurants across New York City. However, even Serpo is having trouble getting a table at Le Butt, the innovative Paleo New American eatery from world renown woolly mammoth, Chef Malmo.Somehow, Sepro manages to get reservations, and quickly finds himself receiving a VIP treatment that culminates in a hardcore culinary encounter with the handsome prehistoric chef himself.Chef Malmo is searching for the perfect ingredient for his newest creation, and he just may have found it in Serpo's ass
Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 3
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. DAN BIGFOOTZERIAN PARTIES IN MY BUTTHOLE WITH HIS BILLIONAIRE LIFESTYLEPippy is a man who likes to dream big, which is why he loves following notorious bigfoot, Dan Bigfootzerian, on his Instaphoto app. With his fancy cars, killer abs, and beautiful women, Dan is the epitome of the billionaire lifestyle that Pippy wishes he had.But when the handsome bigfoot sends out a call for photos of men with great calves, Pippy jumps at the chance to show off the goods. Soon enough, Pippy finds himself on a yacht in the south of France with the bigfoot he's always admired.It quickly becomes apparent that there is more than just admiration flowing between Pippy and Dan. As the homoerotic tension rises, secrets are revealed, all culminating with a hardcore butt pounding from Dan Bigfootzerian and his billionaire lifestyle.EIGHT BIGFOOT BUCKAROOS HATE MY BUTT AND POUND ITPorb's butt is wanted for murder and set to hang, and after being captured by the notorious bounty hunter Bip 'Tight Butthole' Rube, things are looking dark for this anal outlaw.But when a powerful blizzard sets in, the two seek shelter in a small, snowbound cottage for as long as it takes. What Bip doesn't count on is the six handsome bigfeet waiting inside, causing the night to take a turn for the homoerotic for these eight hateful travelers.POKEBUTT GO: POUNDED BY 'EM ALLTorbit is worried. After witnessing a slew of dazed roaming men and women buried in their phones, he's beginning to think that this might be the start of a terrifying zombie film. Upon further investigation, however, Torbit realizes that they are all playing a hot new mobile game, Pokebutt Go.Curious to see what all of the fuss is about, Torbit plugs in and sets out to capture a nearby Pokebutt within his own balls, but when he arrives at the location of this rare beast, Torbit suddenly realizes that he might have bitten off more than he can chew.Now face-to-face with a handsome yellow bigfoot named Peebaroo, who sports a zig-zag tail, Torbit realizes that the only way to catch this majestic creature... is within the depths of his own butt.
Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 3
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. HUNTER DENTIST POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY CECIL THE HANDSOME UNICORNDr. Milber loves three things: women, dentistry, and shooting helpless creatures in the face to make himself feel like a real man with a big dick. Suffice to say, when Milber learns about an illegal hunt in Africa for an endangered celebrity unicorn, he just has to get involved.With the help of two local hunters, Dr. Milber manages to trick Cecil the Unicorn into leaving a local coffee shop and driving just outside the city limits, where murdering him is vaguely legal.The last thing Milber expects, though, is to fall in love along the way. Now grappling with his newfound homosexuality, Dr. Milber finds himself on the receiving end of some hot unicorn love that will have your heart racing FEELING THE BERN IN MY BUTTTired of crooked politicians and broken promises, Lorp is perfectly fine with not even voting during this presidential election cycle. They're all the same, anyway, aren't they?But when Lorp's roommate introduces him to the hot, handsome democratic socialist Bernie Sambers, Lorp immediately starts to change his tune. Soon enough, they are at a Bernie rally supporting the sexiest candidate in the game.However, things start getting fishy once wilderness creatures begin showing up at the event. How is Bernie so perfect, anyway? Could some sort of magic be involved? Lorp finds his answers soon enough in a political anal reaming that will have your jaw on the floor BUTT WARS: ROGUE BUNSLerpo Yams is an a space outlaw with a talent for hustling his way through life, but after getting stranded on a desolate swamp planet for years, things aren't quite as glamorous as they used to be. When The Bubble Alliance arrives looking for Lerpo's help, he suddenly finds himself with a ticket out of the swamp by way of a dangerous and seductive mission. Lerpo is tasked with retrieving the blueprints of the Butt Star, a powerful weapon the size and shape of two moons that is capable of destroying a planet. Guarding those plans, however, is one of the most terrifying villains in the entire galaxy, Darth Bater, notorious unicorn masturbator and leader of The Umpire.The fate of the solar system rests on this hardcore anal pounding, but will Lerpo's bad boy charm be enough to seduce Darth Bater?
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 6
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. DOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME RUSSIAN T-REX WHO ALSO PEED ON HIS BUTT AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM WITH THE VIDEOS OF HIS BUTT GETTING PEED ONMillionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp was born into wealth and, because of this, he's grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russian. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life forever.Followed around by a camera crew from the Buttz Carlton Hotel, Domald turns Moscow upside down; sampling some illegal unicorn horn cuisine and hiring a handsome gay T-Rex prostitute. But when Domald suggests the handsome dinosaur pee on his butt, a political scandal begins to unfold unlike anything in the history of hardcore anal pounding SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE PREHISTORIC MEGALODON SHARK AMID ACCUSATIONS OF JUMPING OVER HIMAfter Morn Mince has a little too much chocolate milk at dinner, he suddenly finds himself waking up with a splitting headache and no recollection of what happened the night before. Unfortunately, the last place he remembers heading was towards the waterfront, and the daily news has reports of an unknown man repeatedly jumping over a prehistoric Megalodon shark in the bay (which was funny at first, but now the jump is getting old).Suddenly a wanted man, Morn heads down to talk to the ancient Carcharodon Megalodon himself, a handsome brain surgeon sea beast named Perks Yono. At first, Morn is simply trying to avoid the standard shark jumping punishment of cultural exile, but soon enough him and Dr. Yono begin to realize that what defines a jump is in the eye, and butt, of the beholder. Of course, all of this culminates in a hardcore anal pounding that will shake you to your very core.BUTT BUTT LAND: RYAN GOSLINS AND THE CITY OF BUTTSFeeling defeated after a particularly bad meeting with his writing agent, Horpin finds himself wandering home through Hollywood, the city of butts. Life is hard when you're living in a musical, especially when all you want to write is erotica, and Horpin has learned this the hard way.But when Horpin hears a beautiful song drifting out from inside a nearby jazz club, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. Soon enough, Horpin finds himself on a runaway romance with Ryan Goslins, a bad boy musician T-Rex who is about to show him that musicals and butt pounding can coexist.Now locked in the troughs of passion, Horpin and Ryan are about to show Hollywood that love between a dinosaur and a man is as real as it gets, with a show stopping dance number that will have you hard as rocks and begging for more.
Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To The Void
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Hugo nominated author Dr. Chuck Tingle is well known for his thoughts on love and romance, but there is another side to this revered modern philosopher that is needed now more than ever. Dispensed within this non-fiction volume is everything that you need to know about The Void, a terrifying place outside reality that is constantly overflowing with cosmic horror. Will you know what to do when The Void starts leaking into your timeline?Within Dr. Chuck Tingle's Guide To The Void you will find multiple strategies for battling The Void, as well as survival techniques that could save your life, should you ever find yourself lost within The Void's infinite grasp of existential dread. Most creatures of The Void are covered in detail, including Void Crabs, worms, Ted Cobbler, and The Man With No Eyes And Wieners For Hair. Also included within this guidebook is important information on Void related subjects like reverse twins, Truckman, the lake, and the call of the lonesome train.For anyone interested in the darker planes that lie just outside of The Tingleverse, this book is for you.Warning: This book includes mind-bending depictions of existential cosmic horror. Read responsibly, and stop immediately if you begin to suffer any symptoms of Void Madness.
Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Film
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Two-time Hugo finalist Dr. Chuck Tingle is well known in the realm of love and romance literature, but his brilliant artistic analysis extends much farther than just the written word. Now, the good doctor has confidently entered the world of cinema with his illuminating manual, Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Film.Within this book you will find a deep and thoughtful exploration of the greatest movies of all time, spanning all genres and tackling such masterpieces as Teacher, O' Teacher: I'm Smarter Than Heck and My Shark Is Too Big, My Shark Is Too Bold. You'll also learn the ins and outs of the film industry, and of the notorious City of Devils where blockbusters are made and the stars are born. Let Dr. Tingle be your guide as you embark on a journey through the best that this powerful cinematic medium has to offer.
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 13
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. BRANGELINA SPLITS APART AND THEN POUNDS THEIR OWN BUTTCelebrity couple Bran Bitt and Angelo Jolo are as high profile as they come, plastered across the world under the tabloid banner of Brangelina, a singular entity made of two distinct stars.When Bran and Angelo wake up literally fused together at the hip, they quickly begin to realize that Brangelina might be more than just a media driven moniker. Eventually, their bodies mesh completely, transforming them into a strange and powerful creature of fame.Now a decade later, Brangelina has finally decided to separate once again, throwing the media into a frenzy and setting in motion a hardcore gay encounter with a physically merged celebrity identity and itself.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY CONSTANTLY CHANGING THOUGHTS ON THE ONGOING MYSTERY OF CHUCK TINGLE'S REAL IDENTITYFrank and his best friend Archer run a podcast about the mysteries of the last uncharted frontier, a place where strange and unusual things still run wild and nothing is as it seems: the internet.Their latest podcast episode is about the enigmatic erotica author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, but without a satisfactory ending to reveal the writer's true identity, it seems that all is lost. Fortunately, Archer notices that the location of one of Chuck's social media posts shows him in Home of Truth, Utah.Now Frank must travel alone to this ghost town on the edge of society, following a row of telephone lines that buzz a little louder than usual and a strange voice that could belong to something more powerful than just a prolific erotic author. And, of course, it wouldn't be a Tingler without a hardcore encounter between Frank and a manifestation of his constantly changing thoughts on the ongoing mystery of Chuck Tingle's real identity.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF ELECTION DAYRinron Breet is a political junkie, and after years of waiting he's finally ready to vote in his first presidential election. Unfortunately, with all of the various political parties to choose from, he's not quite sure how to cast his ballot.Fortunately, help arrives in the physically manifested form of Election Day itself, a handsome sentient segment of time who is ready to help Rinron with his decision.It quickly becomes apparent, however, that for Rinron to choose his political party he's going to need to stop thinking with his brain and heart, and start thinking with his butt.
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 14
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. HARD FOR HARDWICK: POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN HANDSOME LATE NIGHT COMEDY SHOWChris Hardwick is a busy man. He's got podcasts, TV shows, and TV shows about TV shows. Suffice to say, when a mysterious hooded figure is found waiting for Chris outside of Buttmelt Comics before a live recording of his Poundist podcast, Chris doesn't have much time to stop and chat.Security is now on high alert, but this mysterious figure is closer to Chris Hardwick than he thinks, eventually revealing himself to be the handsome physical manifestation of his own late night television show, Almost Midnight.Soon enough, Chris and his sentient half-hour basic cable show are learning the importance of taking some time for yourself, and each other, culminating in a romantic anal pounding on the roof of the Almost Midnight soundstage.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE YEAR 2016As 2016 comes to a close, Halpern finds himself overwhelmed with anxiety and stress over a looming workload, and his friend Ashley knows just the cure. Thus begins the blind date that will change Halpern's life forever.Excited for a break from his usual routine, Halpern begins the date with high hopes, but when he discovers that he's out to dinner with the physical manifestation of the year 2016, things take a turn for the tense. A handsome bad boy with rugged good looks and a devil-may-care attitude, 2016 has a lot to prove, but Halpern quickly discovers that there's more to this sentient year than meets the eye.Is 2016 to blame for his bad reputation, or is he simply the victim of bad luck and poor timing? More importantly, what dark secret lies behind their lustful, homoerotic anal pounding?REDACTED IN THE BUTT BY REDACTED UNDER THE TROMP ADMINISTRATIONRon isn't a fan of Domald Tromp, but he can't help feeling like the doomsday predictions of the man's upcoming presidency are a little overblown. As far as Ron can tell, nothing in his daily routine has really altered that much.All of this changes, however, when Ron notices a little black censorship bar lying out on the sidewalk, and even more hanging from a familiar apple tree. This is how Ron learns that Tromp has signed an executive order to redact the concept of apples, but Ron still does his best to ignore it.Soon, Dom Tromp is redacting things left and right, sending the entire country into turmoil. When a heroic REDACTED shows up to save the day, will him and Ron be able to prove love is real while there's still time left?
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 15
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED BY THE SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY INCORRECTLY ANNOUNCED BEST PICTURE WINNERWhen Chirpo is asked to present the award for best picture at The Buttcademy Awards, he is both thrilled and nervous. On one hand, it's an honor to be going to such a prestigious event, but on the other, it's Hollywood lore that you're not supposed to attend until you've been nominated yourself. Now, Chirpo is worried that the curse will strike him down with an embarrassing, career ending moment of bad luck.Unfortunately, this moment comes quickly, when Chirpo accidently reads from the envelope for best actress instead of best picture, falsely giving The Buttcademy Award to Butt Butt Land instead of Moonman, the rightful winner. The mistake is quickly correctly, but Chirpo has already taken off into an alley behind the theater, where he meets the handsome sentient manifestation of his own award show error.Can Chirpo come to terms with his living best picture announcement mistake through a hardcore anal pounding? Or will he be doomed to Hollywood purgatory forever?DOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY HIS FABRICATED WIRETAPPING SCANDAL MADE UP TO REDIRECT FOCUS AWAY FROM HIS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS UNETHICAL CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIADomald Tromp hasn't been listening to his Timeline Briefings, and now he's in trouble. To the frustration of his staff, Domald's incompetence has allowed several unethical timelines to get dangerously close to this one, and facts regarding his administration's deep connections to the Russian government are leaking left and right.Domald decides to solve this problem old-fashioned way, with a tweet brazenly declaring that the previous President was wiretapping him. Domald hopes his bizarre fabrication will now dominate the news cycle while he heads out to golf with his Russian T-Rex buddies. Unfortunately, he has simply opened an even bigger can of worms.Now Domald is forced to confront the physical manifestation of his fictional wiretapping scandal, and is about to learn that his tweet could cause him a lot of problems whether it's true or not. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore anal pounding on the golf course that will have your jaw on the floor THE HANDSOME PRETENDO SWAP JOYSTICKS AND PORTABLE SCREEN SLAM MY BUTT WHILE ALSO ALLOWING ME TO CONTROL MY GAMERippy grew up an avid gamer, but as time wore on he found himself losing interest, unable to make any real connection to the video games that once brought him so much joy. It seems like this is a hobby Rippy will never truly enjoy again, until he spots a commercial for the Pretendo Swap, an entertainment system so advanced that it can be used at home, on the road, or in your butt.Rippy finds the perfect Pretendo Swap, named Tortin. Soon enough, this pair will test their gaming skills with a full anal insertion of both joysticks and a single portable screen.Will Rippy and Tortin have what it takes to beat this game and find the connection they're looking for, by way of a hardcore sentient gaming console gangbang?
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 16
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN IGNORANT CLIMATE CHANGE DENIALSorso is an angry man. As the driver of a big ass truck, he can't understand why the liberal media is trying hard to push global warming down his throat, especially when the whole thing is nothing more than a hoax.But the world is changing, and even Sorso's peers are realizing that manmade global warming is more than just a partisan issue, it's a human issue. This drives stubborn Sorso into a rage, but his tantum is stopped short by a speeding car that sends him directly to the hospital.When Sorso realizes that a liberal is responsible for saving his life, he's forced to confront a brand new reality, and must say goodbye to the physical manifestation of his own ignorant environmental opinions, a handsome tree named Yerm who has a taste for hardcore anal poundings.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN SENTIENT REBBIT AMAWorld famous author Chub Tangle is having a hard time promoting his latest book "Slammed In The Butt By My Own Sentient Rebbit AMA." While he'd typically find publicity from the traditional literary outlets, self-publishing competition has gotten much too fierce. Chub needs something that will separate him from the pack.Fortunately, the author's prayers are answered when he receives a phone call from a moderator at Rebbit, who asks if Chub would like to participate in an Ask Me Anything interview where users can submit their own questions online.Chub Tangle jumps at the chance to participate in this exciting and unique promotional opportunity, but when he realizes that his book "Slammed In The Butt By My Own Sentient Rebbit AMA" was written before the phone call, things quickly begin to unravel. Now Chub is meeting with the sentient physical manifestation of his own crowd sourced interview based on a simple binary system of up or down votes, culminating with a hardcore encounter between the author and his handsome Rebbit AMA that could alter The Tingleverse forever.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY SECOND HUGO AWARD NOMINATIONAfter the loss of his first Hugo Award nomination, world famous author Dr. Chuck Tingle has gone into hiding, disappearing into an underground bunker that lies fifty miles beneath his home in Billings, Montana. It's here that Chuck intends to stay for the rest of his days, but approximately one year after the events of the author's tragic Hugo loss, a letter from the awards committee brings him out of hiding once again.Now nominated for his second Hugo Award, Chuck is putting it all on the line by exposing his butt's heart during a preliminary meeting with Forbo, the handsome physical manifestation of his second Hugo Award nomination. Soon these two are testing the limits of The Tingleverse in a hardcore gay encounter that will send them back in time to the tingler that started it all, Space Raptor Butt Invasion.Can Chuck and Forbo prove love is real without collapsing The Tingleverse in an award nominated paradox? Is there a deeper, stranger reason that Space Raptor Butt Invasion lost during the Hugo finals just one year prior? The answers will have you hard as rocks and begging for more
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 17
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. DOMALD TROMP'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF HIS INCRIMINATING TAX RETURNSSomething spooky is happening around The White House, and President Domald Tromp is committed to getting to the bottom of it, so long as it doesn't interfere with any upcoming golf games. It's not just the strange noises, gusts of cold air, or dark shadows roaming the hallways; it's the fact that he can't seem to get rid of his written pledge to release his own tax returns.Obviously, after making numerous unethical deals with the Russian government, Domald is anxious about where this paranormal encounter could be headed, but after a run in with the ghost of his own incriminating tax returns, named Lort, Domald finds himself swept away by the handsome spirit.Now President Tromp is forced to come to terms with his own unethical business practices, while they cum inside him POUNDED IN THE WALLET AND THE BUTT BY THE FAILED FYBER MUSIC FESTIVALGono loves travel and adventure, and there's nothing that satiates these loves like a music festival. The bigger, wilder and more expensive it is, the more Gono just has to be there, which is why he wastes no time getting a two hundred and fifty thousand dollar loan for tickets to the Fyber Music Festival in the Bahamas.Billed as a luxury social media music bonanza, Fyber Fest promises everything from time on a yacht with Dan Bigfootzerian, to the opportunity of blasting diamonds out of a cannon. When Gono arrives in the Bahamas, however, he finds nothing but dilapidated tents and moldy food. The whole thing is a bust.Soon enough, Gono finds himself face to face with the disastrous festival, but he can't help being intoxicated by Fyber's charm. Soon enough, their mutual attraction escalates into a hardcore pounding of Gono's butt... and his wallet.I'M IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTTYeebs is an archeologist of the future who is on the hunt; searching the desert of what was once Daytona Beach for the greatest racetrack in American history after finding a clue on an ancient 8-Eleven soda cup. Unfortunately, Yeebs is coming out empty handed, and the stress is getting to him.Hoping to blow off some steam, Yeebs goes for a walk in the desert, but ends up stumbling into an ancient automotive tomb below the surface. Soon enough, the archeologist is face to face with a handsome mummy racecar named Winky, who will teach him the true meaning of life... and love, in the fast lane.
Dr. Chuck Tingle's Adult Coloring And Activity Book For True Buckaroos
Chuck Tingle
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
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We all know that an active mind keeps a buckaroo healthy and wise. In an effort to keep your butts and brains sharp, I have created this powerful coloring and activity book. Please enjoy these pages specifically designed to unlock your creative potential, and to put a hop in your trot as your navigate this timeline with real buckaroo love. Color this book in a way that is uniquely you, because your way is the most special and important way of all.
Chuck Jones
University Press of Mississippi
2005
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Chuck Jones: Conversations brings to life the legendary Warner Bros. artist who helped shape the history of American animation, defining our impressions of such characters as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote, and Pepé le Pew. These interviews span more than thirty years, beginning with a 1968 conversation in which Jones (1912-2002) shares the spotlight with science fiction giant Ray Bradbury. Throughout, the interviews illustrate the development of Jones's career, including shifts that came after the Warner Bros. animation unit closed in the early 1960s-from the uncertain years of American animation during that decade and the 1970s through the ""rediscovery"" of Jones and Hollywood studio animation during the 1980s and 1990s. Jones candidly discusses his aesthetic sensibilities, providing tips for aspiring animators and describing Warner Bros. animation in its heyday. Jones was an art college graduate who struggled through the Depression, trying to establish himself within the Hollywood industry. In these conversations he emerges as a witty raconteur and a well-read, inspiring advocate for animation art, intent on nurturing future generations of animators. Jones recalls vividly the Golden Age of studio animation from the 1930s to the 1950s, including his connections with the Walt Disney studio and United Productions of America. With pleasure, insight, and depth, he describes his family and early life as well as his post-Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies days. These interviews reveal Jones's struggles as an artist, the many influences upon him, and the creative process that made him famous. This volume contains previously unpublished material along with classic interviews.
The ultimate collection of 1,500 facts about the world's toughest and most awesome man. Finally, the wait is over. The most comprehensive collection of Chuck Norris facts from the "New York Times" bestselling series by Ian Spector is ready to blow your mind. Only the manliest of men will be able to handle this bind-up of "The Truth About Chuck Norris," "Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T," "Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped," "The Last Stand of Chuck Norris," and over one hundred new facts. There is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from these 1,500 facts about the man so powerful we quake when uttering his name: Chuck Norris.
The Best of Chuck Klein...... Is very good indeedHis nostalgic tales of hot-rodding and high-schooling in the '50s are like riding in a cherry 1957 Corvette. Imagine cruising through your favorite old haunts - and nothing has changed. There's the patch of rubber you laid last weekend with your new Goodyears. The radio is playing all your favorite songs by the Everly Brothers and the Four Tops. That's it - a four-barrel, fuel injected time machine. You can almost smell the high-octane fuel, burning rubber and Brylcreem. That's Chuck Klein's writing. He has the gift to take you back to the bleachers of your teen years. But then there is the Chuck Klein that has flashing gumballs on the roof, a wailing siren and a police-pursuit big block V-8. The same guy who evaded the cops while street racing, eventually became one and saw the same picture from the other side of the frame. What's it like for a cop to roll in the dirt, trying to arrest a bigger, stronger man, lose his gun, get shot and shoot back? Klein tells us in gripping, gritty detailThere's another Chuck Klein in an unmarked car - a private detective. And there's the Chuck Klein today, who looks a lot like the old hot-rodder and drives a very nice old El Camino because anything new off the assembly line would be missing an important part - soulBut Chuck Klein is not a Corvette or a cop car. He's a man. By the old-school definition. A guy who can do things. Build a car. Race it. Fix it when it breaks. Take a wild and reckless risk and laugh about it later. Wear a gun. Handle it properly and use it if he has to. He has strong opinions about the way the world should work, based on experience and hard-earned knowledge, not flimsy feelings. All this makes him stand out in a traffic jam of men who are as about as exciting as the cars they drive that look like shiny new appliances with random numbers and letters on the side where it used to say Bel Air, Thunderbird or FuryThere are still plenty of men like that around. But their kind is endangered, like the old pre-muscle cars they used to drive and still love. And very few among that few can tell the story. Chuck Klein can write. He can make a story sing like tires on a wet highway. He can take you around a corner on two wheels, or just cruise slowly through a Big Boy parking lot, circa 1957Take a ride with him. You won't be sorry. from the Foreword, byPeter Bronson, former Cincinnati Enquirer columnist, now contributing editor for Cincy Magazine. March, 2013
Chuck D (Public Enemy, Prophets of Rage, etc.) brings his personal insights and social critiques to the page in fierce, passionate, and evocative visual art and prose Legendary hip-hop artist and social activist Chuck D has used every opportunity in his groundbreaking career to stand up for civil rights. His rap group Public Enemy is widely regarded as a revolutionary act both in terms of its impact on hip-hop and its use of music to impart a message of race and class equality. The band emerged from the late 1970s/early '80s coalescence of rap, punk, and street art into hip-hop music culture on the East Coast. At the time, Chuck D had completed his BFA in graphic design, and while his music career exploded, his passion for visual art never left his heart. In February 2020, he turned his gaze once again to the page, and began to fill three 5 x 8 journals with his written and drawn reflections of a world beginning to unravel. StewDio: The Naphic Grovel ARTrilogy of Chuck D recreates format of his original art, combining three full-color paperback bound books into a beautiful box set. The box set is the inaugural offering from Enemy Books, the new Akashic Books imprinted curated by Chuck D.Spanning the onset of COVID-19 through the first year of the Joe "Bye-Don" administration, Chuck D lends his powerful artistic voice to one of the most tumultuous periods in American history, and puts it in a capsule. Like the neo-expressionist graffiti art of Jean-Michel Basquiat, Chuck D's energetic "Naphic Grovels" marry text with drawings, commenting on contemporary events with the same activist instinct that propelled Public Enemy's "music-with-a-message" reputation. His inventive, Amiri Baraka-esque language and accompanying art is also occasionally used as a tool for introspection, providing unparalleled insight into one of the most important cultural figures of our time.Each journal follows a distinct period in Chuck D's (and America's) life; There's a Poison Goin' On chronicles the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic, from February-April 2020; 45 Days of Red October follow the days leading up to and the aftermath of the historic 2020 election; and Datamber Mindpaper, which focuses on the early days of the Biden administration. No song may be more reflective of 1980s America than Public Enemy's "Fight the Power;" no document may come to capture our COVID era like Chuck D's StewDio.