When Maud's pet rat, Quentin, escapes in the middle of science class, it's the very last straw. While Primrose Towers is full of decorous young ladies, Maud is ungraceful and prefers her pet rat to all other company She never quite fit in with the rest of the students and has been a nuisance one too many times. Maud is transferred from prim and proper Primrose Towers to dark and mysterious Rotwood Middle School--much to the delight of her teacher, classmates, and her perfect twin, Milly--but what is in store for Maud at Rotwood? There is something strange about the students and teachers. Everyone is dressed as if it's Halloween and the school motto is "Because We Scare." Maud learns two very important things on her first day at Rotwood: first, all of the students and teachers are monsters and second, she's finally found a place where she feels like she belongs. While Primrose Academy rejected Maud's differences, Rotwood allows her to embrace them. Even though she's not a monster, Maud must make everyone believe she is in order to stay at Rotwood with her new friends. Monstrous Maud: Big Fright is a great alternative to princess books for middle grade readers. It is full of silliness and monster fun--along with likeable characters and a great twist at the end.
This is an erotic comedy short story about a pensioner who discovers a new lease of life and much pleasure after purchasing an electrical vibrating massager and becoming addicted to how great it feels on her aching back muscles, and then on her other body parts too. She then becomes sexually involved with her best friend and a postman too Maud is seventy-one-years old and hasn't indulged in the pleasures of sexual matters for many years. After her husband Norman passed away and, after pulling a muscle in her back picking up a box of his stuff to give to charity, she's fed up of everything lately. A few weeks later, when relaxing in her comfortable armchair, Doris - her neighbour and good friend - teaches her to use a computer to take her mind off matters. When surfing the internet, Maud sees a mains-powered electrical vibrating massager in an online health and beauty shop and purchases it immediately in order to relieve the pain and tension in her back muscles.She's never used one before and, after plugging it into a power socket in her bedroom, experiencing true intense pleasure for the first time in her life, the massager drops out of her hand and into her lap. Then the real fun begins... Her mind is not only distracted from pining over her husband, her aching back improves dramatically too. Best of all, her life becomes a hell of a lot more enjoyable again A very erotic and funny tale that'll be sure to titillate you no end, pardon the pun.