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Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 23

Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 23

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2018
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LAUNDRY DETERGENT PODGreg is late for the car show, but thanks to some high-octane intensity behind the wheel, he arrives just in time for check in. Unfortunately, his ride is now covered in mud and dirt just hours before the show starts.After hearing about a secret car wash in the hills nearby, Greg visits to find a mysterious, cloaked cleaning expert. It's soon revealed that this enigmatic bad boy is actually a handsome, sentient laundry detergent pod in disguise, hiding out in the hills after people start eating his kind for kicks.Soon enough, Greg and the gorgeous, red and blue cleaning tool find themselves wrapped up in a hardcore affair that is sure to have both of them sparkling clean and covered in suds.TAKEN HOTLY BY MY HANDSOME PHYSICALLY MANIFESTED HOT TAKEHoblio is a hit on social media thanks to his sizzling hot takes on various cultural, political and even personal events, but when he forgets to post online for three whole weeks, his social media presence crumbles.Desperate for a new viral hit, Hoblio visits a mysterious shop with thousands of cataloged hot takes for purchase, eventually finding his way to a box of blistering meta takes. This is where Hoblio meets Fernon Bons, a handsome, physically manifested hot take who immediately sweeps Hoblio off of his feet.Now these two lovers are locked in the heat of passion, but it soon becomes clear that their erotic pairing is even more meta than they could've ever imagined.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF VALENTINE'S DAYGreeves has had plenty of luck in relationships, but when Valentine's Day rolls around he always seems to find himself single and miserable. This year, Greeves isn't gonna take it anymore.Unfortunately, the man's overzealous Valentine's Day boycott gets him fired, but after a chance meeting with the physically manifested holiday itself, things start to look up for Greeves. Valentine's Day is hooking Greeves up on a blind date.When the date doesn't show, Greeves is suddenly left to look inward and learn about himself, and about the true nature of this handsome, sentient holiday. Of course, it wouldn't be a Tingler without this all culminating in a hardcore anal pounding that will take your breath away
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 24

Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 24

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2018
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. MY HANDSOME MOUNTAIN BIKE IS A DOCTOR AND HE POUNDS MY BUTTLurso loves to mountain bike, waking up early and heading into nature for a long, relaxing ride. It's changed his life for the better, but Lurso's friends are growing concerned by the fact that he never bikes with a buddy on these dangerous trails.After a terrible crash, Lurso suddenly finds himself at the bottom of a canyon with a broken leg. It appears that all hope is lost, until Lurso realizes that his handsome living mountain bike is an incredibly skilled doctor.Now Lurso and his sentient bike, named Mart, are working together to survive, which will bring them closer than they ever imagined possible. Soon enough, Mart is so close that he's fully inserted into Lurso's butt RAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF TRAFFIC WHO IS A BAD BOYPeeps Nerbin has a problem with being late, and with only one strike left on his record, Peeps needs to make it into work on time. Unfortunately, Peeps soon finds himself completely stopped on the freeway, with no relief in sight.Now Peeps is taking matters into his own hands, marching to the front of the gridlock and confronting the handsome physical manifestation of traffic face to face. Traffic is a bad boy, so Peeps is prepared for a fight, but what he's not prepared for is the manifested concept's undeniable charisma.Soon enough, Peeps and the living concept of vehicle congestion find themselves wrapped up in an erotic encounter that would stop traffic any day, culminating in a hardcore anal pounding POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY PODCAST "NIGHT VALE PRESENTS POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN PODCAST WITH CHUCK TINGLE"Puck Tangle is the most successful author in Billings, and maybe even the world. With eight Hugo award wins under his belt and over ten years of his hit podcast, Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast, Puck is living large.When the author receives a mysterious phone call from the physical manifestation of his own podcast, however, his world is sent into a tailspin. Soon enough, Puck and the sentient embodiment of Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast are traveling deep into the uncharted corners of the Billings Public Library, unlocking secrets of this universe, and the next.Now Puck has stumbled upon a hidden room stocked full of books by the author Chuck Tingle, causing a recursive storytelling tesseract that throws Puck and his Podcast into a hardcore anal pounding across infinite timelines.
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 25

Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 25

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2018
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. NEWS COMMENTATOR SAM HANNITY POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE FACT THAT HE DIDN'T DISCLOSE HE HAS THE SAME LAWYER AS THE PRESIDENTSam Hannity is the top political commentator for the Fog News Network, a television network committed to fogging the minds of all who watch it. Sam's got it all, but lately it feels like his lies are getting dangerously close to catching up with him.When news breaks that Sam Hannity shares a lawyer with the president he's constantly praising (a connection he never disclosed), his life turns upside down. Soon enough, the handsome physical manifestation of the fact that Sam Hannity didn't disclose he shares a lawyer with the president is meeting Sam for the first time, instantly hitting it off and helping this grumpy news commentator see the world in a new light.Now Sam Hannity and his sentient concept lover are locked in the heat of passion, learning the truth about love through politically charged, hardcore anal pounding TUESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTNewly single Narlo is counting on another night in, until his friend Greg surprises him with an impromptu trip to a charity auction up in the hills. Narlo goes along, but can't afford to participate.When Narlo discovers they're auctioning off dates with the sentient, physical manifestations of days of the week, he's especially disappointed in his lack of funds; that is, until Tuesday shows up. After every other day pulls in millions of dollars, perfectly average Tuesday can't even get things off the ground.Narlo ends up with a Tuesday date for a dollar flat, but little does he know just how worthwhile his purchase will be. Of course, Narlo will find out soon enough when him and Tuesday fall quickly for one another, their adventure culminating in a hardcore anal pounding that will make your day SEDUCED BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICALLY MANIFESTED SOUND THAT SOME PEOPLE HEAR AS YANNY AND OTHERS HEAR AS LAURELRippy works at one of Hollywood's most respected press and public relations firms, and today they have a potential new client coming in, the handsome, physically manifested sound that some people hear as Yanny and others hear as Laurel.Known for his work with other viral internet sensations, Rippy hopes to impress this muscular sound with his creative ideas in the boardroom, but it quickly becomes apparent that the sound some people hear as Yanny and others hear as Laurel is more intrigued by Rippy's ideas in the bedroom.Now the two are learning each other's deepest darkest secrets, and when Rippy discovers the incredible truth behind this mysterious sound, all bets are off. Soon enough, they are locked in a hardcore anal pounding that you'll have to hear for yourself
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 26

Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 26

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2018
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. WEDNESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWhen Farp overhears his coworkers discussing their Hump Day plans, he immediately finds himself turned on beyond belief. A typically horny guy already, Farp can't wait to get in on this secret celebration of a day dedicated to hot sex.Eventually, however, Farp learns the truth. Despite the name, Hump Day is actually dedicated to getting over the hump of the work week, a time for buckling down and logging some extra hours behind the spreadsheets.It's not until Farp meets the handsome, physical manifestation of Wednesday that he learns Hump Day can be a little of both THURSDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTRito is one of the best racecar drivers on the planet, but he's never been number one. In fact, no matter how hard Rito tries, he can't seem to come in any position besides second place.When Rito meets the physical manifestation of Thursday at a party, he finally has someone to relate to. After all, Thursday's been seen as a second rate Friday since the beginning of time.Soon, this friendship makes the leap to attraction, culminating in a hardcore sentient day on human pounding that will teach both of them cumming in second isn't so bad after all.FRIDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTRenrot is a straight A college student on the verge of graduation, but when his test scores start to drastically slip, it soon becomes apparent that Renrot's life is suffering from a lack of balance.Now realizing that it's actually possible to study yourself stupid, Renrot heads out for a night of partying that will hopefully put his head back on straight, and finds it in the form of the handsome physical manifestation of Friday.But is a hardcore anal encounter with Friday enough to turn Renrot's grades around and maintain his straight A status?
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 28

Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 28

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2018
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. VEEP THROAT: MIKE BENCE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE WORD LODESTARMike Bence is frustrated. As the Vice President his job should be a walk in the park, with all the perks of a high profile position but none of the responsibility. Instead, he's found himself working for President Tromp in one of the most chaotic presidencies in history. These days, it's almost impossible to get any evil deeds done without Tromp throwing a tantrum or having a mental breakdown.At his wit's end, Vice President Bence finally decides to let off some steam with an anonymous opinion piece in The New Billings Times, taking the President to task with some strong, and obscure language.Unfortunately, one of the words that Mike Bence used in his piece is not happy about being dragged into the limelight, leading to a tense confrontation between the Vice President and the physical manifestation of his favorite word, Lodestar. Soon enough, this tension becomes erotic, culminating with a hardcore anal encounter between old man and handsome word.WEREPLANE BUTT PARTYLimm Jovas is a writer on the hunt for inspiration and coming up short. As a crafter of horror, he wants his new werewolf novel to be truly frightening, and decides to head to Plainhome, Louisiana for creative stimulation, hometown of his favorite late werewolf author.There are no werewolves in Plainhome, but it quickly becomes apparent there are more than enough Planes, with a hustling, bustling airport unlike anything Limm has ever seen.Soon enough, Limm is on the trail of a handsome man who just happens to make an even more handsome plane, treating Limm to a hardcore wereplane butt party on the bayou that he'll never forget.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE BLUE WAVEWhen everyone starts buzzing about an upcoming "blue wave" of Democratic wins during the midterm elections, pollster Yellon expects to see a spike in his data, but when no spike comes, Yellon finds himself hitting the streets in search of answers.Soon enough, Yellon begins to unravel the startling truth, that his polls aren't considering a massive influx of new voters previously considered "unlikely." It turns out the blue wave is real, and handsome as hell.Now Yellon is confronting the fact that this sexy blue wave is one hundred percent likely to pound him in the butt.
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 27

Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 27

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2018
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SATURDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWhen it comes to the weekends, Marky loves to get out of town for a little adventure. Whether it's skydiving, backpacking, or river rafting, Saturday always brings something fun into Marky's life.When Marky finally comes face to face with the handsome physical manifestation of Saturday, he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime. What could have easily been the river rafting trip from hell, quickly transforms into an erotic journey deep inside one another's hearts... and butts.SUNDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWhen Derek runs into Sunday outside of a heavy metal concert, he doesn't get the best first impression. The sentient, living day may be handsome, but he's also waving around protest signs and making claims about an omnipresent author that Derek the wrong way.Derek is intrigued, however, at least enough to show up at Sunday's church for a private meeting. Soon enough, the two are encountering their author, Chuck Tingle, face to face, and learning that Sunday has everything backwards about the best way to prove love.Now Derek and Sunday are hard at work rubbing one another the right way, for a change, in a hardcore anal pounding that will open wide both of their hearts, and butts.THE BANANA IN MY BUTT IS A HANDSOME LIFEGUARDIt's summer, and Tronbo finds himself deeply compelled to visit the beach. His friends are too busy, which prompts Tronbo to head out for a solo swim that turns dangerous quickly. Suddenly, the lone swimmer is drowning.Fortunately, Tronbo finds himself rescued from the jaws of death by a handsome living banana lifeguard, who seems to be carrying a deep dark secret. Soon enough, the two of them find themselves wrapped up in a romantic tryst with more layers than just a simple banana peel, culminating in a hardcore pounding between the muscular man and his breathtaking banana lifeguard.
Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 4

Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 4

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2018
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE BUTT FILES: THE CASE OF BIGFOOT'S WEINERSculder and Mully are two FBI agents assigned to The Butt Files, a division of the FBI dealing exclusively with cases that are too arousing to solve. Together they've managed to crack plenty of unexplained cases, but their new assignment is the most mysterious one yet.When a troubled bigfoot contacts Sculder about his television set that won't turn on, the handsome agent jumps at the chance to get to the bottom of this technological paranormal occurrence. It's only when the agent's arrive that they discover the TV wasn't plugged in, but soon the plug itself comes into play. Looking mysteriously like an anal probe, this paranormal plug sends Sculder on a journey to find the truth... deep within his own ass.BUTTNITE BUTTLE ROYALEWhen Pete loses his job, he suddenly finds himself faced with a series of difficult questions. Namely, how is he going to afford to keep a roof over his head?Fortunately, Pete learns about a competition known as Buttnite Buttle Royale, in which one hundred contestants are dropped onto an remote island where they battle it out to determine who is the single most handsome of the bunch. Many will arrive, but only one will come out on top.Now in a flying bus over the island, Pete meets a handsome bigfoot with plenty of Buttnite experience. The connection is instant, but will their attraction lead to a loving anal pounding before the competition's end?DON'T VOTE FOR VIRGINIA CONGRESSIONAL HOPEFUL DENBER WIGGLEMAN BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF HATE, NOT BECAUSE BIGFOOT MAKES HIM HARDWhen private investigator Hartoon is hired to gather dirt on Virginia congressional hopeful, Denber Wiggleman, he knows that it's going to be a difficult gig. After all, it's hard to find dirt on someone who already proudly wears their hatred on their sleeve.Hartoon thinks he's caught his big break after following Denber out to the edge of town in the dead of night, but comes up disappointed when he realizes it's just a rendezvous with a handsome bigfoot. There's nothing wrong with loving bigfoot, right?Fortunately, Hartoon soon notices that Denber's tee shirt during this illicit encounter is sporting a message of hate and bigotry. However, when Hartoon sees the articles accompanying his photos the next day, there are only mentions of the erotic bigfoot tryst, and nothing about Denber's hateful message.Now Hartoon must set things right and prove love is real with a hardcore bigfoot encounter of his own
Chuck the Duck

Chuck the Duck

Diana Kanan

Dlk Publishing
2020
pokkari
Chuck the Duck: The Swimming LessonChildren, and adults alike, will not only relate to Chuck's story, they will find themselves rooting for the quirky underdog.Although swimming comes easy for most ducks, it did not come easy for Chuck. He had tried over and over with no luck. The other ducks laughed and teased him until Chuck finally gave up.With the encouragement of a piglet friend and the help of a beaver, Chuck agrees to try once more. Children's Picture Book for ages 4-10 (32-pages)
Chuck's 20/40 Hindsight

Chuck's 20/40 Hindsight

C C Prestel

Christopher C Prestel
2021
sidottu
A lighthearted tale with a touch of time travel.Have you ever wondered what it would be like to travel back in time and give important advice to your younger self? What if a future version of you came back in time to visit you? That's what happens to Chuck Aaron, a software engineer working in the fast-paced technology hub of Northern Virginia. His humdrum life is abruptly upended when his future self travels through time to dish out some unsolicited relationship advice. Chuck soon learns that hindsight isn't always 20/20 and that the consequences can be both stressful and amusing. His woes are further compounded by the cast of nutty characters intertwined in his life. Chuck's 20/40 Hindsight takes a humorous look at the repercussions of second-guessing one's past.
Chuck the Chickpea's ABCs

Chuck the Chickpea's ABCs

Natalia Yazell

Colybri Press
2020
nidottu
Let your child engage in a fun adventure of Chuck the Chickpea, so that together they can explore, learn, and have fun from A to Z. ✦ Cute and heartwarming illustrations;✦ every page contains one letter with a corresponding word;✦ conversation starter, that contributes to your child's speech development;✦ on each page Chuck the Chickpea has different expressions which helps your child to recognize emotions;✦ great for bonding time.We hope you and your little person enjoy this ABC adventure
Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Time

Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Time

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2018
pokkari
World-renowned author Dr. Chuck Tingle is back with this brand new guidebook, ready to lead readers through the inner workings of The Tingleverse with this powerful and enlightening volume on the mysterious subject of time. Within these pages, the twice Hugo nominated author will deftly explain the layers of reality that make up our existence, examining timelines from this reality and the next. Several historical eras are covered, from the handsome gladiators of Ancient Rome to the true buckaroos of the American west. As a seasoned timeline traveler himself, Dr. Tingle even explores notable eras of the future, like The Great Robot Trot or the colonization of Mars. Even some of the universe's greatest mysteries are revealed, with sections detailing the truth behind The Big Bang, or examining how the first spark of life occurred.An important resource for all who understand love is real, this guidebook for time will fill in the blanks between realities and balance the forces of what could never be, and what is.
Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 4

Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 4

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. FAKE NEWS, REAL BONERSToobo loves the news, and after years of searching, he's finally found a voice that he can trust with Buttbart.com. After a heated conversation with an old friend, however, Toobo is compelled to drop in on his favorite Buttbart commentator and get to the bottom of some serious allegations.Soon Toobo discovers that, not only is Buttbart a fake news site, but his favorite writer is actually a handsome unicorn named Yerno. Together, the two of them quickly discover that the news may be fake, but their boners are real.HEAVY METAL UNICORN LAWYER SINGS INTO MY BUTTHOLE LEGALLYJorbit is a hard worker with a decent job, but the daily nine-to-five grind is wearing him down. Realizing that his life is completely devoid of any recreation or entertainment, Jorbit and his friend decide that the best cure for their blues is a night on the town, heading out to the local rock club to see heavy metal giants, Horns of Heck.Suddenly, a chance meeting with the unicorn lead singer, Grimble Chorns, has Jorbit reeling, and when he learns that Grimble is both a rockstar and a lawyer, all bets are off.Soon enough, the two of them launch a five-year legal battle in an effort to attain permits allowing Grimble to sing into Jorbit's butthole, which will bring them together in ways they could've never imagined.THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTTGrendy loves being a ranger at Bunderbo National Park, and when the federal government shutdown puts him out of a job, Grendy is absolutely devastated. Just when the ranger thinks it can't get any worse, he learns that his butt is shut down, too.As civilization collapses around him, Grendy disappears out into the wilderness, building a log cabin and living off the land. It's not until he meets Trento Reets, a handsome unicorn mailman on the run, that he realizes just how terrible things have gotten out there.Unfortunately, Trento holds a terrifying secret that can only be thwarted by an open heart and an open butt.
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 8

Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 8

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR BUTTFrank is desperate for cash, and without any good gigs on the horizon, things are looking bleak. But when Frank learns about a new housesitting app, he realizes the answer to his finical woes may be just within reach.Unfortunately, the whole county has been experiencing a disturbing series of house sitter disappearances, which puts Frank on edge as night falls. The strange phone calls don't help either; the ones where a mysterious stranger sits on the line without a word, listening and waiting.Finally, Frank gets the police involved and has the calls traced, learning the terrifying truth... the calls are coming from inside Frank's own butt THE HARD WAY: ANALLY SEDUCED BY THE HANDSOME PTERODACTYL HIGH ROLLEROn his first trip to Vegas, Rebo is looking to win big. Descending deep into the belly of the casino where the dinosaur high rollers play, luck seems to be on Rebo's side, especially when he meets Grimm, the handsome pterodactyl high roller. Now Rebo is taking every precaution to keep his luck afloat, but when Grimm and Rebo have an erotic rendezvous in the dinosaur's luxury suite, the two of them quickly find themselves betting on the ultimate jackpot: love.NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAYWhen Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian.Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other's presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic?One thing's for sure, it's definitely not sexual; and that's okay
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 9

Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 9

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED BUTT RAPTORWith Christmas only a few days away, Turno Purps needs to get two presents from Chicago to Los Angeles. Unfortunately, thanks to a powerful snowstorm, nobody is getting in or out of the city, not even the postal service. Now Turno's only chance lies in a mysterious meeting with Rudolph The Red-Nosed Raptor, a handsome Christmas legend who is the only one capable of delivering Turno's packages on time.Soon enough, Turno and the muscular antlered dinosaur are falling madly in love, overcome with the Christmas sprit in an erotic holiday adventure that ends with a hardcore fireside butt pounding.Now, the only secret that remains is just how Rudolph gets all those presents delivered in time.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY A POORLY RENDERED COMPUTER GENERATED BLUE GENIEHepton is a collector of strange knick-knacks and unusual items, often planning whole road trips to visit antique stores and pawnshops across the country.On one such trip, however, everything changes when Hepton discovers a mystery golden lamp, and the poorly rendered computer generated genie within. Now Hepton is learning what he truly desires from this handsome genie dinosaur, culminating in a hardcore butt pounding that will have you wishing for more.DRESSED UP HANDSOME AND NOT POUNDED BECAUSE COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENTClippo loves science fiction, fantasy and comic books, but he's never managed to make it to a convention; until now. This weekend, Clippo and his friend Jorn are headed to Tinglecon, dressed up real handsome and excited to show off their new outfits.But when someone approaches Clippo inappropriately, security is quickly called. With the T-Rex head of security as his guide, Clippo has a front row seat in observing the world of self-entitled morons who think cosplay is consent. Clippo witness's a variety of tests that prove time and time again, these idiotic men have no idea what they're talking about.Is there a way to get through to these disgusting guys? Or is the real answer that responsibility to change lies squarely on themselves?
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 29

Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 29

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN GIVES MY BUTT PAUSE BUT THEN I REALIZE HOW POWERFUL AND UNIQUE I AM AND WE POUND ENTHUSIASTICALLYGrendo Beeps is an astronomer who's lost focus. While he once gazed out at the stars with genuine curiosity, that feeling has slowly devolved into a powerful existential dread. After all, if the universe is infinitely big, then he must be infinitely small and meaningless.Hoping to conquer his apprehension of this cosmic vastness, Grendo calls up the physical manifestation of his fear of the unknown and asks him to dinner. Soon enough, the two of them are learning that their place in the universe is more important, powerful and unique that Grendo ever realized... culminating in a hardcore anal pounding between curious man and handsome physically manifested concept POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE UNEXPECTEDLY EARLY ARRIVAL OF CHRISTMAS DECORATIONSJoel loves the holidays, but he's patient enough to celebrate them as they come.Because of this, the handsome holiday enthusiast has a complete breakdown when he learns that Christmas decorating is starting especially early this year, well before Thanksgiving. Now that this final boundary has been crossed, Joel doesn't know what to do with himself, and a direct encounter with the physically manifested concept of unexpectedly early Christmas decorating has him even more confused.But things start to get a little clearer when Joel and this sentient idea begin to fall hard for one another, all culminating in a hardcore encounter that definitely won't cum too soon NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAY" AND THAT'S OKAYWorld famous author, Luck Dingle, needs a vacation. Taking a break from the cold of Billings, Luck travels to Hawaii only to discover that the sentient, physical manifestation of his latest book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay, has embarked on a similar journey.Having only existed for a few days, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay is struggling to understand his asexuality and needs some time to clear his head. Little does the book know, Luck and him are more similar than it seems, and soon enough the two are embarking on a journey of strictly platonic, non-sexual romance.Together, these companions will discover that it's okay to be exactly who you are, and that there's no wrong way to define your sexuality, asexuality, or anything in between.
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 30

Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 30

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AWKWARD POLITICAL DINNER DISCUSSION OVER THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAYRonto loves his family, but he's dreading his trip home to small town Idaho over the Thanksgiving holiday. Of course, he cares about his parents, but their politics are a little strange, and they're definitely not afraid to talk about it.Ronto, on the other hand, would rather just enjoy his time with his family. Unfortunately, after Tromp announces plans to ban the moon, the parade of ignorance becomes just too much for Ronto to bear.Hiding out in the garage on Thanksgiving, Ronto suddenly find himself confronted by the physical manifestation of awkward political dinner discussion over the Thanksgiving holiday, and quickly learns the only way of overcoming his awkwardness is by standing up for what he believes in and opening his butt to confrontation.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY SENTIENT PLANT BASED VEGETARIAN CHEESEBURGERRim Tuesday is looking for love but hates the big city dating scene. Desperate to find love, Rim finally accepts a blind date with a handsome cheeseburger, but quickly finds himself put off by the fact that his potential new partner is technically made of dead meat.The date ends early, leaving Rim even more sad and alone than before, but after a chance encounter on the way home with a plant based burger, everything changes. Suddenly, rim realizes that a vegan cheeseburger can pound his butthole just as good as the real thing... maybe even better.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY TWITCH STREAMWhen Tarko is fired from his dependable office job without warning, he suddenly finds himself at a crossroads. Thankfully, Tarko decides to start a Twitch channel, offering commentary over video games and developing a massive following.Soon, Tarko begins trying out other ways to entertain his viewers, like reading erotic stories from the notorious Dr. Chuck Tingle aloud. Chuck's latest tale gives Tarko pause, however, as Tarko realizes the star of this book might be himself, and that his entire world might actually exist in the pages of an erotic short story.Now Tarko and the sentient physical manifestation of his Twitch stream are pioneering a new form of erotic meta entertainment that's just as strange as it is sexy.
Chuck Cave and the Vanishing Vixen

Chuck Cave and the Vanishing Vixen

C. C. Blake

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
When Chuck Cave runs into his pal in San Francisco, he can't help but laugh: A dyed-in-the-wool military man copping to the hippie lifestyle seems the bad punchline to a poorly conceived joke. Then, Chuck meets his pal's lovely, young wife Sunbeam. She's vibrant and gorgeous, the kind of woman to make a man want to change his stripes.Not all is peace and love, however. The lunatic leader of a counter culture terror group has an eye for beauty, and he wants Sunbeam for his own. He will not be denied... Now, Chuck finds himself caught in life or death stakes, fighting drugged out lunatics and their maniacal master, while a pretty doll's life poised on a razor's edge..."Chuck Cave and the Vanishing Vixen" is an action-packed short story, and Winner of the 2005 Story of the Year Award from Man's Story 2 magazine.This edition includes "In the Clutches of El Diablo" as a bonus story
Chuck The Dragon

Chuck The Dragon

Laura Stone

Zara Roberts
2023
pokkari
A Story About Emotions and FeelingsJoin us on a delightful journey through "Chuck the Dragon's Whimsical World," where every scale on Chuck's rainbow-colored body tells a story, and every puff of his breath carries a hint of bubblegum freshness. Chuck is not your typical dragon-he's a maestro of mirth, a connoisseur of comedy, and the undisputed king of giggles.This book invites young readers to embark on a series of hilarious escapades with Chuck, from organizing the legendary Bubblegum Bazaar to outwitting mischievous goblins with his tail-twirling antics. As Chuck spreads laughter throughout Joketopia, he teaches us the invaluable lesson that joy and humor are treasures more precious than gold.