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Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Time

Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Time

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2018
pokkari
World-renowned author Dr. Chuck Tingle is back with this brand new guidebook, ready to lead readers through the inner workings of The Tingleverse with this powerful and enlightening volume on the mysterious subject of time. Within these pages, the twice Hugo nominated author will deftly explain the layers of reality that make up our existence, examining timelines from this reality and the next. Several historical eras are covered, from the handsome gladiators of Ancient Rome to the true buckaroos of the American west. As a seasoned timeline traveler himself, Dr. Tingle even explores notable eras of the future, like The Great Robot Trot or the colonization of Mars. Even some of the universe's greatest mysteries are revealed, with sections detailing the truth behind The Big Bang, or examining how the first spark of life occurred.An important resource for all who understand love is real, this guidebook for time will fill in the blanks between realities and balance the forces of what could never be, and what is.
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Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 4

Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 4

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. FAKE NEWS, REAL BONERSToobo loves the news, and after years of searching, he's finally found a voice that he can trust with Buttbart.com. After a heated conversation with an old friend, however, Toobo is compelled to drop in on his favorite Buttbart commentator and get to the bottom of some serious allegations.Soon Toobo discovers that, not only is Buttbart a fake news site, but his favorite writer is actually a handsome unicorn named Yerno. Together, the two of them quickly discover that the news may be fake, but their boners are real.HEAVY METAL UNICORN LAWYER SINGS INTO MY BUTTHOLE LEGALLYJorbit is a hard worker with a decent job, but the daily nine-to-five grind is wearing him down. Realizing that his life is completely devoid of any recreation or entertainment, Jorbit and his friend decide that the best cure for their blues is a night on the town, heading out to the local rock club to see heavy metal giants, Horns of Heck.Suddenly, a chance meeting with the unicorn lead singer, Grimble Chorns, has Jorbit reeling, and when he learns that Grimble is both a rockstar and a lawyer, all bets are off.Soon enough, the two of them launch a five-year legal battle in an effort to attain permits allowing Grimble to sing into Jorbit's butthole, which will bring them together in ways they could've never imagined.THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTTGrendy loves being a ranger at Bunderbo National Park, and when the federal government shutdown puts him out of a job, Grendy is absolutely devastated. Just when the ranger thinks it can't get any worse, he learns that his butt is shut down, too.As civilization collapses around him, Grendy disappears out into the wilderness, building a log cabin and living off the land. It's not until he meets Trento Reets, a handsome unicorn mailman on the run, that he realizes just how terrible things have gotten out there.Unfortunately, Trento holds a terrifying secret that can only be thwarted by an open heart and an open butt.
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Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 8

Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 8

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR BUTTFrank is desperate for cash, and without any good gigs on the horizon, things are looking bleak. But when Frank learns about a new housesitting app, he realizes the answer to his finical woes may be just within reach.Unfortunately, the whole county has been experiencing a disturbing series of house sitter disappearances, which puts Frank on edge as night falls. The strange phone calls don't help either; the ones where a mysterious stranger sits on the line without a word, listening and waiting.Finally, Frank gets the police involved and has the calls traced, learning the terrifying truth... the calls are coming from inside Frank's own butt THE HARD WAY: ANALLY SEDUCED BY THE HANDSOME PTERODACTYL HIGH ROLLEROn his first trip to Vegas, Rebo is looking to win big. Descending deep into the belly of the casino where the dinosaur high rollers play, luck seems to be on Rebo's side, especially when he meets Grimm, the handsome pterodactyl high roller. Now Rebo is taking every precaution to keep his luck afloat, but when Grimm and Rebo have an erotic rendezvous in the dinosaur's luxury suite, the two of them quickly find themselves betting on the ultimate jackpot: love.NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAYWhen Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian.Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other's presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic?One thing's for sure, it's definitely not sexual; and that's okay
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Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 9

Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 9

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED BUTT RAPTORWith Christmas only a few days away, Turno Purps needs to get two presents from Chicago to Los Angeles. Unfortunately, thanks to a powerful snowstorm, nobody is getting in or out of the city, not even the postal service. Now Turno's only chance lies in a mysterious meeting with Rudolph The Red-Nosed Raptor, a handsome Christmas legend who is the only one capable of delivering Turno's packages on time.Soon enough, Turno and the muscular antlered dinosaur are falling madly in love, overcome with the Christmas sprit in an erotic holiday adventure that ends with a hardcore fireside butt pounding.Now, the only secret that remains is just how Rudolph gets all those presents delivered in time.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY A POORLY RENDERED COMPUTER GENERATED BLUE GENIEHepton is a collector of strange knick-knacks and unusual items, often planning whole road trips to visit antique stores and pawnshops across the country.On one such trip, however, everything changes when Hepton discovers a mystery golden lamp, and the poorly rendered computer generated genie within. Now Hepton is learning what he truly desires from this handsome genie dinosaur, culminating in a hardcore butt pounding that will have you wishing for more.DRESSED UP HANDSOME AND NOT POUNDED BECAUSE COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENTClippo loves science fiction, fantasy and comic books, but he's never managed to make it to a convention; until now. This weekend, Clippo and his friend Jorn are headed to Tinglecon, dressed up real handsome and excited to show off their new outfits.But when someone approaches Clippo inappropriately, security is quickly called. With the T-Rex head of security as his guide, Clippo has a front row seat in observing the world of self-entitled morons who think cosplay is consent. Clippo witness's a variety of tests that prove time and time again, these idiotic men have no idea what they're talking about.Is there a way to get through to these disgusting guys? Or is the real answer that responsibility to change lies squarely on themselves?
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Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 29

Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 29

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN GIVES MY BUTT PAUSE BUT THEN I REALIZE HOW POWERFUL AND UNIQUE I AM AND WE POUND ENTHUSIASTICALLYGrendo Beeps is an astronomer who's lost focus. While he once gazed out at the stars with genuine curiosity, that feeling has slowly devolved into a powerful existential dread. After all, if the universe is infinitely big, then he must be infinitely small and meaningless.Hoping to conquer his apprehension of this cosmic vastness, Grendo calls up the physical manifestation of his fear of the unknown and asks him to dinner. Soon enough, the two of them are learning that their place in the universe is more important, powerful and unique that Grendo ever realized... culminating in a hardcore anal pounding between curious man and handsome physically manifested concept POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE UNEXPECTEDLY EARLY ARRIVAL OF CHRISTMAS DECORATIONSJoel loves the holidays, but he's patient enough to celebrate them as they come.Because of this, the handsome holiday enthusiast has a complete breakdown when he learns that Christmas decorating is starting especially early this year, well before Thanksgiving. Now that this final boundary has been crossed, Joel doesn't know what to do with himself, and a direct encounter with the physically manifested concept of unexpectedly early Christmas decorating has him even more confused.But things start to get a little clearer when Joel and this sentient idea begin to fall hard for one another, all culminating in a hardcore encounter that definitely won't cum too soon NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAY" AND THAT'S OKAYWorld famous author, Luck Dingle, needs a vacation. Taking a break from the cold of Billings, Luck travels to Hawaii only to discover that the sentient, physical manifestation of his latest book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay, has embarked on a similar journey.Having only existed for a few days, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay is struggling to understand his asexuality and needs some time to clear his head. Little does the book know, Luck and him are more similar than it seems, and soon enough the two are embarking on a journey of strictly platonic, non-sexual romance.Together, these companions will discover that it's okay to be exactly who you are, and that there's no wrong way to define your sexuality, asexuality, or anything in between.
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Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 30

Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 30

Chuck Tingle

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AWKWARD POLITICAL DINNER DISCUSSION OVER THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAYRonto loves his family, but he's dreading his trip home to small town Idaho over the Thanksgiving holiday. Of course, he cares about his parents, but their politics are a little strange, and they're definitely not afraid to talk about it.Ronto, on the other hand, would rather just enjoy his time with his family. Unfortunately, after Tromp announces plans to ban the moon, the parade of ignorance becomes just too much for Ronto to bear.Hiding out in the garage on Thanksgiving, Ronto suddenly find himself confronted by the physical manifestation of awkward political dinner discussion over the Thanksgiving holiday, and quickly learns the only way of overcoming his awkwardness is by standing up for what he believes in and opening his butt to confrontation.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY SENTIENT PLANT BASED VEGETARIAN CHEESEBURGERRim Tuesday is looking for love but hates the big city dating scene. Desperate to find love, Rim finally accepts a blind date with a handsome cheeseburger, but quickly finds himself put off by the fact that his potential new partner is technically made of dead meat.The date ends early, leaving Rim even more sad and alone than before, but after a chance encounter on the way home with a plant based burger, everything changes. Suddenly, rim realizes that a vegan cheeseburger can pound his butthole just as good as the real thing... maybe even better.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY TWITCH STREAMWhen Tarko is fired from his dependable office job without warning, he suddenly finds himself at a crossroads. Thankfully, Tarko decides to start a Twitch channel, offering commentary over video games and developing a massive following.Soon, Tarko begins trying out other ways to entertain his viewers, like reading erotic stories from the notorious Dr. Chuck Tingle aloud. Chuck's latest tale gives Tarko pause, however, as Tarko realizes the star of this book might be himself, and that his entire world might actually exist in the pages of an erotic short story.Now Tarko and the sentient physical manifestation of his Twitch stream are pioneering a new form of erotic meta entertainment that's just as strange as it is sexy.
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Chuck Cave and the Vanishing Vixen

Chuck Cave and the Vanishing Vixen

C. C. Blake

Independently Published
2019
nidottu
When Chuck Cave runs into his pal in San Francisco, he can't help but laugh: A dyed-in-the-wool military man copping to the hippie lifestyle seems the bad punchline to a poorly conceived joke. Then, Chuck meets his pal's lovely, young wife Sunbeam. She's vibrant and gorgeous, the kind of woman to make a man want to change his stripes.Not all is peace and love, however. The lunatic leader of a counter culture terror group has an eye for beauty, and he wants Sunbeam for his own. He will not be denied... Now, Chuck finds himself caught in life or death stakes, fighting drugged out lunatics and their maniacal master, while a pretty doll's life poised on a razor's edge..."Chuck Cave and the Vanishing Vixen" is an action-packed short story, and Winner of the 2005 Story of the Year Award from Man's Story 2 magazine.This edition includes "In the Clutches of El Diablo" as a bonus story
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Chuck The Dragon

Chuck The Dragon

Laura Stone

Zara Roberts
2023
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A Story About Emotions and FeelingsJoin us on a delightful journey through "Chuck the Dragon's Whimsical World," where every scale on Chuck's rainbow-colored body tells a story, and every puff of his breath carries a hint of bubblegum freshness. Chuck is not your typical dragon-he's a maestro of mirth, a connoisseur of comedy, and the undisputed king of giggles.This book invites young readers to embark on a series of hilarious escapades with Chuck, from organizing the legendary Bubblegum Bazaar to outwitting mischievous goblins with his tail-twirling antics. As Chuck spreads laughter throughout Joketopia, he teaches us the invaluable lesson that joy and humor are treasures more precious than gold.
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Chuck Close

Chuck Close

Edward Lucie-Smith

CV PUBLICATIONS
2013
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Cv/VAR Series 177 publishes a study by the celebrated art historian and writer Edward Lucie-Smith of the leading American artist Chuck Close. Finding his early impetus in the photorealistic works by Richard Estes, as well as the surface shocks of Jackson Pollock's 'Tachiste' paintings,
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Chuck Berry

Chuck Berry

RJ Smith

OMNIBUS PRESS
2022
sidottu
The definitive biography of Chuck Berry, legendary performer and inventor of rock and roll. Best known as the groundbreaking artist behind classics like "Johnny B. Goode," "Maybellene," "You Never Can Tell" and "Roll Over Beethoven," Chuck Berry was a man of wild contradictions, whose motives and motivations were often shrouded in mystery. After all, how did a teenage delinquent come to write so many songs that transformed American culture? And, once he achieved fame and recognition, why did he put his career in danger with a lifetime's worth of reckless personal behaviour? Throughout his life, Berry refused to shed light on either the mastery or the missteps, leaving the complexity that encapsulated his life and underscored his music largely unexplored--until now. In Chuck Berry, biographer RJ Smith crafts a comprehensive portrait of one of the great American entertainers, guitarists, and lyricists of the 20th century, bringing Chuck Berry to life in vivid detail. Based on interviews, archival research, legal documents, and a deep understanding of Berry's St. Louis (his birthplace, and the place where he died in March 2017), Smith sheds new light on a man few have ever really understood. By placing his life within the context of the American culture he made and eventually withdrew from, we understand how Berry became such a groundbreaking figure in music, erasing racial boundaries, crafting subtle political commentary, and paying a great price for his success. While celebrating his accomplishments, the book also does not shy away from troubling aspects of his public and private life, asking profound questions about how and why we separate the art from the artist. Berry declined to call himself an artist, shrugging that he was good at what he did. But the man's achievement was the rarest kind, the kind that had social and political resonance, the kind that made America want to get up and dance. At long last, Chuck Berry brings the man and the music together.
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Soul Survivor: An Autobiography of Chuck Corby/Chuck Ciorra

Soul Survivor: An Autobiography of Chuck Corby/Chuck Ciorra

Chuck Corby

Burning Bulb Publishing
2021
nidottu
"A world-class soul singer." -- Bonedog RecordsChuck Corby (aka Chuck Ciorra) has been performing for nearly sixty years and has recorded his songs on most of the major R&B labels. He is a Pittsburgh treasure, but his recordings have reached audiences across the country and internationally as well. His sound is R&B, and you would swear you are listening to a black artist when you hear him sing. When he first recorded "Man Loves Two" in 1966, he was promoted as such in order to get play from the black R&B radio stations. When Chess Records heard "Man Loves Two," they arranged for Little Milton to sing his version of the song. To this day, Chuck receives royalty checks on this record, but no others. A common practice of managers back in the early recording days was to put a fictitious name as head writer so they could receive unearned royalties. Chuck's manager was no exception. Chuck tells the story of an exceptional career countered by a personal life of joy, turmoil, and heartbreak. He does not hold back about his years of alcohol abuse, anger issues, failed marriages, or clinical depression. His love of family and friends is evident throughout the pages, and you feel his loss when he shares the deaths of those closest to him. His family is his heart, but his music, more than anything else, is his soul.
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Chuck Close: Red, Yellow, and Blue

Chuck Close: Red, Yellow, and Blue

Pace Publishing
2024
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The final works of the photorealist pioneer, made with a palette of only three colors Since the 1970s, Chuck Close (1940–2021) has been known for his innovative approach to conceptual portraiture, systematically transposing his subjects’ likenesses from photographs into gridded paintings. Published on the occasion of Pace Gallery’s first exhibition of the artist’s work since his death in 2021, Red, Yellow, and Blue spotlights Close’s final body of paintings, which employ a palette of only three colors. Layering transparent glazes of red, yellow and blue paint, Close created an effect of abstract likeness entirely different from that of his previous work. Alongside studio photography and images of Close’s mosaic works, this volume features a previously unpublished 2018 interview between Close and Cindy Sherman—originally commissioned by the Brooklyn Rail—as well as a new critical essay by Carter Ratcliff, which considers Close’s final works in depth. An additional essay by Barbara Knappmeyer examines the artist’s portraits in the context of facial recognition technology.
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Chuck's Chair

Chuck's Chair

Gunnar Rogers

Book's Mind
2020
sidottu
Too many people, adults and kids alike, feel consumed with a feeling of worthlessness. As if they have no value. The more value they see in others the less they see in themselves. Insecure kids grow into hollow adults who don't believe that they are beautifully and wonderfully made. But you do have value You were made with purpose and for a purpose. Nobody has to earn their value in this life. You were born with it.
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Chuck the Chupacabra

Chuck the Chupacabra

Melanie Middien

Annona Moss Printing
2023
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Chupacabras are the most fearsome beasts around-more ferocious than an angry mother and more terrifying than quicksand But not Chuck-he'd rather bake zucchini muffins than hunt animals When Chuck's love for cooking and growing vegetables disappoints his parents, he must decide whether to learn to behave the way a Chupacabra should or choose his own destiny.
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Chuck E. Cheese: Just Stay Positive

Chuck E. Cheese: Just Stay Positive

Chuck E. Cheese

Genius Cat Books
2025
sidottu
Feeling down? Let Chuck E. Cheese and his friends turn your day around with this heartwarming and uplifting picture book *750 FREE E-TICKETS to be used at CHUCK E CHEESE locations included inside* Perfect for kids (and kids at heart), this delightful story is a gentle reminder that there's always a bright side to every situation. Based on the upbeat and catchy music video "Stay Positive," this book is packed with fun illustrations, feel-good moments, and a message that radiates joy and optimism. Join Chuck E. and the gang as they show you how a positive outlook can make every day shine a little brighter. Sing, dance, and let the good vibes flow with this uplifting picture book
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Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 7

Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 7

Chuck Tingle

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. OPEN WIDE FOR THE HANDSOME SABERTOOTH DENTIST WHO IS ALSO A GHOSTMeeper's mysterious tooth pain is ruining his life, and the most frustrating part is that nobody seems to have any idea what's causing it. After his second failed trip to the dentist, Meeper feels like all hope is lost, but when he spots a billboard for Sabertooth Dentistry, it seems like his prayers have been answered.However, it quickly becomes apparent that Sabertooth Dentistry is more than it appears. With a bevy of handsome shirtless dental assistants, and a sabertooth tiger holding a dark secret, Meeper is quickly drawn into a world where a pain in the mouth can only be corrected by a pound in the butt T-REX ANAL WORKOUTGeorge loves fitness, and unlike the rest of his bodybuilding buddies, he actually enjoys the burn of his daily trips to the gym. Unfortunately, George's enthusiasm begins to wane when he hits the legendary "wall," a physical state where, no matter how hard George tries, he simply cannot make gains.Eventually, George's search for a fitness breakthrough comes when he learns about a secret place called Jurassic Gym, and the handsome T-Rex trainer who is about to enlighten him with a hardcore anal workout.George always knew he wanted to get pumped up, he just didn't realize how much he wanted to get pumped up in the butt GAME OF BUTTS: THE POUNDS OF WINTEROn the eve of the greatest battle their kingdoms have ever known, Bon Snope and Dani Terrygrin are setting a plan in motion. Using the help of Dani's faithful dragon, Bon Snope will fly deep behind enemy lines, avoiding the armies of ice butts and hopefully confronting their magical, frost covered leader, the Butt King, one on one.Bon soon arrives in the great white North, but his confrontation with the Butt King is not at all what he expected. It's soon discovered that this war has been just a huge misunderstanding, a faulty ice spell hoping to bring sensual pounds to the land but ending up with destruction instead.Now, it's up to Bon and the Butt King to make things right with a hardcore anal encounter that will prove winter is cumming... and cumming hard.
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Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 18

Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 18

Chuck Tingle

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
nidottu
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. LIVING CORN JAMES CORNY FIRED IN THE BUTTDimald Trimp is the head of the American Agriculture Agency, and he's as corrupt as they come. Lately, it's been working out fine for the unethical politician, but things are suddenly coming to a head now that James Corny, the handsome living corn in charge of ethics investigations, has shown interest in Dimald's connection to sentient Russian beets.With the Russian beets breathing down his neck, Dimald sees no other option but to fire James Corny, but things are always easier said than done in politics. Now Dimald is taking an erotic journey deep within the butt of this sentient vegetable investigator, and learning more about his own true nature than he ever wanted.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'PPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MNY OWN BUTT"'"'"As a resident of Beforna, Jorbins is used to not existing. The entire city is made up of characters who haven't yet occurred, their entire infinite reality made up of waiting and watching, hoping that one day some artist will be inspired enough to create them.Today might be the day that Jorbins is written into reality, and to calm his nerves, Jorbins and his friend, the sentient short story Pounded In The Butt By My Book, "Pounded In The Butt By My Book, 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book, "Pounded In The Butt By My Book, 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"' are headed out for lunch at Lorko's Deli, another character in Beforna who is yet to be created.Soon enough, the gang begins to realize that things aren't quite as they seem, at that they might've already been written into a homoerotic existence within one another's buttholes.SLAMMED BY MY HANDSOME FIDGET SPINNERGreg Horn is the designated speaker for any first contact with alien life, but he's not expecting to get called upon any time soon. That all changes when several mysterious ships appear hovering across the globe, at first looking like flat disks but then slowing down and revealing themselves as three pronged plastic objects with ball bearings in every appendage.Greg boards one of the ships and comes face to face with the pilot, a smaller version of these "fidget spinners" named Rono. Soon enough, Greg is learning the calming, anxiety-reducing ways of these aliens, all culminating when this handsome living fidget spinner takes a spin in Rono's ass.
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