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Fire Down Below

Fire Down Below

Debra Anastasia

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2015
nidottu
Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter.Johnson Fitzwell's first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud-as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson's handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream.How could she not fall for him? Dove's only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping, farting start. Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you're not allergic to latex, because it's time to fill your prescription. Anally. Praise for Fire Down Below: "Do not read her next book. Trust me." Colleen Hoover #1 NYT Bestselling Author"I have not read this book." Aesta's Book Blog "If this book is anything like her crazy tweets, then we are too scared to read it." The Rock Stars of Romance Book Blog"Debra is the queen of s@ ts and giggles." Tijan NYT Bestselling Author"Crap. Why won't you go away?" K.A. Robinson NYT Bestselling Author"You couldn't pay me enough." Tara Sue Me NYT Bestselling Author"You can't be serious." JM Darhower USA Today Bestselling Author"That's a big, tall glass of nope." Angie Lynch CEO and President of Shameless Book Club"This book is about as cringe-worthy as a raging UTI." Helena Hunting Amazing Author"This book gave my vagina nightmares for a week. What the hell was Debra thinking? " Leisa Rayven Amazing Author"I like to read Debra's work on the crapper in case I run out of toilet paper." CJ Roberts NYT Bestselling Author"I've had the worst gas since I read Debra Anastasia's latest. Rip, full, wretched gas that singes my butt hairs on the way out. A week later I'm still walking funny." Kendall Grey Amazing Author"This cover gives me vaginal discomfort. Someone pass the Monistat." Tara Sivec NYT Bestselling Author"I might read this book if I wasn't so afraid of catching something." Tina Reber NYT Bestselling Author"It itches so bad." Ella Fox USA Today Bestselling Author"Can I un-read this? No? Do you have holy water so I can wash my eyes?" - King Midian"Is this the gas lady with the flatulence problem that can do the bubble tricks with her vagina?" Totally Booked Blog"Never Again. Disappointed And just like Tony, I don't like to be disappointed." Aleatha Romig NYT Bestselling Author"Penivores and Vagitarians both agree. It made them vomit a little in their mouths." Georgia Cates NYT Bestselling Author"This book smells like grilled cheese and sadness." Mary Elizabeth Amazing Author"Enough to cause a burning ring of fire. Please Debra...just stop " Belle Aurora USA Today Bestselling Author"The only way fire should be associated with this book is if it was actually on fire. Burning in my fireplace." Jillian from Read-Love-Blog"Who is this woman and why is she talking to me?" Tabatha Vargo NYT Bestselling Author"Is she writing about hairy vaginas or explosive diarrhea?" Neda from The Sub Club"This book caused my anus to grow a steel-plated hymen." Shay Savage USA Today"Save your receipt." Liv Morris USA Today Bestselling Author
Fire In The Hole

Fire In The Hole

Debra Anastasia

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2015
nidottu
Here's what you, the brave reader, need to know. Fire Down Below has a sequel. I know; everyone's super surprised that Amazon allowed me to keep the poop-your-pants book up all this time. In Fire in the Hole, Dove's sausage-loving neighbor has realized he's wildly in love with her lurchingly awkward butt. Johnson is the pharmacist of her dreams until he tells her over Twitter-goddamnit-that he has plans with an ex-girlfriend. Duke scrapes Dove off her apartment floor and takes her to his cousin's wedding. As Pissboy and Cross-eyed Knockers tie the knot, Duke could just kick himself in the balls when he sees Johnson and Beth at the same venue driving Dove insane with jealousy.Will Dove give up everything, even her self-esteem, to get Johnson's johnson between her legs? Or will the scent of spiced meat inspire Dove to rip off Duke's sausage-and-egg underwear forever?Yup. I can publish this. No law against it... yet."Reading this book will give you haemorrhoids." EL James, #1 NTY Bestseller"Please take this garbage and shove it up the hole before it catches fire. Possibly the worst book ever." Joy Fulcher, Amazon Best Selling Author"Good God. Not again." Tijan NYT Bestseller (who allows payments for friendship)"Last book came with maxi pads. What's next? An industrial-sized tub of Vagisil?" Tina Reber, NYT Bestseller"I think I'd rather read a bowl of alphabet soup Elle Jefferson Queen unicornFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on ... why did I agree to read this again?" Mary Elizabeth, Mother of Dragons"Wait... what? Again? Does she own stock in those protective pads?" Nancee Cain, Amazing Author"Hang on to your vagina (or mine), Debra Anastasia is writing another sick piece of shit? WHY " Ana, Ana's Attic Book Blog"Debra slapped me with her lady lips, pinned me down with her bosom, shoved my face against her hairy legs and threatened me to write this review...it's "great." Meghan Quinn, Queen of the Obscene"Takes an asshole to recognize a crap story." Season Vining, Amazing Author"I thought seeing the search results for 'Blue Waffle' was the most traumatic experience I'd ever suffered. But no. This book was far worse." Cora Brent, NYT Bestseller"This book had my anus puckering in fear " Anne Mercier, Amazon Bestselling Author"Debra broke the hole code What happens in the hole is supposed to stay in the hole " Rochelle Paige, Amazon Bestseller"Are you kidding me? My eyes only just stopped bleeding from the last one " Nicki Elson, Author of Romantic Things"Have the brain bleach on standby " Carol Oates, Amazon Minor Category Bestseller (but major talent )"I was an innocent person, then Debra Anastasia happened." King Midian"I thought Debra Anastasia was dead." Angie Lynch, CEO and President of Shameless Book Club"So...has to be related to Fire in the Hole or should I say fart? " Pepper Mint, Reader"This book makes a case of genital warts seem like winning the lottery." Helena Hunting, NYT Bestseller"This is worse than Godfather III " Daisy Prescott, USA Today Bestseller"This book is unforgettable, unless you pay for a lobotomy and three rounds of shock therapy like I did." Katherine Stevens, Amazing Author"Debra Anastasia's work is consistent... consistently bad. Fire In The Hole might be the worst book ever published. Someone, please, please take her computer away." K.A. Robinson, NYT Bestseller"Wait. I was supposed to READ this? " Jillian, READ-LOVE-BLOG
The Revenger

The Revenger

Debra Anastasia

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
nidottu
The real hero of this story is dead. You should have met him. He was a beautiful man. The love of my life. I didn't deserve him. Now what's left are the jagged edges of the person I am without him, and what I have to do to get by. This isn't even a story about love. Not really. It's a twisted tale of revenge and hate-a happily never after.The only man in my life now is the one I have to kill. I'm Savvy Raine. I used to be a wife .I used to be a mother. Now I'm the Revenger.
Booty Camp Dating Service

Booty Camp Dating Service

Debra Anastasia

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
nidottu
Booty Camp Dating Service is a wildly successful matchmaking company. The twist? Well, Wolf Saber --who inherited his gift-- is NEVER wrong when he matches people. It's a gift passed down from his grandmother to his mother to him.He's sexy but stays behind the scenes, letting his buddy Chance do all the talking while he matches the clients at parties and events. Booty Camp Dating Service travels the country, and nine months after they leave the city there's always a flurry of weddings and an accompanying baby boom. Booty Camp claims that clients will be 110% satisfied and they deliver on that promise every single time.Except Wolf refuses to deliver on that guarantee for himself. He doesn't find love until Hazel Lavender's best friend pushes her through his front door. Now all he wants to do is make sure Hazel is 110% satisfied...in his bed. Which, ironically, would break the very rules Wolf demands of his employees--no dating clients, ever.So instead, Wolf and Hazel fight. And kiss. And fight some more.Will Wolf's own rules make him the very first Booty Camp Happily Never After?Line up readers, your Booty Camp date is waiting...
Lock

Lock

Debra Anastasia

Independently Published
2018
nidottu
I met her among the chaos of a gang fight - one that I inadvertently started. Ember. Beautiful, feisty, and passionate. And the sister of Mercy, an infamous assassin. We fell for each other, hard. Until forces outside of our control intervened. Now, she's a prisoner, doing everything she can to keep her family safe. And I'm her guard, doing everything I can to set her free. In this dark, twisted world, we only have each other. But I have to wonder, is that enough?
Lady Mafia

Lady Mafia

Debra Anastasia

Debra Anastasia
2023
pokkari
Get ready for a wild ride in this thrilling story of loyalty, mistaken identity, and the search for the notorious Lady Mafia. Leto is on a mission to rescue his brother from the clutches of a crime boss, but his plans take an unexpected turn when he kidnaps three women who aren't who he thought they were.As they navigate through dangerous situations, unexpected romances emerge and alliances are formed in the most unlikely of circumstances. Will they be able to outsmart the criminals and save the day?Find out in this action-packed adventure full of twists and turns.Lady Mafia at your serviceWill they be able to outsmart the criminals and save the day?Find out in this action-packed adventure full of twists and turns.Lady Mafia at your service
Lady Mafia (Hardcover)

Lady Mafia (Hardcover)

Debra Anastasia

Debra Anastasia
2023
sidottu
Get ready for a wild ride in this thrilling story of loyalty, mistaken identity, and the search for the notorious Lady Mafia. Leto is on a mission to rescue his brother from the clutches of a crime boss, but his plans take an unexpected turn when he kidnaps three women who aren't who he thought they were.As they navigate through dangerous situations, unexpected romances emerge and alliances are formed in the most unlikely of circumstances. Will they be able to outsmart the criminals and save the day?Find out in this action-packed adventure full of twists and turns.Lady Mafia at your serviceWill they be able to outsmart the criminals and save the day?Find out in this action-packed adventure full of twists and turns.Lady Mafia at your service
Lock (Hardcover)

Lock (Hardcover)

Debra Anastasia

Debra Anastasia
2023
sidottu
I met her among the chaos of a gang fight - one that I inadvertently started.Ember.Beautiful, feisty, and passionate. And the sister of Mercy, an infamous assassin. We fell for each other, hard. Until forces outside of our control intervened.Now, she's a prisoner, doing everything she can to keep her family safe. And I'm her guard, doing everything I can to set her free.I'd take a bullet for her. Hell, I'd take a few.In this dark, twisted world, we only have each other. But I have to wonder, is that enough?From the author of MERCY and HAVOC comes a new standalone about love, family, loyalty and sacrifice.
Cruel Pink (Hardcover)

Cruel Pink (Hardcover)

Debra Anastasia

Debra Anastasia
2022
sidottu
I'm just a girl, standing here, falling in love with my best friend's older brother.Totally kidding. I've always been in love with Austin Burathon.Effortlessly cool. Wears nail polish. Flirts with everyone. When he rescues me in the middle of the night, I see a side of his life that I never knew about.I thought he had what I didn't.Perfect homelife. Supportive parents. And he does, but he's fighting a war in his apartment.Austin's ex-boyfriend, Endgame, takes gaslighting seriously and thinks it defines love. Plus, he's refusing to move out.Endgame wears pink when he plans on breaking Austin's heart - and he does it often He may wear pink, but he has me seeing red.I'm going to protect Austin, any way I can. I'll do it over and over again, even if it means risking my own heart.
Crushed Seraphim

Crushed Seraphim

Debra Anastasia

Debra Anastasia
2022
pokkari
How does a foul-mouthed angel end up as the last hope for all of Heaven and Earth?When Seraph Emma is maimed and tossed from Heaven by a rogue angel who's taken charge, she fears she'll never be allowed to return. Tasked with the impossible job of showing the self-loathing (and not even human ) Jason his worth, Emma is sure she's doomed to fail.Meanwhile, having wormed his way into Heaven, the corrupt Everett has trapped God in Hell and has designs on unleashing evil everywhere. Fortunately, if there's one thing Emma can't do (in addition to minding her language), it's give up. Determined to save Jason and get back to Heaven-even if it means going to Hell-Emma's plan is simple yet impossible: trick the Devil to save God.What she doesn't count on is the devotion and, well, humanity she finds in Jason; the spirit, hidden compassion, and raw sex appeal within the Devil; and the vulnerability of her own heart. With the help of two unlikely allies, she'll wage the battle for Heaven. But will Emma be sidetracked by a new sort of heaven along the way?What's truly more dangerous?Falling from Heaven, or falling in love?
Bittersweet Seraphim

Bittersweet Seraphim

Debra Anastasia

Debra Anastasia
2022
pokkari
Suffering is worst when you're doing it alone. But Emma's taking Hell like an angel-even though her languishing began with having her seraph wings torn from her back. Now her worst enemy lords his body and his evil desires over her while she tries desperately to remember the words to her favorite prayer.As Devil, Jack used to have Hell and its women humming like well-oiled machines. Too bad he's nowhere near the place now. Stuck on Earth as a human, he must work with a ragtag team of exiled minions and half-breeds to save the angel who's become all that matters. Rescuing a seraph is the plan, but breaking into Hell means letting evil things out.Once they collide, minions and angels converge in the battle of the ages: good versus evil. But which side is which?Will Jack destroy the world as he fights to save Emma, his true and timeless love, from a damnation he designed? An action-packed sequel to Crushed Seraphim, this tale reveals-time and again-what happens when the heart's deepest desires break free.With a story both sizzling and sensual, emotional and enigmatic, Debra Anastasia invites readers to join a battle with nothing less than love on the line.
Poughkeepsie

Poughkeepsie

Debra Anastasia

Debra Anastasia
2022
pokkari
He counts her smiles every day and night at the train station. And morning and evening, the beautiful commuter acknowledges him-just like she does everyone else on the platform. But Blake Hartt is not like the others . . . he's homeless. Memories of a broken childhood have robbed him of peace and twisted delusions into his soul. He stays secluded from the sun, sure the world would run from him in the harsh light of day.Each day, Livia McHugh smiles politely and acknowledges her fellow commuters as she waits for the train to the city. She dismisses this kindness as nothing special, just like her. She's the same as a million other girls-certainly no one to be cherished. But special or not, she smiles every day, never imagining that someone would rely on the simple gesture as if it were air to breathe.
Mercy (Hardcover)

Mercy (Hardcover)

Debra Anastasia

Debra Anastasia
2022
sidottu
He taught me to kill. Murder is in my blood now. It runs through my veins and though I hide the monster I see in the mirror with ink, it doesn't keep him from coming out. My street name is Mercy, but I never show any. Except for her. I watch Becca, though she doesn't know. She saved me a long time ago; the day my father killed my mother. Her bravery turned her into a target. My father holds a grudge and knife with the same proficiency, and Becca is the focus of his hatred. And I'm the only monster who can save her.
Havoc (Hardcover)

Havoc (Hardcover)

Debra Anastasia

Debra Anastasia
2023
sidottu
I named myself. I took the word Animal out of their mouths, wore it like a badge of honor then shoved it down their throats. I've fought for what I have. I see you coming, before you even know you want a piece of me.In a city riddled with warring families, I'll rise up between them.My people, the broken souls I gather will have power by the time I'm done with them.I protect mine. Him. My brother, Nix. Her. The girl that is the only home I've ever had.She knows me. I'm coming at you, Sweetness.Stay ready.
Mercy

Mercy

Debra Anastasia

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2017
nidottu
MERCY He taught me to kill. Murder is in my blood now. It runs through my veins and though I hide the monster I see in the mirror with ink, it doesn't keep him from coming out. My street name is Mercy, but I never show any. Except for her. I watch Becca, though she doesn't know. She saved me a long time ago; the day my father killed my mother. Her bravery turned her into a target. My father holds a grudge and knife with the same proficiency, and Becca is the focus of his hatred. And I'm the only monster who can save her.
Havoc

Havoc

Debra Anastasia

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2018
nidottu
I named myself. I took the word Animal out of their mouths, wore it like a badge of honorthen shoved it down their throats. I've fought for what I have. I see you coming, beforeyou even know you want a piece of me. In a city riddled with warring families, I'll rise upbetween them. My people, the broken souls I gather will have power by the time I'mdone with them.I protect mine. Him. My brother, Nix.Her. The girl that is the only home I've ever had. She knows me. I'm coming at you, Sweetness. Stay ready.