For the millions of fans who have made Britney Spears the hottest female singer in America comes a parody that takes the reader into the Adrian-Mole-ish world of a California teen!
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- Last published by ROC in 1991--out of print for over ten years!
A MICROCHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCKAll his fifth grade friends at P.S. 13 think Frankie Stein has inherited the electronic genius of his namesake, Baron Frankenstein. But Frankie isn'tso sure. When he hears his father complain about the younger generation, he knows he is being put to the test. Can Frankie prove he is as good an inventor as his ancestor-or will his disillusioned parents turn him back into spare parts?C.D. Bitesky, Howie Wolfner, Elisa Stein and Danny and Barbara Keegan are willing to do anything to help their friend. But when Frankie finds the disassembled pieces of a mechanical dog, only he can put them together-and finally bring the pet of Baron Frankenstein to life WELCOME TO P.S. 13
ZOMBIE TO GOWhen Danny Keegan and his monster friends at P.S. 13 hear about a new pizza parlor, they can't wait to sample the food.Yet when they get to the restaurant, they discover that their pizza is served by dancing zombies-and that one of the zombies looks suspiciously like their beloved teacher Ms. Cosgrove What is the secret of the Zombie Pizza Parlor? Can Ms. Cosgrove be saved? Or will she and Danny be turned into monsters too?WELCOME TO P.S. 13 and the crazy classroom of THE FIFTH GRADE MONSTERS
SAVE THE MONSTERS Danny Keegan and his monster pals C.D. Bitesky, Howie Wolfner, and Elisa and Frankie Stein are thrilled when their old friend Zelda Bella-who they think may be a witch-turns up as the star of the new TV show Mother Scary's Matinee.But Zelda Bella's TV career may be short-lived. Weird Arthur Debarber and his Monster Mashers want to keep Brooklyn monster-free, and they're determined to see Mother Scary off the air-and deported to Rumania.It's up to Danny and his friends to save Zelda Bella. If the Monster Mashers succeed, they won't stop until C.D., Howie, and the Steins have been sent back to where they came from, too WELCOME TO P.S. 13 and the crazy classroom of THE FIFTH GRADE MONSTERS
THINGS THAT GO BARK IN THE PARKWHO ARE THE HOUNDS OF HECK AND WHY ARE THEY CHASING STEVE BRICKWALD?The good news is that Wonder Hill amusement park is finally going to open. Everyone in Ms. Cosgrove's fifth grade class is excited when millionaire Roland Hill gives them a special invitation to check out its fabulous rides before it officially opens to the public. The bad news is: Wonder Hill is haunted Even howling ghost dogs don't seem so terrible, though, when they kidnap bully Stevie Brickwald. Frankly, Danny Keegan and his unusual friends C.D. Bitesky, Howie Wolfner, and Frankie and Elisa Stein don't miss Stevie (and his famous pulverizing punch) one bit. But they're the ones who can find him.Stevie's disappearance is tied to the forces now imprisoning his classmates in Wonder Hill. Unless the Fifth Grade Monsters can get to the bottom of the mystery, their whole class is doomed.WELCOME TO P.S. 13 and the crazy classroom of THE FIFTH GRADE MONSTERS
YUCKERS WHAT SMELLS LIKE COTTON CANDY AND GOES THUMP, THUMP, THUMP?Stevie Brickwald is so gross. He even eats Yuckers cereal, and everyone knows it's full of weird chemicals. Then Stevie mixes Yuckers with a secret ingredient, and very strange things start happening at school.All the lunch milk disappears. A small pink dog is seen diving into the drinking fountain. A mysterious thumping interrupts Ms. Cosgrove's math class.Could there really be another monster loose at P.S. 13? Danny Keegan knows that all monsters aren't bad. After all, some of his best friends are monsters.WELCOME TO P.S. 13 and the Crazy classroom of THE FIFTH GRADE MONSTERS
THE MONSTER IN CREEPS HEAD BAYIS THERE REALLY A SEA SERPENT IN CREEPS HEAD BAY?Lots of people think they've seen one, and Captain Long John Silverman is offering a reward to anyone who can prove it exists. Danny isn't sure he believes in the creature, but his new friend Gilly Finn is positive the sea serpent is out there, and she intends to find it. Could Gilly's sympathy for the beast have anything to do with the tiny fins that seem to glimmer on her wrists? Or the pale green color of her skin?One thing is for sure: there's something mysterious going on in Creeps Head Bay, and if the Fifth Grade Monsters can't get to the bottom of it, no one can WELCOME TO P.S. 13 and the Crazy classroom of THE FIFTH GRADE MONSTERS
HOW TO BE A VAMPIRE IN ONE EASY LESSONWHAT'S WORSE THAN STEVIE BRICKWALD, THE BULLY STEVIE BRICKWALD, THE VAMPIRE When class creep Stevie starts acting friendly toward the monster kids, Danny smells a rat. Stevie says he wants C.D. Bitesky to teach him how to be a vampire. Danny's other monster friends seem to think it's a good idea.Danny's not so sure. Are his friend just playing a big trick on Stevie the bully? Or could those vampire lessons really be working?Welcome to P.S. 13 and the crazy classroom of THE FIFTH GRADE MONSTERS
ISLAND OF THE WEIRDWHAT IS THE BROOKLYN TRIANGLE AND HOW CAN DANNY AND HIS FRIENDS GET OUT OF IT?Danny and his monster friends have come up with the coolest science project ever. They're going to build a submarine to find a sunken pirate ship. Butwhen they test the engine, it explodes They get blasted into a weird dimension Frankie Stein calls "The Brooklyn Triangle."First they're lost at sea, then they're stranded on a mysterious island. Danny doesn't mind a little excitement, but this adventure is too far out The Fifth Grade Monsters have to get out of this mess or they may never see home again Welcome to P.S. 13 and the crazy classroom of THE FIFTH GRADE MONSTERS
WEREWOLF, COME HOMEIT'S A DOG'S LIFEWhat happens when a werewolf gets sick? He turns into a dog When Howie Wolfner comes down with the mongrels, Danny Keegan and his monster pals are worried. What if Howie the werewolf never becomes a boy again?Danny and the Fifth Grade Monsters enlist the help of Zelda Bella, their witch friend. Maybe she knows a potion that will turn Howie into a boy. But when they take Howie to visit Zelda Bella, they find that her house has been bewitched. Can they help her undo the spell and find her potion? Or is Howie doomed to be hairy forever?WELCOME TO P.S. 13 and the crazy classroom of the FIFTH GRADE MONSTERS