Moonlit Nights & Northern Lights

<p><strong>How to survive fake dating your telepathic arch nemesis during an undercover mission in Scotland: </strong></p><p>1. Don't think horrible thoughts about him in case he's listening in. The… Lue lisää <p><strong>How to survive fake dating your telepathic arch nemesis during an undercover mission in Scotland: </strong></p><p>1. Don't think horrible thoughts about him in case he's listening in. The creep. </p><p>2. Ensure Freddy the zombie ferret doesn't bite him. Much. </p><p>3. Try not to call him Detective Dickface (unless he really deserves it). </em></p><p>&#822;4&#822;. &#822; &#822;D&#822;o&#822;n&#822;'&#822;t&#822; &#822;l&#822;e&#822;t&#822; &#822;h&#822;i&#822;m&#822; &#822;f&#822;i&#822;n&#822;d&#822; &#822;o&#822;u&#822;t&#822; &#822;y&#822;o&#822;u&#822;'&#822;r&#822;e&#822; &#822;c&#822;a&#822;t&#822;c&#822;h&#822;i&#822;n&#822;g&#822; &#822;f&#822;e&#822;e&#822;l&#822;i&#822;n&#822;g&#822;s&#822; &#822;f&#822;o&#822;r&#822; &#822;h&#822;i&#822;m&#822;. &#822;</p><p><strong>Rory</strong></p><p>Imagine my surprise when my missing ex-boyfriend's phone pings back to life in the one place I swore I'd never set foot in again: home. Home to the pack I left years ago, where I'd learned I'd never be enough. </p><p>I'm probably mad for agreeing to go-after all, the pack gathering I've been invited to is definitely a trap-but even more crazily, I'm being sent with a man who hates my guts. The detective who threw me into a cell during a full moon, condemning me to an agony that I still have nightmares over. </p><p>It doesn't help that he's hotter than hell. Thankfully, he's straight, otherwise the way he looks at me sometimes might put ideas in my head. .. If I were ever able to forgive him, of course. </p><p><strong>Theodore</strong></p><p>He's loud. He's infuriating. He thinks it's okay to insult me to my face. </p><p>So why have I agreed to partner up with Rory Thorne to investigate missing shifters? </p><p>And even worse, why have I agreed to pretend to be his boyfriend? </em></p><p>Being a telepath means I've always kept the world at arm's length. I don't have time for tiny wolves with chaotic energy and ridiculous hair and eyes that taunt me with their enigmatic colour-an ocean-forest riddle that distracts me more than I care to admit. </p><p>Can the two of us pull off our undercover mission? Possibly, if we don't kill each other first. .. </p><p>Or, even worse, kiss. </p><p>Contains: a bi-awakening in a moonlit forest, only one bed because the hotel clerk ships them, a zombie ferret that likes to get bitey, wolf cuddles, "let's get this out of our system," and a rather mysterious zapping thing. .. </em></p>