Andrew Einspruch

The only thing trembling before her troops is her sense of confidence. Can this frazzled ruler rally her forces and halt a dangerous invasion?Queen Eloise Hydra Gumball III would kill for a vacation. But with her attempt to negotiate peace in shambles, the ever-hopeful young woman pours herself into mastering the mysterious power she carries tied to her hip. Desperate for insights, the inexperienced monarch sends her best friend off for research while she scrabbles to stay one step ahead of utter disaster.After she learns she's wielded the mystical artifact in undiscovered ways, Eloise dodges malicious gossip and a plummeting reputation to beg her fellow leaders to attend a last-ditch meeting. But when her aggressive enemy demands a miracle, the beleaguered royal worries her entire realm is about to end up on the chopping block.Can she patch together a brilliant solution before it all goes cattywampus?The Magic of Last Resort is the marvelously madcap sixth and final book in The Western Lands and All That Really Matters humorous fantasy series. If you like riotously resourceful heroines, epic levels of eccentricity, and puns with a powerful punch, then you'll love Andrew Einspruch's clever conclusion.Buy The Magic of Last Resort and hurtle to a hilariously eccentric ending today

She's settling into the throne. But how can she wage war with a military that only knows how to parade?Queen Eloise Hydra Gumball III's senses are a tad dented. Suffering from a blurry eye and a buzzing in her ear from her recent use of magic, the freshly ascended monarch is still struggling to figure out how best to reign. So when her eastern enemies seize part of her territory, the overwhelmed royal is distraught to discover that, after decades of peace, her army doesn't know how to fight.With invaders having annexed the land by moving the wall between realms, Queen Eloise sets about recruiting experienced champions to whip her soldiers into shape. But with funds tight and her council of advisors losing faith, the beleaguered ruler fears the only solution may be to parlay with the conquerors.Can Queen Eloise navigate a political nightmare to preserve the queendom?The Eastie Threat is the dastardly droll fifth book in The Western Lands and All That Really Matters humorous fantasy series. If you like characters seriously out of their depth, bizarre magic, and perfectly pointed prose, then you'll love Andrew Einspruch's regally rich caper.Buy The Eastie Threat to stop the ghastly incursion today

She royally mucked up her first moments as ruler. Can she pick up the pieces before it's off with her head?Eloise Hydra Gumball III is absolutely swamped. Rather abruptly crowned queen after her mother's assassination, she has no concept of running a realm and no leads on her mom's killer. Woefully tackling new obligations, her initial attempts at anything regal result in an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction and a broken wrist.Fending for herself after her sister and father depart, she struggles with an unending pile of paperwork and a slow murder investigation that only leads to clashes over her unqueenly behavior. And unsure who to trust, she hires a bird spy to gather intel from a faraway land... which doesn't exactly end well.Will Queen Gumball's inauspicious reign be cut short by tragedy and terror?The Crown Plonked Queen is the whimsy-rich fourth book in The Western Lands and All That Really Matters humorous fantasy series. If you like lovable characters, hilarious larks, and anthropomorphic awesomeness, then you'll adore Andrew Einspruch's ascent to the throne.Buy The Crown Plonked Queen to try not to blow it today

You have data that you want to share, but what is the best way to show it? No matter the data, there is a type of graph that can be used to make the information clear. Gr ficos en acci n (Graphs in Action) helps students learn about bar graphs, circle graphs, and line graphs. With a glossary, an index, dynamic images, and easy-to-read text, students will build their math and reading skills while they are engaged in reading high-interest topics.

From coal to sunlight to trash, it seems as if almost everything can be used to create energy, but which option is the most productive? The least harmful to the environment? The most practical? With this astute survey, readers will be well on their way to developing their own informed opinions about energy, which is one of today's most complex and debated topics.

Learn how one boy used algebraic thinking to earn money by opening a lemonade stand Running a business, even a lemonade stand, can be difficult, but this charming, Spanish-translated title shows readers how algebraic thinking, number patterns, and an understanding of STEM themes can make it much easier and make a business more successful Follow along as our trader calculates costs, income, losses, and profits. Sharp mathematical skills and innovation make for a very profitable lemonade stand This fun, practical example encourages readers to use their mathematical skills in their daily lives.

Everyone is a trader in the world of trade While most readers use money to trade things, people used to barter and bargain Teach young readers how they can trade things every day by buying or selling goods and services. Spanish-translated text, vibrant images, practical examples, diagrams, and mathematical charts all make it fun and easy to learn more about trading. Children will learn about all sorts of markets, including floating markets, online markets, and the stock market. This book introduces readers to the world of commerce, encouraging them to practice number patterns and various mathematical and STEM skills.