Andrew MacKay

Mom is missing.She's left the bed, and the front door is wide open... Iris Goddard has battled sleepwalking all her adult life. Until two weeks ago she had it under control. Tonight, her actions could get her killed. Terrified for her safety, her husband and young son race to rescue her. Chrome Valley's streets are hell on a Friday night, especially for a barefoot sleepwalker dressed only in her nightgown. The truth about Iris's condition simmers deep in her subconscious. Her sudden departure has put those she loves most in the firing line. The countdown to retribution has begun, and Iris has no idea of the violent nightmare she's sleepwalking into... or does she? Read as part of the Chrome Valley Thrillers series, or as a standalone, fans of psychological suspense thrillers will devour Somnambulist-the mind-bending thrill-ride from Amazon best-selling author Andrew Mackay. Join the hunt. Get your copy of this stunning paperback with exclusive series spine artwork now.

Weight He lost 17 lbs of it in fifteen days?Yes, he did -- and you can, too. Amazon best-selling author (and overweight yo-yo dieter) Andrew Mackay existed on fast food, processed meals, and gallons of soda. In between snacks, he made the mistake of checking his Body Mass Index... The Result? OBESE Something inside this math-hating, science-shunning, exercise-averse author snapped - and it wasn't his stomach sleeve (because he didn't need one - yet ) Devastated by the news, Mackay cooked up a plan to lose weight. To help, he kept a diary. Halfway through the adventure he stumbled across the only way to shed the pounds, and unearthed dozens of benefits for everyone to use: - The correct way to lose weight - and why it works. - The wrong way to lose weight - and why it never works. - How to start, what to do, and the pros/cons to watch out for. - Simplified explanations for the math and science even a two-year-old can understand. - Mackay's astonishing FOOL YOURSELF method to smash all obstacles in your path to success. No one said it was going to be easy. But... no one said it couldn't be an insightful, snarky and hilarious document of one man's weight loss triumph - or: a non-fiction Bridget Jones's Diary meets all those Lose Weight Real Quick books you dumped in the trash because they didn't work. Get your copy of this indispensable paperback now -- it might just change your life forever.

MAKE RACING GREAT AGAIN Bucky Yeager has a few secrets. He's crushing on his cousin. His best friend is (probably) making meth. His balls itch and his desire to be more than a simple hillbilly is chewing on his pride. Teenage Londoner Danny Hook is a no-good tw@, and he knows it. Skipping class and stealing cars with his equally listless buddies is fun. School isn't. All he wants is respect. Enter the Alien Probe (No, not like that.)Dozens of them have appeared all over Earth. What are they for? What do they do? All Bucky and Danny know is that the weird blue goo makes vehicles fly. This is their ticket out of the sh t.In the race to the moon, Bucky and Danny aren't alone. An advanced Japanese space program, an Arab Sheikh with everything to lose, a pair of Jews with everything to gain, and a crack team of Russian criminals have found a probe, too.Prepare yourselves for the ultimate human race Everyone's gonna play dirty.They're all gunning for first place.MAY THE BEST DIRTBAG WIN If you liked Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Barry Hutchison's Space Team, and Seth McFarlane's The Orville, you'll explode laughing with this R-Rated sci-fi action romp. Buckle up, scroll up, and hit the buy now button before the race starts without you

Jelly Anderson has nine lives. She'll need every last one of them fighting for humanity.The last three tails in the ground-breaking science fiction fantasy series. Jelly will have to harness her Killer Instinct to survive a rogue planet full of wolf-like creatures hell-bent on destroying the last of her crew. Back on Earth, USARIC has teamed up with the International Repatriation Initiative to perpetuate a mass Exodus of Russians from the US in a war that will involve the Rebels Against Genetic Engineering. Now, it's USARIC and the IRI versus The Misfits and The Rebels in a catastrophic war to end all wars. Jelly Anderson will crash-land right into the firing line. But which side will she take? Will she finally reunite with Jamie? Find out in Star Cat Forever, the action-packed, epic climax to the series. Star Cat: The Last Trilogy contains the spectacular final three tails in the six-part series from Amazon best-selling author Andrew Mackay. Complete your paperback collection with exclusive spine art now.

The epic conclusion to the best-selling sci-fi fantasy series.She left Earth as an adorable house cat. Now, Jelly Anderson returns to Earth as a ruthless killing machine, hell-bent on avenging those responsible for putting her crew's lives in danger. She's one angry cat desperate for blood. USARIC and CEO Maar Sheck are the only names on her hit list. USARIC found her escape pod first. They want to know everything about Opera Beta's doomed mission to Saturn. All Jelly wants is to be reunited with her owner. The corporation has thousands of mercenaries, death-droids, and mega-vehicles at their disposal ready to bury the truth about the Star Cat Project. It will be the war to end all wars. All we can do is pray that Star Cat Jelly Anderson is on our side. Complete your fantastic paperback collection now.

In space no one can hear you purr. Meet Jelly Anderson--your new, favorite hero. She's 30 cm tall, weighs 7.5 lbs, and has nine lives. This fiercely loyal feline is no ordinary cat... She's the first ever Star Cat. What if Jelly is their only chance? Enceladus, one of Saturn's moons, may be where the lost expedition Space Opera Alpha crashed. It was assumed they'd all died, but a strange distress call from the ringed planet left Mission Control with hope. Tested for agility, prowess, obedience and combat, Jelly and her team of human mercenaries are going to Saturn for answers. The crew has no idea how important this fuzzball is to their success. She's been fitted with Infinity Claws--and with flesh-eating Shanta, murderous mechs, and snark AI lurking around every corner, she's going to need them. You'll love the first three tails in this action-packed sci-fi fantasy saga with shades of Douglas Adams, because everyone enjoys thrilling space adventures with snarky banter. Start your paperback collection with exclusive spine artwork now.

Scratch first. Ask questions later.Star Cat Jelly Anderson, her daughter Furie, and what little remains of the original Opera Beta crew are stranded on a remote planet. They just want to get back to Earth but their ride is damaged beyond repair. Be careful what you wish for. The aftermath of the Star Cat Project has brought western civilisation to its knees. USARIC and the International Repatriation Initiative have joined forces to remove all Russian nationals from the US in a catastrophic mass exodus. The rebels at R.A.G.E. are set to retaliate, and have the firepower and mechs to pull it off. Alex and Jelly have a plan to get back to Earth--an idea so crazy that it might just work. Surviving the journey back to Earth is an almost impossible challenge; one that will test their physical acumen, survival instincts, and psychological well-being. Both Jelly Anderson and war are coming home. It's just a matter of who gets there first. Star Cat: Exodus is the fifth instalment in your favorite action-packed science fiction & fantasy series. Continue the ground breaking journey and continue your paperback collection right now.

Your high school was never like this Come hang out with the students at Chrome Junction Academy... ... where backstabbing, bullying, and vandalism are staples of the curriculum Featuring all three books in the outrageous dark comedy series by Amazon best-selling author Andrew Mackay: Let's Kill Mr. PondSam created the plan. Jonnie carried out the attack. Together, they conspired to kill their woodwork teacher. It started out as just a bit of fun, but it didn't end that way... Vicky & Lizzie's First PeriodVicky and Lizzie kick-start a nasty rumor about a teacher which spirals out of control. Lives and careers are about to be destroyed in this riotous, blood-splattered, first-of-its-kind musical comedy novel. The Belch Park Field TripThe school inspectors are in So, the principal sends the worst students to an amusement park for the day. Bad idea With a rival Roman Catholic school at the park, the Chrome Junction kids are ready for war-and the rides may not survive the carnage Fans of South Park, Monty Python, and Robot Chicken, will love this side-splitting and shocking comedy of terrors Get your paperback copy of this tremendous trilogy now

If you're going to shoot evolution in the back, you'd better not miss.Trying to get back home, Jelly Anderson and the surviving crew of Space Opera Beta have crash-landed on a mysterious planet. An alien entity much bigger, smarter, and violent than they can imagine is lurking on this dark planet. Its name is Mastazita, and it's waiting for the perfect moment to strike. The crew are desperately unaware, and dangerously ill-equipped to fight. Give a cat no option, and you leave her no choice. These alien beings mess with Jelly Anderson and her family at their peril. Now a towering feline monster ready to murder, she's ready to protect her loved ones, even if it means a fight to the death. Killer Instinct is the fourth instalment in the best-selling sci-fi fantasy series. An emotional juggernaut of pure action, suspense is coming for you. Get it now.

There's no space for the untrained.Jelly Anderson beat tens of thousands to become the first cat in space. Before she blasts off to Saturn with the crew of Space Opera Beta, we think she may need a little training. How do you prepare a cat for the trashcan that is outer space? You put her through USARIC's rigorous training program. That's how. A violent stealth mission, a suffocating spacewalk, and one death-defying space simulator should seal the deal.Sounds easy enough, right? Yeah. That's what the crew thought, too... Suit up, buckle up, scroll back up... and hit the buy now button. A blast of pure sci-fi adrenalin awaits you...

If you work at a multinational company, at some point you may be asked to travel the world to maintain or install equipment or seek to boost your firms reputation. It happened to Andrew Mackay, and he was unprepared from the moment he stepped on an helicopter to go to a Chevron platform in the North Sea, when everyone was dressed for freezing temperatures except him. Working as what he calls a travelling prostitute, Mackay was surprised to find that almost all of the time, he was on his own. Higher-ups never asked about his well-being, and he had to quickly adapt to indigenous populations, cultures, and traditions. In sharing his experiences while working abroad, he hopes to prepare other employees at multinational companies who may not appreciate what traveling on the job entails. If your organisation has not done its homework in advance, your very life could be at risk. From being kidnapped at an airport, left stranded, forced to spend extra time in strange places, and navigating dangerous situations, youll learn how to survive when working overseas in Trials and Tribulations of a Travelling Prostitute.

The universe is a mother.Now pregnant, Star Cat Jelly Anderson and the crew of Space Opera Beta are waiting for USARIC's search and rescue vessel to save them. Outnumbered and outgunned, the aliens are closing in and ready for blood. Rescue or certain death. Only one will get to them first. The crew can't take any chances. They need to train Jelly to defend both herself and the gift inside her. Wool will coach her on suppressing her primal instincts. Jaycee will train her with firearms. Bonnie will teach her how to kick alien ass. It's their only hope for survival. In training an animal to fight, the crew have created an unstoppable beast who's about to multiply. Jelly Anderson came to save the universe and kick some ass. Now, she's all out of universe. Star Cat 3: War Mage is the third instalment in your favorite mind-blowing science fiction & fantasy adventure. Get it now.

WANT YOUR UNIVERSE BACK? COME AND GET IT.Jelly Anderson may only be 30 cm tall and weigh 7.5 pounds, but she also has nine lives. The bad guys don't. She decoded Saturn's distress call and saved Space Opera Beta from annihilation. Now, the crew have made a fantastic discovery. It's called Pink Symphony- an evolutionary force of nature. There's just one problem... Humanity is next on Pink Symphony's kill list. Strange things are happening to the crew. Riddled with claustrophobia and paranoia, anyone could snap at the flick of a whisker and turn lethal - and in the chaos, everyone has failed to notice what's happening to Jelly. She's getting bigger, stronger, faster... smarter. Let's pray her transformation is for the good of the universe. If it isn't, the consequences are too horrific to comprehend. Star Cat: Pink Symphony is the action-packed science fiction & fantasy sequel juggernaut that will leave you breathless. Grab your paperback copy of this action-packed sequel and continue the thrill ride right now.

Alan, Sam, Alice and Aurora operate behind enemy lines on L-Day: the Allied liberation of the Occupied South. The partisans suffer grievous losses linking up with friendly forces. Hitler mercilessly crushes an SS coup. The Brotherhood of the Purifying Flame takes advantage of the chaos to pursue its Holy Mission.Young Lions Pride is the seventh book in the Young Lions series and is a fast-paced, gritty novel set in an alternative history of the Second World War. The

IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU PURR.What if Jelly the Cat is our only chance? Enceladus, one of Saturn's moons, was where the lost expedition Space Opera Alpha vanished. It was assumed they'd all died, but a strange message left Mission Control with hope. Why wouldn't survivors send a longer distress call? It was only two words, but what do they mean? Only the common household cat seems to understand it. Now, the prowl is on to find the best-suited cat to join Space Opera Beta's rescue team to Saturn. She will be judged on their agility, prowess, obedience, and combat. The winner will be crowned Earth's first Star Cat, and equipped with Infinity Claws to battle anyone who stands in her way. But her crew of humans have no idea how important the little fuzzball is to the future of the universe, how vicious she can be to friends and foes, or just how disobedient she is whenever she feels like it... Fans of Douglas Adams, Frank Herbert, and Star Wars will love this first instalment in the best-selling STAR CAT phenomenon because everyone enjoys action-packed sci-fi fantasy tails full of twists, turns, aliens, and snarky banter. Start your paperback collection of this thrilling series now.

IT'S A JUNGLE IN THERE Eighth-grader Henry "Bandage Face" Williams has never been a leader...... or stood up to the bullies... or kissed the girl of his dreams. But all that is about to change when the school's inspectors come in for the day. The principal has rounded up Chrome Junction's mischievous cream-of-the-cr@p and sent them to a galaxy far, far away-Belch Park High on energy drinks, and under Henry's charge, this gaggle of over-excited children will ride rollercoasters, stuff their faces with fast-food, and cause enough trouble for Google to re-do their maps app. But when a rival Roman Catholic school arrives, they're determined to show the kids of Chrome Junction Academy just who is the biggest, baddest, and bestest school. Now, it's war. Will Chrome Junction Academy defeat the bad school? Can Henry grow a pair and lead the kids to glory? Heck, will the park even survive in one piece? (Spoiler Alert: Probably not.) Read as the third instalment in the Chrome Junction Academy Series, or as a standalone, The Belch Park Field Trip is the side-splitting, foul-mouthed, bodily-fluid-spraying coming of age tale of friendship, loyalty... and other forms of narcissism. Get your copy of this wonderful wipe-free paperback now.

They're spiteful, scheming, shameless little LIARS Meet Vicky & Lizzie... ... two eighth graders who'll stop at nothing to get what they want. All they want is to be popular. And what better way to get attention than to start a deadly rumor about one of their male teachers at Chrome Junction Academy? Together, they conjure up the most disgusting and career-ending lie designed to ruin the poor man's life. Gossip spreads like wildfire around this school, and these mean girls know it. But when the plan goes a little too well, the brown stuff really hits the fan-and splatters the lives and reputations of innocent teachers and students. Vicky & Lizzie are desperate to avoid trouble, and will stop at nothing--include violence-to get away with what they've done in this outrageous all-singin', all-dancin' and hilarious dark satire your sides will never fully recover from Fans of snarky humor with a musical dash of Monty Python, Janet Evanovich, Tom Sharpe, and South Park will love Vicky & Lizzie Quick Scroll back up and get your copy of this marvelous paperback right now Warning: This title contains themes of an adult nature and is NOT suitable for minors or those with a sensitive disposition.

JUST FOUR WORDS STARTED IT ALL.Seventh-grade tearaway Jonnie and his push-over of a best friend Sam are going to murder their woodwork teacher. And why not? Everyone hates Mr. Pond, after all. It's the perfect chance to alleviate the boredom and do some good for the school, or so these two immature minds think. But there's a lot working against the boys' plan for murder. Staff and students are all over the place. The window to strike is getting smaller. And one of the boys is having second thoughts about going through with it... Jonnie's got the knife, and Sam is riddled with anxiety-but an unbelievable twist throws their hit into chaos. The clock is ticking, but the motives have changed. There's still time to kill Mr. Pond, but if Jonnie and Sam pull it off, the consequences for all involved will be too terrible to bear...

The perfect partner doesn't exist. Create one.Successful inventor Xander Manning has spent years of his life building a companion that will cater to your every desire. It's just a shame he hasn't acknowledged the emotional toll it's taken on his wife. She's going to leave him just as his career is about to explode. As if by fate, single mother Chloe Armstrong enters Xander's life and turns his world upside down. Half his age, the beautiful and confident Chloe possesses an uncanny ability to melt his heart. Their affair could spell the end of Xander's outlook on love-and hopefully for the better. But Chloe's real motives become the stuff of shocking rumors among his friends and colleagues. Something isn't quite right about her, not that Xander can see it. He knows love is blind, and that humans - us simple machines - need only love to survive. Now, Xander is about to gamble his entire life on Chloe... and if doesn't pay off, his company and those closest to him will be destroyed forever... Fans of Lee Child, Gayle Curtis, Jess Lourey, Dean Koontz, and Gregg Olsen will never forget Simple Machines-a modern-day suspense thriller from best-selling author Andrew Mackay. Get your copy now.