Brass Monkey

Just like love, this tangram puzzle by Brass Monkey is kind of complicated...but totally worth it. The enclosed game booklet provides over fourty-two unique puzzles to solve using the included solid puzzle pieces. A heart is just the beginning. • Features 9 unique shapes in smooth red MDF, displayed in a heart shape (to start, anyway). • Includes a gamebook illustrating over 42 other puzzles to solve. • Comes packaged in a giftable box (that's also perfect for a coffee table). • Each puzzle shape is 5/8" thick. If this detail is what sold you, you are an interesting person. • Box measures 4.75" square (by 1.25" deep if you're curious).

Build the bar of your dreams, one drink at a time. This compact drinking journal by Brass Monkey starts with a simple cocktail (with two ingredients), but each consecutive drink adds a new component to your bar...so you'll always know that you'll have exactly what you need. Included in this exciting book are recipes for 100s of cocktails, as well as space to write down your drunken thoughts…. like “finger socks.” This vintage-inspired hardcover recipe book from Brass Monkey features 400 unique colorful pages filled with drink recipes, trivia, and a running inventory of your bar. Makes the perfect gift for friends, family and even you.

You could say that this cloth-bound mini daily planner by Brass Monkey is undated...but you'd really be selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life. • Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right? • Features a cloth bound cover with embossed 'Hidden Agenda' artwork. • Filled with 366 days (208 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. • Measures 4.75" wide by 7.5" tall (and .6" thick, if you're curious) • Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off. • The smaller counterpart of our full-sized planner.

Big cards, for even bigger winnings. These giant (oversized is underselling it) cards by Brass Monkey come in a rigid paper wrapped box, perfect for display on a coffee table...when you aren't playing the world's largest game of solitaire. Includes 54 uniquely designed cards (that means jokers are included). • Did we mention that these are giant cards? Each one measures 4.5" wide by 7" tall. • Comes in a rigid, coffee-table-worthy box (with a pull-out matchbox style tray). • Includes 54 unique cards (including jokers), featuring a bold, vintage-inspired design aesthetic throughout. • Box measures 5.125" wide by 7.5" tall (and 1.75" deep if you're curious). • It's all about the little (well, big in this case) details. Everything has been oversized, even the sticker seal on the box.

The perfect compliment to our memo pads, this weekly tear off pad by Brass Monkey is a great way to fool your co-workers into thinking that you're actually organized. Inspired by vintage legal pads, this 100-page pad helps you plan out each week at a glance. Then you can rip it off and throw it away, just like it likely deserves. • Inspired by classic legal pads (with a foil-stamped header). • Features a vintage-inspired design. • Includes 100 perforated pages (of the same design). • Bound to a rigid chipboard backer, so it's, like, rigid. • Pad measures 11.5" wide by 5" tall.

Inspired by the by-gone era of office supplies, this uniquely monochromatic memo pad by Brass Monkey is made with dyed paper (color all the way through...fancy) and features a glued top edge for easily tearing off pages. It's perfect for leaving messages for your roommate who seriously just needs to get a freaking secretary already. • Features a vintage-inspired design on dyed paper (aka: the actual paper itself is yellow). • Includes 75 pages (of the same design). • Bound to a rigid chipboard backer, so it's, like, rigid. • Pad measures 3.5" wide by 5.5" tall. • It's a pad of paper, what more do you want to know?

Inspired by the by-gone era of office supplies, this uniquely monochromatic memo pad by Brass Monkey is made with dyed paper (color all the way through...fancy) and features a glued top edge for easily tearing off pages. It's perfect for leaving messages for your roommate who seriously just needs to get a freaking secretary already. • Features a vintage-inspired design on dyed paper (aka: the actual paper itself is pink). • Includes 75 pages (of the same design). • Bound to a rigid chipboard backer, so it's, like, rigid. • Pad measures 3.5" wide by 5.5" tall. • It's a pad of paper, what more do you want to know?

You know, in Brazil it's actually considered rude to show up on time. So get off our backs, dad. This vintage-inspired, cloth-bound daily planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life. • Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right? • Features a cloth bound cover with embossed 'The Perpetually Late Show' artwork. • Filled with 366 days (336 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. • Measures 6" wide by 9" tall (and .9" thick, if you're curious) • Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off. • The full-sized counterpart of our mini-planner.

If we're honest, some days, anything with alcohol counts. This elegant and refined smoke-tinted glass from Brass Monkey is perfect for turning 'drinking on a weeknight' into a distinguished affair. • Distinctive ombre smoke-colored glass. • Features metallic gold and black 'The Good Shit' artwork. • Holds 12 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. • Measures 3.34" in diameter & 3.5" tall. • We'd hand wash these...but it's your life.

Fall in love with drinking, all over again. This elegant and refined smoke-tinted glass from Brass Monkey is perfect for turning 'drinking on a weeknight' into a distinguished affair. • Distinctive ombre smoke-colored glass. • Features metallic gold and black 'Distill My Heart' artwork. • Holds 12 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. • Measures 3.34" in diameter & 3.5" tall. • We'd hand wash these...but it's your life.

Every great team has well-defined roles, so why not play to your strengths? This elegant and refined smoke-tinted glass from Brass Monkey is perfect for turning 'drinking on a weeknight' into a distinguished affair. • Distinctive ombre smoke-colored glass. • Features metallic gold and black 'Designated Drinker' artwork. • Holds 12 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. • Measures 3.34" in diameter & 3.5" tall. • We'd hand wash these...but it's your life.

I mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal "coffee" mug from Brass Monkey. It's oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day. Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option). • Stackable porcelain mug w/ mid-century inspired shape. • Features the same three-color 'Part-time Adult' artwork on both sides. • Holds 10 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. • Measures 3.25" in diameter (plus the handle) & 3.86" tall. • Machine washable...if you're into that.

The more you know: This white porcelain tray, inspired by vintage school cafeteria trays, is small in size...but big in personality. Don't miss the recessed spot for your glass (or enough salsa for approximately two chips). • Vintage cafeteria-inspired tray design, crafted in porcelain. • Features a recessed area for drinkware (psst...ours fit great btw). • Hand-designed 'After School Special' lettering on the surface. • Measures 11.5" wide by 8.5" deep. (and 3/4" thick if you're curious) • Machine washable...if you're into that.

Wow, you look really great today....way better than yesterday. Anyway, this card set by Brass Monkey includes 200 unique compliment cards to hand out...100 compliments and 100 backhanded compliments. Each card features a unique phrase on the front, with a place to write a personal note on the back (unless you want to stay anonymous). Give them out one at a time, or display them on your coffee table. You're smart, you'll figure out something. • Includes 100 compliment cards & 100 backhanded compliment cards. • Example compliment: You are like a 20 dollar bill found in a winter coat. • Example compliment: I'm glad that you aren't a bodybuilder. Your veins are the perfect size already. • Example backhanded compliment: Your attractiveness more than makes up for your personality. • Example backhanded compliment: Wow, you look really good in this light.

This game set includes everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Seriously, we all know grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN PLAYING THEN!? Ahem, anyway...this game set by Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for casual and serious card players alike. You're just more likely to lose money to one those two. • Features two uniquely designed decks of playing cards. • Includes an instruction book, explaining 30 different games in detail. • Useful scorepad and pencil to keep track of (and rub in) your wins. • Giftable box measures 9" wide by 4.25" deep (and 2.3" thick btw). • We're not responsible for lost wages and/or friends.

Give your houseplant a bit of attitude with this heavyweight ceramic planter by Brass Monkey, which features white glaze and...well...some care instructions. Includes a drain plug & drip tray (that also functions as a lid) for even the most discerning of plant people. • Vintage apothecary-inspired design, crafted in ceramic. • Features bold one-color 'I Could Really Use A Drink' lettering. • Includes a drain plug & drip tray for those high maintenance plants. • Measures 4.42" in diameter and 3.9" tall. • Use it as a lidded container if your plant dies, and you just give up.

Whoever said that swearing doesn't pay off? So do what you love, and save money all at the same time. This swear bank by Brass Monkey features a glass front (with gold foil art) and a slot for coins on the top. It's even f-ing hangable. Bonus: it comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option). • Black wooden design, with a glass front to see all the funds you gave. • Features hand-designed metallic gold 'Don't Swear' artwork. • Includes a hidden slide-out panel (to get your damn change back). • Measures 6.75" wide by 4.875" tall (and 2" deep if you're curious). • Hangable on the wall, or displayable on a desk.

Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se. • Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. • Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use) • Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use) • Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter. • Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.

This dice set includes everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Seriously, we all know grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN PLAYING THEN!? Ahem, anyway...this game set by Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for beginners and professionals alike. You're just more likely to lose money to one those two. • Features 26 uniquely designed dice (and a dice cup). • Includes an instruction book, explaining 30 different games in detail. • Useful scorepad and pencil to keep track of (and rub in) your wins. • Giftable box measures 9" wide by 4.25" deep (and 2.3" thick btw). • We're not responsible for lost wages and/or friends.