Bridget Chase

Vol. 2: Eighteen Action Comedy Short Stories by Bridget Chase, with roller coaster fast plot lines, beautiful women, gun fights, destruction, laughs, and over the top characters.Contents:1. Zombie Volcano2. Zombie Volcano 23. Clooney of the Universe4. Damme Trolls5. Home Alone Amityville6. Death of a Geisha7. Gary Vee Hates Zombies 8. Girls Girls Girls Machine Gun9. Kong Fu10. My Name is Bruce11. Night of the Living Dead Strippers12. Ninja Blood13. Ninja Midnight14. Ninja Werewolf15. Piranha Sushi Bar16. Popcorn King17. Popcorn King 218. Popcorn King 3

Jennifer Garner's daughter and husband were murdered, bad; like, in cold blood, bad- the coldest of blood, bad- if the blood were chilled in a freezer at Dairy Queen and then poured over ice, and served in Antarctica, bad. The distraught mother wants revenge, because nothing honors dead family better than merciless 'n bloody murder. She enlists the help of Dick Tracy and begins hunting for the gang responsible. One of the gang member's tattoo, leads our heroes to seek out a time machine and sets a path for ancient Egypt. Success rests on finding one man; but in searching him out, it brings new enemies who aren't human; in fact, they were created to TERMINATE all humans Bridget Chase wrote this story in 1957 after having attended a Master Class cooking class in Florida. While learning to make the 'oh so perfect' donut dough, Bridget unknowingly release Kintar Rimu an ancient Egyptian God. Kintar Rimu's soul had been vanquished to a pot of flour. Flour, which somehow ended up at the grocery store and in the hands of Bridget. The two hit it off as best friends and spent many a nights at the Mystery Emporium night club in the VIP Egyptian God section. The two discussed many things yet all conversation seemed to come back to Jennifer Garners tits. It was at this time that Bridget suggested that they team up to write the story 'Peppermint Pyramids'. Kintar and Bridget needed to do some research on Jennifer Garners tits; so, the two flew to LA. In a twist of fate while fondling those Hollywood tits a man by the name of Fred Nude stormed Ms. Garner's mansion and banished Kintar's essence into an old Virgin Olive Oil bottle. Bridget went on to write Peppermint Pyramids alone, but holds fondly the time the two had spent together at the Miami strip club.

Folks around here would say that playing Batman is the pinnacle achievement for any actor's career. Poor Matt Damon has been left in the dust. he hasn't yet graced the screen as the Dark Knight. Matt plans to change that. All that is required is for others to see him, the way he sees himself- wearing that iconic cowl. Following a bar fight in his Bat costume, Bat Damon and Ben Affleck head to a bar where a robotic stranger tells the two of a mystical treasure in Europe in the form of Natalie Portman sunbathing topless on the beach. Well, in no time they are all on a plane and fully invested in this adventure of voyeurism; an adventure, which leads one character to become over come with passion and steal the line of Michael "Squints" Palledorous, "There she is; lotioning, oiling, oiling, lotioning- I can't take this no more MOVE "With the plot bent by passion, there is only one place that a conclusion can be found...At a mysterious Amusement Park; An Amusement Parkwith an extraordinary name

Here we go buckle that seat belt and put the bucket of fried chicken between yer knees; we got Nicholas Cage who can see two minutes into the future. He is approached by a FBI Agent- Agent Ferris. A nuke has been stolen and a rogue terrorist organization more evil than IKEA furniture in winter plans to detonate that nuke in the US. Agent Ferris needs to convince 'ol Nick Cage to help out. He will, but that sly celeb has one demand- he wants Jessica Biel And, that is where this fiction car slams into, SUPER SHORTS Say it again, SUPER SHORTS

Vol. 1: Nineteen action comedy, bizarro fiction short stories by Bridget Chase, with roller coaster fast plot lines, beautiful women, gun fights, destruction, laughs, and over the top- mashed up characters. The contents includes- The Loch Ness Monster Cures Aids- Jesus Opens a Taco Truck- The Devil's Donut- SEO Camp- Rudolph's YOLO Day- Muppet Chainsaw Massacre- Muppet Chainsaw Massacre 2- Jaguar Kicks- Hollywood Creature- Halloween Tremors- Grandma's Cookie vs. Planet Bad Dudes- Full House and the Devil's Thunderdome- Dracula and Frankenstein Pick Up Some Ladies at the Circus- David Hasselhoff Rubs Some Bacon On It- The Predator Gets a Date for Prom- Wax Museum in Space- Bully Pig- Alt-Right Titty Bazooka- and, Ninja Lunch. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll say, 'What the f&%$'

Hollywood has given the Green Light to an action packed reboot of the hit TV show 'The Golden Girls'. Brought on to play the Golden Four are Ben Affleck as Blanche, Matt Damon as Rose, Harrison Ford as Dorothy, and Kevin Smith as Sophia. A drug cartel moves into the Golden Girls' Miami subdivision, and they ain't havin' it The drug scum are nosing around looking for someone named Casey, and the Golden Four take action to take their suburbs back Ben Affleck just finished his role as Batman. The role took a toll on his emotions, as well as his marriage. He decides to throw himself 'fully' into the role of Blanche in the Golden Girls action reboot. His already fragmented mind is further shattered when the Hollywood star gets involved with a new drug.

Thinking about a mysterious woman from his past, Ozzy Osbourne pulls a deadly song from the bowls of the universe. Upon singing the catchy lyrics, our little Ozzy get swept away to a strange land. Sharon, his wife, sets out to find her missing husband with the help of twenty armed men.In the new land, Ozzy's song lyrics hold world changing powers. The Wicked Witch and other villains, plot to capture Ozzy; and use him.

Also pubbed under my given name. The book is the same with either version. This is the cover I prefer.Summary: Luna runs a website where people can buy occult objects, spells and magic. "Now don't be hidin' nothin'. I sell satanic books, incubus visits and the darkest fuckin' curses." She doesn't care what happens to the people that order. "Naw, they be bitchin' I just press delete on that email I do. If they's unhappy I delivered what they ordered, ain't my fault none." It started as a gimmick to make some money and luckily her friend decided to help. "He be the best friend to have." Her friend is Satan. "Yes sir, and he live in my backyard."Emma ordered a satanic book online. She invites her friend Cory over to read it. They had been investigating magic and spells together for some time now. "And they's about to get the real ol' thing " When the book arrives it is more than they had expected. "That's because it was made by ol' Satan himself."Anya had a sexual desire that was unquenchable. She found a magic store online that sold an Incubus Dream. Figuring it was more than likely fake, she bought it and hoped that she would have the sexual adventure she was looking for. "Man o man, she got that didn't she? Good ol' Satan always delivers "A terrible beast is growing. Rotting flesh and tubs of blood swirl in this thing's mind. This demon is trying to break free. "And Satan's goin' be one happy father he is."

*This book is also published under my given name. Bridget Chase is a pen name where I publish with my preferred cover designs to my works.*Starting as only a Craigslist Advertisement, Dr. Gore's Cannibal Circus spreads across social media through the Houston area. A one night only event. No one knows if it is real or what to expect. Some believe it's a hoax, or a Cirque Du Soleil show and still others speculate it's a Banksy art instillation. When Richard meets a girl named Jessica. They plan a date to Dr. Gore's Cannibal Circus. Richard didn't realize that their date, would lead to a night of fighting for their lives.Tan is a sexual predator. He has an endless appetite for taking advantage of women. His most recent prey is a young teen girl named Jessica. Tan is waiting for his opportunity to strike and the circus is the perfect opportunity to get her.Maggie wants to rebuild her marriage with her husband Zach, after her recent affair. She believes Dr. Gore's Circus, will provide the perfect night out to reconnect.The circus is not all it seems, and everyone inside will find out why it's called Dr. Gore's Cannibal Circus.*Includes the additional bonus short story 'Scream Red' at the end of the book*