Cameron Stelzer

Ahoy there, and welcome to the School of Scallywags. Appropriately nicknamed, SOS, The School of Scallywags is a bizarre boarding school for pirates who need a little HELP to reach their full potential. With the motto of "Mischief, Mayhem and Mucking About," who knows what each day will bring? When new student, Mischief McScruff, arrives on the island, trouble is already waiting for him. Together with a hook-handed Pie Rat, a rapping Chimp-at-Sea and a moody black cat, Mischief embarks on a treasure hunt that's more trouble than it's worth With a combination of witty text and whimsical illustrations, the first book in this award-winning series is guaranteed to have you laughing out loud. "Shiver me surprises This new Scallywags adventure is the best thing since frozen pies came in a six-pack. Not only is it fantastically funny, but it is filled to its crunchy pie crust with madness and mayhem. So, what's stopping you? Grab a bottle of sauce and dig in I score this book 6 out of 5 frozen pies*." Hook Hand Horace - Pie Rat * Editor's note: Yes, we realise that 6 out of 5 is not a proper star rating. But as frozen pies don't come in a five-pack, we were forced to run with Horace's score.

What happens when four students try to make their own Volcanic Candy? A full-on CATASTROPHE happens, that's what happens Join Mischief, Benny, Flick and Horace on their second disastrous adventure at the School of Scallywags. It's a rollercoaster ride from start to finish (and yes, there is an actual rollercoaster in the story). Scrumptious sweets and thrilling rides - what more could you want? With the Spring Fair just around the corner, our accident-prone heroes have one final chance to redeem themselves before they are tossed out on their ears. But will their grand plan lead to an even stickier situation? Find out or miss out in this tasty, thrilling adventure "If you love eating candy, dream about candy, or if your name happens to be Candy, then this candy-licious book is for you. It is also suitable for children named John, James, Jane, Jack, Jill, Jenny and Rumpelstiltskin. Sorry, the rest of you will have to choose something from the boring bookshelf. I rate this book five-out-of-five luscious lemon lollipops." Professor Porkchop - Celebrity Chef and Candy Connoisseur.