Chris Carpenter

A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL!What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud:The mummy prepared farro for dinner.The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner.Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words.This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language."Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."-The Wall Street Journal"If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"-Imagination Soup

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Are you a true Derby fan? Do you follow every match? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about Derby County Football Club over the years? Then the time has now come to put your knowledge to the test with this fun and enjoyable quiz book about the club.Completely revised and freshly updated ready for the 2021/22 season, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining questions - all with multiple choice answers.Some of the questions are easy, and some are more challenging, and this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history - and teach you a new fact or two The book is packed with information and is an absolute must-have for all loyal Derby supporters.You will be asked many wonderful questions on a wide range of topics associated with Derby County Football Club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, honours, fixtures, songs and more, guaranteeing you both an educational experience and hours of fun.Sample questions include: - What is the club's nickname?; Who is the youngest ever goalscorer? Who were the opponents in the first match played at the new stadium? So some easy, some a bit harder, and you will definitely learn some new facts about the club.Why you should buy this bookEducational, enjoyable and fun, The Derby County Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for Derby County fans of all ages, both young and old. It is ideal as a gift for a Derby fan, or buy it for yourself if you are a true Derby County supporter.If you consider yourself a true Derby County fan, this is a must-have book to establish how much you really know about your club, so buy it now.

Are you a true FC Barcelona fan? Do you follow every match? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about the club over time? Then now is the time to put your knowledge to the test with this enjoyable and educational quiz book.Completely revised and updated for the 2020-21 season, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining questions - all with multiple choice answers. Some of the questions are easy and some are a little harder, and this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history - and definitely teach you a new fact or two about Barcelona The book is packed with information and is a must-have for all loyal FC Barcelona supporters. You will be asked many questions on a wide range of topics associated with Barcelona Football Club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, honours, fixtures and more, guaranteeing you an educational experience.Barcelona Quiz BookEducational and enjoyable, this FC Barcelona Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for fans of all ages, both young and old and will test your knowledge and prove you really know your Barca trivia.This is a must-have book for every real Barcelona fan, so buy it now

Are you a true Aberdeen fan? Do you know everything there is to know about the Dons? If so, then this is the perfect book for you.Completely revised and updated for the 2021-22 season, this Aberdeen quiz book will test your knowledge on all things Aberdeen FC to see just how good an Aberdeen supporter you really are.This book has one hundred and one trivia questions, some easy, some harder, all with multiple choice answers for you. This entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history. The book is packed with information and it will make a great gift for an Aberdeen fan, or for yourself of course Why you must buy this bookEducational, enjoyable and fun, The Aberdeen Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for fans of all ages, and will test your knowledge of the Dandies and truly prove you know about your club's proud history. This is a must-have book for a true Aberdeen fan, so buy it now

Portsmouth FCAre you a true Portsmouth FC fan? Do you follow every match? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about Portsmouth along the way? Then the time has come to put your knowledge to the test with this entertaining and educational Portsmouth Football Club quiz book.Completely revised and updated for the 2021/2022 season, this book contains one hundred and one informative and fun trivia questions with multiple choice answers.With 101 questions, some easy, some more challenging, this quiz book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history. The book is packed with information and is a must-have for all loyal Pompey supporters.You will be asked many wonderful questions on a wide range of topics associated with Portsmouth Football Club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, honours, fixtures, songs and more, guaranteeing you both an educational experience and plenty of fun.Sample questions include: - Who is the club's youngest ever goalscorer? Who has scored the most goals for the club? Who was the last captain to hold aloft the FA Cup?Educational and enjoyable, this Portsmouth Football Club Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for fans of all ages, and will test your knowledge of this historic club and prove you know your Pompey trivia.This book will make a great gift for a Portsmouth fan you know, or of course for yourself. This is a real must-have book for every true Portsmouth lover so buy this book now

Are you a true Cardiff City fan? Do you follow every match? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about Cardiff City along the way? Then the time has come to put your knowledge to the test with this educational and enjoyable Cardiff City Football Club quiz book. Brand new in January 2019, and revised and updated for the 2021/22 season, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining trivia questions with multiple choice answers. With 101 questions, some easy, some more challenging, this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history. The book is packed with information and is a must-have for all loyal Bluebirds supporters. You will be asked a hat full of wonderful questions on a wide range of topics associated with Cardiff City Football Club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, honours, fixtures, songs and more, guaranteeing you both an educational experience and plenty of fun.Sample questions include: - Who is the club's youngest ever goalscorer? What is the statue outside the stadium? Who was the club's first foreign signing? Why you should buy this bookEducational and enjoyable, this Cardiff City Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for fans of all ages, and will test your knowledge of this historic club and prove you know your Bluebirds trivia in this fun addictive quiz book.It is ideal as a gift - for someone else or for yourself This is a real must-have book for every true Cardiff City lover, so buy it now

Are you a true Rangers fan? Do you think you know everything there is to know about the Gers? If so, then this is the perfect book for you. This Rangers quiz book will test your knowledge on all things Rangers to see just how good a Rangers supporter you really are. Completely revised and updated for the 2021/22 season, this book has one hundred and one trivia questions, some easy, some harder, all with multiple choice answers for you. This entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history. The book is packed with information and is a must-have for all loyal Rangers supporters and it makes a great gift for a Rangers fan, or for yourself of course . Why you must buy this bookEducational, enjoyable and fun, The Rangers Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for fans of all ages, and will test your knowledge of the Gers and truly prove you know about your club's proud history. This is a must-have book for every Rangers fan, either as a gift, or for yourself, so buy it now

A New York Times Bestseller!A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." -The New York TimesLet's get real-the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you!This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!

Are you a true Spurs fan? Do you follow every match? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about Tottenham Hotspur Football Club along the way? Then the time has come to put your knowledge to the test with this educational and enjoyable quiz book. Completely revised and updated for the 2021/22 season, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining - all with multiple choice answers. With 101 questions, some easy, some more challenging, this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history. The book is packed with information and is simply a must-have for all loyal Spurs supporters. You will be asked a range of questions on a wide range of topics associated with Tottenham Hotspur Football Club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, honours, fixtures and more, guaranteeing you both an educational experience and plenty of fun. This will make a great gift for a Tottenham fan or of course for yourself. Sample questions include: - Who is the youngest ever goalscorer? What song do the players run out to? Who was the club's first foreign signing? Why you must buy this bookEducational, informative and fun, The Tottenham Hotspur Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for Spurs fans of all ages, both young and old, and will test your knowledge and prove you know our Tottenham trivia.This is a must-have book for every true lover of Tottenham Hotspur, so buy it now.

Are you a true Stoke City fan? Do you know everything there is to know about this historic club? Do you follow every match? Then the time has now come to see how much you really know about Stoke City Football Club.Completely rewritten and revised for the 2021/22 season, the Stoke City quiz book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining trivia questions, all with multiple choice answers. With 101 questions, some easy, some harder, this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long history. You will be asked many questions on a wide range of topics associated with the Potters for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, honours, fixtures, songs and more, guaranteeing you both an educational experience and plenty of fun. Why you should buy this bookEducational, enjoyable and fun, this Stoke City Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for Potters fans of all ages, and will test your knowledge of Stoke City Football Club and prove you know your trivia in this fun addictive quiz book. This book also makes a great gift for a Stoke City fan.This is a must-have book for every true lover of Stoke City, so buy it now

Southampton Football ClubAre you a true Saints fan? Do you follow every match? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about Southampton FC along the way? Then the time has come to put your knowledge to the test with this fun and enjoyable Southampton Football Club quiz book.Completely revised and updated for the 2021/22 season, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining trivia questions with multiple choice answers.With 101 questions; some easy, some more challenging, this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history. The book is packed with information and is a must-have for all loyal Saints supporters.You will be asked a hat full of wonderful questions on a wide range of topics associated with Southampton Football Club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, fixtures, songs and more, guaranteeing you both an educational experience and plenty of fun.Sample questions include: - Who was the youngest ever goalscorer? What song do the players run out to? Who was the club's first foreign signing? Why you should buy this bookEducational and enjoyable, this highly rated Southampton Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for Southampton fans of all ages, testing your knowledge of this historic club and it will also make an ideal gift for a Southampton supporter too.This is a must-have book for every true Southampton fan, so buy it now

Are you a true Newcastle fan? Do you follow every game? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about Newcastle in your time? Then now you really should put your knowledge to the test with this educational and enjoyable quiz book. Completely revised and updated after the Saudi based takeover in October 2021, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining trivia questions - all with multiple choice answers.Some of the questions are easy, some are challenging, and this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history.You will be asked a range of wonderful questions on a wide range of topics associated with Newcastle United Football Club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, honours, fixtures, songs and more, giving you both an educational experience and hours of fun.The book is packed with information and is a must-have for if you are part of the Toon Army. Sample questions include: - What is the stadium capacity? Who has scored the most goals for the club? Who was the youngest ever goalscorer? What song do the players run out to? Who is the oldest player to turn out for the club? What is the club's record signing?Why you should buy this bookEducational, enjoyable and fun, this Newcastle United quiz book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for Newcastle fans of all ages, and will test your knowledge in a fun addictive way. This makes a great gift for a Newcastle United fan, or as a treat for yourself.It is a must-have book for every true Newcastle supporter, so buy it now

Are you a real Wolves fan? Do you follow every game? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about the club in your time? Then now you really should put your knowledge to the test with this interesting and enjoyable Wolverhampton Wanderers Quiz Book. Completely revised and updated for the 2021/22 season in The Premier League, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining trivia questions - all with multiple choice answers. Some of the questions are easy, some challenging, and this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history. The book is packed with information and is a must-have for all loyal Wolves supporters. You will be asked a range of wonderful questions on a wide range of topics associated with Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, honours, fixtures, songs and more, giving you both an educational experience and plenty of fun. Sample questions include: - What is the stadium capacity? Who has scored the most goals for the club? Who is the youngest ever goalscorer? What song do the players run out to? Why do Wolves play in gold and black? Educational, enjoyable and fun, this WWFC book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for Wolverhampton Wanderers fans of all ages, and will test your knowledge in a fun addictive way. It will also make an ideal gift for any Wolves fan. This is a must-have book for every true Wolves supporter, so buy it now

Consider yourself a true Real Madrid CF fan? Do you follow every match? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about Los Blancos over the years? Then the time has come to put your knowledge to the test with this enjoyable and educational quiz book.Completely revised and updated for the 2020/21 season, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining questions - all with multiple choice answers.Some of the questions are easy and some are harder, and this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and very successful history - and will teach you a new fact or two The book is packed with information and is a must-have for all Real Madrid supporters and it also makes a great gift for a fan of Real Madrid.You will be asked many questions on a wide range of topics associated with Real Madrid Football Club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on trophies, records, honours, players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals and more, guaranteeing you a fun and educational experience.Why you must buy this bookEducational, enjoyable and fun, The Real Madrid Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for Los Blancos fans of all ages, both young and old, throughout the World, and will test your knowledge and prove you really know all about Real Madrid CF.This is a must-have book for every true Real Madrid fan, so buy it now

How well do you know Celtic FC? Do you consider yourself a true fan of Celtic Football Club? This is your chance to put your knowledge to the test with this Celtic Quiz Book. Completely updated and revised for the 2021/22 season this is a quiz book all about the Bhoys in green. Read through all one hundred and one questions about this historic football club and see just how much you know. If you simply can't get enough of rolling down London Road to see The Grand Old Team, this book is for you. You will be asked many fun and interesting questions on a wide range of topics including: club legends, trophies, managers, players, transfers, club origins and more. If you can think of a Celtic related question, you will probably find it in this quiz book. Why You Must Buy This BookEducational, enjoyable and fun, The Celtic Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for Celtic FC fans of all ages, and will test your knowledge of Celtic Football Club and prove you know your Celtic trivia.The book makes a great gift for a Celtic fan too, or of course for yourself.Buy the quiz book that Celtic fans just can't get enough of.

Are you a true Villa fan? Do you follow every match? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about the Villa? Then now is the time to put your knowledge to the test with this fun and enjoyable Aston Villa Quiz Book.Completely revised and updated for the 2021/22 season, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining trivia questions - all with multiple choice answers.Some of the questions are easy, some hard and this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history. The book is packed with information and is a must-have for all loyal Villa supporters and will also make a great gift for an Aston Villa fan. You will be asked a range of questions on a wide range of topics associated with Aston Villa Football Club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, honours, fixtures, songs and much more, guaranteeing you both an educational experience and hours of fun.Sample questions include: - What is the stadium capacity? Who was the youngest ever goalscorer? What song do the players run out to? Why you should buy this bookEducational, enjoyable and fun, this Aston Villa book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for Villa fans of all ages, and will test your knowledge in a fun addictive way.This is a must-have book for every true Villa fan, so buy it now

Are you a true Leeds United fan? Do you follow every match?Have you picked up lots of little known facts about Leeds United Football Club? Then the time has come to put your knowledge to the test with this educational and enjoyable quiz book.Completely revised and updated for the 2021/22 season back in the Premier League, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining questions on Leeds United Football Club - all with multiple choice answers.This book contains a range of questions; some are easy, and some are definitely more challenging, and this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long and successful history - and teach you a new fact or two The book is packed with information and is a must-have for all loyal Leeds supporters.You will be asked many wonderful questions on a wide range of topics associated with Leeds United Football Club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, honours, fixtures, songs and much more, guaranteeing you both an educational experience and hours of fun.Sample questions include: -Why do Leeds wear whiteWho is the club's youngest ever goalscorer?What song do the players run out to?Who was the club's first foreign signing? Leeds United Quiz BookEducational, enjoyable and fun, The Leeds United Quiz Book will make an ideal gift for a Leeds United supporter too as it will provide the ultimate in entertainment for fans of all ages, both young and old; and will test your knowledge and prove you know your Leeds trivia.This is a must-have book for every true Leeds fan, so buy it now

Are you a true Crystal Palace fan? Do you follow every match? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about Crystal Palace Football Club? Then the time has come to put your knowledge to the test with this fun quiz book.Completely revised and updated for the 2021-22 season and with newer and harder questions, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining questions - all with multiple choice answers.Some of the questions are easy, some are tougher, and this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long history - and teach you a new fact or two The book is packed with information and is a must-have for all loyal Eagles fans. This is a perfect quiz book for fans young and old alike as it has a range of questions that span the club's history as well as more recent events. You will be asked many questions on a wide range of topics associated with the club for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, honours, fixtures, songs and much more, guaranteeing you both an educational experience and plenty of fun.Sample questions include: - Who was the youngest ever goalscorer? What song do the players run out to? Who was the club's first foreign signing?Why you must buy this bookEducational, enjoyable and fun, this Crystal Palace Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for Palace fans of all ages, both young and old, either as a gift for yourself or as a gift for a Crystal Palace fan you know. It will test your knowledge and prove you really know your Eagles trivia.This is a must-have book for every true Palace supporter, so buy it now

Consider yourself a true Swansea City fan? Do you follow every match? Have you picked up lots of little known facts about Swansea City? Then the time has come to put your knowledge to the test with this educational and enjoyable quiz book.Completely revised and updated for the 2021/22 season, this book contains one hundred and one informative and entertaining questions - all with multiple choice answers.Some of the questions are easy, and some are more challenging, and this entertaining book will test your knowledge and memory of the club's long history - and teach you a new fact or two The book is packed with information and is a must-have for all loyal Swans supporters. You will be asked many wonderful trivia questions on a wide range of topics associated with the Swans for you to test yourself. You will be quizzed on players, legends, managers, opponents, transfer deals, trophies, records, fixtures, songs and much more, guaranteeing you both an educational experience and hours of fun.Sample questions include: - Who was the youngest ever player? Who was the club's first foreign signing? Who was the first Swansea player to represent Wales? What is a famous song associated with the club? Why you must buy this bookEducational, enjoyable and fun, this Swansea City Quiz Book will provide the ultimate in entertainment for fans of all ages, both young and old and will truly test your knowledge of your club. It also makes a great gift for a Swansea supporter.This is a must-have book for every true Swansea City fan, so buy it now