Chuck Tingle

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. FAKE NEWS, REAL BONERSToobo loves the news, and after years of searching, he's finally found a voice that he can trust with Buttbart.com. After a heated conversation with an old friend, however, Toobo is compelled to drop in on his favorite Buttbart commentator and get to the bottom of some serious allegations.Soon Toobo discovers that, not only is Buttbart a fake news site, but his favorite writer is actually a handsome unicorn named Yerno. Together, the two of them quickly discover that the news may be fake, but their boners are real.HEAVY METAL UNICORN LAWYER SINGS INTO MY BUTTHOLE LEGALLYJorbit is a hard worker with a decent job, but the daily nine-to-five grind is wearing him down. Realizing that his life is completely devoid of any recreation or entertainment, Jorbit and his friend decide that the best cure for their blues is a night on the town, heading out to the local rock club to see heavy metal giants, Horns of Heck.Suddenly, a chance meeting with the unicorn lead singer, Grimble Chorns, has Jorbit reeling, and when he learns that Grimble is both a rockstar and a lawyer, all bets are off.Soon enough, the two of them launch a five-year legal battle in an effort to attain permits allowing Grimble to sing into Jorbit's butthole, which will bring them together in ways they could've never imagined.THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTTGrendy loves being a ranger at Bunderbo National Park, and when the federal government shutdown puts him out of a job, Grendy is absolutely devastated. Just when the ranger thinks it can't get any worse, he learns that his butt is shut down, too.As civilization collapses around him, Grendy disappears out into the wilderness, building a log cabin and living off the land. It's not until he meets Trento Reets, a handsome unicorn mailman on the run, that he realizes just how terrible things have gotten out there.Unfortunately, Trento holds a terrifying secret that can only be thwarted by an open heart and an open butt.

World-renowned author Dr. Chuck Tingle is back with this brand new guidebook, ready to lead readers through the inner workings of The Tingleverse with this powerful and enlightening volume on the mysterious subject of time. Within these pages, the twice Hugo nominated author will deftly explain the layers of reality that make up our existence, examining timelines from this reality and the next. Several historical eras are covered, from the handsome gladiators of Ancient Rome to the true buckaroos of the American west. As a seasoned timeline traveler himself, Dr. Tingle even explores notable eras of the future, like The Great Robot Trot or the colonization of Mars. Even some of the universe's greatest mysteries are revealed, with sections detailing the truth behind The Big Bang, or examining how the first spark of life occurred.An important resource for all who understand love is real, this guidebook for time will fill in the blanks between realities and balance the forces of what could never be, and what is.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SATURDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWhen it comes to the weekends, Marky loves to get out of town for a little adventure. Whether it's skydiving, backpacking, or river rafting, Saturday always brings something fun into Marky's life.When Marky finally comes face to face with the handsome physical manifestation of Saturday, he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime. What could have easily been the river rafting trip from hell, quickly transforms into an erotic journey deep inside one another's hearts... and butts.SUNDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWhen Derek runs into Sunday outside of a heavy metal concert, he doesn't get the best first impression. The sentient, living day may be handsome, but he's also waving around protest signs and making claims about an omnipresent author that Derek the wrong way.Derek is intrigued, however, at least enough to show up at Sunday's church for a private meeting. Soon enough, the two are encountering their author, Chuck Tingle, face to face, and learning that Sunday has everything backwards about the best way to prove love.Now Derek and Sunday are hard at work rubbing one another the right way, for a change, in a hardcore anal pounding that will open wide both of their hearts, and butts.THE BANANA IN MY BUTT IS A HANDSOME LIFEGUARDIt's summer, and Tronbo finds himself deeply compelled to visit the beach. His friends are too busy, which prompts Tronbo to head out for a solo swim that turns dangerous quickly. Suddenly, the lone swimmer is drowning.Fortunately, Tronbo finds himself rescued from the jaws of death by a handsome living banana lifeguard, who seems to be carrying a deep dark secret. Soon enough, the two of them find themselves wrapped up in a romantic tryst with more layers than just a simple banana peel, culminating in a hardcore pounding between the muscular man and his breathtaking banana lifeguard.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. WEDNESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWhen Farp overhears his coworkers discussing their Hump Day plans, he immediately finds himself turned on beyond belief. A typically horny guy already, Farp can't wait to get in on this secret celebration of a day dedicated to hot sex.Eventually, however, Farp learns the truth. Despite the name, Hump Day is actually dedicated to getting over the hump of the work week, a time for buckling down and logging some extra hours behind the spreadsheets.It's not until Farp meets the handsome, physical manifestation of Wednesday that he learns Hump Day can be a little of both THURSDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTRito is one of the best racecar drivers on the planet, but he's never been number one. In fact, no matter how hard Rito tries, he can't seem to come in any position besides second place.When Rito meets the physical manifestation of Thursday at a party, he finally has someone to relate to. After all, Thursday's been seen as a second rate Friday since the beginning of time.Soon, this friendship makes the leap to attraction, culminating in a hardcore sentient day on human pounding that will teach both of them cumming in second isn't so bad after all.FRIDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTRenrot is a straight A college student on the verge of graduation, but when his test scores start to drastically slip, it soon becomes apparent that Renrot's life is suffering from a lack of balance.Now realizing that it's actually possible to study yourself stupid, Renrot heads out for a night of partying that will hopefully put his head back on straight, and finds it in the form of the handsome physical manifestation of Friday.But is a hardcore anal encounter with Friday enough to turn Renrot's grades around and maintain his straight A status?

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. NEWS COMMENTATOR SAM HANNITY POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE FACT THAT HE DIDN'T DISCLOSE HE HAS THE SAME LAWYER AS THE PRESIDENTSam Hannity is the top political commentator for the Fog News Network, a television network committed to fogging the minds of all who watch it. Sam's got it all, but lately it feels like his lies are getting dangerously close to catching up with him.When news breaks that Sam Hannity shares a lawyer with the president he's constantly praising (a connection he never disclosed), his life turns upside down. Soon enough, the handsome physical manifestation of the fact that Sam Hannity didn't disclose he shares a lawyer with the president is meeting Sam for the first time, instantly hitting it off and helping this grumpy news commentator see the world in a new light.Now Sam Hannity and his sentient concept lover are locked in the heat of passion, learning the truth about love through politically charged, hardcore anal pounding TUESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTNewly single Narlo is counting on another night in, until his friend Greg surprises him with an impromptu trip to a charity auction up in the hills. Narlo goes along, but can't afford to participate.When Narlo discovers they're auctioning off dates with the sentient, physical manifestations of days of the week, he's especially disappointed in his lack of funds; that is, until Tuesday shows up. After every other day pulls in millions of dollars, perfectly average Tuesday can't even get things off the ground.Narlo ends up with a Tuesday date for a dollar flat, but little does he know just how worthwhile his purchase will be. Of course, Narlo will find out soon enough when him and Tuesday fall quickly for one another, their adventure culminating in a hardcore anal pounding that will make your day SEDUCED BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICALLY MANIFESTED SOUND THAT SOME PEOPLE HEAR AS YANNY AND OTHERS HEAR AS LAURELRippy works at one of Hollywood's most respected press and public relations firms, and today they have a potential new client coming in, the handsome, physically manifested sound that some people hear as Yanny and others hear as Laurel.Known for his work with other viral internet sensations, Rippy hopes to impress this muscular sound with his creative ideas in the boardroom, but it quickly becomes apparent that the sound some people hear as Yanny and others hear as Laurel is more intrigued by Rippy's ideas in the bedroom.Now the two are learning each other's deepest darkest secrets, and when Rippy discovers the incredible truth behind this mysterious sound, all bets are off. Soon enough, they are locked in a hardcore anal pounding that you'll have to hear for yourself

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THE BUTT FILES: THE CASE OF BIGFOOT'S WEINERSculder and Mully are two FBI agents assigned to The Butt Files, a division of the FBI dealing exclusively with cases that are too arousing to solve. Together they've managed to crack plenty of unexplained cases, but their new assignment is the most mysterious one yet.When a troubled bigfoot contacts Sculder about his television set that won't turn on, the handsome agent jumps at the chance to get to the bottom of this technological paranormal occurrence. It's only when the agent's arrive that they discover the TV wasn't plugged in, but soon the plug itself comes into play. Looking mysteriously like an anal probe, this paranormal plug sends Sculder on a journey to find the truth... deep within his own ass.BUTTNITE BUTTLE ROYALEWhen Pete loses his job, he suddenly finds himself faced with a series of difficult questions. Namely, how is he going to afford to keep a roof over his head?Fortunately, Pete learns about a competition known as Buttnite Buttle Royale, in which one hundred contestants are dropped onto an remote island where they battle it out to determine who is the single most handsome of the bunch. Many will arrive, but only one will come out on top.Now in a flying bus over the island, Pete meets a handsome bigfoot with plenty of Buttnite experience. The connection is instant, but will their attraction lead to a loving anal pounding before the competition's end?DON'T VOTE FOR VIRGINIA CONGRESSIONAL HOPEFUL DENBER WIGGLEMAN BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF HATE, NOT BECAUSE BIGFOOT MAKES HIM HARDWhen private investigator Hartoon is hired to gather dirt on Virginia congressional hopeful, Denber Wiggleman, he knows that it's going to be a difficult gig. After all, it's hard to find dirt on someone who already proudly wears their hatred on their sleeve.Hartoon thinks he's caught his big break after following Denber out to the edge of town in the dead of night, but comes up disappointed when he realizes it's just a rendezvous with a handsome bigfoot. There's nothing wrong with loving bigfoot, right?Fortunately, Hartoon soon notices that Denber's tee shirt during this illicit encounter is sporting a message of hate and bigotry. However, when Hartoon sees the articles accompanying his photos the next day, there are only mentions of the erotic bigfoot tryst, and nothing about Denber's hateful message.Now Hartoon must set things right and prove love is real with a hardcore bigfoot encounter of his own

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. MY HANDSOME MOUNTAIN BIKE IS A DOCTOR AND HE POUNDS MY BUTTLurso loves to mountain bike, waking up early and heading into nature for a long, relaxing ride. It's changed his life for the better, but Lurso's friends are growing concerned by the fact that he never bikes with a buddy on these dangerous trails.After a terrible crash, Lurso suddenly finds himself at the bottom of a canyon with a broken leg. It appears that all hope is lost, until Lurso realizes that his handsome living mountain bike is an incredibly skilled doctor.Now Lurso and his sentient bike, named Mart, are working together to survive, which will bring them closer than they ever imagined possible. Soon enough, Mart is so close that he's fully inserted into Lurso's butt RAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF TRAFFIC WHO IS A BAD BOYPeeps Nerbin has a problem with being late, and with only one strike left on his record, Peeps needs to make it into work on time. Unfortunately, Peeps soon finds himself completely stopped on the freeway, with no relief in sight.Now Peeps is taking matters into his own hands, marching to the front of the gridlock and confronting the handsome physical manifestation of traffic face to face. Traffic is a bad boy, so Peeps is prepared for a fight, but what he's not prepared for is the manifested concept's undeniable charisma.Soon enough, Peeps and the living concept of vehicle congestion find themselves wrapped up in an erotic encounter that would stop traffic any day, culminating in a hardcore anal pounding POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY PODCAST "NIGHT VALE PRESENTS POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN PODCAST WITH CHUCK TINGLE"Puck Tangle is the most successful author in Billings, and maybe even the world. With eight Hugo award wins under his belt and over ten years of his hit podcast, Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast, Puck is living large.When the author receives a mysterious phone call from the physical manifestation of his own podcast, however, his world is sent into a tailspin. Soon enough, Puck and the sentient embodiment of Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast are traveling deep into the uncharted corners of the Billings Public Library, unlocking secrets of this universe, and the next.Now Puck has stumbled upon a hidden room stocked full of books by the author Chuck Tingle, causing a recursive storytelling tesseract that throws Puck and his Podcast into a hardcore anal pounding across infinite timelines.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LAUNDRY DETERGENT PODGreg is late for the car show, but thanks to some high-octane intensity behind the wheel, he arrives just in time for check in. Unfortunately, his ride is now covered in mud and dirt just hours before the show starts.After hearing about a secret car wash in the hills nearby, Greg visits to find a mysterious, cloaked cleaning expert. It's soon revealed that this enigmatic bad boy is actually a handsome, sentient laundry detergent pod in disguise, hiding out in the hills after people start eating his kind for kicks.Soon enough, Greg and the gorgeous, red and blue cleaning tool find themselves wrapped up in a hardcore affair that is sure to have both of them sparkling clean and covered in suds.TAKEN HOTLY BY MY HANDSOME PHYSICALLY MANIFESTED HOT TAKEHoblio is a hit on social media thanks to his sizzling hot takes on various cultural, political and even personal events, but when he forgets to post online for three whole weeks, his social media presence crumbles.Desperate for a new viral hit, Hoblio visits a mysterious shop with thousands of cataloged hot takes for purchase, eventually finding his way to a box of blistering meta takes. This is where Hoblio meets Fernon Bons, a handsome, physically manifested hot take who immediately sweeps Hoblio off of his feet.Now these two lovers are locked in the heat of passion, but it soon becomes clear that their erotic pairing is even more meta than they could've ever imagined.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF VALENTINE'S DAYGreeves has had plenty of luck in relationships, but when Valentine's Day rolls around he always seems to find himself single and miserable. This year, Greeves isn't gonna take it anymore.Unfortunately, the man's overzealous Valentine's Day boycott gets him fired, but after a chance meeting with the physically manifested holiday itself, things start to look up for Greeves. Valentine's Day is hooking Greeves up on a blind date.When the date doesn't show, Greeves is suddenly left to look inward and learn about himself, and about the true nature of this handsome, sentient holiday. Of course, it wouldn't be a Tingler without this all culminating in a hardcore anal pounding that will take your breath away

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SENTIENT FORT PAULS MANOFORT IS CHARGED IN THE BUTT WHILE TROMP'S FOREIGN POLICY ADVISOR GEORGIE PAPADOP ADMITS HE LIED ABOUT HIDING INSIDEWhen sentient, living fort, Pauls Manofort, turns himself in to the police for questioning, Chief Hander expects a busy day at the station. What he get's however, is one of the most incredible adventures of his life.Tasked with delivering charges directly to the living fort's butt, Chief Hander must climb deep down within the blankets and cushions, unraveling a sordid tale of international intrigue and political corruption.Soon enough, Chief Hander discovers that there are other's within President Tromp's inner circle who are hiding out inside the Fort, and quickly leans they'll tell him anything he wants to know about this illusive butt... for the right price.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HOLIDAY SHOPPINGFerndo loves the holidays, but the overwhelming struggle to find the perfect present for everyone that he knows is starting to get him down. While Ferndo could easily just buy several paperback copies of Chuck Tingle's latest books, a great gift that's available now with free shipping from Amazon Prime, Frendo heads to the mall on Black Friday instead.Unfortunately, Ferndo is quickly swept away by the surging crowd, and nearly drowns before he's rescued by a man in a rowboat, named Borson Reems. Eventually, Ferndo and Borson find shelter on a desert island amid this overwhelming sea of shoppers.But Ferndo quickly learns that they're not the only ones who inhabit this beautiful oasis at the local mall. Soon enough, he's face to face with the handsome sentient manifestation of holiday shopping, who he's ready to give a piece of his mind... and butt SENTIENT PHANTOM TOW TRUCK POUNDS MY BUTTWhen Port forgets to burn sage next to his car during a late night at the office, he unexpectedly finds himself visited by a phantom tow truck named Grembo Toons. Now his car is gone, and according to ghost law, there's no getting the vehicle back.Fortunately, using his exceptional skills as a hotshot lawyer, Port finds a legal loophole in his favor, then travels across town to an old haunted manor in an effort to get his car back. When Port confronts the spectral tow truck, however, he quickly finds that things aren't always as they seem. Now Grembo and Port are locked in an otherworldly romance unlike anything either has experienced before, culminating in a hardcore anal pounding between man and handsome tow truck ghost.Later, Grembo changes his name to Daniel Day Loomis and becomes a dressmaker.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. VEEP THROAT: MIKE BENCE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE WORD LODESTARMike Bence is frustrated. As the Vice President his job should be a walk in the park, with all the perks of a high profile position but none of the responsibility. Instead, he's found himself working for President Tromp in one of the most chaotic presidencies in history. These days, it's almost impossible to get any evil deeds done without Tromp throwing a tantrum or having a mental breakdown.At his wit's end, Vice President Bence finally decides to let off some steam with an anonymous opinion piece in The New Billings Times, taking the President to task with some strong, and obscure language.Unfortunately, one of the words that Mike Bence used in his piece is not happy about being dragged into the limelight, leading to a tense confrontation between the Vice President and the physical manifestation of his favorite word, Lodestar. Soon enough, this tension becomes erotic, culminating with a hardcore anal encounter between old man and handsome word.WEREPLANE BUTT PARTYLimm Jovas is a writer on the hunt for inspiration and coming up short. As a crafter of horror, he wants his new werewolf novel to be truly frightening, and decides to head to Plainhome, Louisiana for creative stimulation, hometown of his favorite late werewolf author.There are no werewolves in Plainhome, but it quickly becomes apparent there are more than enough Planes, with a hustling, bustling airport unlike anything Limm has ever seen.Soon enough, Limm is on the trail of a handsome man who just happens to make an even more handsome plane, treating Limm to a hardcore wereplane butt party on the bayou that he'll never forget.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE BLUE WAVEWhen everyone starts buzzing about an upcoming "blue wave" of Democratic wins during the midterm elections, pollster Yellon expects to see a spike in his data, but when no spike comes, Yellon finds himself hitting the streets in search of answers.Soon enough, Yellon begins to unravel the startling truth, that his polls aren't considering a massive influx of new voters previously considered "unlikely." It turns out the blue wave is real, and handsome as hell.Now Yellon is confronting the fact that this sexy blue wave is one hundred percent likely to pound him in the butt.

The phone rings and you answer immediately, finding the operator in a panic. "The call is coming from inside your butt " they shout.If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 3, a seven-book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone.Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature...THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR BUTTWEREPLANE BUTT PARTYOPEN WIDE FOR THE HANDSOME SABERTOOTH DENTIST WHO IS ALSO A GHOSTTHE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAYPOUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYERSENTIENT PHANTOM TWO TRUCK POUNDS MY BUTTTHE BUTT FILES: THE CASE OF BIGFOOT'S WEINERReader beware, you're in for a boner

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Chuck Tingle is the voice of a generation, a literary mastermind who has completely changed the way that the world looks at dinosaur, bigfoot, unicorn and living object romance. Now, however, things are about to get meta.In the world of Chuck Tingle, anything can pound you in the butt, from your reaction to the title of this hardcore bundle, to this very sentence itself. When Chuck takes the reins, no butt is left unpounded, even the reader's, breaking through fourth walls just as easily as he does anal seals.Collected within are eight more of Chuck Tingle's greatest reality-bending tinglers, including...POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'"'"SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HUGO AWARD NOMINATIONPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY HUGO AWARD LOSSPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY SECOND HUGO AWARD NOMINATIONPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT"'"'"SCHRODINGER'S BUTTSLAMMED BY THE SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF PRESS GENERATED BY MY BOOK "POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNION"POUNDED IN TH EBUTT BY MY CONSTANTLY CHANGING THOUGHTS ON THE ONGOING MYSTERY OF CHUCK TINGLE'S REAL IDENTITY

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. LIVING CORN JAMES CORNY FIRED IN THE BUTTDimald Trimp is the head of the American Agriculture Agency, and he's as corrupt as they come. Lately, it's been working out fine for the unethical politician, but things are suddenly coming to a head now that James Corny, the handsome living corn in charge of ethics investigations, has shown interest in Dimald's connection to sentient Russian beets.With the Russian beets breathing down his neck, Dimald sees no other option but to fire James Corny, but things are always easier said than done in politics. Now Dimald is taking an erotic journey deep within the butt of this sentient vegetable investigator, and learning more about his own true nature than he ever wanted.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'PPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MNY OWN BUTT"'"'"As a resident of Beforna, Jorbins is used to not existing. The entire city is made up of characters who haven't yet occurred, their entire infinite reality made up of waiting and watching, hoping that one day some artist will be inspired enough to create them.Today might be the day that Jorbins is written into reality, and to calm his nerves, Jorbins and his friend, the sentient short story Pounded In The Butt By My Book, "Pounded In The Butt By My Book, 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book, "Pounded In The Butt By My Book, 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"' are headed out for lunch at Lorko's Deli, another character in Beforna who is yet to be created.Soon enough, the gang begins to realize that things aren't quite as they seem, at that they might've already been written into a homoerotic existence within one another's buttholes.SLAMMED BY MY HANDSOME FIDGET SPINNERGreg Horn is the designated speaker for any first contact with alien life, but he's not expecting to get called upon any time soon. That all changes when several mysterious ships appear hovering across the globe, at first looking like flat disks but then slowing down and revealing themselves as three pronged plastic objects with ball bearings in every appendage.Greg boards one of the ships and comes face to face with the pilot, a smaller version of these "fidget spinners" named Rono. Soon enough, Greg is learning the calming, anxiety-reducing ways of these aliens, all culminating when this handsome living fidget spinner takes a spin in Rono's ass.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.DOMALD TROMP JR. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY HIS SECRET RUSSIAN MEETINGS AND THE GROSSLY INCOMPETENT COVER UP SHORTLY THEREAFTERDomald Tromp Jr. is a man torn between two worlds. Born to a human mother and a father made of shrieking Void crabs and tentacles wearing a loosely fitting skin suit, Domald Jr. is constantly battling with his inner demons, and after a failed attempt at pledging himself to the light side, he soon finds himself turning to the endless cosmic darkness of The Void. Eventually, Domald Jr. dives in completely, arranging a nefarious meeting between himself and the Russian government in hopes of digging up some dirt on his father's political opposition.Now the election is over and Domald Jr. has found himself as the nation's first son, but the handsome manifestation of his politically corrupt meetings and the subsequent cover up is tracking him down. Soon, Domald Jr. finds himself face to face with the sentient living evidence of his unethical encounter, culminating in a hardcore anal encounter of their own that could change politics forever POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE FACT THAT IT TOOK LESS TIME FOR THIS BOOK TO BE WRITTEN AND PUBLISHED THAN THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF TONY SCARYMOOCHY'S TERM AS WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTORWhen self-proclaimed alpha bad ass, Tony Scarymoochy (also know as The Tooch), lands a coveted spot as the new White House Communications Director, he doesn't think life could get any better, but after ten days on the job The Tooch is beginning to question everything.Soon enough, the living manifestation of that fact that it took less time for this book to be written and published than the entire length of Tony's term as White House Communications Director shows up to fire him, sending The Tooch on a journey of meta self-discovery that culminates in a hardcore encounter with his own short lived political employment... including some much needed oral self love.MY BUTT IS COMFORTED BY THE REALIZATION THAT I'M OKAY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHTChurn has had enough of the modern world and the anxieties that come with it. Overwhelmed by his fear of a collapsing economy, disintegrating environment, and rampant political corruption, Churn has decided to leave it all behind and live on a desolate island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.It sounds like a good plan at first, but on his way to the island, Churn has a strange encounter with the living manifestation of the realization that he's okay and everything will be alright, named Kortin. Soon enough, Kortin and Churn are arguing their cases, but it's only when Churn submits to Kortin's optimism that he truly feels comfortable again.Now Churn and this sentient living concept are taking things to the next level in a hardcore encounter that will make everything alright.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. BILLIONAIRE ELONS MUGG TAKES THE HANDSOME PLANET MARS IN HIS BUTTElons Mugg has accomplished a lot. As a successful billionaire tech mogul, Elons could easily live out his days in a state of endless rest and relaxation, but his drive to change the world continues to push him onward... into space.Elons' dream is to walk on the surface of Mars, but when word comes back that Mars isn't interested thanks to bad breakup, Elons settles for a trip around the planet's orbit. The second that Elons and Mars meet face-to-face, however, sparks fly, and soon enough the two of them are on a romantic date that culminates in a hardcore anal pounding.Unfortunately, Mars is still not safe for Elons to live without his spacesuit, leading to a sensual gay terraforming that will have your jaw on the floor.THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAYGortin loves Summer, and he couldn't be happier that Fall is still far, far away. One sizzling hot day while walking home from the pool, however, Gortin notices a single orange maple leaf resting on the curb.Suddenly, Gortin is lost in a downward spiral of pumpkin spice, cozy weather and the impending football season, realizing suddenly that Fall isn't nearly as far away as he once thought. In fact, it's happening right now.This all leads to an unexpected confrontation with the sentient physical manifestation of Autumn himself, and a hardcore anal pounding that has Gortin seriously rethinking his feelings about this handsome living quarter of the year.POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYERLintoy loves his job as a high profile defense attorney with an office on the top floor of an exclusive forty-story high rise. But when the elevators go down for maintenance, Lintoy finds himself doing anything he can to avoid the office, and the exhausting stairwell trek it takes to get there.After noticing that one of the elevators is closed off, but still working, Lintoy decides to take his chances, but quickly finds himself trapped in a terrifying zombie lift. As time passes, however, Lintoy and this sentient undead elevator realize they have more in common than they once thought, and soon enough the two of them are going down... on each other

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. OPEN WIDE FOR THE HANDSOME SABERTOOTH DENTIST WHO IS ALSO A GHOSTMeeper's mysterious tooth pain is ruining his life, and the most frustrating part is that nobody seems to have any idea what's causing it. After his second failed trip to the dentist, Meeper feels like all hope is lost, but when he spots a billboard for Sabertooth Dentistry, it seems like his prayers have been answered.However, it quickly becomes apparent that Sabertooth Dentistry is more than it appears. With a bevy of handsome shirtless dental assistants, and a sabertooth tiger holding a dark secret, Meeper is quickly drawn into a world where a pain in the mouth can only be corrected by a pound in the butt T-REX ANAL WORKOUTGeorge loves fitness, and unlike the rest of his bodybuilding buddies, he actually enjoys the burn of his daily trips to the gym. Unfortunately, George's enthusiasm begins to wane when he hits the legendary "wall," a physical state where, no matter how hard George tries, he simply cannot make gains.Eventually, George's search for a fitness breakthrough comes when he learns about a secret place called Jurassic Gym, and the handsome T-Rex trainer who is about to enlighten him with a hardcore anal workout.George always knew he wanted to get pumped up, he just didn't realize how much he wanted to get pumped up in the butt GAME OF BUTTS: THE POUNDS OF WINTEROn the eve of the greatest battle their kingdoms have ever known, Bon Snope and Dani Terrygrin are setting a plan in motion. Using the help of Dani's faithful dragon, Bon Snope will fly deep behind enemy lines, avoiding the armies of ice butts and hopefully confronting their magical, frost covered leader, the Butt King, one on one.Bon soon arrives in the great white North, but his confrontation with the Butt King is not at all what he expected. It's soon discovered that this war has been just a huge misunderstanding, a faulty ice spell hoping to bring sensual pounds to the land but ending up with destruction instead.Now, it's up to Bon and the Butt King to make things right with a hardcore anal encounter that will prove winter is cumming... and cumming hard.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY COVFEFEHayden has been working as Domald Tromp's private bodyguard for years, but now that he's working for the President of the United States, he's become privy to more top-secret government meeting than he ever could've imagined.Now at Margo Largo, Tromp's Florida estate, Hayden finds himself wrapped up in a debate between Tromp and a Russian diplomat regarding a mysterious creature named Covfefe. The fight finally escalates until all three of them take a trip to see Covfefe for themselves, revealing the true nature of this government funded, coffee based lifeform.What Hayden didn't count on is just how charming Covfefe would be in person. Soon enough, the bodyguard and this handsome coffee beast find themselves proving love in a hardcore anal pounding that could save the world.ENGLAND'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY A HUNG PARLIAMENTAt first, news of a hung parliament during England's election of prime minister doesn't concern Yon, but as the night unfolds, things start to get a little weird. Suddenly, the citizens of England appear to have lost all decision-making power, wandering the streets unsure of what to do or where to go as the curse of the hung parliament befalls them.Fortunately, Yon can make his own decisions, and is immune to the hung parliament's devastating effects. But when the sentient manifestation of this spooky political event appears in the woods near Yon's house, he must confront the hung parliament head on in a hardcore anal encounter that could change the fate of England forever.Thankfully, this hung parliament is just as well hung as you'd imagine. THERE'S A BITCOIN IN MY BUTT AND HE IS HANDSOMEWith the economy in free-fall and the government teetering on the verge of collapse, Jort has never been more thankful for the bunker in his back yard. But when Jort is asked what he's doing with all of his money, the doomsday prepper quickly realizes that he's not as prepared as he once thought.Now Jort is thrust into the wild world of bitcoin, a decentralized cryptocurrancey that's in high demand. Hoping to impress one of the attractive open-source coins, Jort schedules a hot date at a fancy restaurant. Now Jort and his handsome bitcoin, Limbo, are discovering that the value of each other's buttholes are skyrocketing, and the best transaction moving forward is a hardcore anal pounding

A must read for any political junkie, Pounded By Politics Again: Nine More Tales Of Civic Butthole Diplomacy collects Chuck Tingle's finest stories of hardcore gay democracy in action. Whether it's hardcore fake news causing very real boners, or a handsome living corn getting fired in the butt, this assortment of erotic fiction has something for buckaroos of every political background.Within this compilation you will find the following inspirational tinglers...FAKE NEWS REAL BONERSDOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME RUSSIAN T-REX WHO ALSO PEED ON HIS BUTT AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM WITH THE VIDEOS OF HIS BUTT GETTING PEED ONREDACTED IN THE BUTT BY REDACTED UNDER THE TROMP ADMINISTRATIONDOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY HIS FABRICATED WIRETAPPING SCANDAL MADE UP TO REDIRECT FOCUS AWAY FROM HIS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS UNETHICAL CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIAPOUINDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN IGNORANT CLIMATE CHANGE DENIALDOMALD TROMP'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF HIS INCRIMINATING TAX RETURNSLIVING CORN JAMES CORNY FIRED IN THE BUTTPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY COVFEFEENGLAND'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY A HUNG PARLIAMENT