David Gomberg

It's two books in one as Would You Rather...? presents mash-up of two books featuring the best questions from its gross series, along with all new material.

Filled with the kind of imaginative and edgy (but family-friendly) humor children love, Would You Rather ...? Supremely Strange is an all-new addition to the stomach-churning, laugh-inducing line that began with the American Library Association's Quick Pick for Reluctant Young Adult Readers, Would You Rather ...? Gross Out. Whether read alone or used in a group as a party game, writing exercise, or icebreaker, Would You Rather ...? Supremely Strange will have readers giggling and gagging as they have too much fun to notice they're building their reading, comprehension, and cognition skills. Would you rather...have fish hook fingernails or screwdriver toenails? Would you rather...have a unicorn horn on your head or on your chin? Would you rather...only be able to move forward while jumping rope OR only be able to eat while wearing a baby's bib?

Filled with the kind of imaginative, edgy, but family-friendly humor children love, Would You Rather ...? Wonderfully Weird is an all-new edition to the the stomach-churning, laugh-inducing line that began with the American Library Association's Quick Pick for Reluctant Young Adult Readers Would You Rather...? Gross Out. Whether read alone or used in a group as a party game, writing exercise, or icebreakers, the questions of Would You Rather...? Wonderfully Weird will have readers giggling and gagging as they have too much fun to notice they're building their reading, comprehension, and cognition skills. Would you rather...Play with Dog poo-scented Play Doh OR a Lite-Brite made with shards of broken glass? Would you rather...wear starched and ironed underwear for a month or use poison-ivy as toilet paper once? Would you rather...only be able to move forward while jumping rope OR only be able to eat while wearing a baby's bib?

Filled with the kind of imaginative, edgy, but family-friendly humor children love, Would You Rather ...? Terrifically Twisted is an all-new edition to the the stomach-churning, laugh-inducing line that began with the American Library Association's Quick Pick for Reluctant Young Adult Readers Would You Rather...? Gross Out. Whether read alone or used in a group as a party game, writing exercise, or icebreakers, the questions of Would You Rather...? Terrifically Twisted will have readers giggling and gagging as they have too much fun to notice they're building their reading, comprehension, and cognition skills. Would you rather...Play with Dog poo-scented Play Doh OR a Lite-Brite made with shards of broken glass? Would you rather...wear starched and iron underwear for a month or use poison-ivy toilet paper once? Would you rather...only be able to move forward while jumping rope OR only be able to eat while wearing a baby's bib?

This giant compendium of Would You Rather...? questions carefully selected from the author's oeuvre along with selection of new questions created just for this volume stands as the authors' masterwork. Sure to appeal both to Would You Rather...? scholars as well as the casual fan, Would You Rather...? Anthology is the stocking stuffer that will send holiday shoppers in search of a bigger stocking and recipients in search of weight training classes. What began as the musings of two recent college graduates in search of gainful employment spawned first a book, then a series of books, a publishing house, a political movement, and ultimately a complete lifestyle. Even surviving the backlash of David Gomberg's now-infamous "Would You Rather...? is more popular than The Beatles now" quote of 2004, the timeless nature and simple joys of Would You Rather...? have transcended the confines of popular culture to become an institution.

This ultimate collection of carnal quandaries features over 700 deranged dilemmas concerning matters of the flesh. In one volume, the very best sexual Would You Rather...? questions have been conveniently collected along with all new never-before-seen material. Adult fans can wallow in their immaturity as they savor the guilty pleasures of debating questions such asWould you rather...have sex with a tenORfive two’s (at the same time)?Would you rather...never experience orgasmORperpetually experience orgasm?Would you rather...have “innie” nipplesORinch-long curly nipples?

Since the publication of the first Would You Rather...? title in 1997, Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have gone forth to spawn a franchise that shows no signs of slowing down or growing old. In this hilariously hefty addition to the series, the authors have created more than 1,500 all-new, never-before-published questions that will have regular readers and newcomers alike laughing out loud as they ponder the often outrageous, sometimes sinful, usually unusual, and unfailingly uproarious questions posed.

This all-new volume is absolutely crammed with the completely tasteless -- yet entirely age-appropriate -- questions of which the younger set of fans can't get enough. Educators and librarians alike put aside their queasiness to praise the Would You Rather ...? books aimed at youthful readers for getting the most resistant audience not just reading, but discussing what they've read--stealthily letting grown-ups be sure of comprehension. As a gateway book for reluctant readers, this new collection sparks the imagination, building the literacy and reasoning skills that will serve young people will when they select their next (and next, and next, and next) book.

This is the Would You Rather...? book for which audiences have been asking. The authors' trademark imagination and humor are on display in this no-holds-barred assortment of devilish dilemmas. The perfect icebreaker, Would You Rather...?: The Dirty Version captures the sexual, the seedy, the sardonic, and the silly in the unique tone that has made the Would You Rather...? series popular with readers of all ages.

The Would You Rather...? series has become a genuine phenomenon, with books, calendars, board games, a DVD hosted by Howie Mandel, and radio shows. Showcasing Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg's hilariously absurd propositions, this entry is another title designed specifically for young readers. Following the success of Would You Rather...? Gross Out, this new title in the series is the perfect way to get reluctant young readers not just reading, but also talking about what they've read -- as well as laughing out loud! Perfectly appropriate for the ages 8 to 15, yet absolutely in line with the tastelessness they embrace, Would You Rather...? Weird, Wild, and Wacky is one of the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest book written expressly for young readers. Filled with the kind of imaginative, edgy, but family-friendly humor children love, it is a perfect party game or may be enjoyed alone for solitary chuckles.

With more than 1200 questions, this new Would You Rather...? collection is antic, audacious, comic, comical, hilarious, humorous, hysterical, riotous, side-splitting, and uproarious and will provide hours of amusing, diverting, jocular, playful, waggish, whimsical, witty, gleeful, merry, and/or mirthful entertainment.

Giving new meaning to the term "bathroom humor," Would You Rather ...? Read It and Wipe is the first book of comedy written and edited specifically to be read on the throne. The book features cutting-edge wit (both highbrow and lowbrow) at lengths perfect for lounging in the loo. Contributors include masters of the short and funny, Would You Rather ...? authors Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg, as well as some of their witty and famous friends. Included is the soon-to-be-famous "Doodie Log"!

Nothing quite captures young imaginations like the forbidden, and that covers quite a bit of territory. Would You Rather ...? Gross Out features kid-favorite gross-out dilemmas and wacky illustrations that include all the classic categories: boogers, farts, vomit, and more. More than just disgusting, Would You Rather ...? Gross Out is sure to stretch any young person's imagination. Even the most stalwart youngster won't be able to resisting wincing and wondering through their laughter as they ponder such questions as "Would you rather ...bathe in a tub of saliva or eat a salad sprinkled with boogers?" or "Would you rather ...sweat maple syrup or cry melted cheese?" Filled with the kind of imaginative, gross, edgy, but family-friendly humor children love, Would You Rather ...? Gross Out is perfect for parties. It can be read alone for solitary chuckles or played as a game by a group.

The comic phenomenon known as the Would You Rather...? series finds its ultimate expression in this enormous compilation of deranged dilemmas -- more than 1,500 in nearly 500 pages! -- accompanied by zany illustrations, games, and comedic riffs. Authors Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg draw on everything from movies and music to food and drink in this collection that's perfect for groups, parties, or the lone reader who wants a good laugh.

For those who enjoy messing with other people’s heads ? or who wish to channel his or her inner performance artist ? this irreverent guide is the perfect companion. It contains 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations, all of which are guaranteed to disturb or disgust those unfortunate enough to be nearby. From conducting a job interview in interpretive dance to ending a relationship with the help of a big foam ?You’re #1” finger, Mindf*cks makes the most of any mundane situation.

Would You Rather??: Trippin' Edition continues in the series’ tradition of pondering the most absurd and implausible questions imaginable. Perfect for road trips and parties, it’s jam-packed with pop culture references and irreverent humor, and the thought-provoking questions make perfect ice-breakers ? the responses given can provide remarkable insights into the minds of others. This pocket-size book is also an entertaining way to kill time when riding in the subway or waiting for the dentist.

The Would You Rather...series has become a genuine phenomenon, with books, calendars, board games, a DVD hosted by Howie Mandel, and radio shows. There's even a television show in the works. Showcasing Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg's hilariously absurd propositions, this entry is the first in the series designed specifically for young readers. Featuring new illustrations depicting deranged dilemmas and crazy choices that are sure to stretch budding imaginations, typical entries tap youngsters' penchant for the wacky and the gross. They include "Would you rather...burp the sound of a machine gun or cough the sound of bagpipes?" and "Would you rather...sleep a night on a bed covered in peanut butter or next to a humidifier full of spit? Would You Rather...? for Kids is perfect for everyone from reluctant readers to comic book fans to creative and thoughtful bookworms. Playable alone or in a group, it's ideal as well for children who like a good belly laugh or who enjoy playing games.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? Would you rather be a Siamese twin connected at the soles of your feet or at the lips? These are just two of the burning questions asked in this new entry in the best-selling series. Containing more than 120 previously unseen illustrations depicting quirky quagmires and crazy quandaries, this book can be read alone or played with others as a game. The witty artwork helps readers visualize each absurdity. Laugh-out-loud funny and filled with pop references, this book is also deceptively thought-provoking.

The demented minds that created the original Would You Rather?? collection and its best-selling follow-up, Would You Rather??: Love and Sex, are back with even more preposterous predicaments and irreverent inquiries. Plumbing the depths of the current zeitgeist, Would You Rather??: Pop Culture Edition is packed with over 300 wickedly funny ? and deceptively thought-provoking ? questions regarding sex, celebrities, hot trends, newsmakers, movies, video games, household products, and unusual combinations thereof. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs or be assassinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls? Would you rather fight The Rock or fifteen clones of Barbara Bush to the death? Would you rather have phone sex with the Moviefone guy or Jar Jar Binks? Ideal for parties and road trips, these weighty philosophical questions are also perfect for moments of solitary reflection.

From the authors of the blockbuster hit Would You Rather?? comes another collection of over 300 absurd alternatives and deranged dilemmas. Filled with wacky wit, irreverent humor, and twisted pop culture references, Would You Rather 2: Electric Boogaloo asks you to ponder questions such as: Would you rather . . . be a siamese twin connected at the lips or at the soles of your feet? Would you rather . . . have your hostage negotiator be Ozzy Osbourne or Jessica Simpson? Would you rather . . . have your cellphone ring function set on "Taser" or "Airhorn"?