J A Konrath

Janet and Michael are alien children that live on the Glob Planet of USE-A-LOT 3. The Globs are a happy people. They especially love drinking Snail Soda and having belching contests.But too much consumerism leads to pollution, and when the Globs finally run out of raw materials to make soda cans, Janet and Michael embark on a plan to teach the planet how to recycle.Outrageous and hilarious, with plenty of goofy voices to read out loud, plus bright, amusing illustrations, combine to turn a serious message into serious fun.JA Konrath has sold move than three million books worldwide. You can visit him at www.JAKonrath.com.Dan Maderak is a former art educator, circus performer, and is currently a freelance artist.

Just when you get out... Former Chicago cop Jack Daniels thought she'd left her former life behind. She'd traded her badge for a toddler, and her lifelong pursuit of heinous serial killers for a boring house in the suburbs. ...they pull you back in. Then Jack sees some pictures. Pictures of men who were supposed to be dead. And once again, against the fierce insistence of her husband, Phineas Troutt, Jack reluctantly straps on her gun and goes hunting. Hunting for the worst of the worst. This leads to a trek across the Great Plains, searching for a modern slavery ring, on a collision course with three of the most horrible villains Jack has ever faced. But Jack, and her irritating buddy Harry McGlade, will face them, and much more. Because they're prepared to go to hell and back to rescue an old friend. The trick will be getting back in one piece. And-spoiler alert-they don't. WHITE RUSSIAN by J.A. KonrathWhat are you willing to lose? If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book. WHITE RUSSIANBad Language - 7Scary - 7Violent - 8Funny - 7Sexy - 5Crossovers - Features Jack Daniels, Phineas Troutt, Harry McGlade, and includes characters from the Konrath Dark Thriller Collective, the Codename: Chandler series, and the Timecaster series.

STOP A MURDER In this Mystery Puzzle collection, you'll be tasked with decoding the mind and motivations of a nefarious killer who is plotting to commit an unspeakable crime.This book contains an epistolary collection of sixty emails, texts, and letters, sent to bestselling author J.A. Konrath, by a serial killer. This psychopath is leaving detailed, cryptic hints about who will be murdered, why, when, where, and how.Some of the hints are easy to figure out. Others are much more devious.Do you like solving mysteries? Do you enjoy puzzles or escape-the-room games? Are you good at spotting clues?Only you can stop a murder.Are you smart enough?Are you brave enough?Let the games begin...STOP A MURDER by J.A. KonrathThis time, you're the detective

His name is Phineas Troutt. He's a problem solver. If a woman is being stalked by her ex-husband, Phin can convince him to stop. If a union is being squeezed, Phin can squeeze the squeezer. He's not a mercenary. He's not a bodyguard. He's not a private dick. He's a guy who takes cash for solving problems with violence. When a doctor at a suburban women's health clinic is being harassed, she hires Phin to make it stop. But the situation proves to be larger, and more dangerous, than even he can handle on his own. So he calls in some friends to help out; a P.I. named Harry McGlade and a female cop named Jack Daniels... DEAD ON MY FEET by JA KonrathHe's dying to kill you... Set in 2007, Konrath turns up the noir and gives leading man status to his favorite tough guy. Phin has appeared in the bestselling novels WHISKEY SOUR, RUSTY NAIL, SHAKEN, RUM RUNNER, LAST CALL, and many others, but now he's finally the main character. Filled with the same action, humor, and intrigue as the Jack Daniels series, but with a grittier, hardboiled edge, DEAD ON MY FEET is the first in a Phin Troutt trilogy, which also includes DYING BREATH and EVERYBODY DIES. If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book. DEAD ON MY FEETBad Language - 8Scary - 2Violent - 8Funny - 7Sexy - 8Crossovers - Contains characters from the Jack Daniels Thriller series, Codename: Chandler series, Timecaster series, and Konrath Dark Thriller Collective series

GERIATRIC REDNECK ZOMBIES Randall just wanted to have a fun summer vacation with his family, visiting Grandma at her cabin on a lake in the Wisconsin Northwoods. Then everything went horribly wrong. Join fifteen-year-old Randall, and his younger brother Josh, as they fight for their lives on the eve of an elderly undead apocalypse. GRANDMA? - The Complete NovelShe won't bake you cookies... Forget everything you've ever read about zombies. But that's probably impossible, because you know you've read a lot. So maybe just put aside your preconceptions, because this living dead epic will make you remember why you fell in love with this genre in the first place. Part scary, part funny, this is a living dead Armageddon like you've never seen before. This book is over 60,000 words long. It also includes a Q&A with the authors on the creation of the novel. If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book. GRANDMA? by JA Konrath and Talon KonrathBad Language - 4Scary - 6Violent - 6Funny - 8Sexy - 2

A retired cop past her prime...A kidnapped bank robber fighting for his life...A former mob enforcer with a blood debt...A government assassin on the run...A wisecracking private eye with only one hand...A homicide sergeant with one week left on the job... And three of the worst serial killers, ever. This is where it all ends. An epic showdown in the desert, where good and evil will clash one last time. His name is Luther Kite, and his specialty is murdering people in ways too horrible to imagine. He's gone south, where he's found a new, spectacular way to kill. And if you have enough money, you can bet on who dies first. Legendary Chicago cop Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels has retired. She's no longer chasing bad guys, content to stay out of the public eye and raise her new daughter. But when her daughter's father, Phin Troutt, is kidnapped, she's forced to strap on her gun one last time. Since being separated from his psychotic soulmate, the prolific serial killer known as Donaldson has been desperately searching for her. Now he thinks he's found out where his beloved, insane Lucy has been hiding. He's going to find her, no matter how many people die in the process. All three will converge in the same place. La Juntita, Mexico. Where a bloodthirsty cartel is enslaving people and forcing them to fight to the death in insane, gladiator-style games. Join Jack and Phin, Donaldson and Lucy, and Luther, for the very last act in their twisted, perverse saga. Along for the ride are Jack's friends; Harry and Herb, as well as a mob enforcer named Tequila, and a covert operative named Chandler. There will be blood. And death. So much death... LAST CALL by JA KonrathAll things must end... If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book. LAST CALLBad Language - 7Scary - 5Violent - 8Funny - 8Sexy - 3Crossovers - Features Jack Daniels, Phineas Troutt, Harry McGlade, and includes characters from the Konrath Dark Thriller Collective, the Codename: Chandler series, the Timecaster series, and the Luther Kite series by Blake Crouch.

THE ULTIMATE COLORING BOOK Do you like coloring? Do you like squares? You just found the perfect book This coloring book contains one hundred pages of squares Just squares The same square, over and over, one hundred times What color will your squares be? Red? Blue? Green? Red? You're only limited by your imagination So grab some sort of writing implement, and start coloring Now Do it now

THE ULTIMATE COLORING BOOK Do you like coloring? Do you like circles? You just found the perfect book This coloring book contains one hundred pages of circles Just circles The same circle, over and over, one hundred times What color will your circles be? Red? Blue? Green? Red? You're only limited by your imagination So grab some sort of writing implement, and start coloring Now Do it now

THE ULTIMATE COLORING BOOK Do you like coloring? Do you like triangles? You just found the perfect book This coloring book contains one hundred pages of triangles Just triangles The same triangle, over and over, one hundred times What color will your triangles be? Red? Blue? Green? Red? You're only limited by your imagination So grab some sort of writing implement, and start coloring Now Do it now

Twenty years ago, a young cop named Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels arrested one of the most sadistic killers she'd ever encountered. She has since retired from the Chicago Police Department in order to raise her toddler daughter. But old grudges never die. They fester until the right opportunity comes along. While on vacation in the Wisconsin north woods, Jack learns--too late--that her old adversary is out of prison. He has revenge on his mind. And he's bringing an army with him. Outnumbered, outgunned, and cut off from the outside world, Jack Daniels is about to learn the meaning of last stand. RUM RUNNER by J.A. KonrathThat which does not kill you, keeps trying... If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book. RUM RUNNERBad Language - 6Scary - 5Violent - 7Funny - 8Sexy - 7Crossovers - Features characters from the Timecaster series, Jack Daniels and Associates Mystery series, the Codename: Chandler series, and the Konrath Dark Thriller Collective series

FUNNY SEXY ACTION-PACKED It's the science fiction epic you didn't even know you wanted You're welcome CHICAGO, 2064: MANKIND CAN REWINDTalon Avalon is a timecaster--one of a select few peace officers who can operate a TEV, the Tachyon Emission Visualizer, which records events (specifically crimes) that have already happened.With crime at an all-time low, Talon has little to do except give lectures to schoolkids--and obsess on his wife's profession as a licensed sex partner.When one of her clients asks Talon to investigate a possible murder, Talon uses the TEV to view the crime. The identity of the killer is unmistakable--it's him, Talon Avalon.Someone is taking timecasting to a whole new level and using it to frame Talon. And the only way he can prove his innocence is to go off the grid--which in 2064 is a very dangerous thing to do.Time is NOT on his side.Featuring all of the action, thrills, and humor of other Konrath books, but set in an outrageous never-before-seen future, the Timecaster series is ecopunk on super steroids. Add in healthy doses of sex, some characters from Konrath's previous books (Talon is Jack Daniels's grandson), and a lot of outrageous ideas about technology, society, and politics, and Timecaster is a book that will appeal to anyone who likes to be entertained, even if they don't dig on sci-fi.If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book.TIMECASTER by JA KonrathTechnobabble - 7Action - 9Sex - 8Humor - 8Crossovers - Features characters from the Jack Daniels Thriller series, the Konrath Dark Thriller Collective series, and the Jack Daniels and Associates Mystery series