J B O'Neil

Are the Video Game Ninjas going to be toe jam ?Orlando, the blue ninja, has a problem with bullies. They steal his iPad, pick on him, and try to crush him and his best friends, Josh and Orlando, with a giant spiked club. But can Orlando master his fears in time for the Video Game Ninjas to survive their most difficult fight yet?With 21 full color comic-book illustrations, and tons of video game action, Video Game Ninjas 3 is the most pulse-pounding volume yet Find out how: The ninjas will handle hundreds of man-eating ogres They'll double their strength, in less than a day They'll stop their archnemesis, Memdark: what sinister scheme is he up to?Orlando will handle his bully at school: will he use his ninja powers, or something greater?The ninjas will come together to unleash their new secret technique There's danger, excitement, and hilarity in Video Game Ninjas 3: Rise of the Ogre King. Click "add to cart" to start reading the third installment of the new series by bestselling author J.B. O'Neil, now

Have you ever wished that your video games could be REAL?Josh did. He and his two best friends, Orlando and Matt, loved to hang out and play video games together more than anything in the world. Now, thanks to a weird old man and his weird old game, Josh and his buddies are about to get what they wished for...and if they're careful, they just might live long enough to regret it Josh, Orlando, and Matt, are the Video Game Ninjas They're ready to kick butt in the real world with their brand-new ninja powers: Riding on top of speeding footballs Fighting a giant, world-eating monster... with a special taste for schools Conjuring powerful magic, including terrifying fire dragons And combining all of their unique ninjas powers into the almighty Ninja Cannon Find out how these three best friends save the world, and discover the secrets behind their fantastic new powers, in Video Game Ninjas

BONUS - Includes FREE "Dog Farts" Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Dog Farts: Pooter's Revenge." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. Twice the farting fun Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing.""Absolutely hysterical ...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face ""This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish ...Talk about a fun Friday night "-Blame the dog at your own risk-Milo Snotrocket, the self-proclaimed master of bottom-burping disaster, is teaming up with his little sister Brittney in their most disgusting adventure yet: curing their pup Pooter's diabolical dog farts You and your kids will be holding your sides laughing as Milo, Brittney and Pooter: -search for the ultimate cure for doggie farts online -fart their way into a fifty-car pileup and get on the news -give Milo's Dad's car a methane-powered rocket boost -discover why mixing soap bubbles and farts is a bad idea -remix classical music with Pooter's butt-trumpet -and much more With almost 2 dozen hilarious illustrations, "Dog Farts" is you and your child's ticket to fun and laughs.Go ahead...purchase "Dog Farts" right now and download the FREE AUDIOBOOK (included right inside this book).

Includes FREE "Grandma vs. Zombies" Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of this New #1 Bestseller: "Grandma vs. Zombies".You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this hilarious audiobook (complete with super-hero sound effects ) while reading along & paging through 16 amazing comic book illustrations of zombie-slaying action & kick-butt weapons. That's twice the fun Here's what readers are saying about this FUNNY new action book for kids 9 to 12: - "Ridiculously perfect for a 9-12 year old boy ...Oh, and awesome pictures to complete the experience " - "J.B. O'Neil has scored another winner with Grandma Vs. Zombies The illustrations are a - delight also. With the addition of the free audio book, listening to the audio while looking at the pictures was great fun."- "My grandchildren have several of JB Oneil's other books and they love them but this one had them rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically." -Meet "The Family Avengers"-Hold onto your dentures...When a hoard of hungry zombies attacks a peaceful little town, there's only one person that can stop them. It's not a mutant superhero, and it's not a musclebound action movie hero...It's Grandma Beezer She's the oldest and greatest of The Family Avengers, a seemingly ordinary family out to save the world by any means necessary.Grandma Beezer has everything she needs right in her handbag to slay the zombies and get home in time for tea, like: -Her trusty old-lady cane...with an unbreakable titanium core -Her knitting needles...perfect for sweaters and for zombies Find out why -Her signature cookie-firing gatling gun, the "Cookie Carnage 9000"Find out how she'll save the town in this action-packed new book from bestselling author J.B. O'Neil

FREE Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of "Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You". You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects ). That's twice the farting fun - From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'NeilOK: ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode of The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket...aka, the Fart Books Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing.""Absolutely hysterical ...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face ""This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish ...Talk about a fun Friday night "

FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobookversion of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent ButDeadly" with your purchase of "The Booger Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun The #1 Amazon Bestseller That's right, we're talking boogers And whether you like to Pick 'em..Lick 'em...Roll 'em...or Flick 'em... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why: You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school... What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal's doorknob... Cramming them into the end of your sister's flute can be truly horrible... Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge... Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner..."This book is a HOOT "Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one Kids of all ages are laughing out loud at the "The Booger Book"...here's what some readers are saying: "I downloaded this book to read with my 6 years old daughter. I started reading but had to ask my hubby to continue reading with her. It is so well written that I could picture everything in it Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs. I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil ""My 9-year-old son & I read this together and he laughed and laughed.""Highly recommend ...No more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more "